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October 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/03	Very little in modern life has done as much for the hallowed weenie as Playboy TV’s Night Calls. Consequently, today seemed like the perfect day to post the most recent of D.Minion’s mental mastications on Juli’s long-running series. Apparently being hit with a sausage constitutes the most terrifying thing our poor Superstar has ever experienced — and this includes working for Gregory Dark. Truth is stranger than fiction. Oh, and by the way, her keys were apparently vaporized by aliens, tested, and then replaced in the bag where they were supposed to be. If you read the story, that will make sense … probably. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Amber Michaels, D.Minion]
10/27/03	We should have seen it coming. We were foolish, and we feel bad. As a great portion of the Los Angeles area burns tonight, we feel like we should have been able to warn people. Let’s see what we know. 1) Smoke follows beauty. 2) Southern California is beautiful. 3) Ergo … While we’re off feeling bad about not seeing this sooner, you might console yourself with the very first nude pictures ever taken of Ninn Worx’ Superstar-to-be, Anais. If you have a cool connection, and can be patient, you can also check out her First Video Diary Entry. This is going to be all the rage soon, but you will have heard it here first, and that makes us special no matter what anyone else says. Now, we’re going to call Governor Elect Schwarzenegger and apologize for not warning him. We hope he forgives us. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Exclusive Video]
10/25/03	You should take two things from this episode of Ninn Worx Weekend. First off, if you’re going to get lost it might be a really good idea to do it with Wanda Curtis, as Lost Angels: Wanda Curtis will prove in a few weeks. Secondly, and most importantly, sometimes it’s prudent to just click on the little camera icon at the top of the page and jump to the pictures. Who wants to read about economic concepts anyway? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Venus, Michael Ninn]
10/24/03	We’ve got Kristal Naked in Hollywood doin’ DaBone. We’ve got DM on set, so we’ve also pictures of Dee involving gratuitous nudity. We’re thinking it’s a fine way to get a jump on the weekend. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Kylie Ireland, Nina Hartley, Keri Windsor]
10/23/03	Even for us we’ve got an unusual amount of entertainment value. Of course the fact that we’ve also got pictures of Kristal Summers, Dee, Georgia, Anais, and Angel Cassidy doesn’t hurt anything. We take a stretch across time in today’s post, calling it “Mammory Lane, an Historic Risqué Perspective.” We crack ourselves up. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Angel Cassidy, Georgia Adair, Anais, Dee, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Nina Hartley, D.Minion]
10/21/03	As those of us in Southern California weather a brutal “Indian Summer,” the rest of the country seems to be enjoying remarkably pleasant weather. Well it won’t last y’all. I used to have a t-shirt that said, “I’m drunk, but you’re ugly. In the morning I’ll be sober.” The same sort of sentiment (meant only in the nicest way, of course) applies here. Like it or not, the vast majority of you will soon be battling ice storms and shoveling snow. Bleh. So we’re starting a series of reminiscent posts today from the tropical lands of Jamaica. Hopefully Becca can start your heaters warming, and if you’re really lucky, you have a “Becca” of your own than can keep those fires stoked. If you don’t, well, it sucks to be you, dude. (And we mean that, too, in only the nicest way.) Either way, it’s Becca-Time … [FEATURED TAGS: Becca, Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs] Remember to visit our buddy Becca too.
