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January 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/04	I read in a book today that someone turns 49 years old every 7½ seconds in the United States. In the process of putting together the 2004 Adult Entertainment Expo story, I was pretty sure I was going to be one of those people. The fact that this milestone happens some 5½ years from now did not disuade me from this thought. With the tallies all in we have 23 pages, somewhere over 10,154 words, 400+ pictures, and over 60 MB of video files added … today. Next time I ask for contributions from members on a story, will somebody please just shoot me? For now, this one’s in the database, and I’m making myself one serious Jack and Ginger … I also read in a book today, “There is only one boundary that limits a dreamer, and that is the boundary that he imposes on himself.” Around here, we might add … or herself …. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Kristal Summers, Dee Video, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Anais Video, Georgia Adair Video, Wendy Divine, Wanda Curtis, Rayveness, Angel Cassidy, Kylie Ireland, Gauge, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, Amber Michaels, Exclusive Video, Mr. Moto, Craig, Lon, Steve, D.Minion]
1/28/04	We know that Being with Juli Ashton was the last movie that Juli ever did for VCA. We also know that Georgia’s in town next week to sign her new Ninn Worx contract and talk about her new production line. We know that Dee’s on Night Calls Radio with Juli now, and we know that our good friend Juli has launched a new free site called HeyJuli.com. We want everyone to visit her and say, “Hi.” If you know all of these things, you might as well just skip to the pictures. Sometimes that’s best all around … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Chloe, Shawna Sexton, Dee, Tina Tyler, Bridgette Kerkove]
1/27/04	Our good friends Julia Ann and Michael Raven scored big at the most recent AVN Awards show with Beautiful winning “Best Video Feature” and “Best Screenplay” for Wicked, “Best Actress” for Julia, and “Best Director” for Mr. Julia. Now we didn’t really have anything to do with the success of this production, but that’s never stopped us from writing a story about it anyway, and it’s not about to this time. Sometimes it’s just enough to recognize that, in fact, Julia’s Beautiful. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion]
1/26/04	There are two major newspapers in the Los Angeles Metropolitan area. On the way out to breakfast (one of our favorite weekend events) this past Saturday we picked up a copy of each, having granted ourselves a morning break from management, web sites, and home improvement. The headlines on one of them included, “Iraq Arms Inspector Resigns, Casts Doubt on Prewar Data;” “Kerry Showing Strength Across Board in N.H.;” “Bush Seeks 7% Boost in Military Spending;” and “U.N. to Send Team to Assess Elections in Iraq.” The other paper chose these titles to hook its readers into purchase: “Phil on Kobe: It’s Shaq’s team,” and “Kids lose their Captain Kangaroo.” We’re thinking this demonstrates a fundamental difference of approach to an arena, and when D.Minion covered Kristal on a fetish shoot, it brought the idea home. My father used to tell me regularly that, “It takes all kinds to make a world,” and like most things my father used to tell me, what he meant keeps getting clearer and clearer. It’s funny how as you get older your parents get smarter, huh? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
1/24/04	Who could have guessed that a nation-wide shortage of “2-Disk” DVD boxes could delay the anticipated release of Anais’ first big Feature production for Ninn Worx? Who could have guessed that mainstream films would finally catch on to the benefits of including a second disk with captivating special features and heretofore unseen insights, thereby causing the shortage? Who could have guessed that Lon would have been completely bummed out by this dastardly consequence? Guess when you’ll finally be able to see the movie trailer, and even buy your own copy if you want … NOW. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Justine, Violet Blue, Rayveness, Wanda Curtis, Angel Cassidy, Michael Ninn] Anais IS … In the Garden of Shadows
1/23/04	Throughout history there have been many, many definitions of Innocence. In 12 pages and 182 pictures, D.Minion must have covered them all. Michael Ninn and Ninn Worx called these days Pure Pink and Sweet Cherry. We simply call them FINALLY COMPLETE … We’ll take two Jack Daniels and call you in the morning. Y’all just have a good weekend plowing through this. Our best estimates are that it will take you about as long to read about the shows as it did to actually shoot them. So far, we have not actually shot D.Minion … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Cytherea Video, Jayna Oso, Ann Harlow, Taylor Rain, Monique Alexander Video, Amber Rayne, Danni, Kitty, Kellemarie, Amberlina, Wanda Curtis Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
1/20/04	Dee had a cam show today, as you’ll be able to see if you’re a member. We call it Dee’s threesome and THEN some, and we’d elaborate more, but Carol’s really hungry and wants to get to the bar-b-que … Women are so fickle. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers]
1/16/04	We get emails all of the time asking us if the people that contribute to this site are “real” and if “the Members’ Parties really happen.” Well, we keep telling you that truth is stranger than fiction, and today we have yet another example. For some bizarre reason, Lon wanted to come to LA and work as an intern, so he could forget about no longer having any other work to do, and so we thought, “OK. Interns are free.” (We only said the first part out loud, however.) While most of the stuff was pretty boring, he did get a chance to try his hand at photographing one of Dee’s Cam Shows. We call his account “Dee Tales, Dee Tales” and we note delicately that as a photographer, Lon writes a very good story. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Lon]
