2/29/16 | You just have to do a special celebration for “Leap Day” do you not? And let’s be honest, as a general rule, risque celebrations tend to be the best kind, y’know with the appropriate audience. Well, we have an even extra-special Leap Day celebration today, as we recently discovered a whole slew of On-the-Set pieces that previously existed only on the original MichaelNinn.com — which has been dead for more than a decade now. The mechanics remain the same, only the players change. Seems like an apt description of the industry as a whole, right? [STAR TAGS: Sarah Blake Video, Shy Love Video, Monica, Nina Bonet, Michael Ninn] |
2/28/16 |
GingerLynn Brooke Lynn Santos – Mia Austin – Dyanna Lauren – Zoey Foxx – Joclyn Stone – Alana Evans… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
2/27/16 |
Shayla All About the Backstory[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
2/24/16 |
KylieIreland Bitches Be Crafty[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Amber Rayne Video] |
2/21/16 |
GingerLynn Alina Long – Nyomi Banxxx – Chantelle Fox – Sadie Kennedy – Tia Cyrus – Trinity Rae… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
2/19/16 |
CythereasWetWorld The Perspicacious Plan[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
2/19/16 |
ReelRisqué Concurrently Clean & Dirty[STAR TAGS: Nikki Rhodes, Mika Tan] |
2/17/16 | At one point in life we feel like birthdays cannot come quickly enough. Then we spend a good number of years pretty much ignoring them unless we have a significant other from which we might receive special treats. … Then birthdays sort of become different animals which we actively ignore. Well Dee has a birthday today, and apparently she falls somewhere in the transition between those last two because although she did not want attention drawn, she shows no signs of actually turning down special treats. So without drawing too much attention to this celebration, we will simply state for the record that if we could save time in a bottle, we’d use it to spend time with Dee. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video] |
2/14/16 |
247AdultStars Happy Birthday to Babes (and Mav)[STAR TAGS: Chessie Kay Video, Samantha Bentley Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
2/14/16 |
GingerLynn Angelina Valentine – Nikki Charm – Brooke Lynn Santos – Cameron Dee – Jacky Joy – Shayla LaVeaux… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
2/12/16 |
ReelRisqué The Locker Womb | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Jayla Star Video, Sinnamon Love Video, Courtney Cummz Video] |
2/11/16 |
KylieIreland HOTTT — with Three T’s (#50)[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio] |
2/10/16 |
Shayla Unfulfilled Desire[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Julia Ann Video] |
2/8/16 | Talk to any serious fan of a team playing in the Super Bowl, and they will tell that they probably feel as nervous before the game as any of the coaches or players. Sure, we know we have absolutely nothing to do with the outcome, and whatever happens will have absolutely no monetary impact on our lives. It changes the conversations at work in the morning, almost certainly increases the beer consumption in the winning city the night before, but that’s about it. Still, having been on the other side of the equation a number of times, we can claim with unequivocal certainty: Winning is better. [STAR TAGS: Go Denver Broncos!] |
2/7/16 | Due to the unusually large number of televisions in the office, as well as the “office team” being involved in the contest, we have confidence that we have done our fan preparation well by watching all the claimed “88 Live Hours” of programming on the NFL Network. At this point, we probably feel just like 99% of the people out there, players included: Just play the damned game! Only somewhere over 100 million people watch this event, however, either for the football or the commercials, so one of our leaders — not in the 100,000,000 as you might have guessed — insisted that we come up with a distraction she labeled Super Babes. … Apparently she doesn’t watch hockey either. How odd. [STAR TAGS: Dee] |
2/7/16 |
GingerLynn Carter Cruise – Ashley Pink – Jayden Lee – Samantha Rone – Nikki Daniels – Amber Chase… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
2/5/16 |
ReelRisqué Hair Raising | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Rayveness Video, Brittany O’Connell Video, Nikita Von James Video, Devon Lee Video] |
2/3/16 |
CythereasWetWorld Top ROM’n[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
Filed Under: February
February 2015 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
February 2014 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
2/28/14 |
Our Head Writer ends her trilogy we call “Oui the People at AEE 2014” today, although for now she has resisted a growing movement suggesting she change her name from “D.Minion” to “B.Moaning” after reading her assessment of the younger adults targeting in the annual AVN convention. Fittingly we conclude with one of those Could be Hall of Fame performers, risqué favorite Tori Black. Tori may have been underrepresented at this year’s show, but she sure makes all of us want to buy a house with a pool. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Kylie Ireland, Tori Black Video] |
