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October 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/14

Happy Halloween!! … In honor of the occasion, we have provided a vast selection of Potential Ghoul Friends for your consideration. Best of luck securing one of them, of course. Just a word of advice: Candy may not be quite enough. You could need tequila. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video]

Kristal Summers
10/25/14

A squirting theme seems to have overtaken the office, a situation that seems to happen every time someone new (that has never seen such a thing) joins the team. Fortunately we have many good guides for the phenomenon by now, and with a little Angela Stone on loan from Michael Ninn we can provide superlative illustration. Oh, her gush! … As it were. [STAR TAGS: Angela Stone Video, Michael Ninn]

Angela Stone
10/20/14

If you lose a bet on a football game, you have less money than you had hoped for, but that usually sums up the bulk of your problem. If, however, you really, really “hate the Cowboys” and you base your entire approach on them losing a game they have not played yet, well, you’d rather have just lost money. Several people contribute to a typical risqué post, and the articles sometimes get turned in days before actual publication. Yeah, well, that can suck sometimes. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Chantell Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Shayla LaVeaux
10/16/14

Recent emails on whole seem to note a recent penchant for, as one author put it, “not serious hardcore action” in our diaries. Now while risqué proper does indeed meander about any number of topics from basically PG all the way to certainly not, we do appreciate people taking the time to write in regardless. Honestly, only a very small percentage of members ever do that, and we thank him/them for the contact. To point we will remind them to keep eyes — and whatever other body parts — on the other Risque Commune sites too, but we also dug up some Decidedly NOT Fluffy observations this time out. If things start looking a little tame at your house, invite Audrey Hollander over. We’re just sayin’ … [STAR TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Aurora Snow, Lyla Lei, Nicki Hunter Video, Michael Ninn]

Audrey Hollander
10/8/14

Apparently we decided to make it an entire birthday week, thus extending our celebratory mood. Of course we like few things as much as a celebration, so that may not come as a surprise to any members that know us. On the other hand, we do not always celebrate with Shayla LaVeaux, Juli Ashton, Vicca, Nikita, Keri Windsor, and even Phaedra Alexis, so we count this as a special one. We did miss Julia Ann on her birthday, though, because even we cannot have everything. Pity, that. [STAR TAGS: Alexis DeVell Video, Kaylan Nicole Video, Kitty Yung Video, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Vicca, Nikita, Keri Windsor, Phaedra Alexis, Gary “Helmetcam Man” Gray]

Risque Women (mostly)
10/5/14

A couple of important birthdays highlight this day at the risqué offices, one for a famous person, and the other for an individual almost no one even knows exists. Since the star looks a lot better naked than the unknown person, we decided to just stick with what works and concentrate completely on Juli Ashton. Basically, that’s how we are. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Griffin Drew Video, Cheyenne]

Juli Ashton with Cheyenne.
10/1/14

Porn Stars come in many flavors — and we mean that metaphorically here, so you might need to take a moment to clean up that thought process. … You’ll find all varieties of sexy, obviously, but you’ll also find personality ranges from friendly and kind to arrogant and rude. You’ll run across some very smart ones, and occasionally you will find one that appears to have the mental acumen of a pencil, assuming she or he happens to be old enough to remember what “pencil” means. Personalities in this industry pretty much mirror everyday life with any group, so you very, very rarely find a truly Sweet person. You treasure them when you do, though because they sure can be good friends. We named ours Taren Steele, and she turned out to be a “Fountain” of many things, not the least of which being memorable. [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Juli Ashton Video]

Taren Steele

 

September 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/28/14

Cytherea has a birthday this weekend, and consequently we must celebrate in an appropriate fashion. Of course having been out with Cytherea on multiple occasions over the years, we can say that “appropriate fashion” leaves a lot of leeway for us. We stuck with the traditional beautiful naked shots, however, proving both that we appreciate Cytherea and she can scare us a little. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video]

Cytherea
9/24/14

Honestly we have no idea why an entire religious faith would have one special day dedicated to hurrying along one specific woman, but we try to be accepting of most beliefs around here. Consequently, in honor of our good buddy Lon, who happens to understand this religious faith, we humbly offer Rushing Hannah. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Jenna Jameson Video, Felicia Video, Cheyenne Silver]

