| 7/28/20 |  Living these days comes down to pretty much feeling like a professional funambulist. Ironically, the whole “fun” part tends to be distinctly lacking, however. Between getting glared at for not wearing a mask, to getting glared at for wearing a mask, like outside has become pretty darned complicated. How many of us ever thought we’d ever even have a remote opinion about which kinds of masks we like versus which kind we do not? How many of us ever considered owning masks in different styles and colors before a couple of months ago? Then there are the “hoax” people … which we should likely not comment upon. So we just decided to stay inside and look at adult movie stars. Don’t even need a mask for that. [STAR TAGS: Stracy, Renee Perez Video, Georgia Jones Video, Charlie Laine Video, Celeste Star Video, Sophia Lynn Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 7/24/20 | 
ReelRisque Talk Dirty to She | pics[STAR TAGS: Jennifer White] |
| 7/21/20 | 
ReelRisque Old Dogs New Tricks | pics[STAR TAGS: Jasmen Lopez] |
| 7/16/20 |  The more things get dicey in real life, the more they seem to get dicey in our Play Misty observations. In both real and vicarious life, though, it seems that men are basically idiots who cannot see past a pretty woman, no matter what the situation. We cannot say with any certainty how this realization might help the current terrible situation in the world right now, but we can say that although Misty will finish up on Risqué within a month, the world will just as certainly still be sucky. Drat. [STAR TAGS: Brooke Belle Video, Paige Ashley Video] |
| 7/15/20 |  Spend about 15 seconds on any news program these days, and you’ll figure it out. Try going into some previously “normal” store, or basically anywhere out in public, and it might take a couple of minutes instead of 15 seconds, but you will reach the same conclusion: Some people really just need to Chill, you know? Well, being ever the faithful public servants at Risqué, we have decided to help in our rarely imitated way by starting the perfect journey — with the movie Chill. … Could be that no one ever imitates us because they think we’re crazy, but that would be a topic for a different day. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Holly Hollywood Video] |
| 7/14/20 |  So it does happen to be “a” 14th, even though most people would not consider July to contain, The Important 14th of the year. Still, we have begun getting (a surprising amount) or requests to prioritize the older video remastering process so that when Adobe Flash goes hasta la vista, bebé at the end of the year, people will not lose their favorites. This batch only comes from as far back as Valentine’s Day, 2018, but these days that seems like a long time ago. Remember when we could go outside and strangers would see us smile at them? Remember when we could kiss before we decided to get married? … Wow. That was fun. [STAR TAGS: Vicca, Nikita, Daisy Marie, Darcie Dolce, Tasha Reign, Chanel Preston, Ava Rose, Jenna Rose, Kimberly Williams, Sabrina Maree, Kimberly Rogers, Brett Rossi] |
| 7/12/20 | 
GingerLynn Raylene – Misty Stone – Christiana Cinn – Samantha Ryan – Nikki Delano – Jodi Taylor… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 7/10/20 | 
Risqué “TOC” Vagina Worship | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Emily Kaie Video, Sami St. Claire Video, Roxxi Silver Video, Noelle Easton Video] |
| 7/5/20 | 
ReelRisque The Great Equalizer | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Angelina Cheramova Video] |
| 7/3/20 |  We all happen to be living in very strange times. Regardless of what has happened when we can finally consider this whole COVID-19 thing “over” — whatever that ends up meaning — the world will be a fundamentally different place. Currently some leaders have undertaken various acts of broad, narrow, or quite possibly simply denial aspects. A percentage of the people consider those decisions wise, thoughtful, and undoubtedly difficult, albeit well-intentioned. The rest of us consider these actions, to use the technical term, completely and wholeheartedly wackadoodle. This morning a headline in the paper boasted that a local aquatic center would be partially opening soon, for example. How crazy is that? If you only partially open an aquatic center, all the water is going to leak out. … We should think about something else. [STAR TAGS: Athena Farris, Lacy Lennon, Autumn Falls] |