1/15/03	Sometimes one of the best things about being a member around here has to be that you can get news before anyone else does. Our business doesn’t hit the AP Wire very often, so mass dissemination sometimes fails in even the coolest of circumstances. Speaking of mass and semen, coincidentally, we’re giving you a little peek in advance of what we think history will prove to be a very successful movie, certainly the biggest ever starred in by a certain brand new player. She would be Anais, and the movie would be In the Garden of Shadows, and if you want to understand the religious and sexual references, well you’ll just have to check out the story. If existential isn’t your cup of tea, just look at the dirty pictures … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Rayveness, Justine Joli, Violet Blue, Michael Ninn]
1/13/04	At the distinct risk to the health of one of our favorite Englishmen, we put together a little something to tide you over while we gather our thoughts and settle in to get back to work. (Get it? England is across the ocean — you know, across the tide. We’re very funny around here. Well, at least we think so.) So check on your Fetish, and see what we think will come to be known as the true beginning of a beautiful career. And then you can look at the bonus, and then the bonus bonuses … We’re very funny, and we’re very nice too. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Georgia Adair, Anais, Mandy Bright, Ashley Long, Naomi Marcella, Luci Lee, Sharon Wild, Wanda Curtis, Michael Ninn]
1/6/04	Well, we warned you, and it’s here. Read about When Michael Ninn met Anais … all 5,000+ words, 237 pictures, and one stunning video clip, worth. To say more would be just mean. Take your time. We’re off to Las Vegas for the convention. We’ll be back in a week, and D.Minion will probably have another epic on tap. Maybe we’ll just stay in Vegas, come to think of it … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Jassie, Kristal Summers, Jesse V., Teanna Kai, Naomi Marcella, Luci Lee, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
1/5/04	What do balloons, twinkling lights, spanking, a bunch of naked people, and a dildo that fits over your head have in common? Why a New Year’s Celebration on Night Calls, of course. All in all, it’s possible that Juli and Tiffany have more fun than most people on the planet. Still we can live vicariously through D.Minion’s reports, and if we’ve learned nothing else over the years, we’ve learned to take what we can get. It’s not about wanting what you don’t have, but rather enjoying what you do have. Right? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]
1/2/04	It’s mostly about polka dots today, and we have Bert to thank for it. We also wanted to pay a special tribute to someone who has been a special member over the past year, and so we’ve done that. Honestly we’re starting the new year with a bit of nuance that we don’t often employ around these parts. Fortunately, Anais and Wanda Curtis in Lost Angels: Wanda Curtis aren’t actually all that subtle. Subtlety is for wimps. Many things come to mind when viewing this Ninn Worx Weekend; subtlety is not one of them. Excellent! [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Michael Ninn]

October 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/03	Very little in modern life has done as much for the hallowed weenie as Playboy TV’s Night Calls. Consequently, today seemed like the perfect day to post the most recent of D.Minion’s mental mastications on Juli’s long-running series. Apparently being hit with a sausage constitutes the most terrifying thing our poor Superstar has ever experienced — and this includes working for Gregory Dark. Truth is stranger than fiction. Oh, and by the way, her keys were apparently vaporized by aliens, tested, and then replaced in the bag where they were supposed to be. If you read the story, that will make sense … probably. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Amber Michaels, D.Minion]
10/27/03	We should have seen it coming. We were foolish, and we feel bad. As a great portion of the Los Angeles area burns tonight, we feel like we should have been able to warn people. Let’s see what we know. 1) Smoke follows beauty. 2) Southern California is beautiful. 3) Ergo … While we’re off feeling bad about not seeing this sooner, you might console yourself with the very first nude pictures ever taken of Ninn Worx’ Superstar-to-be, Anais. If you have a cool connection, and can be patient, you can also check out her First Video Diary Entry. This is going to be all the rage soon, but you will have heard it here first, and that makes us special no matter what anyone else says. Now, we’re going to call Governor Elect Schwarzenegger and apologize for not warning him. We hope he forgives us. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Exclusive Video]
10/25/03	You should take two things from this episode of Ninn Worx Weekend. First off, if you’re going to get lost it might be a really good idea to do it with Wanda Curtis, as Lost Angels: Wanda Curtis will prove in a few weeks. Secondly, and most importantly, sometimes it’s prudent to just click on the little camera icon at the top of the page and jump to the pictures. Who wants to read about economic concepts anyway? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Venus, Michael Ninn]
10/24/03	We’ve got Kristal Naked in Hollywood doin’ DaBone. We’ve got DM on set, so we’ve also pictures of Dee involving gratuitous nudity. We’re thinking it’s a fine way to get a jump on the weekend. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Kylie Ireland, Nina Hartley, Keri Windsor]
