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September 2009 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/30/09	You don’t often get the chance to hear how a woman that has made porn her chosen career for a very long time ever wound up at that decision in the first place. Hey, how many porn stars do most people run into around the office, after all? Well, in our final summer tribute to Wendy Divine (or Maya Divine; we’ll pay tribute to pretty much whatever name she’s using, truth be told.) we let everyone in on her story. As the warm days of the year begin to peter out for most of the country, Wendy just seemed like a wonderful focus to us. After all, if you’ve got your peter out anyway, Wendy’s a darned good thing to think about it seems. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]
9/27/09	After giving it an admittedly brief period of discussion, between all of the people in the office, we decided that we have met people with the names of every month of the year except October and November. Maybe that means that parent have a thinly-veiled prejudice against early Fall, but we never really got a chance to consider that much, as the conversation quickly transcended into a raucous enjoyment of the names of celebrities’ children. Rather than bore you with our mundane conclusions, although the elder among us do find it still difficult to top “Dweezil” and “Moon Unit” by the way, we should probably just send you on your way with August — she of the august impression. [FEATURED TAGS: August, Exclusive Video]
9/23/09	Did you know that “solipsistic” means “the theory that only the self exists, or can be proved to exist” (this according to dictionary.com)? Now we’re not at all sure what this means in the context of our little web blog, but we can tell you that having learned this word now we can save you the trouble of reading a rather lengthy and dull British mystery novel, so that’s a bonus. (And rather than simply give you the name of said book, we thought it best to advise you to avoid all British mystery novels written in the last 20 years, just to be safe.) And while we couldn’t find the technical antonym to solipsistic, we can tell you with confidence that the conclusion of Wendy’s diary of her time at Hedonism III in Jamaica would certainly fall into the non-solipsistic category, wherever the existential-minded might find that. For our part, we feel that the best thing about philosophy in general has to be that one can simply disagree in principle without ever really needing to substantively controvert any assumed facts, because that defines a philosophy, after all. … Fortunately, that will be the extent of deep thinking you’ll find evidence of today, unless many, many pictures of Wendy, Inari, and Becca create them for you. That could happen, theoretically. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Becca, Inari Vachs, Dee]
9/22/09	We’ve heard “’tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved before” of course, although having lost a love or two over the years, we can’t really remember this sappy little saying every making us feel much better at the time. Even in the decidedly less romantic environment of adult entertainment, it’s always really sad when you lose your first girl, a lesson Dear Maverick laments today. To his credit, however, Mav seems to have been able to steadfastly muddle forth, unlike D.Minion, who always lapses into vast chasms of despondency whenever one of the risqué ladies moves along to other paths. “They’re all the ‘first girl’ in some respect,” DM explains. “Yeah, but now we have another major headache we don’t have to worry about,” we generally counter, “Don’t let that pesky silver lining get in the way of your cloud or anything.” … D.Minion sometimes doesn’t think we’re funny, by the way. Perhaps it would be best just renew our acquaintance with Isabella. That seems safer. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Isabella Kay]
