| 3/31/18 | 
ReelRisque Ring That Belle | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle Video] |
| 3/30/18 |  Bells, at least the ones like in orchestras, peal. Belles, at least like the ones in adult movies, peel. Now we do not take it upon ourselves to supply cultural guidance, or even comment upon whether the oboe, or the “Oh, Whoa!” provide a superior societal benefit. We do not consider it our task to choose between trilling and thrilling, nor will we formulate an opinion as to how many clothes you should be wearing as you choose your personal favorite. We will merely suggest a careful perusal of the Peals of Penthouse. Feel free to go for Baroque with your own soundtrack. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle Video, Jenna Sativa, Penthouse.com] |
| 3/28/18 | 
ReelRisque Keep on Truckin’ | pics[STAR TAGS: Jenna Sativa, Yasmine de Leon, Ana Foxxx] |
| 3/27/18 |  There have been times in our history when the relationship between the storyline and the illustration in these risqué annals has admittedly stretched even the word tangential to a bit of an extreme. Then again, we’re pretty old, and we’ve had a lot of relationships, so that could stand to reason. A few days ago, we all celebrated National Puppy Day by going to Der Wienerschnitzel, for example, which seemed perfectly logical to us. Truth be told, around here we feel fairly comfortable when the Tale Wags the Blog. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane, Sydnee Steele, Nikita Denise, Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 3/23/18 |  If you get to see Dee in the midst of — quite literally in our case — three different countries and cultures, all in one little Risqué Update, well who can blame us for starting to feel a bit on the Bohemian side? And if you need to travel, you must have luggage, right? So might we suggest Bolivia Samsonite? Honestly that won’t make much sense until you experience today’s episode of Essentially Dee with us, but we really just needed to make the joke in a place where someone might appreciate it. You’ll see. We have much to appreciate today. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton Video, Bolivia Samsonite Video] |
| 3/22/18 | 
Risqué “TOC” Anna Lovato’s Catwalk[STAR TAGS: Alyson McKenzie Video, Anna Lovato Video, Charlie Monaco Video, Linsey McKenzie Video, Crystal Pink Video, Gemma Massey Video, Krystal Webb Video, Chloe Cruize Video, Emma Kate Dawson Video, Nicole Lauren Video, Paige Ashley Video, Cindy Behr Video, Natasha Marley Video, Antonia Deona Video, Tammie Lee Video] |
| 3/20/18 |  Most of us have lived through those moments when what allegedly constitutes “progress” seems more accurately to represent quite the opposite. Sometimes life can bite you in the butt, let’s be honest. Still, it never actually helps to rage against the machine — or tilt against windmills for the more literally inclined — but it does make you feel better in the short run, so that’s the path we’ve chosen for a quick mid-week lament. We’ll play the cards we’re dealt tomorrow. For today we will apply the universal commentary of the human condition: No Fair! [STAR TAGS: Viki La Vie] |
| 3/18/18 | 
GingerLynn Bella Reese – Nina Hartley – Jodi Taylor – Sheena Rose – Gina West – Ashlyn Molloy… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 3/17/18 |  You just have to love days where we celebrate Saints it seems to us. Saint Nicolas? Awesome, and never seems to have suffered the body shaming past that haunts many of us, despite being quite old by most standards. Saint Patrick? Who doesn’t love green beer — at least after having partaken of a sufficient number of them? Drew Brees and his new contract with the New Orleans Saints? … Yeah, we might have diverged off the mainstream path with that last one, but wait until you get a load of this year’s Erin Go Braless episode. You won’t even worry about the mainstream path anymore. Heck, it even works without green beer. [STAR TAGS: Happy St. Patrick’s Day!] |
| 3/17/18 | 
247AdultStars The Cat’s Outta da Bag[STAR TAGS: Chessie Kay Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 3/16/18 | 
ReelRisque La Vie La Dulce | video[STAR TAGS: Viki La Vie Video] |
| 3/11/18 | 
ReelRisque The “V” in VIP | pics[STAR TAGS: Anna Lovato, Cindy Behr, Charlie Monaco, Natasha Marley, Antonia Deona, Tammie Lee] |
| 3/9/18 |  You can have Dee “Essentially” in any number of ways, although to be fair, you will definitely find all the in person ones to be a lot better than the ones where she only exists in your mind. If you do not have that first option, however, a little sex education with respect to advanced adult products — including the assistance of Keri Windsor, Shayla LaVeaux, and Juli Ashton — might be just fine for a few visits at least. Speaking of that, we can use that one word over again quite emphatically in this instance: Respect. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Dee Video, Keri Windsor Video] |
| 3/4/18 | 
GingerLynn Kiki Daire – Miley May – Sabrina Deep – Missy Martinez – Rebecca Bardoux – Imani Rose… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 3/3/18 | 
CythereasWetWorld “Lesbian Squirt Machine” pt 1 | The Power of Nun[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Rebecca Bardoux Video, Brandi Blunt Video] |
| 3/2/18 | 
ReelRisque Pool Clues | pics[STAR TAGS: Chloe Cruize, Emma Kate Dawson, Nicole Lauren, Paige Ashley] |
| 3/1/18 | 
KylieIreland More Passion than Crime[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video] |
March 2018 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Alyson McKenzie| Ana Foxxx| Anna Lovato| Antonia Deona| Bolivia Samsonite| Charlie Monaco| Chessie Kay| Chloe Cruize| Cindy Behr| Crystal Pink| Cytherea| Dee| Devinn Lane| Emma Kate Dawson| Gemma Massey| Ginger Lynn| Jenna Sativa| Juli Ashton| Keri Windsor| Kristal Summers| Krystal Webb| Kylie Ireland| Lexi Belle| Linsey McKenzie| Natasha Marley| Nicole Lauren| Nikita Denise| Paige Ashley| Rebecca Bardoux| Shayla LaVeaux| Sydnee Steele| Tammie Lee| Viki La Vie| Yasmine de Leon
Year:2018
Month:March
For some mysterious reason, this day always reminds us of our old friend Inari Vachs. It’s a mystery. … Sadly we do not get to see Inari nearly enough anymore, but suffice it to say that her pastures have been looking significantly greener in the more liberal Nevada these days, giving 