10/23/03	Even for us we’ve got an unusual amount of entertainment value. Of course the fact that we’ve also got pictures of Kristal Summers, Dee, Georgia, Anais, and Angel Cassidy doesn’t hurt anything. We take a stretch across time in today’s post, calling it “Mammory Lane, an Historic Risqué Perspective.” We crack ourselves up. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Angel Cassidy, Georgia Adair, Anais, Dee, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Nina Hartley, D.Minion]
10/21/03	As those of us in Southern California weather a brutal “Indian Summer,” the rest of the country seems to be enjoying remarkably pleasant weather. Well it won’t last y’all. I used to have a t-shirt that said, “I’m drunk, but you’re ugly. In the morning I’ll be sober.” The same sort of sentiment (meant only in the nicest way, of course) applies here. Like it or not, the vast majority of you will soon be battling ice storms and shoveling snow. Bleh. So we’re starting a series of reminiscent posts today from the tropical lands of Jamaica. Hopefully Becca can start your heaters warming, and if you’re really lucky, you have a “Becca” of your own than can keep those fires stoked. If you don’t, well, it sucks to be you, dude. (And we mean that, too, in only the nicest way.) Either way, it’s Becca-Time … [FEATURED TAGS: Becca, Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs] Remember to visit our buddy Becca too.
10/18/03	We thought we’d pop right up with a Ninn Worx Weekend that doesn’t remind very many of us of “Home Movies.” For some people out there, Anais and her supporting bevy of beauties might be just another adornment around the house, but we’re thinking most of us won’t ever really be in that position. For those of you that do happen to have stunning accoutrement like Anais around your home, well, we hate you, but we mean that (too) in the nicest way. The rest of us will just have to use our imagination, and today Michael has helped us with that. There are worse ways to start a weekend. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Mandy Bright, Ashley Long, Naomi Marcella, Luci Lee, Sharon Wild, Michael Ninn]
10/17/03	Slightly over a month ago we managed to muddle through yet another Members’ Party, and the folks that attended are still writing in. We put together three accounts here, so get ready for a lengthy ride. This encompasses 17 pages and includes 170+ pictures, 4 silly videos, and highlights the somewhat painful reality that those of us who are not professional models actually don’t look the same in pictures as those of us that in fact are. It’s a little bit like home movies, so don’t feel you have to study every nuance; you’re perfectly OK if you just want to see the 75 or so pictures of what mere mortals look like covered in beautiful naked porn stars. For our part, we’re just glad we kept our promise and didn’t mention that at one point in the weekend’s festivities Billy Glide ordered up $65 worth of coffee to the suite. Oops. Oh, and somehow this thumbnail just jumped out at us. Maybe you had to have been there … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Bert, Harry, XXX, Maverick, Mike, Brian, Craig, Berno, Exclusive Video, Carol, Lon, Steve, D.Minion]
10/16/03	Our computer guru and the “fearless leader” reminisce in “Elder, but why, Sir?” In addition to this 1980’s rambling, however, we thoughtfully included 22 photos of Inari Vachs, whose name rhymes with “fox” for good reason. It’s ever an odd day around here … That’s what makes it fun. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Juli Ashton, Becca, Kristal Summers, Dee, Wendy Divine, Cheyenne Silver]
10/15/03	We’ve got stockings, long gloves and 1940’s regalia. We’ve also got glass dildos, daisy chains, and one spectacular return for SEASON TEN of Night Calls. October 1st kicked off the new ride, and D.Minion was there to witness the lovely and talented Juli Ashton fall off of the couch while assuming the position for her birthday spanking. We’re certain it was all part of the plan, and we’re equally certain that various Hollywood types will understand the subtle sentiment that Juli’s putting forth in the picture below with her co-host Tiffany Granath. (Of course you’ll have to be a member to truly appreciate what Juli thinks of these industry nay-sayers, since this picture doesn’t blow up.) Who says women over 30 can’t be on television in Hollywood? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Monique Alexander, Faith Grant, D.Minion]
10/10/03	Today’s Ninn Worx Weekend raises complicated thoughts regarding the nature of time and the variable presence of the Fourth Dimension. It demonstrates the presence of a greater message, perhaps a greater plan. Since it features Anais in Fetish: I Know Your Dreams (due to be released in two weeks to the public), it also probably “raises” an altogether different kind of “presence” too. Trust us, but see for yourself … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Mandy Bright, Ashley Long, Naomi Marcella, Luci Lee, Sharon Wild, Michael Ninn]
10/9/03	Most members probably don’t realize how much work a woman puts into having a web site of her own. That’s probably why most of them end up just letting some company do the work for them, and settle for a miniscule percentage of the “pie” … as it were. Julia Ann reigns as one of the top exceptions to this rule, and since yesterday was her birthday, we thought we’d give her a little traffic present to publicly state how much we admire her continued dedication to her site over the years. The fact that she invited Inari Vachs down to her promotional shoot day didn’t hurt our feelings either, and isn’t this just the perfect sort of present, one that you can share with your friends? If anyone out there wants to donate one of the new H2 Hummers as an office vehicle, we promise to share too. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Inari Vachs] Go see our buddy, and tell her happy birthday!