9/20/09	Although certainly valuable in theory, too much absorption in retrospect can lead fairly quickly to a rather maudlin view of current conditions if we forget to take some care with our memories. On the other hand, that particular philosophy doesn’t seem to apply if you’ve spent that last 20 years hanging out with porn stars. Also, illustrating our point works extremely well when we have the assistance of jessica drake. Basically, we think everything pretty much works better when one has the assistance of jessica drake, just so you know. [FEATURED TAGS: Jessica Drake]
9/16/09	Emails from our friends can give a fairly accurate insight into the strange sort of life we lead. Yesterday we learned, for example, that, “According to the Jewish calendar, the year is 5769. According to the Chinese calendar, the year is 4706. This means that the Jews went without Chinese food for 1,063 years. This period was known as the Dark Ages.” And today we get to try and empathize with Wendy about the brutal schedule for a professional model on a tropical island. Somehow the lack of Chinese food seems worse. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Dee, Becca, Juli Ashton, Cheyenne Silver, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs]
9/14/09	You’ll need to provide your own vintage Dr. Pepper theme music here: I love porno. He loves porno. She loves porno. Wouldn’t you like to love some porno too? … Now if this seems like a strange way to introduce a post, even for us, then at least you’ve noticed enough to put yourself in a proper frame of mind as we attempt to follow D.Minion visiting both Adult and Horror conventions on the same day. Los Angeles provides nothing if not a bizarre sense of juxtaposition. We love that about living here. [FEATURED TAGS: Adultcon 2008, Lori Lust, Syren, Cherokee, Alexis Love, Tory Lane]
9/13/09	Everyone should be celebrating the first full lineup of NFL games, but on the off chance that your team happens to show all the indications of really sucking this year, you might need a slight heart-calming diversion, which we felt obligated to provide. It may give you something else to think about too, which could well continue our philanthropic efforts towards gridiron diversion — never a bad thing. Does anyone else from Denver out there remember guys named Don Horn and Steve Ramsey? [FEATURED TAGS: Red Velvet, Kelli Garner, Henry Thomas]
9/11/09	Fortunately in life we tend to have many more memories bringing thoughts of celebration than we have that precipitate mourning. Many times, however, the latter can heighten appreciation for the former. We will not forget … [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]
9/9/09	Humping around Jamaica with Wendy continues this month, and we know you’ve all been just desperate with anticipation. As Divine as Wendy happens to be, though, (along naturally with Dee, Kristal Summers, Juli Ashton, Inari Vachs, Becca, and Cheyenne Silver) we’d be slothful were we not to encourage a close examination of Dolphin Daring and the serene satisfaction of the unsaturated photographic soliloquy Wendy provides today as well. And it would be wrong to include dolphins and sloths in the same event, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Juli Ashton, Dee, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Becca, Cheyenne Silver]
9/6/09	Let’s say you had a choice between an all-expense paid vacation in Europe and you could visit Maverick in London … or you could go to Paris with Devinn Lane, Inari Vachs, and Dee. Can you think of a word that means a small enough amount of time required to make your decision? Well, such a word probably exists, but with said Risqué Women finally getting to what they laughingly call “work” who really cares about a great vocabulary anyway? [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Inari Vachs, Devinn Lane, Dee Video, Inari Vachs Video]
9/2/09	It’s Wendy on Wednesdays for the month of … September. (Hey we like alliteration, but they didn’t make a month that starts with a “W” you know. Whatever were they thinking, right?) People are going back to school, so now we get to crank out all of our really good reasons to appreciate that, as adults finally get some quiet time. Wednesdays also work well for another reason, what with it being traditional “Hump Day” and all. If you’re going to be thinking about humping anyway, Wendy sure fits right in with that. Divine, isn’t it? [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Kristal Summers, Dee, Inari Vachs]