10/18/03	We thought we’d pop right up with a Ninn Worx Weekend that doesn’t remind very many of us of “Home Movies.” For some people out there, Anais and her supporting bevy of beauties might be just another adornment around the house, but we’re thinking most of us won’t ever really be in that position. For those of you that do happen to have stunning accoutrement like Anais around your home, well, we hate you, but we mean that (too) in the nicest way. The rest of us will just have to use our imagination, and today Michael has helped us with that. There are worse ways to start a weekend. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Mandy Bright, Ashley Long, Naomi Marcella, Luci Lee, Sharon Wild, Michael Ninn]
10/17/03	Slightly over a month ago we managed to muddle through yet another Members’ Party, and the folks that attended are still writing in. We put together three accounts here, so get ready for a lengthy ride. This encompasses 17 pages and includes 170+ pictures, 4 silly videos, and highlights the somewhat painful reality that those of us who are not professional models actually don’t look the same in pictures as those of us that in fact are. It’s a little bit like home movies, so don’t feel you have to study every nuance; you’re perfectly OK if you just want to see the 75 or so pictures of what mere mortals look like covered in beautiful naked porn stars. For our part, we’re just glad we kept our promise and didn’t mention that at one point in the weekend’s festivities Billy Glide ordered up $65 worth of coffee to the suite. Oops. Oh, and somehow this thumbnail just jumped out at us. Maybe you had to have been there … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Bert, Harry, XXX, Maverick, Mike, Brian, Craig, Berno, Exclusive Video, Carol, Lon, Steve, D.Minion]
10/16/03	Our computer guru and the “fearless leader” reminisce in “Elder, but why, Sir?” In addition to this 1980’s rambling, however, we thoughtfully included 22 photos of Inari Vachs, whose name rhymes with “fox” for good reason. It’s ever an odd day around here … That’s what makes it fun. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Juli Ashton, Becca, Kristal Summers, Dee, Wendy Divine, Cheyenne Silver]
10/15/03	We’ve got stockings, long gloves and 1940’s regalia. We’ve also got glass dildos, daisy chains, and one spectacular return for SEASON TEN of Night Calls. October 1st kicked off the new ride, and D.Minion was there to witness the lovely and talented Juli Ashton fall off of the couch while assuming the position for her birthday spanking. We’re certain it was all part of the plan, and we’re equally certain that various Hollywood types will understand the subtle sentiment that Juli’s putting forth in the picture below with her co-host Tiffany Granath. (Of course you’ll have to be a member to truly appreciate what Juli thinks of these industry nay-sayers, since this picture doesn’t blow up.) Who says women over 30 can’t be on television in Hollywood? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Monique Alexander, Faith Grant, D.Minion]
10/10/03	Today’s Ninn Worx Weekend raises complicated thoughts regarding the nature of time and the variable presence of the Fourth Dimension. It demonstrates the presence of a greater message, perhaps a greater plan. Since it features Anais in Fetish: I Know Your Dreams (due to be released in two weeks to the public), it also probably “raises” an altogether different kind of “presence” too. Trust us, but see for yourself … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Mandy Bright, Ashley Long, Naomi Marcella, Luci Lee, Sharon Wild, Michael Ninn]
10/9/03	Most members probably don’t realize how much work a woman puts into having a web site of her own. That’s probably why most of them end up just letting some company do the work for them, and settle for a miniscule percentage of the “pie” … as it were. Julia Ann reigns as one of the top exceptions to this rule, and since yesterday was her birthday, we thought we’d give her a little traffic present to publicly state how much we admire her continued dedication to her site over the years. The fact that she invited Inari Vachs down to her promotional shoot day didn’t hurt our feelings either, and isn’t this just the perfect sort of present, one that you can share with your friends? If anyone out there wants to donate one of the new H2 Hummers as an office vehicle, we promise to share too. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Inari Vachs] Go see our buddy, and tell her happy birthday!