10/6/03	While many people believe that there are in fact no new things under the sun, we’re figuring technology may finally have diminished some of the accuracy in relatively aged opinions. We’re almost certain, for example, that Shakespeare never anticipated a day where thousands upon thousands of couples could play “Romeo and Juliet” each evening and broadcast the evidence to untold millions of viewers via something as Orwellian as the “World Wide Web.” Fortunately, those grander questions have no bearing on today’s post. We have some new entries into the “Dear Readers Speak” and one amazing man has been so kind as to offer a truly “one-of-a-kind” bonus for members. We can only say here that it involves unique Night Calls memorabilia; well, we could say more, but hasn’t this gone on long enough? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls Yearbook, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Wendy Divine, Georgia Adair, Amber Michaels, Michelle Michaels, Amanda Lexx, Mike]
10/5/03	Half-Time shows are getting all but useless these days, so we thought we’d throw up a quick little diversion. We culled these shots out of the set when putting together our Anais post a couple of days ago, but they seemed interesting enough not to discard. So take a quick look at nine shots capturing a moment in time in the making of Fem: Diva. And look at the bright side: At least the Jets aren’t going to lose today. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn]
10/3/03	This Ninn Worx Weekend has an educational flair, so you might just want to skip it. Of course that would mean that you’d miss what Anais can do in just four minutes, which basically serves most effectively to illustrate the point that life just isn’t fair. Still, after you enjoy “A Window and One Sole” you might not even care. There are many worse places to be other than right here. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn]

September 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/29/03	Carol threatened to kill us if we didn’t get D.Minion’s story about Night Calls, August 27th, 2003 before the new season begins THIS WEDNESDAY (October 1). It’s not so much that we’re afraid of Carol, but rather that we have a trivia question included in the post that even Lon and Bert might have a problem answering. Sometimes, it’s good to be old; most of the time, however, it’s not. We’re going to stop thinking about that now. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton Video, Tiffany Granath Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
9/28/03	We hear tell that some people don’t like football. Of course we’ve heard of the Great Pumpkin and have even seen pictures of Jack-a-lopes, so we don’t really take much stock in old wives’ tales like these. Still, on the off chance that your team is having a really bad day, we thought we’d give you a diversion. We call it “Dee, diddle, diddle” … but this has nothing to do with any nursery rhyme that we ever heard. Although, if teachers looked like Dee, kids would pay a lot more attention. By the way, and everyone repeat after me, “Thank You, Michael.” [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
9/27/03	We hate not to follow through on promises, and we’d like to welcome “autiger” back to the fold, so we’re going ahead with our post of a Photo Shoot Fun Day with Georgia Adair, Inari Vachs, and Kristal Summers. We’re thinking folks won’t mind too much if we interrupt the regularly scheduled Ninn Worx Weekend. Being able to look back on how the girls were when they started has to be one of the greatest benefits of membership here, and D.Minion comes through again. It was a day of PT Cruisers, naps in the sun, and problems with fast food. Girls flitted in; girls flitted out; girls ate out. All in all, just another typical day in paradise — 144 pictures and 2 video clips worth. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
9/25/03	If there’s a face and body combination around that can stop traffic (other than Kristal’s of course), then it belongs to our old friend Julia Ann. It seems fitting therefore that D.Minion chose to chronicle Julia’s exploits in Wicked’s Road Block. Hey, when it comes to Julia, many things seem to be a natural fit. Enjoy. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
9/24/03	Some days you’re feeling just a little blue, and you could really use something to bring a smile to your face. Today, however, does not appear to be one of those days, although Dee happens to be wearing blue — at least for a bit. You’ll have to read the story to see how we came up with the concept, but no matter how you look at these 104 pictures, this is “One Fine Dee” … Hmm. We’ve gone from pink to baby blue with the last couple of posts. We seem to have a pastel theme going on. Wonder if that’s important … Naw. Probably not. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee]