Stars:Alexis Love| August| Becca| Cherokee| Cheyenne Silver| Dee| Devinn Lane| Inari Vachs| Isabella Kay| Jessica Drake| Juli Ashton| Kristal Summers| Lori Lust| Syren| Tory Lane| Wendy Divine

Year:2009

Month:September

March 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/31/05	Kristal creates some Hard Evidence today, as it were, as we have an unusual story with a lot more words than pictures. Still, sometimes that’s how life turns out, and quite honestly it doesn’t take very many pictures of Kristal Summers to reach awe-inspiring status, truth be told. So we tell a few truths; we look at Kristal not meaning to show off, and we thankfully don’t have to warn people about many, many pictures of food establishments and restaurant menus. We March on … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]
3/28/05	A lot of times on a porn site you wouldn’t follow “We found our motel” with the concluding part of the sentence today, “and headed off to the Helium monument.” Right? Well “A long time ago …” (Someone should really write a book with that beginning.) D.Minion met Dee in Amarillo, Texas, and then they travelled across the Great American Desert to get to Los Angeles. At least the “Bonus” section has some interesting interaction, but, basically, this post can be summed up if we tell you what this thumbnail says. “You can’t run with the big dogs if you pee like a puppy.” We have a very odd office. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Isabella, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
3/26/05	For some reason people get really afraid of daring punctuation. Maybe primary school English teachers sign some secret oath that mandates that they frighten all young students against anything that isn’t a period or a question mark. Teachers that teach the advancing students can then introduce the comma to the budding minds, but after that the door slams shut …. See? Whatever happened to the good ol’ ellipse? What’s wrong with ALL CAPS to stress a point? And God forbid, on this Easter weekend, that a parenthetical comment ever rear its confusing head. (If you don’t know what that means, you should just skip to the 180 pictures from Ninn Worx’ Pussy Kat now, by the way.) Well, today we flunk English 101. Hopefully we’ll have to stay after school, and hopefully the teacher will be wearing one of those really short skirts … (See what a GOOD ellipse can accomplish?) [FEATURED TAGS: Brittney Skye, Katsumi, Mia Smiles, Penny Flame, Tiffany Hopkins, Michael Ninn]
3/24/05	As it turns out we’ve fallen behind on the Night Calls stories and D.Minion goes a little Kindergarten Teacher on us when that happens. Remember the crossed arms and the tapping foot pose? Well, even though we’ve lived on this planet for more than four DECADES, that particular stance still stikes fear into our very soul. Being the regular manly men that we are, though, we immediately rolled over so D.Minion could scratch our cowardly bellies. And then we posted the next Night Calls story as though nothing ever went astray. The one thing about men is that at least we’re predictable … (Artistic men like Michael Ninn that want entire sites redesigned are even worse than kindergarten teachers, by the way. Free stuff from Sire Ninn very soon ….) [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Charmane Star, D.Minion]
3/18/05	We’re celebrating members this weekend with some typical zaniness and some Maverick explanation. Hey, if you can’t help your friends out, how are you going to know how to treat your enemies? So have a little fun, check out Mav’s new free site, and rest up. We’ve got another D.Minion epic on tap for next week. My fingers hurt already … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Georgia Adair, Maverick]
3/17/05	Top o’ the mornin’ to ya! ‘Tis a fine day for all lads named Lucky on this most special of annual occasions. We were going to send everyone corned beef and cabbage, along with a case of green beer, but then we did the math, and D.Minion said we couldn’t. Dang. We are, however, offering a fine consolation prize with Juli Ashton and Dee, so we’re thinking you won’t mind making your own dinner. The excellent copywriters around here even came up with a very clever title. We call it Juli, Juli, Juli … [FEATURED TAGS: Lola, Juli Ashton, Dee, May]
3/13/05	Since summer seems to be around the corner, we thought it appropriate to make it a completely “Summers” weekend, although you’ll have had to be a member for quite awhile to recognize that particular reference. If you miss it, no matter, as we’re certain you can recognize the latest entry from CafeAnais without any site research at all. Some things are just extremely self-explanatory … Anais would be one of those things. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
3/12/05	I’d forgotten how much I miss sharing a house with Kristal Summers. Even when she’s just helping around the kitchen, Kristal doesn’t mind putting forth that little extra effort to help set the table. Now you can see why it was very important to put the plates on a very high shelf. Also, you can probably see how environmentally conscious Kristal is, as she tries hard to avoid doing laundry too often, just for the benefit of the planet, of course. That Kristal … Now if Greenpeace had more spokesmodels like Kristal … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]
3/8/05	You know, one of the hard things about writing is that very often things need to rhyme to flow smoothly off of the tongue, or brain, or whatever. So I’m trying to recount my adventures when I should have been at home watching the dogs and D.Minion’s parents, but instead I find myself (and my bummed-up leg) on a porn set observing the creation of a movie called Purple Skye … Yes. Truth is stranger than fiction. So, anyway, I have now found myself trying to think of a rhyme for “purple” … um … which ranks right up there with “orange” … Then I remarkably decide to just “show dem da money” — at which point all rhymes become superfluous. I really edit much better than I write, but at least we won’t have that “Clown Porn” picture haunting us at the top of the page anymore. One should give thanks for small favors. [FEATURED TAGS: Brittney Skye, Amy Ried, Terri Summers, Dillan Lauren, Holly Morgan, Jenaveve Joli]
3/1/05	Sorry for the little hiccups of late. We’ve been deep in negotiations (and modifications) for Mr. Ninn, and, well gee, sometimes time flies even when you’re not having loads of fun. At any rate, we did decide that we should try to posts our FINAL (we promise) report on the AEE, at least before it was time for the next one. So, bowing to the requests of too many emails, today you get D.Minion’s take on the Convention. It seems she’s getting jaded too. Or maybe she just doesn’t like being the “go-to girl” at these things. Alas. If you’re going to accept that sometimes life sucks, it makes perfect sense to hang around porn stars all of the time. Speaking of that, we’re off to the set to cover Ninn Worx again. (Didn’t we just do this trip?) See you in a week or so. We’ll bring you presents. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN AWards, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Georgia Adair, Kristal Summers, Dee, Inari Vachs, Shayla LaVeaux, Kylie Ireland, Chasey Lain, Janine, Syren, Brittany Andrews, Katie Morgan, Monique Alexander, Mia Smiles, Jessica Drake, Sunset Thomas, Justine Joli, Lon, Maverick, D.Minion]

