All the Ladies in the House Say …
Technically an “Illustrious” part of a longer article, we felt like we should at least explain a little bit here, just in case you happen upon the video without reading our fascinating insights first. We understand some people do that. Seems weird, but there you have it.
At any rate, our buddy Julia Ann did a commercial for one of the (sadly) better known adult web sites in the world, and the censors of entire country decided that it did not fit their moral standards. As we explain in our editorial (Did we mention the fascinating insights?), these misguided individuals claimed that because Julia shoves a half a sandwich in a woman’s face, the spot depicts violence to women.
Julia Ann Cougar “Rationale” …
Doing just a little digging we found opinions remarkable easy to find. People apparently talk about this a lot — which probably just means that people like to talk about women wanting sex, but they would never want to admit that they might be caught actually talking about women wanting sex. At any rate, the down and dirty (but NOT dirty in a women like sex way, of course) identifies a “Cougar” as “an older woman who is primarily attracted to and has sex with with significantly younger men.” Now we don’t want to spoil anything for you when you read about how many sexually aggressive women wear animal print to demonstrate that fact. Sounds odd, but it came from an official “Women’s Issues” section of a popular site. We read it on the Internet. It must be true.
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Despite all of the wonderful education we received research the Julia Ann Cougar condition, we think it most interesting that people clear across the world get jealous of Julia Ann’s beauty, and they don’t even know her. You ought to try walking into a room with her sometime. … Don’t worry about being embarrassed: No one will be looking at you anyway.