July 2020 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Angelina Cheramova| Athena Farris| Autumn Falls| Ava Rose| Brett Rossi| Brooke Belle| Celeste Star| Chanel Preston| Charlie Laine| Daisy Marie| Darcie Dolce| Dee| Emily Kaie| Georgia Jones| Holly Hollywood| Jasmen Lopez| Jenna Rose| Kimberly Rogers| Kimberly Williams| Lacy Lennon| Michael Ninn| Nikita| Noelle Easton| Paige Ashley| Renee Perez| Roxxi Silver| Sabrina Maree| Sami St. Claire| Sophia Lynn| Stracy| Tasha Reign| Vicca
Year:2020
Month:July
You knew it had to happen. D.Minion cannot possibly author an entire series of articles referencing the former mayor of Carmel, California, without eventually “splitting” off that discussion to 
We finish up Planet of the Babes today with a couple of (naturally astute) observations here, lest you miss them in the update — y’know because of all the naked people and whatnot. First, should you ever be forced to try and make your way alone in the wilderness, having Asia Carrera go with you can hardly make things worse, and might actually improve your state of mind a great deal. Granted, taking Lola too might have been even better, but apparently sticking close to the original script seemed preferable to that ending. Seems like a strange place to draw the line, but whatever. Second, and most prescient indeed, we shall quote from t-shirt wisdom popular at the close of last century: I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. … You just can’t argue with good t-shirt wisdom (or Dorothy Parker). [STAR TAGS: Lola Video]
It seemed to us that the last day of spring in this completely and wholeheartedly bizarre year of 2020 would be the perfect day to wrap up our 
Contemporary Peer Pressure. Remember when your mom asked you, “So if all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off with them?” … Well, in many ways suddenly 100% of the people in the world face basically that same question. Ultimately we all have to make our own choices, so try to ruminate carefully and consider all the people you love who may be impacted by your own “personal” choices. For our part, we have decided to “peer” in a way that should provide 
We know some people believe that being in large groups, without masks, close together, shouting, singing, chanting, and generally being raucous carries with it a great risk of contracting a potentially deadly disease. Call this Belief Option A. … We know other people believe that this whole virus thing has been blown way out of proportion and that the economy has tanked because of the fear-mongering liberal press. These would be Belief Option B folks. … Finally, we know that President Trump deeply loves his giant political rallies stuffed with adoring throngs, and he wants to get those going again ASAP. Does it not seem like both Belief Option A and Belief Option B would be in favor of the President getting exactly what he desires in this case? … We’re just spouting theory, here. … Some folks just insist on 
Use a machete to whack off a guy’s head, at which point you watch it bounce down the stairs, well, that may be Grimm, but it can be on network television. Spurt too much blood, and you’ll need to be over 17 or with your parents (in the United States) to watch that same scene even in a movie theater, though. Drop a guy off a cliff and watch him splat, shoot him with a cannon ball, or hit him with a train, and that fellow best be animated if you seek a tv audience. Every country has unique rules about even specifically adult material, though, a principle we examine at some length today. For the record, we have found that 
Seriously what day could be better than one that has references to both Star Wars and Indiana Jones in it? OK. So technically we have a sentence in today’s editorial, and although we naturally mention the lovely Ms. Kate from that second movie, we do not actually have any photos of her or anything like that. We DO have Madelyn Marie demonstrating the proper way to 
Drawing grand life conclusions from watching adult movies might be a little suspect as a personal philosophy, but some things make perfect sense. Like if you have to go to jail, try and get into the 
We do not often talk separately about ReelRisque posts, seeing as how that Team generally takes great joy in talking about their things themselves. And we really do not start the conversation well before this same ReelRisque Team has had a chance to 
Who knew that adult movie sets regularly benefit from a liberal use of something as antiquated as an antimacassar as it proceeds through the day? Granted, we pretty much just call them towels, but from now on we know better. In what would turn out to be our last dabble in the “Spearmint Rhino owns Ninn Worx” debacle, we could have really benefitted from a little classing up of the operation as it turns out. As we begin our vacation to that historic time, you should take your solace as we did at the time: Just ignore all the politics and 