2/24/14 |
Well, the Winter Olympics have now concluded leaving behind a few ecstatic individuals and the entire U.S. Figure Skating and Men’s Hockey teams wondering what the heck just happened. Bronco fans know how they feel, and being the helpful sort, a few of them put together a consideration of this year’s Best New Starlet contenders, most of whom also know exactly how many of us feel right now. They look a heck of a lot better feeling that way than we do, though. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2014, Melody Jordan, Jodi Taylor, Raven Rockette, Casey Calvert, AJ Applegate, Cindy Starfall, Kennedy Leigh, Rikki Six, Jessa Rhodes, Lacy Rose Video]
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2/21/14 |
For a moment there we began to wonder if the leaders of the U.S. Olympic Women’s Hockey Team had been replaced by members of the Denver Broncos coaching staff. Then we realized that the women actually kept the championship game very close, so that couldn’t have been the problem. We will say that as Part II of D.Minion’s Convention Überview, though, we make it pretty easy to forget all about the Bronco coaches. Video featuring Celeste Star, Charlie Lain, Carli Banks, and Nevaeh make that quite possible. Throw in a little “Countrified Shayla LaVeaux” and you’ll be hyperventilating for an entirely different reason than silly old football players. [STAR TAGS: AVN Awards 2014, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Shy Love, Celeste Star Video, Charlie Lain Video, Nevaeh Video, Carli Banks Video] |
2/19/14 |
You can spend your time considering various arguments on the merits of the Winter Olympics today. Or you can spend your time thanking Kirk for this impromptu Kristal Summers coverage — or more accurately uncoverage, technically. Of course that may not even be a real word, but you honestly won’t care in just a little bit. Call it a hunch. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video] |
2/17/14 |
An old adage can be very helpful. If it does not exactly help you understand a situation more clearly, at least it gives you a quick way to hide your ignorance of accurate details. Sometimes, however, they just don’t seem to apply — Age before beauty, for example. … What if you have both? What if you have always had both? Fortunately on Dee’s birthday we avoid odd questions like this and simply celebrate her. Simple is good, and Dee is excellent! [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Adaja Video] |
2/14/14 |
Top vote-getters amongst the staff for most romantic song to play for a loved one today tied between Wind Beneath My Wings and I Will Always Love You, although we did have someone choose AC/DC’s You Shook Me All Night Long, so there’s that. At least this goes to show that we maintain our unique way of looking at things, a stance evidenced by the first of D.Minion’s AEE reports. She calls the three-part series Gestalt Vault this time around, mostly because she did not find “Cryptic Triptych” nearly as funny as some of us did. Hey, we like Dolly Parton songs; clearly we can’t be trusted as any sort of barometer of normalcy. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2014, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Christy Canyon, Monique Alexander Video, Jessica Drake, Sunny Lane, Celeste Star, Tori Black, Charmane Star, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
2/10/14 |
Apparently some people take figure skating very seriously. So when you offer an innocent commentary on the current Olympic team, some people can get quite irritated, and claim we’re being mean. … Hey, it’s not our fault that one of them looks like she took her makeup clues from Tim Curry’s character in The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and another one bears an eery resemblance to the human version of a hammerhead shark. They’re probably both kind, loving, wonderful people. But facts are facts, just like the hundredth of a second that can mean the difference between being remembered in the history books and being remembered only at your mom’s house. All in all, we decided Tiffany Mynx has a lot going for her, and she’s not in the least bit controversial. We will likely remember her for a very long time. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Tiffany Mynx Video] |
2/6/14 |
Home, Home on the Range would be a lot more interesting if everyone could take Madison Chandler along for the ride. Covered Wagon. Mercedes. Whatever … Some people just make the journey a lot more enjoyable. When D.Minion talks about it, naturally, it can get a little weird, to go along with the enjoyable part, but who wants a boring path anyway? Besides who can avoid laughing with a belle from North Carolina tries to communicate with a chap from England? Giddyup! [STAR TAGS: Madison Chandler Exclusive Video, Nikki Lee Young] |
2/3/14 |
You ever have one of those weekends where you simply cannot remember a darned thing? Well, we have decided to classify this past one in just such a fashion. That’s our story, and we’re stickin’ to it. We do have Shayla coming out of — or technically going into — the closet to help distract us, though. Some things you just don’t want to remember. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