10/6/03	While many people believe that there are in fact no new things under the sun, we’re figuring technology may finally have diminished some of the accuracy in relatively aged opinions. We’re almost certain, for example, that Shakespeare never anticipated a day where thousands upon thousands of couples could play “Romeo and Juliet” each evening and broadcast the evidence to untold millions of viewers via something as Orwellian as the “World Wide Web.” Fortunately, those grander questions have no bearing on today’s post. We have some new entries into the “Dear Readers Speak” and one amazing man has been so kind as to offer a truly “one-of-a-kind” bonus for members. We can only say here that it involves unique Night Calls memorabilia; well, we could say more, but hasn’t this gone on long enough? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls Yearbook, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Wendy Divine, Georgia Adair, Amber Michaels, Michelle Michaels, Amanda Lexx, Mike]
10/5/03	Half-Time shows are getting all but useless these days, so we thought we’d throw up a quick little diversion. We culled these shots out of the set when putting together our Anais post a couple of days ago, but they seemed interesting enough not to discard. So take a quick look at nine shots capturing a moment in time in the making of Fem: Diva. And look at the bright side: At least the Jets aren’t going to lose today. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn]
10/3/03	This Ninn Worx Weekend has an educational flair, so you might just want to skip it. Of course that would mean that you’d miss what Anais can do in just four minutes, which basically serves most effectively to illustrate the point that life just isn’t fair. Still, after you enjoy “A Window and One Sole” you might not even care. There are many worse places to be other than right here. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn]

June 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/30/03	We’re taking a moment to publicly apologize to SteveD today. We’re sorry we ever had the unkind attitude that called your picture taking skills into question. We’re very sorry, in fact, and we’ll never do it again. Today we have the “Mini-Minion” report on Erotica LA, and Mav managed to include 135 photographs to illustrate it. Some were in focus. Some even had people in them. However, ALL of them were horizontal. We’ve never seen anything like it. It’s amazing. So, SteveD, we’re sorry. We’ll never cast aspersions on your photograhic integrity again … probably … we think … possibly. (Hey, it could happen.) Still, all in all, Maverick puts on a jolly good show, limited perspective aside! [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica Los Angeles, Anais, Dee, Sydnee Steele, Devinn Lane, Inari Vachs, Maverick]
6/27/03	Looking back a week (which sadly remains about the limit of our retrospect at this advanced age) we seem to recall that our supposed friend Maverick interrupted a Ninn Worx Weekend for a __________ Singing Dog. You can insert your own adjective. Since turn about is supposed to be fair play, and, honestly, since he’s not here to defend himself, we’re interrupting Mav’s account of Erotica LA, for (you guessed it) a Ninn Worx Weekend. Oddly enough, the crux of this posting focuses on the males in the XXX business. Maybe we need a vacation … [FEATURED TAGS: August, Michael Ninn]
6/26/03	In a remarkably timely fashion we’ve managed to put up D.Minion’s account of Day One of Erotica LA from just last weekend. We chose to remark upon that, so that we might further remark that under no circumstances should you get used to this kind of efficiency around here. Now we have to go through Mav’s “substitute” accounts from Days Two and Three. We’ve briefly looked at it, and we thought of all sorts of other remarks too. Best just enjoy this one for now … [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica Los Angeles, Dee, Monique Alexander, Anais, Jessica Drake, Nikita Denise, Inari Vachs, Fujiko Kano, Briana Banks, Tera Patrick, D.Minion]
6/24/03	You know, as a photographer, SteveD is a great writer, and a hell of a nice guy. On the plus side, however, his model happened to be Kristal Summers on this day, who happens to know a bit about being naked in front of a camera. In one of our more convoluted posts we give you a sobering moment from the next in Dear Readers Speak with Brother John — and a drooling moment with Kristal posing naked for a visiting member (probably NOT the kind you’re thinking of). We haven’t learned much from this besides if you have to be sober and drooling, it’s good to have Kristal to blame for it. This seems to be enough of a lesson for today … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Steve]
