| 4/29/21 | 
GingerLynn A Canyon of Christy[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Christy Canyon Video] |
| 4/27/21 | 
GingerLynn Friends with Girls[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Drew Hurlie Video, Envy Mi Video, Ivy Leaguez Video, Lyla Lei Video, Sassy Video] |
| 4/25/21 | 
Cythereas Detained with Profit Motive | vids[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Hollie Stevens Video, Alicia Alighatti Video, Emily Evermoore Video] |
| 4/23/21 |  A rose by any other name would still not be the name of the new extended feature on Risqué we begin today. Well, it would not be the name if you chose the name of any other flower, we mean. (Nor would it match if you picked a name like pangolin, hydrometer or spork, but that gets us way off course, so we should stick to botanical reference.) … Now if you picked a name that constitutes part of a rose, you might come up with Petals in that case, which would in fact make you a winner today. Taken in the right light, therefore, we are almost as good as Shakespeare. Cool. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video] |
| 4/22/21 |  We tend to celebrate Earth Day more than most offices probably. There just seems to be something nice about a holiday not yet overtaken by the greeting card — or worse now, eCard — industry. You just feel good getting out and planting a tree, or picking up trash, or whatever, giving a gift “outside” your circle and immediate family. Giving something to hundreds or thousands of people that you will never, ever meet simply seems good, and we all need something to feel good about these days. Of course giving your grandma a gift may help you end up in her will, whereas giving to the Earth will not have this benefit. If the Earth dies, well … no need for a will. [STAR TAGS: Faith Leon] |
| 4/21/21 | 
Shayla Fans of Divergent Fables[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kaylan Nicole Video, Lacy Rose Video] |
| 4/21/21 | 
GingerLynn Christiana Cinn Talks | Twitches[STAR TAGS: Christiana Cinn Video] |
| 4/19/21 |  When in doubt, either have sex at a strip club or watch a woman masturbate by a pool. That’s our philosophy. … OK. So not really a “philosophy” in the sense that we practice this every day or anything, so maybe it would be more of an aspiration than some personal credo — albeit one with a very fine “asp” on display, come to think of it. … If you have a very strong preference for, and belief in, the type of modeling clay you prefer, would you then have a Play-Doh Credo? … These are the types of questions which remind us that we could perhaps need a nap. You might prefer an analysis of Makayla Cox and Rio Mariah before yours. … Hey! Come to think of it, we can blame it on Rio. Cool. [STAR TAGS: Makayla Cox Video, Rio Mariah Video] |
| 4/18/21 | 
ReelRisque If Looks Could Thrill pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Lilly Banks Video] |
| 4/17/21 | 
Shayla Amazing (and Friendly) Feats[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cheyenne Silver Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland] |
| 4/15/21 |  Y’know, if they keep changing the date of the annual “Tax Day” then people will start forgetting what day it should be every year. More realistically, if the pandemic forces us to change the date next year, we have a whole lot weightier problems than figuring out when we get our refunds back. So there’s that. To borrow a term from both economics and biological science, that will definitely qualify as an unmitigated bummer. Of course when one illustrates with Mia Malkova it does tend to distract from really dull concepts like amortization of fixed assets. Mia does, however, possess some excellent assets. And she balances exceptionally well too, come to think of it. [STAR TAGS: Mia Malkova Video, Veronica Snow Video, Marly Brinx] |
| 4/14/21 | 
GingerLynn Rhymes with Goonies[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Bionca Video, Heather Wayne Video] |
| 4/13/21 | 
GingerLynn Y’Know, That One Spot[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Amber Lynn Video, Annette Haven Video] |
| 4/11/21 | 
GingerLynn Aubrey Gold – Taylor May – Carrie – Kianna Bradley – Ally Kay – Hyapatia Lee… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 4/11/21 | 
GingerLynn The Icon in Rare HD[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 4/10/21 | 
GingerLynn Maidens Numbering Ten[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 4/10/21 |  So D.Minion walks into the office yesterday proclaiming, “In springtime a lizard’s fancy turns to romance.” … Now we’ll explain later why none of us was as surprised by that commentary as we might normally have been, but for now just be assured that her written contributions to the site today have nothing reptilian about them. Base certainly, but absolutely mammalian in origin. Of Metropolis this may be, but the slant comes about as pure Risqué Country. (Have you ever seen one of those lizards that does pushups to show off to everyone around? That’d be what we’re doing now.) [STAR TAGS: Brittany Andrews Video, Cynthia Pendragon Video, Nina Dolci Video, Pason Video, Sarah Blake Video, Dolorian Video, Vicky Vette Video] |
| 4/8/21 | 
GingerLynn One Just Got Away[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Melissa Jacobs Video] |
| 4/6/21 | 
Cythereas Friends with Bad Bob | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Sasha Heart Video, Tessa Taylor Video] |
| 4/5/21 | 
Shayla Seeking Sonya | vid[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
| 4/3/21 | 
GingerLynn Book of Scraps[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Stacy Donovan Video, Lois Ayers Video] |
| 4/2/21 | 
GingerLynn Angel of Her Eye[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Angel Video] |
