| 12/31/21 |  We tend not to publish our Adult Entertainment Expo diaries right after we get back, because all the adult press does that. Everyone was at the same convention, and even though our coverage clearly represents the most clever and insightful — not to mention hands down the most fun — people might be bored and not even click on the story if we got lumped in with everybody else. So we save ours until just before we leave for the next event. That drums up excitement for us, and at least theoretically for the members. Well, as we got ready to publish our 2020 coverage, um, COVID happened. Then there was no next convention. And now there is no next convention again. (We do not really count virtual conventions, because, well, those suck.) So we decided to post Lon and Gibby’s Report from 2020 on the last day of 2021. We consider it a move to bring about good luck for future conventions, and honestly it was a lot easier than trying to find a virgin to sacrifice around here. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Taylor Hayes, Rayveness, Georgia Adair, jessica drake, Victoria Zdrok, Kenna James, Riley Reid, Katie Morgan, Ana Foxxx, Ginger Lynn, Christy Canyon, Jenna Jameson, Stormy Daniels, Misty Stone, AEE 2020 Video] |
| 12/30/21 | 
ReelRisque Two for One | pics[STAR TAGS: Akubi Video, Yuma Video, Takashi Video] |
| 12/28/21 | 
GingerLynn Turning Pages in Film & Music Video[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 12/27/21 |  Generally when one ceases being mystified, a sense of joy and clarity overwhelms the body. No we’re not suggesting that you will not feel joy — and perhaps other — overwhelming feelings as you wrap up your Mystified (the movie) journey. Odds are very good you will feel some, well, very good things overall. One should not expect “clarity” in any fashion, however. Crude nursery rhymes, though, we definitely have those. And the ever-lovely Venus, we have her as well. [STAR TAGS: Venus Video] |
| 12/26/21 | 
GingerLynn Nikki Phoenix – Dayton Rains – Tessa Lane – Beverly Lynne – Alyssa Lynn – Ruby Reyes… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 12/25/21 |  We picked this day to debut this particular “TOC” movie for a very simple reason. Without any shopping at all, we can let you in on the gift that all but the most jaded of males will enjoy more than any other. Outboard Evinrudes, Shimano fishing reels, even a pedal-assisted motorized Santa Cruz bicycle will pale in comparison to the joy you will receive illustrated by today’s feature movie, Homemade Blowjobs— technically “5” in this case. Of course we do not mean to imply that you should wait for only national holidays that coincide with major religious events to bestow this gift. We are simply making the point that you could be over-thinking this whole gift process. Everyone appreciates homemade, after all. [STAR TAGS: Bridgette Michaels Video, Daisy Rae Video, Kayla Jade Video, Peaches Video, Selena Video, Sunshine Haddah Video, Vivian LaVey Video] |
| 12/24/21 |  This time of year always brings to the forefront thoughts of family — that which we were born into, and that which we have chosen over the years. Without getting into a debate as to which of those might be the most important (because it’s obviously the chosen family, duh) we wanted to wish everyone the time to consider both for a least a little while today and tomorrow. For the most part “work” things should sit at bay, and before all those theoretical resolutions reach up to bite us in the butt in a week, we would all benefit from a little time spent doing nothing but thinking in the quiet. As for distant friends and family, you can send them one of our favorite toasts (that we absolutely did not make up ourselves): “May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future.” Don’t use email or any kind of IM, though. Send them an actual note through the USPS written on a physical piece of paper. That’ll screw with their heads. [STAR TAGS: Audrey Hollander Video, Nikky Blond Video, Adriana Rouso Video, Victoria Swinger Video, Jana Jordan Video, Renee Perez Video, Brea Bennett Video, Nikki Kane, Cassidey Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 12/22/21 | 
Cythereas Holiday Treats[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
| 12/20/21 | 
GingerLynn When Legends Co-Ride[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 12/19/21 | 
ReelRisque A Season of Red pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Alexia Rae Video] |
| 12/17/21 |  Things always get a little batty during this “holiday” — formerly known as “Christmas” — season. Without even trying to imagine what life will be like if we truly manage to eliminate even the potential of (even possibly) offending anyone at all with anything thing we say, Risque has helpfully decided to concentrate instead on the batty part. Well, we’re more in the BatFxxx Orgy category, rather than a political one, truth be told. On the upside, we were able to actually come to a consensus, and we feel supremely confident in our ability to forecast the outcome and costs of our program. … You may need a towel. [STAR TAGS: Anna Lovato Video, Cindy Behr Video, Delta White Video, Isis Love Video, Jasmine Black Video, Anaya Leon Video, Rio Lee Video, Stacey Saran Video] |
| 12/16/21 | 
GingerLynn Stacy Likes Llamas[STAR TAGS: Stacy Jay Video] |
| 12/15/21 | 
Shayla Smelly & Clean[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