6/21/03	You didn’t think we were just going to leave you for an entire weekend with just a singing dog for company, did you? Does that sound like the kind of thing we would do? OK, it does, but this time we didn’t. If true genius lies in the interpretation of communal media, we have yet more evidence of Mr. Ninn’s true genius. He can look at the same thing we all do, but he just sees it in a different way. Case in point, his promotional debut of Anais. When you take a look at it, you’ll see what we mean, and you’ll likely wonder at Michael’s vision. Oh, and in case you were curious, Maverick’s recovering quite nicely from his injuries sustained while walking into stationary vehicles … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
6/20/03	We interrupt the regularly scheduled Ninn Worx Weekend to tell you that the truly unthinkable has in fact occurred. It was raining in Los Angeles in late June. Guess who’s still in town … Point in fact, and in penance probably, our buddy Maverick’s gone and given us all another gift, though. The inspiration went as follows: We returned home from a convivial mid-day meal with the incomparable Michael Ninn. Fascinating conversation flowed as Michael and Maverick dazzled each other with the depths of their personal philosophies. They talked of Kafka and Camus, of Aristotle and Aerosmith. (It was truly strange.) Then we pulled into the driveway and noticed we had a guest at our home. When we told Mav that this was Kristal Summers’ new car, he caught his breath, blushed, and promptly walked into the vehicle we had just parked. Ah, love … Then he made this for y’all. It could be he hit that truck a little harder than we originally thought. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Exclusive Video, Maverick]
6/18/03	News Flash!! D.Minion has noticed that Night Calls can be a little surreal. We don’t know what first clued her in, but as the thumbnail below shows, we’re thinking she might be onto something. Night Calls, June 4, 2003 certainly fit that bill. We’re thinking we could even surpass Kafka and move right on to Faulkner with this episode. Call it “stream of consciousness” television … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]
6/17/03	Maverick’s been a busy little beaver, well, hampster, during his visit here, and he’s now created some really groovy new screen savers for everyone. We have noticed a trend. The new plan around the office is to just threaten manual labor as a diversion, and the bright young chap will come up with all sorts of things to keep him busy and make the site better. The leaders of the Revolutionary War should have known about this trick. It would have been way easier to just threaten to make them dig a pond if they didn’t go home or at least find something useful to do. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Anais]
6/16/03	The beauty of the editorial section of the newspaper is that you don’t have to read it, and besides you probably don’t agree with any of the people in that section anyway. We have a rare editorial for you today entitled “Somebody’s Daughter” and we suggest you take the same tack here. You do have the benefit here of being able to see Kristal Summers in her first hard core boy/girl action, helped along with Inari Vachs. You also have the benefit of seeing how Anais managed to struggle through a couple of modeling sessions on her first days on a XXX shoot. You do not have the benefit, as with regular editorials, however, of using it to light fires or perhaps pick up dog poop. Sorry. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Anais, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]
6/13/03	Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank. This of course proves conclusively that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too. It’s Friday the 13th, and so we thought we’d open with a really scary pun. You know, that’s just the way we are. In a manner of seeking forgiveness, however, we have yet another Ninn Worx Weekend, with yet another exotic new starlette. Check out Loni, from Innocence: Candy Girl and try to forgive us our tresspasses … [FEATURED TAGS: Loni, Michael Ninn]
6/11/03	Wow. The final entry of the Risqué Mini-Series: Becoming Georgia Adair is a mere pittance. You’ll probably hardly even notice the 125 pictures and three video clips. You’re probably so used to this story that you don’t even want to see Georgia’s scene with Eric Masterson; you don’t even want to bother looking at more pictures of Dee, naked and frolicking. Wait! That’s the office staff … Members will probably think this just a dandy way to spend some time. So enjoy, and blame Maverick for the bad puns; we’ll take credit for the good ones. Have we noticed a theme emerging? [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Devon Michaels, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