| 4/1/21 |  After careful consideration (and some really annoying dancing) we have decided that more people should write songs about ice cream. Should you be confused, we can offer some advice: If you have never seen the Geico commercial with Tag Team doing a parody of their own big hit, well, DO NOT. You will never, ever, get that jingle out of your head. … French Vanilla, Rocky Road / Chocolate, Peanut Butter, Cookie Dough … EEEK! Fortunately today we are neither trying to sell you insurance nor do we have anything more than that to say about ice cream. In fairness, we will admit that some of the flavors we do offer today can be a little cold on occasion, however. Fortunately, they still look really pretty that way. [STAR TAGS: Blake Blossom Video, Lacey Lennon] |
April 2021 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Alicia Alighatti| Amber Lynn| Angel| Annette Haven| Bionca| Blake Blossom| Brittany Andrews| Cheyenne Silver| Christiana Cinn| Christy Canyon| Cynthia Pendragon| Cytherea| Dee| DoLorian| Drew Hurlie| Emily Evermoore| Envy Mi| Faith Leon| Ginger Lynn| Heather Wayne| Hollie Stevens| Ivy Leaguez| Kaylan Nicole| Kylie Ireland| Lacey Lennon| Lacy Rose| Lilly Banks| Lois Ayers| Lyla Lei| Makayla Cox| Marly Brinx| Melissa Jacobs| Mia Malkova| Nina Dolci| Pason| Rio Mariah| Sarah Blake| Sasha Heart| Sassy| Shayla LaVeaux| Stacy Donovan| Tessa Taylor| Veronica Snow| Vicky Vette
Year:2021
Month:April
Related Sites:CythereasWetWorld.com, DeesClub.com, GingerLynn.com, KylieIreland.com, ReelRisque.com, RisqueNews.com, Shayla.com
Some jobs look a lot easier when you look at the completed project than they would likely be if you tried to do them yourself. For example, we are not sure how they get all those perfectly little round portions of Babybel cheese, but it has to take some experienced ranchers and a bunch of really talented cows, right? … Fortunately we have 
Consistent with our ongoing discoveries of just how wildly different all the “Sister” Commune sites happen to be, we ran into a Cytherea preference over the last few years of putting up entire movies where she shows up in the cast, but may not be in every scene. Consequently our Highlight it in New Stuff when a Star Video Reappears strategy does not entirely fit the scenario. So now we have a new plan for these. … Although the scenes themselves will continue to basically magically reappear in the background on the individual sites, when the relevant Team finishes an entire show, we will make note of it here, so nobody misses anything. Applying this theory today, you can once again enjoy Cytherea is a Lesbian Squirt Machine in all its Lesbian Squirting glory. Around here we really thought they should have named that 
Did you ever have a conversation with someone at work, and as they walked away you realized, “That person doesn’t have a frickin’ clue what I do around here?” … Yeah, well that happens to everyone, which explains why Dilbert tends to be hysterical to anyone who has ever worked in an office, while also explaining what you are about to see today, should you click on the enticing photo of 
Now that the (really boring) background code work on the video player has at least reached the stage of, “Well, we have a couple more sites to do, but at least now we know how to do it” stage, we can finally return Welcome to the Valley back from hiatus today. Presumably this will be met with universal cheers and applause — however socially (or otherwise) distant that may be. After all, how could we have made it through the final quarantine push without knowing how 
There are various ways to interpret the phrase “Coming Along Nicely” when you work in our business. In this case one could be referring to the efforts nearing completion which will allow Cytherea’s site to bring all those videos back online in the post-flash video world. Fortunately, none of this will affect the amount of times Cytherea flashes at all, in case you were worried. Also, despite office rumors to the contrary, we did not in fact have to come up with a waterproof video player to host Cy’s remastered videos — so we can just put those rumors to rest. As for the other potential way to interpret Coming Along Nicely… yeah, we got that covered too. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]
No matter how busy you may get in life, you need to always make time for lesbians. … (We should make t-shirts with that slogan, right?) … Well, in honor of that philosophy, we had to stop the leader’s “can you make new code work in all these old site configurations” task and ask him to take a look at the conclusion of our Tara Loves Shyla feature. As D.Minion will soon point out, while en medias res may be a perfectly fine method with which to begin a story, ending one via this technique may well leave plot people frustrated. The less plot-oriented folks will likely not be frustrated at all, however, because, y’know, lesbians. [STAR TAGS: AnnaBelle Lee Video, Shyla Jennings Video, Tara Lynn Foxx Video, Ana Foxxx Video, Cindy Starfall Video]
The joy and beauty of a completely custom web site becomes apparent when you realize that you do not find yourself constantly limited by rigid structure of what elements MUST go where, and what pieces you CAN and CANNOT use for any given story. The horror and frustration of a completely custom web site becomes apparent when you suddenly have to republish those thousands of unique pages and you realize, “Oh, dear. We did this differently every single time.” … On the upside, it gives us a chance to relive some truly 
We see exciting things on the horizon this weekend as the latest generation Mars Rover gets ready to get to work. What could possibly go wrong with targeting from 300 million miles away, after all? It takes some pretty big brains to master all of that, so we decided to “launch” the weekend with perfect landings by 
Apparently people get excited when you ask them to go back and remaster Reel Risqué video features since Flash Video unceremoniously flew the coop, stranding vast swaths of the web. 