November 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/27/04	Since Lucky is busy resting his busted knee, he’s making me do New Stuff. Not a problem, especially with such a great post! Not only do we have sexy classic stars like Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Vicca, Nikita, and Nici Sterling in VCA’s Vortex, but we also have very new, very hot porn star Paola Rey in Becoming Georgia Adair: Chapter III. Life is good. Cheers! DM 🙂 [Yeah, yeah, yeah … yada, yada, yada … (When did that become part of the vernacular, by the way?)] [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Nikita, Vicca, Rayveness, Nici Sterling, Melanie Stone, Syren, Johnni Black, Paola Rey Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
11/26/04	It seems we’re groaning back into the web business today, albeit via a rather slow entrance. You can look at some fairly gruesome pictures of the results of major knee surgery in “Alive, but not really kicking,” or you can just look at Jana Cova relaxing herself poolside in Faith: In the Garden of Shadows, Book Two. It doesn’t take much intellect to figure out which one of these might be the most fun, but let’s just say both are inifinitely preferable to coming to the realization of just how effectively the world can go on in our absence. That really sucks. We’re going to go lie down with Akasha now … [FEATURED TAGS: Jana Cova Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
11/10/04	Lucky fell down and broke his knee. He can be such a dork! He’ll be back soon assuming he can stay upright and not break anything else. In the meantime, I have some pictures from Becoming Georgia Adair: Chapter 3, which ought to keep you occupied while Lucky is recuperating. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Harmony, Paola Rey, Sue Diamond, Marlena, Victoria Sin, Michael Ninn]
11/3/04	The election was yesterday, and although it may not technically be “over” yet, the fat lady’s certainly warming up in the on-deck circle. Regardless of how you feel about the results of the contest this time around, at least we now have a President that a majority of the American people voted for, and that’s got to count for something. [If Kerry hasn’t conceded yet, he’ll do so soon. He’s a lot of things, but stupid isn’t among them.] So rather than bore everyone with political commentary, of which we’ve had a plethora of late, we decided to focus on the next election and offer a suggestion of Juli Ashton for President. Hey, it’s good to be involved in the political process … and, besides, it’s a good excuse to look at some very early pictures of the esteemed Ms. Ashton. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Taren Steele]

Stars:Exclusive Video| Georgia Adair| Harmony| Jana Cova| Johnni Black| Juli Ashton| Marlena| Melanie Stone| Michael Ninn| Nici Sterling| Nikita| Paola Rey| Paola Rey Video| Rayveness| Shayla LaVeaux| Sue Diamond| Syren| Taren Steele| Vicca| Victoria Sin

Year:2004

September 2001 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/29/01	Never one to miss a chance to spend time with the voluptuous Devinn Lane, Deb attends a live chat and streaming video event with the Wicked contract star! This chat session had a particularly interesting theme. Read all about it in Deb’s entry called “Devinn Talks Dirty.” [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane]
9/22/01	Dee just signed an exclusive endorsement deal with Topco Sales, one of the top manufactures of adult “novelties,” and we’re very happy for her. D.Minion happens to have been on set recently with Dee and Kristal Summers, and she was happy for herself. D.Minion also happens to have taken 70 pictures, in various poses of reflection, of our good friends Dee and Kristal, and that makes us happiest for our members. We’re all about sharing you know … Enjoy No Man’s Land: Interracial Edition 6 and D.Minion’s reflections. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers, Kitten, Sky Taylor, D.Minion]
9/19/01	Wendy must be butter, ’cause she’s on a roll! Here are more pictures from the amazing Ms. Divine! These were taken on a movie set and the producers had the foresight to dress Wendy in an outfit that suits her perfectly. Wendy calls these pix “Victorian.” [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]
9/18/01	Wendy Divine has given us so much content for her site, I can’t keep up! I’ll just keep posting all of these sexy photos and she’ll keep sending them to us. She calls this set “Kinky.” Your job is to keep looking at them. Tough job! [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]
9/12/01	It seems odd posting today, in light of the terrorist destruction of the World Trade Center, but sex remains the celebration of life, and D.Minion celebrates with Inari Vachs, and Secrets of the Heart. While our thoughts and prayers are with the victims and their families, our hearts are with our members and the Adult Diary family. We shall overcome, and all … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Ava Vincent, Charlene Aspen, D.Minion]
9/8/01	Deb writes about one of her favorite subjects… the strange culture that is XXX. Rather than try to introduce this entry, I will just leave you with the title – “The Interrelations of Social Intercourse in the World of Pornography.” Some great hard core pictures, too! [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis Amore, Rayveness]
9/7/01	Devinn’s been busy starring in the smash new Television hit for Playboy TV — well, it will be a smash when it debuts on October 21st, and you’ll hear all about it here, of course. Still, she managed to drop by with some more of her personal photos, and D.Minion managed to dredge up talk of Naked Bodies, and we managed to get them to you. We’re managing quite well, thank you. Now all you have to do is manage to enjoy them, and then go see Devinn and say “Thanks.” [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Lola, Syren, Brittany Andrews, D.Minion]

Stars:Alexis Amore| Ava Vincent| Brittany Andrews| Charlene Aspen| Dee| Devinn Lane| Inari Vachs| Kitten| Kristal Summers| Lola| Sky Taylor| Syren| Wendy Divine

Year:2001

Month:September

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