9/20/03	We have kind of a twist this weekend, as these photos didn’t actually come from Michael. We’re putting together promotional material, and we technically got these pictures from Georgia Adair herself. So rather than a simple “Ninn Worx Weekend” we’ve actually got a “Ninn Worx Girl Weekend” — which suits us just fine. In a blatent slam at our British Bud, though, all of these photographs are verticle … We decided to forgive the “real” photographer, however, because, well, they are naked pictures of Georgia after all. So kick back and enjoy “Georgia’s Perfect Pink,” as it were, and then drop by and visit our quiet friend. We’re off to console poor Mav … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair]
9/19/03	We’ve completed the trilogy of stories on Wicked Pictures’ Turning Point, starring our own Kristal Summers, complete with pink wig. (And we’re pretty sure that’s the first time we’ve ever written that sentence, by the way.) What might make this a little more noteworth, however, would be remembering that we first started posting this story in October of 2001. Hey, what can we say? We get a little busy sometimes, and then we forget stuff. We’d probably be really depressed if we could remember all of the stuff we forget, but, well, it’s forgotten, so we’re fine with it …. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane, Kylie Ireland, Sydnee Steele, Nikita Denise, D.Minion]
9/18/03	We don’t see any reason to stop with the “vacation” photos now, and Maverick has been diligently working (while on vacation, oddly enough) to bring you his account. So now the people that didn’t make the Members’ Party this year can read about it; those that did make it can relive the wonderful times, and those that couldn’t care diddly can look forward to tomorrow, when we return with our regularly scheduled nudity. [FEATURED TAGS: Members’ Party, Dee Video, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Steve, Berno, Craig, Lon, Carol, Mike27, Brian33, Newbie, Exclusive Video, Maverick]
9/15/03	Carol and Mav are still in town, as some of you are aware. So we were explaining how much fun it can be to write up long stories for the web site, and go through thousands of pictures and video clips, so that you can weed them down to interesting and usable images. We told them how fascinating and emotionally satisfying an enterprise it can be, and explained that we were sorry that they too couldn’t experience the intellectual rush that accompanies a full-fledged report on an event as spectacular as the 2003 Members’ Party. They decided to tackle the task themselves; we decided to just give you a hint of what’s to come (while walking quickly out of the office). And I thought all that time spent reading Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn was going to be a waste of effort … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Angel Cassidy, Billy Glide, Carol, Craig, Steve, Lon, Maverick, D.Minion]
9/14/03	Well, we’re back from the Members’ Party and Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, and Angel Cassidy are recovering nicely. They should be good as new with only minimal psychotherapy and almost no (required) plastic surgery. We’ll start this way: We owe Maverick an apology: He did in fact spend the entire three days denouncing the demons of shyness. He was a winner! He was a charming and active participant, managing entirely to speak in complete sentences and look above people’s shoelaces, occasionally almost nearing the neck region. I feel like a louse for even thinking he couldn’t accomplish this goal. Mav, I’m sorry: Craig owes you beer. (Rank still has its privileges.) Now, what else did we learn? Well, Carol felt comfortable enough to participate in her first topless photo session and complete multiple rounds with various “Tight Snatches;” SteveD felt comfortable enough in the S60 Volvo, having had his fill of the “maxi-van,” and Lon still knows everything, managing all the while to make us feel as though we’re not total losers for failing to accomplish the same feat. Mike33 and Brian27 have now evolved into “Jake” and “Elwood” (more of this to follow for sure), with Newbie undergoing a metamorphosis into an amazingly positive “Dr. Yes.” (He was, in honesty, both shaken and stirred, and it’s really too bad about all the darkness and cold in his future. At least he doesn’t have to witness a Republican President’s re-election campaign.) As it turns out, impeccable authority tells us that Bert has the best hands with Latex in the Western United States; Berno can no longer look forward to his own gubernatorial run, and Craigs01 plans on recovering from his stint on the king-sized bed with the five naked and cuddly aforementioned ladies by beginning regular breathing again soon. Oh, and XXX, a confident and clever new friend, also happens to know the complete lyrics to Gloria Gaynor’s I Will Survive. We’re not completely sure what all of this means, save for the fact that everyone that didn’t attend the Members’ Party didn’t get to meet “Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, and Angel Cassidy” — or understand much of what we just said — and it seems a darn shame, really … To paraphrase a master (or two) … And THAT was something completely different. Finally, thank you all. Without you, it would have been neither possible nor necessary, and it’s good to create your own paths — even the “Dead End” ones. Oh, and by the way, Mr. Maverick, next year blushing counts. [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Dee, Tatiana, Jana Cova, Nikki Blonde, Mandy Bright, Olivia Del Rio, Chloe Dior, Veronika, Faith Grant, Shayla LaVeaux, Vanessa Virgen, Ashley Long, Wanda Curtis, Nikita Denise, Alexis Amore, Carolyn Monroe, Michelle Michaels, Britney Diamond, Charlie, Michael Ninn]