At this point if you find yourself still thinking about taxes, you are most likely very tired of thinking about taxes. If you finished your taxes a long time ago, you are most likely tired of hearing about other people still worried about their taxes. And despite of of this, every evening news program will still show long lines of cars at the local post offices tomorrow evening because some people just can’t figure out that this time comes every year, so they could go ahead and learn. … Well, whether you finished worrying long ago or recently, we have a true treat with Kristal Summers to change the topic entirely: We have a NEVER-BEFORE PUBLISHED camshow replay that demonstrates — forgive us — Significant Net Benefit. For the rest of you, yeah, we’ll be here when you’re done. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video]
We’re not exactly sure what millennials use as status symbols, perhaps an ability to tell an entire story in 140 characters without using even one actual word. Do you get points for being able to use the most sequential emojis to convey your feelings or the least? More importantly what exactly is the difference between an emoji and an emoticon, and should we care? Should we worry that we even know those words? What happened to the important, meaningful yet 
We like words around here; you probably noticed. So one benefit of the new Presidential Administration has been the increase in necessary word-pairings in order to try and explain our current situation. We have already learned phrases like “alternative facts” and just recently the local newspaper attributed an “incredulity-defying comment” to the leader of the free world. We kept hoping that maybe he just got confused and thought that every day except April Fools was when you were supposed to stun people with confusion and disbelief. Late in the day, though, we have heard no keen insights laced with reasonable thought and solid foundation coming out of the White House. Sadly, we have our own, 
You know we try not to be overly political around here, but sometimes you just need to step in and say something. At the risk of emulating the singular fellow that admitted to spying the naked king, we can say this about our new President without taking sides on any controversial issues: The man sure knows how to make a reality TV show. You have to give him that. … Others of course see doom and gloom in whatever happens, and often think of retirement to a quiet place with warm sand, sweet drinks, and no satellite connection to CNN at all. We just 
We happen to be blaming all the really bad dyed beer consumed lately for the plethora of puns you will find on tap (as it were) in the titles today. We have also learned a few additions to the list of 
The ReelRisqué video went up late last night — or early this morning depending upon your time zone — so as timing goes on our 
Have you ever set about to do something “simple” for a change, and by the time you’ve completed the task the only thing you can conclude with certainty turns out to be, “Whatever in the world made us think this would be simple?” … Quick and easy may well describe more than a few of the people in this industry, but it rarely comes even close to describing trying to set apart why one naked group of people exceeds another. Of course we have a secret weapon: We’re really, really funny. [STAR TAGS: Faith Leon Video, Selina Draagen Video, Michael Ninn]
To some people of a certain age, life comes down to a single question: Ginger or Mary Ann? Of course as with many queries of allegedly crucial import, a great many people will not even understand the question. This naturally makes the rest of us feel superior as we pat them gently on their millennial heads and send them on their way to watch reruns of The Great Indoors. On this day, we ask a slightly different question, however, that being, 
Oh, the Cytherea Team had found an abundance of Christmas Joy this year, having successfully brought together a number of the Risqué Divisions all focused on one spectacular Cytherea event — y’know, which basically covers any event with Cytherea, particularly when she gets naked and squirts. Hands were slapped. Voices were raised. Smiles abounded, and much egg was nogged. It was a truly festive celebratory event! They even sent out pat themselves on the back group emails to all the important (and absent from the office for the holidays already) Risqué Leaders. Undoubtedly they foresaw raises in their futures that would make this year’s performance bonuses look paltry in comparison. They probably started looking for the next BMW up the line from their current models. … Sadly, they forgot one teeny-tiny detail: 
Today marks the first day of winter — the longest day of the year — and we could think of no better way to spend all these cold nighttime hours than with 
Monday Night at the Risque Movies continues during this holiday season with the ever-festive Michael Raven XXX rendition of Paradise Lost. We have now progressed to the apparent 
A long time ago, when the earth was green … Long-time members will recall that we tend to use that obscure 60’s song introduction when we need to calm D.Minion. … It seems, you see, that way back on October 5th when it was the most sacred of holidays — Juli Ashton’s birthday, of course — D.Minion either forgot to include the entire article in the file she sent, or someone forgot to include the entire article from the file she sent. Either way, it means more Juli Ashton, and 
Sometimes we simply do things for no reason. Granted, someone in this office has a distinct reason for making the decision, but when anyone else looks closely at the rationale, they invariably fail to be convinced. That said, if the random decision ends up with 
We do not as a rule spend time on the maudlin or sad, and certainly not the heart-breaking. One would presume that people do not arrive at this destination searching for such sentiments, after all. 
Most people do not think about Kristal Summers naked and then think, “You know, we should cover her entire body with gray, speckled, makeup so that she looks like a big ol’ rock.” Then again, most people do not include John Milton in their personal list of romance authors. On the upside, Michael Raven freely acknowledged getting 
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