Cheyenne Silver
9/22/14

A couple of us were up in San Francisco last week and happened to notice two concurrent events going on. Amidst the artwork and rebellion illustrated by the “Tattoo Expo” planners had also decided to put on the “Beerfest” celebration. … Yeah, what could possibly go wrong? … In our particular case today, neither Paola Rey, Celeste Star, nor Holly Morgan look in the least bit inebriated. One of them might have tattoos, but honestly we forgot to look. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Paola Rey Video, Celeste Star Video, Holly Morgan Video, 247AdultStars.com] 

Celeste Star, Paola Rey, Holly Morgan
9/17/14

Consider the sobriquet. While that was to be the original plan today, courtesy toward friends closed off that avenue of inspection. We considered a more subtle analysis of the word itself, seemingly a blend of sober and briquettes, bringing to mind an altogether unsatisfying BBQ without beer, but that seemed an approach to Georgia Jones and Jana Jordan too obtuse even for us. Suddenly D.Minion roared into the room shouting, “Hey! They have the last season of Bones on Netflix now!” … And at that point we simply decided to let people figure it out for themselves. Amidst all the glitz of this world, you often find the most basic searches for human happiness. [STAR TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Georgia Jones Video, Faye Reagan, Michael Ninn]

Georgia Jones & Jana Jordan
9/12/14

According to a psychology text book a ChickaDee brought into the office today, “Some form of hunger, love, hate, fear, hope or ambition gives rise to every human emotion and every human thought.” … While we hate to disagree with any sacred tomes used in our institutions of higher education, this cannot be correct. Clearly they have forgotten sleepy as an attribute. We have other thoughts today too, substantially enhanced by the application of naked women to the arguments. Come to think of it, sexual tension should be on that list too, unless they think no one ever has sex unless they’re in love, of course. [STAR TAGS: Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Tanya Cox
9/11/14

Somewhere in the neighborhood of 11,000 new citizens will be born in America today, and they will never know a world not under the enveloping threat of terrorism. We do what we can to continue our lives without being incapacitated by fear — the skill of cognizant ignorance being one many in the world consider the United States a champion. Kristal Summers helps us out again in a rare serious commentary from D.Minion. If you’d prefer to just have the short answer, we can give you that here: It’s sad that so many people will never know the feeling that came when flying was part of the fun of vacation. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers]

Kristal Summers
9/7/14

Presumably D.Minion’s love of cheerleaders spurs her to announce the opening weekend of the NFL season, although it could simply be her love of paychecks. Colorado natives Shayla and Kylie add to the celebration along with “transplant Bronco fan” Cytherea. Truth be told, the female fans at risqué may not actually even know if their team happens to be playing, but everybody like Peyton, so they figure it counts. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Kylie Ireland Video, Ashlyn Gere, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Juli Ashton Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Nina Hartley Video, Taren Steele Video, Toni James Video]

Kristal Summers
9/4/14

As the 2014 NFL Season launches tonight, we have come up with a simple solution for this silly “Do we have to change the name of the Washington Redskins because some people find it offensive?” debate. Rather than get all bogged down in ever-evolving Political Correctness, D.Minion has theorized that they can simply leave the name alone and change the mascot to a potato. We have never seen even one offended potato running around with lobbyists, and every game program could feature a nice recipe, like roasting with garlic and rosemary. … See? Thinking outside the box. We do that — with the assistance of Michelle Maylene this time around. … Someone call Roger Goodell. [STAR TAGS: Michelle Maylene Video]

Michelle Maylene
9/1/14

Much like parenting, you can never have favorites among your offspring. Also just like parenting, every manager has favorite clients, regardless of whether or not she or he ever admits it out loud. So as we close D.Minion’s final look at Georgia Adair’s final movie, we intend no implication of favoritism here. All clients are equal. Georgia was just a little more equal. … She became. She saw. She opted out of conquering. [STAR TAGS: Georgia Adair, Sue Diamond, Marlene, Victoria Sin, Michael Ninn]

Missing Gerogia Adair

 

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April 2012 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/28/12

Mark Twain wrote, “Always do right! This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” … D.Minion wrote … well, a bunch of other stuff that probably actually gratifies some of us, astonishes more than a few of us, and then completely baffles the majority of us. That said, she does get to hang out with beautiful porn stars, so she’s got that going for her. Also, a group of people theoretically exist that might understand references to 1960’s television, although they would likely never admit it in public. So D.Minion probably makes them happy. … For the record, though, it’s really mean of her to threaten to pee on the heated seats in someone’s Lincoln, just so you know. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