9/10/03	Who’s peeking out from under the stairway? Well, it’s not our Wendy, because her new house is actually a ranch style abode. On the plus side she continues her penchant for happiness and nudity, and she’s ever so excited to be, well, nude, with fortunate party goers this weekend. So check out her “old” red look, and look forward to her “new” blonde look, and generally just be happy to be out of the “Stormy Eyes” in a Home is now a House. Oh, and since we’ve got free slave labor in town, Mav put together a video clip of LA Erotica, 2003, which you can all peruse, assuming you’ve got a sufficient connection. Isn’t that just like Life: It’s all about the sufficent connection … (which Tinker calls Grants and Jacksons). [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, D.Minion]
9/9/03	About a month ago, we showed you some pictures of Dee cavorting around D.Minion’s abode, and today we’re offering up the “artsy” shots in a blatent attempt to avoid “really stinky space fillers,” which you’ll understand if you bother to read Brother John today. Poets have compared a cello to a woman’s body; we don’t know about that completely, the women in our lives being rather thinner as a rule, but we do know that “Dee’s a Jolly Good Cello” … (Sorry about that, but it’s better than just saying “We’re really sorry your team sucked over the weekend XXX, and here are some pictures of Dee to help you forget your national humiliation.” See? We try to be nice and not even mention how truly horrible the Dolphins played this past weekend. It would be rude to rub salt in the gaping wound caused by losing on opening day to a team only in its second year of existence, so we’re not going to do it. We’re just going to gloss right over that atrocity, and get on with beautiful naked Dee. Good thing we’re such nice folks around here, huh?) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion]
9/7/03	Well, we made it, although we must confess to resorting to catching “cat-naps” whenever we could over the past six days. Big Michael Ninn movies are exactly that: BIG. It’s been several years since we’ve seen Michael attempt a project like Anais’ Garden of Shadows, and we’ve decided that if he does them more often, well, we’re going to have to kill him. That said, come awards time next year (The movie will release too late for consideration at the 2004 AVN Awards show.) we will have probably forgotten about all of our aches, pains, and general physical anguish. Not only that, but we’ll still be able to look at this week’s gift from Michael, a Ninn Worx Weekend (technically) from Innocence: Pure Pink. We should go on record as not really minding catching cat-naps on porn sets anyway; it’s all about the pussy, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Danni, Taylor Rain, Kitty, Amber Rayne, Monique Alexander, Michael Ninn]
9/1/03	Message Board regulars know that we’re about to start the Adult Industry equivalent of Purgatory. Michael is combining a shoot for two movies, both of them starring Ninn Worx contract players. Consequently, we’re preparing for the worst. It’ll be a hot, dusty, bug-infested, exhaustion-inducing week. We hope we survive. Being the kind souls that we are, we put together the usual epic that results when D.Minion covers one of our contract ladies on a big movie shoot, and we’re posting it all at once. So feel free to take your time with Fetish: I Know Your Dreams — the advance look. There are many, many words here, accompanied by many, many pictures. There is humor, honesty, and fun, as well as insider secrets, and even a lesson or two if you pay close attention. Should we not survive this week, it will be a fitting Requiem … and Mav will be really bored next week. You, however, will not have to suffer through the walking pig. Maybe Justice exists after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

June 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/30/03	We’re taking a moment to publicly apologize to SteveD today. We’re sorry we ever had the unkind attitude that called your picture taking skills into question. We’re very sorry, in fact, and we’ll never do it again. Today we have the “Mini-Minion” report on Erotica LA, and Mav managed to include 135 photographs to illustrate it. Some were in focus. Some even had people in them. However, ALL of them were horizontal. We’ve never seen anything like it. It’s amazing. So, SteveD, we’re sorry. We’ll never cast aspersions on your photograhic integrity again … probably … we think … possibly. (Hey, it could happen.) Still, all in all, Maverick puts on a jolly good show, limited perspective aside! [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica Los Angeles, Anais, Dee, Sydnee Steele, Devinn Lane, Inari Vachs, Maverick]