People with demons can make for interesting friends. They make truly horrible life partners, but for the odd weekend away, they can be wildly entertaining. Of course people with demons also make interesting characters for movies, and people with demons who show up for therapy sessions wearing sheer dresses with garters and stockings make for 
We learn some important things about biological evolution today. Or else we learn that naked women look good even if they 
Have you ever tried drinking a nice frosty margarita or sipping truly fine tequila through a face mask? It sucks. Granted, these days we might even be sucking virus into ourselves, but since “they say” you cannot get COVID-19 from eating contaminated food, that part might not be a big risk. Still, you do not exactly want to filter your excellent drinks with just environmental yuk. Combine that with the whole “thou shalt not congregate” admonition in California, and suffice it to say that our annual Cinco de Mayo celebrate got 86’d in a most rude and sad way. We’re trying to make up for the pain with a little 
Considering the haze the entire world sits under now, it seemed like an homage to a classic 
If you make a movie about 2,000 years in the future when simians rule the planet, you will probably name your movie to reflect that reality. If you make an adult movie about the same thing, you will probably replace the actually relevant word with “Babes” — because that’s how the adult industry thinks. (Also, it tries really hard to avoid copyright and trademark lawsuits from giant Hollywood companies; so there’s that.) … For our purposes, then, we get to continue our 
We took an internal Risqué poll and determined that providing 
One of the pitfalls of being around longer than some of the people making adult movies now have even been alive surfaces with the inevitable memory surges that some posts will trigger. While most of us here thought our recently completed coverage of Fire & Ice featured Keri Windsor, or maybe Tera Patrick, D.Minion felt certain that the highlight had to be Sydnee Steele. If you have been a member for any length of time, you know that we have learned to simply 
For the record, we staunchly support all the people out there who think we should all be just hanging around our own homes while the really smart folks try to think of a way to get society interacting together again without potentially killing us all. Despite Presidential whinings about rich people losing money, it does seem like massive amounts of people — poor or not — being able to not die should trump (a word used intentionally, and hilariously, by the way) economic recovery in time for our leader to brag before the next national election. That said, while going into the grocery store wearing masks seemed just fine, we realized that now we could not tell if the store were being robbed by bandits. We could have been invaded by a Lesbian Teen Hunter and not even know it. … Turns out we were, as it happens. [STAR TAGS: Brooke Cherry Video, Cayden Moore Video, Charlie Video, Rachel Starr Video, Charlie Laine Video, Karlie Montana Video, Tanya James Video, Ashley Jensen Video, Scarlett Pain Video, Carli Banks Video, Tiffany Brookes Video, Andie Valentino Video, Kimberly Franklin Video, Kimber Lace Video, Kylee Reece Video, Starla Sterling Video]
Sometimes you have had a story to tell for a couple decades, but you just never get around to it. You might tell yourself that you were simply being benevolent, chivalrous even, as not all the characters in the story put themselves in the best of lights on this occasion. You would be lying to yourself in this case, of course, because really the occasion simply hadn’t come up where the story made any sense beyond petty annoyance resulting in mean-spirited discourse. Then the stars align and a perfect day appears, so you title the piece 
We were going to run this post yesterday and say something like, “Wow! We found four more previously unreleased full scenes featuring our favourite Super Siren and Horny Villains from Katwoman, and you can see them all right here!” (Naturally we had to add the extra vowel in “favourite” what with Katwoman being a U.K. production, and all.) Then we were going to say, “April Fools!” … But this year the first of April does not lend itself well to jokes, so we pushed a day. Thus we will tell you simply that today marks the finale of the