February 2013 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
2/26/13 | Those of you that have been desperately waiting for D.Minion’s coverage of Day Four of the 2013 AEE can finally shout with joy. Those of you that have not been desperately waiting, well, that’s what we offer up today anyway. Feel free to catch the last of the 2,000+ hours of coverage on the NFL combine if you remain confused about what truly boring means. [FEATURED TAGS: AEE 2013, Shayla LaVeaux, Julia Ann, Nina Hartley, Eva Angelina, Skin Diamond, Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
2/21/13 | What do you get when you combine three very busty women in teeny-tiny bikinis, a hot California day, a secluded “lawn,” and a grimy automobile? Well, if you’re D.Minion — and Kristal Summers happens to be one of those three women — you get excellent web site content (accent at the first). Not surprisingly, afternoons like this tend to make everyone concerned content (accent on the second syllable) as well. Very large breasts are all well and good, but don’t you just love brazen word play? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Summer Cummings Exclusive Video, Goldie Exclusive Video, Jessica Jensen, Sarah Jane, Lucy Lane, 247AdultStars.com] |
2/18/13 | Those of you keeping track or our weekly story roll-outs might have been desperately looking forward to D.Minion’s account of Day Three at the AEE 2013. Sadly, for you, D.Minion did not actually attend the convention on this day, because she decided to go to a porn shoot with Shayla. Consequently we had to come up with another plan. Those not desperately looking forward to more AEE coverage will be thrilled. But we should probably keep that to ourselves, should D.Minion enter the room. [FEATURED TAGS: Cheyenne Silver, Dee, Aaliyah Love, Serena Ali, Summer Knight Video, Tiffany Mynx Video] |
2/14/13 | What would Valentine’s Day be without being able to watch two adult stars masturbate each other? Of course we do not wish to discourage more traditional forms of romance, but if you can work Shayla LaVeaux and Kristal Summers into your evening, you might be surprised what comes up — or maybe not, come to think of it. At any rate, we probably will not be able to do any television commercials for this activity any time soon, but in our opinion this beats the heck out of candy and flowers. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Cytherea] |
2/11/13 | One of the “dating” sites recently published a survey wherein they concluded that 12% of women, and 45% of men, feel sex on the first date to be appropriate. From this bit of knowledge, we determined that either 33% of the men are having sex with each other, or those 12% of women are having a lot of first dates. Statistical play aside, it can be slightly disconcerting to delve too far into another person’s mind — a belief we support skillfully in Day Two of D.Minion’s 2013 Adult Entertainment Expo experience. [FEATURED TAGS: AEE 2013, Christy Canyon, Ginger Lynn, Julia Ann, Alana Evans, Sunset Thomas Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Misty Stone, Jessica Drake Exclusive Video] |
2/7/13 | If you lack an ability to completely change your plans at the last possible second, well, then you should probably not come to work for any of the Risqué Commune sites. Of course if you do not work for any of the Risqué Commune sites, then you will miss out on a lot of fun. Then again, we do tend to tease our friends a bit mercilessly at times, and once we start, even moving halfway around the world to London will not necessarily stop us. Ask Maverick. [FEATURED TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Raylene, AEE 2013 Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Francesca Le’, Lexi Love, Christy Monroe, Riley Reid, 247AdultStars.com] |
2/5/13 | A new year brings about a new Adult Entertainment Expo, and this year brings about yet another attempt at handling the idiosyncrasies of D.Minion. Of course that concept remains a questionable goal when the retention of sanity comes into consideration as well, but Shayla LaVeaux and Kristal Summers in attendance this time at least help ameliorate the effects of rampant confusion. Of course a sex toy that requires one to run around in a circle in order to use it seems pretty silly, but maybe we just don’t see the big picture. [FEATURED TAGS: AEE 2013, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Julia Ann, Francesca Le’, Alexandra Silk] |
2/2/13 | According to the rampant advertisements, CBS plans to run a “special” episode of Hawaii Five-O this week by filming a modern take on an old popular script. Strange, but we have been doing that sort of thing for years around here. Ever wonder why CBS never hires us to consult on the programming decisions? Well, it could be that we tend to throw Kristal Summers, Dee, and Kylie Ireland (and many other people) into orgies when we program. Networks can be such fuddy-duddies. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Kylie Ireland, Nikita Denise, Serenity, Christi Lake] |