6/10/03	Well, Maverick’s in town, and as you guessed we haven’t seen the sun in Los Angeles for two days. To make matters worse, he had the audacity to complain (during his last visit) about the truly wonderful and fun slide show that Craig put together for us. That particular fascinating escapade we finished coding before the sun even set on Day One. Maverick, our good friend, brought us an entire new section of downloadable wallpapers, featuring all of our favorite women. We technically made it a “today” post, but this is another of those that only count in you live on the West Coast or in Hawaii. All of you can enjoy these new toys. As for Mav, when he wakes up, we’re going to kill him. It’ll be sad. We’ll cry … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Kristal Summers, Dee, Georgia Adair, Inari Vachs, Juli Ashton, TJ Hart, Wendy Divine, Maverick]
6/9/03	Because we’re quite certain that all of our Members are fans of Victorian Literature, we’ve begun a new section for the site called “Dear Readers Speak.” (Actually, we had to call it something, and that seemed quick.) It’s basically just going to be a place where we can post interesting stories about, well, whatever. Every once in awhile we get some fascinating emails in, and now we have a place (given permission) to post them. We open with a little personal history regarding a woman from porn’s past named K.C. Williams. If you need to open, it’s good to open with beauty. Our thanks to “Brother John.” [FEATURED TAGS: K.C. Williams]
6/6/03	After a brief hiatus, necessitated by bludgeoning workload of the most recent Becoming Georgia Adair installment, the Ninn Worx Weekend returns. We wondered what to say about the beautiful, and quite limber, star of Euroglam 2: Budapest. Then we thought it would be easier just to show you the pictures. When in doubt, we usually take the easy way. This explains why we’re in doubt as often as we are, actually, but that’s really beside the point. The point here remains the pretty people making porn. Point taken? [FEATURED TAGS: Nikki Blond, Wanda Curtis, Veronika, Michael Ninn]
6/4/03	If talk about “beaver sounds,” naked cake play, and topless basketball (again) don’t inspire you to read D.Minion’s account of Night Calls, May 21, 2003, then maybe this quote will give you pause: “All went well until Juli tore Tiff’s dick off!” That pretty much sums it up. Enjoy the wackiness … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Harley Davis, Aurora Snow, D.Minion]
6/3/03	Julia Ann’s got a very special day coming up soon, and we were looking through the literally volumes of pictures we have of her to put together a gift of sorts. We can’t say too much here, because she could obviously just read it and spoil the surprise, but we can say that we found a wonderful shot from last summer’s “Night of the Stars,” and we realized that y’all hadn’t seen them yet. So today you can. Besides Julia Ann, there might be a few more lovely ladies you recognize. [FEATURED TAGS: Night of The Stars, Georgia Adair, Dee, Devinn Lane, Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux, Julia Ann, Stephanie Swift, Sydnee Steele, Kitten, D.Minion]
6/2/03	After burying you with pictures last time, we’re only subjecting you to nine today. However, we are giving you pithy insight into what really gets D.Minion’s Dander up. Come to think about it, we should try to come up with more merchandise for the catalogue called D.Minion’s Dander: It’s bound to be a big hit. Until then, content yourself to read about fame, fortune, attitude, a long day, Dee, and some guy that picked “Snoop Dogg” as a name. And I thought “Lucky” was silly … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Holly Hollywood, Mia Smiles, Ice LaFox, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

March 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/28/03	Ninn Worx Weekend reaches new dazzling heights as you can now see Lost Angels Michelle Michaels, with Shayla! Some people just really age well, and sometimes they get a chance to work with people as visually talented as Michael Ninn. And sometimes that’s enough. [FEATURED TAGS: Michelle Michaels, Shayla LaVeaux, Nikita Denise, Charlie, Michael Ninn]
3/27/03	It should be enough to say that Kristal and Inari would be the Natural Selection here, but then that wouldn’t give just due to D.Minion’s unique style of presentation. In addition to the lovely ladies performing various sex acts, and insight into (now old) industry dating habits, we’re increasing the mammal and aviary content remarkably here as we have our first photos of a rooster, an ostrich, and two shots of a llama. If you’re curious, there is absolutely no sexual content with the above mentioned animals, however. Actually if you were curious, you should seek professional help. You have issues. The rest of you members can just enjoy the reading … and the view. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, D.Minion]
3/24/03	This whole war thing has kind of thrown us off kilter around here, and we just realized that we forgot to put up Night Calls, March 5, 2003 because we were busy watching us blow things up on television. Regardless of your feelings surrounding America’s efforts in Iraq, you will probably enjoy taking a small break in the action to read about Juli and Tiffany and a bunch of their naked friends. Sorry, Carol, we’ll do better next time … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]