Cytherea
4/25/12

Probably not very many of us sit down for lunch and begin discussing the best lesbian orgies we’ve ever seen. And probably most of us have never considered that such a thing might exist as a shy porn star. And certainly almost no one could conceive of shooting a movie where none of the people actually in the show even know they’re doing it. … Well, things happen to be fairly odd in the risqué world, and just these sorts of things happen to us with some regularity. … Of course it remains to be seen what kind of difference this path less chosen will ultimately make, but if ever people start being overly critical, we just bring the conversation back to the lesbian orgies. That generally shuts them up. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs]

Inari Vachs, Undoubtedly Thinking Wonderful Things About Us
4/22/12

How far will writers go to “justify” a sex scene in an adult movie? … Yeah, well, anyone that has seen very many that even pretend to have a plot will tell you, basically an amazingly long way. Of course if you tried to write what happens in your own life down on paper, it probably wouldn’t make all that good of a movie, which of course explains why we have movies in the first place. On the other hand, what if you shot a movie, and no one knew it — even the people starring in the movie? … We’ve done that.  [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Rayveness, Alexis Amore, Capri Anderson Video]

Inari Vachs Promises Not to Tell
4/18/12

What ho! We have discovered the “reason” taxes were not due on April 16th, that being “Emancipation Day” in Washington D.C. — so apparently a holiday there means none of the rest of us can be held responsible for federal laws on that day either. While we’re really talking about Day Three of Gibby’s dance report on Shayla.com, with a little Tenaya (and a bonus for a friend) thrown in, this new knowledge did give us pause to consider: Are we not all glad at least not to be subject to the whims of the D.C. Mayoral elections? Remember Marion Barry? … EEEK! [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Parrish, Tenaya]

A Tint of Tenaya
4/15/12

Does anyone know why since April 15th falls on a Sunday this year folks get until Tuesday to get their tax returns filed? More importantly, although certainly taxes hold a vital importance to each of us, and no one can think of anything more exciting, nor can we think of anything more enjoyable that involves compulsory participation, every once in awhile we need to think about less taxing considerations, right? … OK. So we might have been just the slightest bit sarcastic there for a second, but we nonetheless rank among the world’s experts at non-taxing diversions. Society needs those too, you know. [FEATURED TAGS: Jenna Haze Video]

A Shayla Trading Card.
4/13/12

Very few people have a legal name that makes them well suited to enjoy all the “Friday The Thirteenth” occasions that happen in a year. Other than being often compared to the one-eyed dog, with no tail, and three legs, being named “Lucky” probably makes life more interesting than being someone named Bob or something. Sometimes, however, you just do what you’re told. Pick your battles, after all. (And for the record, we happen to know some very excellent “Bob” people, and we promise to continue to genuflect when appropriate.) [FEATURED TAGS: Sophia Knight Exclusive Video, Sunny Leone]

Get Lucky
4/10/12

How can it be that a group with nearly 100 years of combined experience in the adult industry has never run across such a fun word as concupiscent until today? And who would have thought the vocabulary lesson would appear in a biography on Harry Truman? … Unexpected things happen in life, though, and at its core, that seems to be what makes it worth living — well, at least if you sort of overlook the whole beautiful women thing. … Members here, of course, completely grok the value we place on reading, and some of them might even hang around because of it. Who knows? They may potentially also appreciate how we do not forget about the beautiful women aspect, however. That could be. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Cytherea, Shayla LaVeaux, Sophia Knight, Breanne Benson, Jessica Jensen Exclusive Video, Kandi Spitfire Exclusive Video, Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Words Fail Us. Oh, Bother.
4/5/12

We have been known, on occasion, to take a wee bit of time to get completely through a story here in the Commune. Having acknowledged that fact, even we found ourselves astounded at the eight years it has taken to finish up this little tale of Maverick and Dee. At least we cover well this time around by quickly popping you off to Shayla’s site so you don’t spend too much time thinking about the sort of people that might even remember an “open” task for eight years. On the other hand, we tend to get used to open in this business. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Dee]

A Flair for Anticipation
4/1/12

Apparently people have been wildly scrambling to buy California Lottery tickets, leading to the usual media reports about the statistical difficulty involved in actually winning the big bucks. Without a doubt our favorite comparison put the odds in terms quite easy to understand: “You are more likely to get killed by a vending machine than get all six numbers correct in this random drawing.” Now that may be, but don’t you think they should postpone all big revelations like this to today? After all, they could have a lot of fun on April Fool’s Day — we do. [FEATURED TAGS: Taren Steele, Dee Video]

Taren Steele ... Preparing to Have Fun