At this point we’re definitely guilty of reading outside the lines, but honestly if you want a description of sexual position and subjective opinions on athletic effectiveness, you can find that a lot of places on the web. If you’re hanging here, you clearly seek something with a bit more depth than how well it appears someone performs fellatio. We aim for the important stuff around these parts, darn it.

Or maybe we just have fun watching Tanya Tate do whatever she wants to and getting distracted by completely meaningless stuff. Pretty fine line between those, truth be told. [Evidence, btw…]

Outside of all of this pretend relationship stuff, something quite bizarre occurred to us. Watch any of these fake incest clips, and you will invariably see a decent amount of on-screen time with the performers explaining how they are not really related — in a movie. Seems weird, right? I don’t remember the first of the Avengers taking time out to explain that the superheroes were fictional and no one was really going to die during the filming.

That cultural reality aside, the moral of the story, should that be even slightly appropriate in an explicit presentation, might be that if you decide to have sex with an aunt, there will likely be at least one pissed off uncle, or mom, just off stage. It seems logical then to consequently be sure the aunt qualifies as “hot” enough to make it worth the risk. … Come to think of it, that might be a perfect adult movie moral. Risk should be directly proportional to anticipated reward. Maybe sex does not differ from other aspects of life all that much after all. And who knew math would come into play?