3/21/03	This time around our Ninn Worx Weekend offers you Shay Sights, Wanda Curtis, Michelle Michaels, Mia Smiles, Jenna Haze, Nicole Sheridan, Judith Boodr, Bunny Luv, and Nikki Blonde — all enjoying themselves. If you’re a fan of solo girl action, you’ll have fun with this one. If you’re not a fan in that category, you just might be after this one. Oh, and if you look carefully you’ll even catch a brief view of our old friend Shayla LaVeaux, sans briefs of course. [FEATURED TAGS: Nikki Blonde, Jenna Haze, Wanda Curtis, Aurora Snow, Nicole Sheridan, Shay Sights, Wanda Curtis, Michelle Michaels, Mia Smiles, Jenna Haze, Nicole Sheridan, Judith Boodr, Bunny Luv, Michael Ninn]
3/18/03	It’s rather unlike us to come up with something even vaguely topical, except for Juli’s Night Calls postings, of course. She always was the timely one among us. However, sometimes something so surreal happens that it "bares" (as it were) mention in prompt fashion. You would have to be a pretty faithful member to remember back to a time when D.Minion felt shy and lonely and speechless on a XXX set, but it happened recently. We found this and other facts surrounding the shoot notable, so, clever folks that we are, we decided to note them. The movie won’t be out until May, but you can get your first looks at former Playmates and Pets Victoria Zdrok and Linn Thomas as they venture into the hard core video world. Come to think of if, that made a lot of us speechless that day, except for Michael: He just kept saying, "Damn …" That’s what you’ll be saying too after you see the 153 pictures and the 5 mpegs! [FEATURED TAGS: Victoria Zdrok, Linn Thomas, Mandy Bright, Olivia Del Rio, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
3/14/03	We have a lot of women who seem to enjoy the sexual company of other women today, as we continue the Ninn Worx Weekend fest with the final gallery from Fem 1: Aria. On the menu we find Tanya Danielle (in her first visit with our members that wasn’t in Class Act) and Laurie Wallace, which we’re not sure you’ve ever seen before. Then we have Ninn Worx contract player Wanda Curtis with "Sights" upon Shay, and Stephanie Swift’s discovery (again) Michelle Michaels briefly appearing, sans briefs, with Dru Barrymore, our candidate for the worst choice of "nom du porn" that we’ve seen in recent years. Free advice here for aspiring "Adult Actresses:" Don’t choose a stage name that actually detracts from your sex appeal and/or beauty. Free advice for members: Click on the Picture. Then send D.Minion an email that informs her she’s been totally beaten on the shameless plug game. (Be kind in your letdown ….) [FEATURED TAGS: Michelle Michaels, Dru Barrymore, Shay Sights, Wanda Curtis, Laurie Wallace, Tanya Danielle, Michael Ninn]
3/13/03	We’re saying farewell to our old friend "Nextel" Tim today, as he goes off in search of greener pastures. It’s sad, but not tragic, as we hope to see him around these parts again some day. As a tribute to his favorites, we imposed on our friends at VCA with a request to give us the publicity shots from Daydreams, Nightdreams, and they were kind enough to comply. So on Tim’s final day, he has Shayla LaVeaux, Juli Ashton, Asia Carrera, Kylie Ireland, Jill Kelly, and Missy. You all can have them on Tim’s final day too. That way you’ll always think kindly of Tim, and it’s good to always think kindly … [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Juli Ashton, Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Kylie Ireland, Missy, Mia Ciccero, Risque News Insight]
3/12/03	If Jessica Drake just weren’t so doll garn’d purty we probably wouldn’t talk about her at all. We hate to admit it, but we’re actually that shallow. She’s just a darling, though, and so D.Minion offers up her summary of Jessica Drake’s second stint on Playboy TV’s Inside Adult. Playboy has since "paused" this show, and we’re just a little bit bitter about that fact. We do, however, give you a chance to put a little bee in their bonnet about our buddy Jessica. Oh, and Bert was kind enough to share some more AEE 2003 pictures, and there’s just a little diddy about Georgia. She’s such a tease, but we love that about her. We hate to admit it, but we’re actually that shallow too … The depth around here is amazing. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Jessica Drake, Felicia Fox, Keri Windsor, Kelly Erickson, Georgia Adair, Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Christy Canyon, Alexis Amore, Inari Vachs, Ginger Lynn, Bert, D.Minion]
3/7/03	The Ninn Worx Weekends continue today with the first look at Lost Angels 2 featuring Michelle Michaels. We must admit we’re at a loss ourselves as to why we started with number two in the series, but we’re attributing it to Stephanie Swift. She was in the office this week, and she coincidentally manages Michelle, and we got to talking about her working for Michael Ninn, and then … we think we just got confused. You can skip this until we get to Lost Angels 1 featuring Nikita Denise if you want, but then how would you get your weekend going? [FEATURED TAGS: Michelle Michaels, Nikita Denise, Michael Ninn]