6/27/03	Looking back a week (which sadly remains about the limit of our retrospect at this advanced age) we seem to recall that our supposed friend Maverick interrupted a Ninn Worx Weekend for a __________ Singing Dog. You can insert your own adjective. Since turn about is supposed to be fair play, and, honestly, since he’s not here to defend himself, we’re interrupting Mav’s account of Erotica LA, for (you guessed it) a Ninn Worx Weekend. Oddly enough, the crux of this posting focuses on the males in the XXX business. Maybe we need a vacation … [FEATURED TAGS: August, Michael Ninn]
6/26/03	In a remarkably timely fashion we’ve managed to put up D.Minion’s account of Day One of Erotica LA from just last weekend. We chose to remark upon that, so that we might further remark that under no circumstances should you get used to this kind of efficiency around here. Now we have to go through Mav’s “substitute” accounts from Days Two and Three. We’ve briefly looked at it, and we thought of all sorts of other remarks too. Best just enjoy this one for now … [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica Los Angeles, Dee, Monique Alexander, Anais, Jessica Drake, Nikita Denise, Inari Vachs, Fujiko Kano, Briana Banks, Tera Patrick, D.Minion]
6/24/03	You know, as a photographer, SteveD is a great writer, and a hell of a nice guy. On the plus side, however, his model happened to be Kristal Summers on this day, who happens to know a bit about being naked in front of a camera. In one of our more convoluted posts we give you a sobering moment from the next in Dear Readers Speak with Brother John — and a drooling moment with Kristal posing naked for a visiting member (probably NOT the kind you’re thinking of). We haven’t learned much from this besides if you have to be sober and drooling, it’s good to have Kristal to blame for it. This seems to be enough of a lesson for today … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Steve]
6/21/03	You didn’t think we were just going to leave you for an entire weekend with just a singing dog for company, did you? Does that sound like the kind of thing we would do? OK, it does, but this time we didn’t. If true genius lies in the interpretation of communal media, we have yet more evidence of Mr. Ninn’s true genius. He can look at the same thing we all do, but he just sees it in a different way. Case in point, his promotional debut of Anais. When you take a look at it, you’ll see what we mean, and you’ll likely wonder at Michael’s vision. Oh, and in case you were curious, Maverick’s recovering quite nicely from his injuries sustained while walking into stationary vehicles … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
6/20/03	We interrupt the regularly scheduled Ninn Worx Weekend to tell you that the truly unthinkable has in fact occurred. It was raining in Los Angeles in late June. Guess who’s still in town … Point in fact, and in penance probably, our buddy Maverick’s gone and given us all another gift, though. The inspiration went as follows: We returned home from a convivial mid-day meal with the incomparable Michael Ninn. Fascinating conversation flowed as Michael and Maverick dazzled each other with the depths of their personal philosophies. They talked of Kafka and Camus, of Aristotle and Aerosmith. (It was truly strange.) Then we pulled into the driveway and noticed we had a guest at our home. When we told Mav that this was Kristal Summers’ new car, he caught his breath, blushed, and promptly walked into the vehicle we had just parked. Ah, love … Then he made this for y’all. It could be he hit that truck a little harder than we originally thought. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Exclusive Video, Maverick]
6/18/03	News Flash!! D.Minion has noticed that Night Calls can be a little surreal. We don’t know what first clued her in, but as the thumbnail below shows, we’re thinking she might be onto something. Night Calls, June 4, 2003 certainly fit that bill. We’re thinking we could even surpass Kafka and move right on to Faulkner with this episode. Call it “stream of consciousness” television … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]
6/17/03	Maverick’s been a busy little beaver, well, hampster, during his visit here, and he’s now created some really groovy new screen savers for everyone. We have noticed a trend. The new plan around the office is to just threaten manual labor as a diversion, and the bright young chap will come up with all sorts of things to keep him busy and make the site better. The leaders of the Revolutionary War should have known about this trick. It would have been way easier to just threaten to make them dig a pond if they didn’t go home or at least find something useful to do. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Anais]
6/16/03	The beauty of the editorial section of the newspaper is that you don’t have to read it, and besides you probably don’t agree with any of the people in that section anyway. We have a rare editorial for you today entitled “Somebody’s Daughter” and we suggest you take the same tack here. You do have the benefit here of being able to see Kristal Summers in her first hard core boy/girl action, helped along with Inari Vachs. You also have the benefit of seeing how Anais managed to struggle through a couple of modeling sessions on her first days on a XXX shoot. You do not have the benefit, as with regular editorials, however, of using it to light fires or perhaps pick up dog poop. Sorry. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Anais, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]
