October 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff


So the newspaper yesterday said, “… the frustrated, fanatic but ever faithful fans of the fatalistic franchise from the Fens gathered ….” You have to be a sports writer, or possibly a webmaster, to get away with that kind of alliteration, but isn’t it “fun?” As Bronco fans around here, we’re well versed in this whole International Humiliation thing, and so our hearts go out to the St. Louis hopefuls out there. Naturally, we congratulate those rooting for the Red Sox, because as every fan of any sport knows, we are each personally responsible for the successes of “Our Team.” Because of our deep empathy for the Cardinal fans, however, we’ve decided to grab a bit of attention from CafeAnais and show everyone a solo scene from her most recent Ninn Epic. It won’t take away the pain of losing so soundly, but it will certainly provide a pleasant distraction. You Boston folks can feel free to catch up when the euphoria wears off … Congratulations, by the way. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Anais ... NOT as cold as ice ...

The weather seems to be rapidly moving colder in much of the country, and so we thought we’d do something a little different today, so you have an excuse to stay inside. Today you actually get to see Dee not perfect — at least in the Michael Ninn definition of the expression. If we explained what we meant by that, well, there wouldn’t be any reason to read the story, and so we’re just going to encourage you to read the story. Still, if you insist on not reading, just look at the “rough” promotional video and the 128 pictures. It’s still good to be a member, even if everything’s not perfect … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Dee. The best in Black and White.

Today’s Ninn Worx Weekend is even more dazzling than usual. In fact, we liked the contribution from Angel Cassidy’s latest movie so much that we decided to run the story even before you can even buy the DVD. (Sorry, DM.) In addition to the typically beautiful shots, many of the atypically beautiful Angel, we also included the sexy audio tracks from the erotic poetry that frames the story, and even some trivia about Michael Ninn. All in all this seems a good way to kill some time while we all wait to see the Broncos play on Monday Night Football tomorrow night. We ARE all waiting for that, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Justine Joli, Barbara Summer, Melissa Lauren, Exclusive Audio, Michael Ninn]

We'll call her Angel in the morning ... at night ... any time she wants to hang out ...

If you think about it, the term “Rain-Aid” sounds like a Willie Nelson concert. Fortunately, thinking about this issue does not constitute the important part of today’s insight. Actually, you might find it a lot more interesting to contemplate Juli Ashton’s Pocket Rocket, as seen through the eyes (well, and other parts) of Dee and Anais during one of their cam shows. There seems to be a lot going on with Anais these days, thanks to the bumbling of some executives we won’t name over at the company that distributes Ninn Worx’ pictures, and if you needed any more proof that we should just put Dee in charge of everything, you need only look at these pictures … If everyone just did what they are good at, life would be much simpler. It might also be much simpler if it never rained in California … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, D.Minion]

Anais and Dee ... pre Pocket Rocket

For a change, this post actually seems to be fairly self-explanatory. Of course if you don’t want to bother with the explanation, you can just be satisfied looking at 120 or so pictures of Juli Ashton, Dee, Kristal Summers and Becca lounging around Hedonism III in Jamaica. Some things just aren’t that complicated. This is good. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Dee, Kristal Summers, Becca]

Her Highness, Ms. Ashton

As you can see from this thumbnail, when Keri Windsor buys flowers for someone, she’s very serious about it. Actually she might think about someone larger than Dee deliver them for her next time. It’s a good thing it wasn’t bee season on the last set of Naked Hollywood, or D.Minion’s story might have had a different ending. If you look carefully around the foliage, you might also catch Asia Carrera and Nina Hartley in this look at a time passed … Keri’s a lot of things, but subtle hasn’t seemed among them. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Asia Carrera, Nina Hartley, Keri Windsor, D.Minion]

Dee's in there. We swear.

Wow! Just when you think you’ve seen everthing, we throw our first “ergo” into a story. … Assuming that doesn’t sufficiently titillate you, we also have a video clip from (the recently retired, or not) Anais, some funny stuff, a peek into the private life of D.Minion, and proof that redish isn’t the only person on the planet that loves Juli Ashton. All in all, we call it “Miscellaneous Wrecks.” (We’re seeking therapy just as soon as we get the time.) [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Anais Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, Lon]

Juli goes Lon, and Lon, and Lon ...

Now very few things can probably tear you away from football today, but if your team happens to be losing badly, or the games you care about aren’t on television — or even if you’re one of those bizarre aliens that don’t care to watch big, sweaty, overly-adorned men get paid too much money to fight over a silly little ball — well, then, today might be a pleasant diversion. Now we’ll warn you that there’s no small amount of whining, and even some economic ruminations before you actually get to the Wonderful Ninn Worx Weekend featuring Fragile women that, well, don’t actually look all that fragile. Just remember you can use the handy-dandy icons to just skip all the boring stuff and get right to the pictures. Sometimes life is fair. [FEATURED TAGS: Anna Karin, Erica Vachs, Monica Daniels, Anna Kristal, Marrakesh, Laura Capri, Michael Ninn]

Anna Karin ... Oh, Yeah ...

CafeAnais chimes in today with a look at Anais on the set of In the Garden of Shadows and a behind-the-scenes tribute to one of the most talented photographers our industry has ever seen. All in all, it seems like a fine way to spend a few minutes … or even more than a few … Oh, and if you don’t already own In the Garden of Shadows, D.Minion and Michael would just love for you to buy one here. We now return you to your regularly scheduled pornography … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Justine Joli, Jana Cova, Wanda Curtis, Rayveness, Violet Blue, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Anais, preparing to kiss and tell.

We took some time to watch the Vice Presidential debate tonight, as we’re sure all of you did, being fine, upstanding, citizens and all. (Those of you that live out of the country are excused from this duty. Be thankful.) Tom Brokaw said that Dick Cheney reminded him of George Forman. Other than being grilled by his opponent, I must confess that I didn’t draw the connection. Dick Cheney did, however, remind us a lot of Grandpa Munster which would have made the voting “choice” easy except for the fact that John Edwards seemed just a bit too much like Wally Cleaver. Fortunately in America we can make our own decisions, so it might be best to decide to hold off on major, potentially life-changing, decisions and check out the propoganda videos and pictures from Georgia’s newest Michael Ninn movie instead. It may not make America safer, but if everyone had one, it would certainly make America happier … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Michael Ninn]

Georgia Adair. She is always on our mind.

Tinker called this morning, and when I answered the phone she said, “Did you happen to find a piece of American cheese in the driveway?” Thinking that this was a lot like, “Do you by any chance happen to have six fingers on your left hand?” I responded logically with, “Do you always start conversations this way?” Now why this happened turns out to be not nearly as important as the 189 pictures from Anais’ latest Ninn Worx feature, Faith: In the Garden of Shadows, Book 2. Throw in the fact that most of the early morning discussions centered almost entirely on politics, and you’ll see why we figured “American Cheese” just seemed perfect as a topic for the day. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Jana Cova, Nikki Blond, Erica Vachs, Laura Capri, Michael Ninn]

Anais ... wet, but anything except watered down