3/5/03	Those of you tired of seeing Kristal in hardcore action might just as well skip this post. Those of you that actually read the words will get a bonus here, however. That pretty much sums it up for today. If you’re interested, take a "Peekie at the Tiki …" (Hut, hut.) [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais, Monique Alexander, Cherry Rain, D.Minion]
3/4/03	Possessing more than the normal amount of lunacy, D.Minion outdoes herself this time around with her coverage of Night Calls, February 19, 2003. We get to talk about The Home and Garden Channel, Juli Ashton’s latest project, tofu, and the now ubiquitous topic, anal penetration of a male by a female. If that’s not enough to capture your interest, you might check out some unusually dazzling pictures of Tiffany Grannath. If that doesn’t do it for you, you might consider just going to bed. You’re obviously tired. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Aurora Snow, D.Minion]

February 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/28/03	Being low people on the totem pole around here means that we get to sit around and compile photo sets and fill orders, and organize tax stuff. It decidely does not mean that we get to visit porno sets and watch beautiful women have sex and generally just hang around naked. Being low people on the totem pole, in short, sucks. That said, we did enjoy the latest Ninn Worx Weekend, and hope springs eternal for a taller totem pole in the future. [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis, Nikki Blond, Michelle Wild, Judith Bodor, Michael Ninn]
2/27/03	In terms of a quickie “FYI” we definitely have “I” and it’s definitely “FY.” However, we’re still working on the concept of “quickie” — Dang women around here don’t seem to appreciate them, but we digress as we progress … [FEATURED TAGS: Victoria Zdrok, Linn Thomas, Michael Ninn]
2/25/03	For those of you planning your next orgy, you might want to give a look to D.Minion’s take on one Serenity put together early last year. Even if you’re not scheduling your own event, you might reconsider once you get a gander at the party Kristal and Dee got to attend. At the very least, we know whom we’re inviting to the next office party … And they don’t even have to bring pants … [FEATURED TAGS: Serenity, Kylie Ireland, Nikita Denise, Dee, Kristal Summers, Christi Lake, Zana, Cheryl Dynasty, Lezley Zen, D.Minion]
2/21/03	As per usual around here, we had to interrupt our regular scheduled “Ninn Worx Weekend” and delay to remainder of the Euroglam galleries. We did so, however, because we wanted to “Share some Shayla” with you. We don’t get the chance to do that nearly often enough anymore, but some distant rumors think that may change if a bit. That would be nice. Until then, this will be very nice, as Shayla shows off her Fem Friends. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Jenna Haze, Ashton Moore, Star E. Night, Dru Berrymore, Michelle Michaels, Michael Ninn]
2/20/03	What with all the Georgia work, getting ready for her first professional XXX feature, and the alleged visit by Maverick, we seem to have fallen behind in our Night Calls postings. It wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for the fact that Georgia herself pointed out our failings when she came into town. It seems she doesn’t get Playboy TV where she lives, so she checks out Night Calls by reading D.Minion’s accounts. Don’t you hate it when other people are right? If it makes you feel better, this installment includes a “bonus” section of our buddy Jessica Drake hosting the follow-up show Inside Adult. Hey we’re not always perfectly on time, but we always give a lot. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Aria, D.Minion]
2/17/03	Sometimes all you have to say is something like Fade to Blue. Sometimes it helps to say something additional like, “Juli Ashton, Vicca, Nikita, Asia Carrera, Houston and Amber Lynn.” Then sometimes you need to thank some people like VCA Pictures, and then you have to just shut up and let people look at the pictures. “It’s nice to see people enjoying their jobs,” is sometimes a fitting ending. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Amber Lynn, Houston, Asia Carrera, Nikita, Vicca, Michael Ninn]
2/15/03	It occurs to us that in addition to our “physical” orientation around here, we’re also following at least one of the properties that we learned in physics class oh so many years ago. Remember entropy? Well hopefully we’re a ways away from total implosion, but this latest guest editorial has many of the faithful wondering. At least we’re wondering with smiles on our faces as we shake our heads, however, and at least we remain true to our appreciation of beautiful naked women. Our guest star today focuses on Jessica Drake and Monique Alexander, and he does quite a creative “covering,” as the young ladies do an equally creative uncovering … We should warn you, the thumbnail below actually has a pithy relevance to our goals here today. You worried yet? [FEATURED TAGS: Jessica Drake, Monique Alexander, Craig]
