Of course we did allow that if in fact there were a woman on television that looks like London Keyes, maybe we should make some effort to use the TIVO in the office and see for ourselves. It would certainly make this typical selection of XXX illustrations more interesting, for example. [Have you noticed that people that have been in the porn business a long time fantasize about people with their clothes ON? … That probably says something, and we probably do not want to know what.] Then we all did in fact sit down to watch the show. We can give you our response in a fairly succinct manner: Son of a Bitch! That looks exactly like her! [Well, it really does.] For the rest of us we now have an excellent reason to be haunting Hollywood parties this season, as one will often see “co-stars” at things like Halloween parties in Hollywood. While visiting with London Keyes sounds like it might be quite enjoyable, talking to the crime show actress holds much more potential. Don’t you wonder if she knows?

[How would you feel if your doppelganger turned out to be a doppelgang-banger?]