The “commercial” scenes — a nomenclature used within the industry to identify parts in scripts where they anticipate actors to move into the biological imperative part of the performance — can suffer from a good deal of homogeneity as a rule. (And this happens even in straight movies.) Every so often in a series presentation, though, you can shake things up and have things not “end” as predictably as most heterosexual pairings in the explicit movie arena. Exceptions may prove the rule, but they can also make life a lot more fun. 
We have figured out how to make you rich. Next time we see a format war between giant corporations, we will tell you our definite favorite. Then you take all your money and invest it in the other company. Back when we first envisioned the Risqué Commune — and Whitney Houston’s version of I Will Always Love You was first topping the charts — we never, ever, ever, thought that Adobe Flash would lose its place as a video file “container” on the web. Yeah, so we were wrong — which always sucks, by the way. As of this year, browsers have put the kibosh on that wonderful tech, officially telling history, “Yeah, well screw you.” … Consequently, we have a couple decades back from mid 2018 to remaster up to “modern” standards, which will probably change again in 20 years, irritating us all over again. On the upside, 
If you can find a person who has not seen the classic movie Groundhog Day, then you should feel very happy. You can dramatically improve this person’s life simply by giving them $4 and sending them to Amazon or YouTube to watch the show. Feeling thus quite positive about your contribution to the common good, you may then consider D.Minion’s Groundhog Day fantasy, this quite naturally 
We consider it fundamentally unfair when, in the midst of a heated argument, one party brings up something that happened at any point prior to one year ago from the date of the dispute. Consequently, as anyone who has been in a long-term relationship can tell you, somewhere around 95% of all arguments between couples therefore rate as fundamentally unfair. Oddly, they still seem to happen a lot, so clearly if a lot more people in the world were reading Risqué, the world would be a lot happier place. Yep. Philanthropists ‘R’ We. Even 
Depending upon when you read this update it may be gone (or otherwise repurposed), but for the last few months we have had a countdown over in the sidebar set to expire at 12:00 noon EST on this day. Some of you may know the significance of that specific time on that specific day, while the majority of you may not care at all. For the less politically-inclined, we will summarize by saying 
Sometimes you do not realize how much you miss an old friend until you run across a photograph of them. Have you ever noticed that? Granted, we have no idea how Millennials “run across” old photographs, since they seem culturally opposed to printing anything, but maybe they sit in some comfy chair and scroll through the Gallery app on their phones. (There is a Gallery App on phones, right?) Whatever the case, we have much more convenient — not to mention explicit — ways to stir up some 
Anyone who has ever watched a football game on tv has probably seen the commercial featuring a bunch of coaches uttering a collection of memorable quotes. Foremost among them might be Vince Lombardi pacing along a frozen sideline yelling, “What the hell’s going on out there?” … Having viewed (like most of us probably) the shocking chaos at the U.S. Capitol this past Wednesday, we have decided that from this point forward every meeting of any member of Congress, no matter what the location, no matter how significant the meeting, should set aside a few seconds at the beginning for the Parliamentarian to play the clip of Vince Lombardi yelling, “What the hell’s going on out there?” … Seems like we have lost that message somewhere along the line, and Dear Vince can help us. For our part, we have decided the best we can do would be to 
Happen across a day with random masturbation and balcony blow jobs, and you might think, “Well, golly. This might turn out to be something unusual after all.” … Or you could just live in 