2/14/03	We can’t think of a better way to celebrate Valentine’s Day than with wild kinky sex. Of course being of that opinion and actually being able to follow through with the desire personally have historically proven to be two rather different concepts. So for the couples out there, you might take a look at the latest Ninn Worx Weekend in order to get some ideas, if not on interesting positions, at least on wonderful fantasy mates. The couples out there should also understand that the single folks among us think y’all really suck this time of year: You’re really sappy, and mushy, and just plain gross most of the time. We’ll talk to you next week. Just give us the weekend to be alone with our singleness, oh, and Wanda Curtis … [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis, Nikki Blond, Michelle Wild, Judit Vecsey, Judith, Michael Ninn]
2/13//03	Well, it’s taken some time, but we’ve finally figured out D.Minion’s plan when she writes her annual report on the January Las Vegas Convention. She would like it to take you members approximately as long to read about the conventions, and look at the pictures, as it took us to actually attend the events. Even with imported help from the U.K. it took nearly as long to put all of this in order, giving those people that D.Minion doesn’t believe exist, the ones that just look at the pictures, a reasonable chance to find everything. Just as a summation: You have 14 pages, 219 pictures, and our two best video clips ever to see, well, if you really, really liked the hampster bits. Don’t try this on an empty stomach … [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Georgia Adair, TJ Hart, Wendy Divine, Julia Ann, Dee, Inari Vachs, Keri Windsor, Stephanie Swift, Amanda Lexx, Serenity, Jessica Drake, Monique Alexander, Fujiko Kano, Sydnee Steele, Devinn Lane, Exclusive Video, Lon, Steve, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
2/10/03	We’ve hit upon a new philosophy here at the office: If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, heap ’em with hardcore. So that’s what we’re doing to distract you from the fact that we still haven’t gotten through the volumes of information D.Minion turned in regarding the AEE. (We took classes in law school that required less reading, dang.) Until we do, you can watch Stormy Masturbation and a young porn star “Gauge” a couple of potential suitors. We explain more inside, but let’s say for now we’re quite certain about the answer to an age old question: It’s beautiful, and it’s indeed art. There, now don’t you feel better? [FEATURED TAGS: Stormy Daniels Video, Gauge]
2/7/03	Well, now Carol has a new section to give her some navigation advice, Lon has a new board so he can let us know where we screwed up, and we all have a second “Ninn Worx Weekend” to pay attention to. All in all, this seems to be shaping up right nicely. Oh, and we should give a special thanks to SteveD for the “Flying Elvis” inspiration. As you can tell from the thumbnail below, some pictures are worth way more than 1,000 words … [FEATURED TAGS: Aurora Snow, Bunny Luv, Ava Vincent, Michael Ninn]
2/6/03	We’re gearing up for another round of Naughty Amateur Home Videos with our favorite hosts of the series, Julia Ann and Inari Vachs. Back in the old days, however, Julia used to host the show with Taylor Hayes, and that’s who was there on this day when D.Minion visited the set. Well, technically Taylor was only there one of the two days for the shoot. History would show that Taylor eventually became too “naughty” for the show altogether, and Inari stepped in. Never underestimate the simple value of serendipity. The kindness of strangers is nothing compared to that. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann Video, Taylor Hayes Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
2/4/03	Today you get to take a bath with TJ Hart. At times like this, brief introduction my be a wise and understanding friend. [FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart, D.Minion]
2/3/03	Proving again that sometimes it’s enough just to be beautiful, we give you the Risqué version of a Christmas Photo. The story pretty much explains itself, but we should note that the executive that received this gift was indeed touched. He was also in a bit of a bind. He couldn’t hang the picture in his office for fear of seeming to have “favorites,” and he couldn’t hang it at home because, well, wives are funny about that sort of thing. Last seen, the picture was beside his desk on the floor, beautiful frame and all. Ah, well, it’s the thought that counts, right?[FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Dee, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Devinn Lane, D.Minion]

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