December 2016 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/31/16 Ginger LeaTo some people of a certain age, life comes down to a single question: Ginger or Mary Ann? Of course as with many queries of allegedly crucial import, a great many people will not even understand the question. This naturally makes the rest of us feel superior as we pat them gently on their millennial heads and send them on their way to watch reruns of The Great Indoors. On this day, we ask a slightly different question, however, that being, “Ginger or Holly?” to which Jerry responds with a simple, “Yes.” Some of us always thought The Professor should have tried that approach. [STAR TAGS: Rita Faltoyano, Ginger Lea Video, Holly Wellin Video, Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Lorraine Sisco, Tall Goddess, Michael Ninn]
12/30/16 Sergio, Amber Rayne, Lexi Belle

ReelRisque

Tube Socks Soirée | vid

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Amber Rayne Video, Lexi Belle Video]

12/29/16 Kylie on the Radio

KylieIreland

Contact Jewelry (#53)

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio]

12/28/16 Michelle Thorne

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Oh, Come All Ye Faithful
(sorry)

[STAR TAGS: Michelle Thorne Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

12/26/16 Lexi Belle and Amber RayneOh, the Cytherea Team had found an abundance of Christmas Joy this year, having successfully brought together a number of the Risqué Divisions all focused on one spectacular Cytherea event — y’know, which basically covers any event with Cytherea, particularly when she gets naked and squirts. Hands were slapped. Voices were raised. Smiles abounded, and much egg was nogged. It was a truly festive celebratory event! They even sent out pat themselves on the back group emails to all the important (and absent from the office for the holidays already) Risqué Leaders. Undoubtedly they foresaw raises in their futures that would make this year’s performance bonuses look paltry in comparison. They probably started looking for the next BMW up the line from their current models. … Sadly, they forgot one teeny-tiny detail: They forgot to make the pages live on the active site. … Yeah, well, oops. … Perhaps a bit more egg and a little less nog next year. Still, new-found footage of exclusive Cytherea activities, you can understand the excitement. [STAR TAGS: Amber Rayne, Lexi Belle]
12/25/16 Ashley Blue

GingerLynn

Alana Evans – Ashley Blue – Claudia Valentine – Devyn Heart – Joclyn Stone – Britney Amber

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

12/24/16 Cytherea

CythereasWetWorld

Butterflies are We

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

12/21/16 Kristal SummersToday marks the first day of winter — the longest day of the year — and we could think of no better way to spend all these cold nighttime hours than with Kristal Summers. We had to do a bit of finagling with ReelRisque to accomplish this golden feat, but you can’t be in this industry very long without learning your way around a good finagle. And if you ever got a chance to meet Kristal, then you know she happens to be worth a great deal of effort. If you never had the opportunity, well, we feel sorry for you. On the upside, we share. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers]
12/19/16 Phoenix RayMonday Night at the Risque Movies continues during this holiday season with the ever-festive Michael Raven XXX rendition of Paradise Lost. We have now progressed to the apparent Cyborg/Wench interpretation featuring Phoenix Ray and Lee Stone, which may not actually have appeared in the original Milton version, however. Still had Milton known Phoenix Ray, he would have included her in everything he ever did, so it’s probably OK. Actually, come to think of it, Phoenix has never done anything merely “OK” in her professional life. [STAR TAGS: Phoenix Ray Video]
12/17/16 Juli AshtonA long time ago, when the earth was green … Long-time members will recall that we tend to use that obscure 60’s song introduction when we need to calm D.Minion. … It seems, you see, that way back on October 5th when it was the most sacred of holidays — Juli Ashton’s birthday, of course — D.Minion either forgot to include the entire article in the file she sent, or someone forgot to include the entire article from the file she sent. Either way, it means more Juli Ashton, and Holiday Bliss in a potentially unconventional, anal-sex sort of holiday celebration way. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Tina Tyler Video, Serenity, Veronica Hart] 
12/14/16 Samantha Bentley

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A Bentley in a Bed

[STAR TAGS: Samantha Bentley Exclusive Video, Michelle Thorne Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

12/12/16 Shayla LaVeaux & TT Boy

Shayla

Playing with Her TT’s

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

12/11/16 Shayla LaVeauxSometimes we simply do things for no reason. Granted, someone in this office has a distinct reason for making the decision, but when anyone else looks closely at the rationale, they invariably fail to be convinced. That said, if the random decision ends up with exclusive pictures of Shayla LaVeaux naked, well, that rationale can’t really be all that important we figure. At some point we may also even figure out why a grown adult might walk around saying, “Every breath I take is a cliffhanger.” That day will probably not be today, however. Cartoons for adults have always been a controversial topic among those of the esoteric bent here. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kaylan Nicole Video, Alexis DeVell Video]
12/11/16 Dyanna Lauren

GingerLynn

Zoey Laine – Priya Rai – Samantha Ryan – Brooke Lynn Santos – Dyanna Lauren – Claudia Valentine

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

12/7/16 Mark StoneWe do not as a rule spend time on the maudlin or sad, and certainly not the heart-breaking. One would presume that people do not arrive at this destination searching for such sentiments, after all. Exceptions define the rule, however, and people do not lose 20-year+ friends very often, so we’re adding our names to the list of people that will be remembering Mark Stone this holiday season. We do, though, celebrate the life in our most traditional way. After all, what better tribute can there be than an illustration of the lives touched? [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Wanda Curtis Video, Michael Ninn]
12/5/16 Kristal Summers & Alex SandersMost people do not think about Kristal Summers naked and then think, “You know, we should cover her entire body with gray, speckled, makeup so that she looks like a big ol’ rock.” Then again, most people do not include John Milton in their personal list of romance authors. On the upside, Michael Raven freely acknowledged getting lost on his own path to paradise, leaving us only to consider artistic merit in the adult video. Yeah, sure. That’s what we’ll be doing. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Julia Ann]
12/3/16 Lorraine SiscoMost sources define “aperture” as any sort of a variable opening through which something passes. If you think about that, you might be hard pressed to come up with (as it were) a better definition of the adult industry in general. Granted, we tend to look at things rather oddly around here, but considering what we do for a living that should hardly be surprising. Technology changes, and the aperture gets more refined — or defined in our situation. Life is short. Do all you can to enjoy it. [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Carli Banks Video, Lorraine Sisco, Tall Goddess, Michael Ninn]
12/2/16 Cate Harrington

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Rub-a-Dub-Dub

[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]