| 12/13/21 |  When rose petals fall from the sky onto the nude form of your lesbian lover, you’re probably having a really good dream. When they fly up from the ground in bizarre “well this scene of Mystified seems to be complete” sort of way, you are probably in a Bluebird movie. The bizarreness does not distract (mostly) from the appeal of Charisma Cole and Breanne Benson, though, so you’ll likely want to just run with it. It was always going to be a weird day, after all. Friday the 13th came on a Monday this month. [STAR TAGS: Charisma Cole Video, Breanne Benson Video] |
| 12/12/21 | 
ReelRisque A Gun and Many Piercings pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Scarlett Pain Video] |
| 12/11/21 |  Say you had a slightly nervous star, not about nudity at all, but more about “the dancing striptease” part of the event. Let’s say that would be Kristal Summers. Then let’s say that being a nervous but clever young woman Kristal sees the wisdom of inviting over a coach, not so much for choreography, but more as an experienced friend for emotional support. We’ll identify this expert as Dee. … At this point, we should probably just clarify that as far as coaching goes, Dee gets rather more involved that would a traditional tutor. Adult stars apparently have a genre-unique inspirational style. You’ll see. (Or, y’know, members will.) [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video] |
| 12/9/21 | 
GingerLynn An Orgy of Solos[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Ann Harlow Video, Envy Mi Video, Drew Hurlie Video, Lyla Lei Video, Angel Smith Video, Divalicious Video, Ivy Leaguez Video, Noah Angel Video, Sassy Video] |
| 12/8/21 | 
Cythereas Flirting and Squirting[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
| 12/6/21 |  Everyone loves a good fantasy. Although we would be the first to admit that a simple concept like “fantasy” can mean very, very different things to biologically diverse individuals. One person’s fantasy can easily be another person’s freak show; let’s be honest. … That said, angelic nymphs wandering through the — preternaturally clean, of course — woods just looking for innocent campers to seduce seems like a fairly universal fantasy to pursue. At least that was the theory in Mystified today. Besides, since we’re being honest, we can say with confidence that Bella-Marie Wolf can play a role in pretty much any fantasy we can conjure up. (“Wolf” in the forest. Get it?) [STAR TAGS: Bella-Marie Wolf Video] |
| 12/5/21 | 
GingerLynn Melissa Jacobs – Jacky Joy – Skin Diamond – Briella Bounce – Ana Foxxx – Victoria White… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 12/4/21 | 
Shayla Balls of Not Blue[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
| 12/3/21 | 
GingerLynn Torn, Between Two Lovers[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 12/2/21 |  Happy Palindrome Day!! … So we don’t really know any math super-geeks that could tell us how often this happens, but it sure seems like a calendar date palindrome (at least with the American way of notating dates) has to be pretty rare. … Because 12-02-2021 just seems fun overall, and this one even works with the shorthand notation of 12-2-21, although that does not seem as fancy. Heck you might care nothing about watching Dee and Anais today now that you know about Palindrome Day. Granted they do not look the same forward and backwards, but they do look excellent from either direction. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Anais Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 12/1/21 | 
RisqueNews Return of Geekettes[STAR TAGS: Vanessa Leon Video, Kim Tao Video, Victoria Lawson Video, Amia Miley Video, Jasmine Jolie Video] |
December 2021 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Adriana Rouso| Akubi| Alexia Rae| Amia Miley| Ana Foxxx| Anais| Anaya Leon| Angel Smith| Ann Harlow| Anna Lovato| Audrey Hollander| Bella-Marie Wolf| Brea Bennett| Bridgette Michaels| Cassidey| Christy Canyon| Cindy Behr| Cytherea| Daisy Rae| Dee| Delta White| Divalicious| Drew Hurlie| Envy Mi| Georgia Adair| Ginger Lynn| Isis Love| Ivy Leaguez| Jana Jordan| Jasmine Black| Jasmine Jolie| Jenna Jameson| Jessica Drake| Juli Ashton| Katie Morgan| Kayla Jade| Kenna James| Kim Tao| Kristal Summers| Lyla Lei| Michael Ninn| Misty Stone| Nikki Kane| Nikky Blond| Noah Angel| Peaches| Rayveness| Renee Perez| Riley Reid| Rio Lee| Sassy| Scarlett Pain| Selena| Shayla LaVeaux| Stacey Saran| Stacy Jay| Stormy Daniels| Sunshine Haddah| Takashi| Taylor Hayes| Vanessa Leon| Venus| Victoria Lawson| Victoria Swinger| Victoria Zdrok| Vivian LaVey| Yuma
Year:2021
Month:December
Related Sites:CythereasWetWorld.com, DeesClub.com, GingerLynn.com, KristalSummers.com, ReelRisque.com, RisqueNews.com, Shayla.com
A rose by any other name would still not be the name of the new extended feature on Risqué we begin today. Well, it would not be the name if you chose the name of any other flower, we mean. (Nor would it match if you picked a name like pangolin, hydrometer or spork, but that gets us way off course, so we should stick to botanical reference.) … Now if you picked a name that constitutes part of a rose, you might 
We tend to celebrate Earth Day more than most offices probably. There just seems to be something nice about a holiday not yet overtaken by the greeting card — or worse now, eCard — industry. You just feel good getting out and planting a tree, or picking up trash, or whatever, 
When in doubt, either have sex at a strip club or watch a woman masturbate by a pool. That’s our philosophy. … OK. So not really a “philosophy” in the sense that we practice this every day or anything, so maybe it would be 