6/13/03	Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank. This of course proves conclusively that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too. It’s Friday the 13th, and so we thought we’d open with a really scary pun. You know, that’s just the way we are. In a manner of seeking forgiveness, however, we have yet another Ninn Worx Weekend, with yet another exotic new starlette. Check out Loni, from Innocence: Candy Girl and try to forgive us our tresspasses … [FEATURED TAGS: Loni, Michael Ninn]
6/11/03	Wow. The final entry of the Risqué Mini-Series: Becoming Georgia Adair is a mere pittance. You’ll probably hardly even notice the 125 pictures and three video clips. You’re probably so used to this story that you don’t even want to see Georgia’s scene with Eric Masterson; you don’t even want to bother looking at more pictures of Dee, naked and frolicking. Wait! That’s the office staff … Members will probably think this just a dandy way to spend some time. So enjoy, and blame Maverick for the bad puns; we’ll take credit for the good ones. Have we noticed a theme emerging? [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Devon Michaels, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
6/10/03	Well, Maverick’s in town, and as you guessed we haven’t seen the sun in Los Angeles for two days. To make matters worse, he had the audacity to complain (during his last visit) about the truly wonderful and fun slide show that Craig put together for us. That particular fascinating escapade we finished coding before the sun even set on Day One. Maverick, our good friend, brought us an entire new section of downloadable wallpapers, featuring all of our favorite women. We technically made it a “today” post, but this is another of those that only count in you live on the West Coast or in Hawaii. All of you can enjoy these new toys. As for Mav, when he wakes up, we’re going to kill him. It’ll be sad. We’ll cry … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Kristal Summers, Dee, Georgia Adair, Inari Vachs, Juli Ashton, TJ Hart, Wendy Divine, Maverick]
6/9/03	Because we’re quite certain that all of our Members are fans of Victorian Literature, we’ve begun a new section for the site called “Dear Readers Speak.” (Actually, we had to call it something, and that seemed quick.) It’s basically just going to be a place where we can post interesting stories about, well, whatever. Every once in awhile we get some fascinating emails in, and now we have a place (given permission) to post them. We open with a little personal history regarding a woman from porn’s past named K.C. Williams. If you need to open, it’s good to open with beauty. Our thanks to “Brother John.” [FEATURED TAGS: K.C. Williams]
6/6/03	After a brief hiatus, necessitated by bludgeoning workload of the most recent Becoming Georgia Adair installment, the Ninn Worx Weekend returns. We wondered what to say about the beautiful, and quite limber, star of Euroglam 2: Budapest. Then we thought it would be easier just to show you the pictures. When in doubt, we usually take the easy way. This explains why we’re in doubt as often as we are, actually, but that’s really beside the point. The point here remains the pretty people making porn. Point taken? [FEATURED TAGS: Nikki Blond, Wanda Curtis, Veronika, Michael Ninn]
6/4/03	If talk about “beaver sounds,” naked cake play, and topless basketball (again) don’t inspire you to read D.Minion’s account of Night Calls, May 21, 2003, then maybe this quote will give you pause: “All went well until Juli tore Tiff’s dick off!” That pretty much sums it up. Enjoy the wackiness … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Harley Davis, Aurora Snow, D.Minion]
6/3/03	Julia Ann’s got a very special day coming up soon, and we were looking through the literally volumes of pictures we have of her to put together a gift of sorts. We can’t say too much here, because she could obviously just read it and spoil the surprise, but we can say that we found a wonderful shot from last summer’s “Night of the Stars,” and we realized that y’all hadn’t seen them yet. So today you can. Besides Julia Ann, there might be a few more lovely ladies you recognize. [FEATURED TAGS: Night of The Stars, Georgia Adair, Dee, Devinn Lane, Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux, Julia Ann, Stephanie Swift, Sydnee Steele, Kitten, D.Minion]
6/2/03	After burying you with pictures last time, we’re only subjecting you to nine today. However, we are giving you pithy insight into what really gets D.Minion’s Dander up. Come to think about it, we should try to come up with more merchandise for the catalogue called D.Minion’s Dander: It’s bound to be a big hit. Until then, content yourself to read about fame, fortune, attitude, a long day, Dee, and some guy that picked “Snoop Dogg” as a name. And I thought “Lucky” was silly … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Holly Hollywood, Mia Smiles, Ice LaFox, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

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