Filed Under: Shayla LaVeaux

Closeting Shayla LaVeaux

In Closet and Personal by eno_erif There’s an entire story about Shayla performing a toy solo on a bed that I’m being forced to skip over, so … let’s head over to the closet set! [Oh, that’s not true. He was perfectly free to jump ahead and write about that sort of kinky experience. We […]
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Underneath the AEE 2014

AEE 2014 — Gibby’s Prep by Uncle Gibby It is truly a liberating experience leaving Wisconsin in mid-Winter for the warmer confines of Las Vegas and the annual Adult Entertainment Expo. [Not to put too fine of a point on it, but it seems like it would be a “truly liberating experience” leaving Wisconsin at […]
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Obsequious Adult Behavior

Highs & Lows in Wandering the AEE 2014

Starring Shayla LaVeaux & Uncle Gibby’s Head

We find a point of explanation in order before sending you off to observe today’s video clips. To be perhaps slightly irreverent as it concerns the porn deities, we will admit that after 20 years of covering an event, it can begin to seem a little stale. Sure the women change every year, but particularly since the economy passed purgatory on its way to wherever it actually bottomed out, the Adult Entertainment Expo has become less “extravaganza” and a lot more “trade show” in its orientation. No longer will you see companies pouring hundreds of thousands of dollars into spectacular displays meant more to show off to each other rather than actually sell more product to the fan attendees.

Crash the demand end of an economic equation, and those supply decisions become a lot more significant. For an industry used to surviving with a never-ending supply of Sharpies, owners suddenly had to start sharpening actual pencils. Showing off publicly to the competition morphed into the time-honored American tradition of showing off privately to the competition — with cars driven and vacations taken.

So there you have it — the sum-total of industry coverage necessary for at least the better part of the past decade. Throw in the newest selection of scantily-clad attention-seekers, and what else can you do? Well, around here we live by simple mottos, one of which happens to be: If you don’t know for sure what to do, throw some new equipment at the problem. Enter the GoPro — an itty-bitty video camera controlled by a smart phone app, the way all true Geeks celebrate.

Shayla Perspectives on The Obsequious

Now wandering through the hordes — “The Great Unwashed” as D.Minion affectionately refers to them — can be a daunting experience, particularly should you be of slight stature, like Shayla LaVeaux, for example. On the other hand, should you be a giant of a person, not only do the pressing masses not affect you, but it becomes remarkably easy to find you across a crowded room. We love Uncle Gibby, who happens to be one of these more rare giant-type people, and being dear friends, naturally we wanted to abuse him by making him look as ridiculous as possible while wandering around in public. Being the dedicated young man he happens to be, Gibby approved of the experiment.

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May 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/29/14

In all probability Jassie will not be appearing out of the blue to give you a blow job today. She probably won’t appear out of the aquamarine or fuchsia either, so you might need a different coloring book all the way around. On the other hand, if one hangs with Jassie, one can never be quite sure what may happen. She’s an exceptional lass, that Jassie. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Jassie Video, Lorraine Sisco, Michael Ninn]

Thinly Veiled Jassie
5/26/14

Happy Birthday to Kylie, both sexy and wily. When she strips down naked, it makes us all smiley. … OK. So it’s not exactly The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, but you have to agree that it’s a lot easier to read. Also, despite his literary prowess, Mr. Coleridge never had lesbian sex with Ashlyn Rae. Well, you know, he was a dude. … Kylie wins again! [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Ashlyn Rae Video]

Kylie Ireland and Her Birthday Gift Ashlyn Rae
5/23/14

Few people on the planet understand network television as well as our own D.Minion. This seems odd to us, because as a rule people do not tend to study things whose primary function seems to be one of causing irritation. Of course weave in the captivating beam of London Keyes, and even the ChickaDees cannot stay sad. Put London in a school uniform, and … well … we just give them all some private time. But we share … [STAR TAGS: London Keyes Video]

London Keyes
5/20/14

An ever-vigilant and thoughtful new member pointed out four missing large images in a post from clear back in 2006. Granted, Heather Vuur does not show any signs of ever becoming “old news” or anything — particularly around here — but we did want to show our appreciation for the effort taken to write in and point out the errors (quite politely, we should add). Obviously we could have simply fixed the four links on the photos, which we did — to cover ourselves whenever someone else goes back there — but then we got to thinking. … OK. So sometimes that can be scary, but sometimes it can also result is wonderful new larger renditions of the photos, along with typically stunning video of Jassie, Brooke, AND Heather Vuur this time. Fans pay attention. Everybody wins! [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Jassie Video, Brooke Banner Video, Michael Ninn]

Appreciating Heather Vuur
5/18/14

Despite a significant amount of technical prowess in these offices, we have as yet been unable to figure out how to use Parental Lock to keep the DVR from filling up with unwatched episodes of “Too Cute” on Animal Planet. Of course D.Minion has her own ways … as some of learned painfully this week. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Chayse Manhattan Video, Misty Rain Video, Leena Video, Faye Taylor Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Cytherea
5/12/14

Have you ever wondered why all the beautiful women do all the difficult — notice how we avoided the overly simple pun hard at this point — work around here? Well, it turns out D.Minion remains fairly sure that an overwhelming desire to please her pretty much explains it all. Would that this were only true, we would never again have to ask For Whom the Belles Toil. … (Yeah, that hurt just writing it down. … Sometimes we have no control. You should know that about us. … ) [STAR TAGS: Justine Joli Video, Georgia Adair Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland, Angel Cassidy, Wanda Curtis, Anais, Charlie Lane, Jana Cova, Audrey Hollander, Michael Ninn]

Justine Joli
5/9/14

Everyone arrived at work today in a wonderful mood. Having each received text messages last evening, it seems we now all have a new favorite Green Bay Packer we have affectionately nicknamed “Monica” — according to our leader. After all, what else does the name “Ha Ha Clinton-Dix” make you think of? … And this strange view of the world pretty much explains all of our Adult Behavior perspectives today. … You learn to adapt; what can we say? [STAR TAGS: AEE 2014 Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux]

Shayla LaVeaux and Her New POV Device
5/5/14

Many, many people will be celebrating Cinco de Mayo today, although according to a new report we heard, apparently the holiday tends to be a lot more popular than in America than in Mexico. If we had paid more attention we might have learned why that happens to be, but we can just take it on faith. It was on the television news. It has to be true. … All of that said, not many people will be celebrating Cinco de Mayo the way we chose to this year — with Mika Tan. Hey, we’ll drink cerveza and ruminate upon Mika. Sounds like a plan. … [STAR TAGS: Mika Tan Video, Lorraine Sisco]

Technically Not a Cerveza Dispenser
5/2/14

Sometimes you meet someone, and the chemistry between the two of you almost feels electric. OK, so most of the time one of you feels attracted while the other feels repulsed, but magnetic fields can be sort of like electricity, so that should count for something. Still, should you find yourself on the “rejected” end of one of these interpersonal dynamics, do not despair. While sadness tends to be depressing, mirth can be quite fun. [STAR TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Carli Banks Video, Alexis Love Video, Tiffany Sweet Video, Renee Perez, Lena Nicole, Michael Ninn]

Jana Jordan