Y’know, if they keep changing the date of the annual “Tax Day” then people will start forgetting what day it should be every year. More realistically, if the pandemic forces us to change the date next year, we have a whole lot weightier problems than figuring out when we get our refunds back. So there’s that. To borrow a term from both economics and biological science, that will definitely qualify as an unmitigated bummer. Of course when one illustrates with 
So D.Minion walks into the office yesterday proclaiming, “In springtime a lizard’s fancy turns to romance.” … Now we’ll explain later why none of us was as surprised by that commentary as we might normally have been, but for now just be assured that her written contributions to the site today have nothing reptilian about them. Base certainly, but absolutely mammalian in origin. Of Metropolis this may be, but the slant comes about as pure Risqué Country. (Have you ever seen one of those lizards that does pushups to show off to everyone around? That’d be what we’re doing now.) [STAR TAGS: Brittany Andrews Video, Cynthia Pendragon Video, Nina Dolci Video, Pason Video, Sarah Blake Video, Dolorian Video, Vicky Vette Video] 
After careful consideration (and some really annoying dancing) we have decided that more people should write songs about ice cream. Should you be confused, we can offer some advice: If you have never seen the Geico commercial with Tag Team doing a parody of their own big hit, well, DO NOT. You will never, ever, get that jingle out of your head. … French Vanilla, Rocky Road / Chocolate, Peanut Butter, Cookie Dough … EEEK! Fortunately today we are neither trying to sell you insurance nor do we have anything more than that to say about ice cream. In fairness, we will admit that some of the flavors we do offer today can be a little cold on occasion, however. Fortunately, they 
Some jobs look a lot easier when you look at the completed project than they would likely be if you tried to do them yourself. For example, we are not sure how they get all those perfectly little round portions of Babybel cheese, but it has to take some experienced ranchers and a bunch of really talented cows, right? … Fortunately we have 
Consistent with our ongoing discoveries of just how wildly different all the “Sister” Commune sites happen to be, we ran into a Cytherea preference over the last few years of putting up entire movies where she shows up in the cast, but may not be in every scene. Consequently our Highlight it in New Stuff when a Star Video Reappears strategy does not entirely fit the scenario. So now we have a new plan for these. … Although the scenes themselves will continue to basically magically reappear in the background on the individual sites, when the relevant Team finishes an entire show, we will make note of it here, so nobody misses anything. Applying this theory today, you can once again enjoy Cytherea is a Lesbian Squirt Machine in all its Lesbian Squirting glory. Around here we really thought they should have named that 
Did you ever have a conversation with someone at work, and as they walked away you realized, “That person doesn’t have a frickin’ clue what I do around here?” … Yeah, well that happens to everyone, which explains why Dilbert tends to be hysterical to anyone who has ever worked in an office, while also explaining what you are about to see today, should you click on the enticing photo of 
Now that the (really boring) background code work on the video player has at least reached the stage of, “Well, we have a couple more sites to do, but at least now we know how to do it” stage, we can finally return Welcome to the Valley back from hiatus today. Presumably this will be met with universal cheers and applause — however socially (or otherwise) distant that may be. After all, how could we have made it through the final quarantine push without knowing how 
There are various ways to interpret the phrase “Coming Along Nicely” when you work in our business. In this case one could be referring to the efforts nearing completion which will allow Cytherea’s site to bring all those videos back online in the post-flash video world. Fortunately, none of this will affect the amount of times Cytherea flashes at all, in case you were worried. Also, despite office rumors to the contrary, we did not in fact have to come up with a waterproof video player to host Cy’s remastered videos — so we can just put those rumors to rest. As for the other potential way to interpret Coming Along Nicely… yeah, we got that covered too. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]
No matter how busy you may get in life, you need to always make time for lesbians. … (We should make t-shirts with that slogan, right?) … Well, in honor of that philosophy, we had to stop the leader’s “can you make new code work in all these old site configurations” task and ask him to take a look at the conclusion of our Tara Loves Shyla feature. As D.Minion will soon point out, while en medias res may be a perfectly fine method with which to begin a story, ending one via this technique may well leave plot people frustrated. The less plot-oriented folks will likely not be frustrated at all, however, because, y’know, lesbians. [STAR TAGS: AnnaBelle Lee Video, Shyla Jennings Video, Tara Lynn Foxx Video, Ana Foxxx Video, Cindy Starfall Video]
The joy and beauty of a completely custom web site becomes apparent when you realize that you do not find yourself constantly limited by rigid structure of what elements MUST go where, and what pieces you CAN and CANNOT use for any given story. The horror and frustration of a completely custom web site becomes apparent when you suddenly have to republish those thousands of unique pages and you realize, “Oh, dear. We did this differently every single time.” … On the upside, it gives us a chance to relive some truly 
