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June 2013 Risque | New Stuff

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/28/13 We considered a deeply thoughtful examination of the philosophical conceits implicit in a “bad influence” label. We considered learned insights from amongst the world’s most highly qualified sex experts. We considered introspection on a scale heretofore unseen in even our habitually raw handling of the emotional aspects of performance in the adult industry. … Then we decided, naw, maybe we should just appreciate Becca, Kylie Ireland, Rayveness, Asia Carrera, and even Jonathan Morgan — what the heck. After all, “epic” comes and “epic” goes, but beautiful naked and sexually free women, that merits thoughtful examination. [STAR TAGS: Becca, Kylie Ireland Video, Rayveness Video, Asia Carrera Video]
Imagine the Emotional Implications
6/21/13 A popular online dictionary defines a “Maverick” as an intellectual independent thinker. … Well, our Maverick could be that, although in all honesty it would have to be for something other than his obvious intellectual preference for beautiful naked blonde women like Kristal Summers and Anais. And would we all not like to know how they watered that particular family tree? [STAR TAGS: Anais, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
Anais. Close to perfect.
6/16/13 Have you ever wondered what would happen should Michael Ninn become an astronaut? Well, somehow we wander through Alisha Klass and Shy Love, with a pleasant Georgia Adair diversion, as a matter of fact, and end up with Michael potentially art directing the cosmos. All in all this may be one of those excellent opportunities you have to simply look at the pretty pictures and video. Too many words can lead to beer, and that can lead to stronger drink, and before you know it, you’ll be watching porn. … Oh, right! That would be perfectly fine. … We forgot. [STAR TAGS: Sasha Grey, Georgia Adair Video, Shy Love Video, Michael Ninn]
A Daring Georgia Adair
6/13/13 Dear Julia Ann had a party at her house last weekend where all the women got naked and swapped clothes. Sadly, we do not get to see any photos from this event, it being apparently of the private sort. And we do not get to hear about any resulting orgy either, because the discussion of the rescue dogs takes up all the room. On the other hand (as it were) Julia does spice up a different dinner entirely, and we do get to sneak in a little Sasha Grey. Overall, we’ve had worse days. [STAR TAGS: Sasha Grey, Julia Ann Video, Zana Video]
The Other Grey's Anatomy
6/8/13 So what if every one of us made $30,000 every time we had sex? Well, not only would we be trying to have a lot more sex than we’re currently having — assuming that such an endeavor would turn out to be even theoretically possible — but it also means that we’d have a lot less time to be all mean and roaming and pillaging and such. The world would be a lot better place then, right? OK. So bread would be a lot more expensive too, but we should try to remain open to new things it seems like. [STAR TAGS: Georgia Jones, Kacey Jordan Video]
A Mind Open to Things, Metaphorically
6/6/13 Did you ever see Something About Mary with Cameron Diaz and that Favre guy from the Green Bay Packers? Well, today’s nudge toward Commune Goodness does not feature Ms. Diaz, sadly enough, but we do get to see Shayla LaVeaux and Kristal Summers shower together in our “Something About Steve” feature. It’s probably not as funny as the Mary Movie overall, but at least it does NOT feature that Favre guy. Steve never liked him. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video,]
Something About Steve
6/2/13 By the end of June we will all have completed half of the 2013 calendar year already. How does that seem possible, right? Well, time flies. Things change, and yet beautiful naked women remain fascinating. Don’t we all feel so much better knowing there are at least some constants in life? [STAR TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Barbara Doll, Nicole Lace, Natalia Forrest, 247AdultStars.com Video]
Fun, Fun, Fun ... Without a T-Bird in Sight

May 2013 Risque | New Stuff

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/30/13 Depending upon where you happen to be in the country, it could be excellent weather for skiing, a really good idea to find a basement somewhere to hide in so you don’t blow away, or a darned fine time of year to go swimming with Kristal Summers and her friends. As you shall see, they always bring a lot of inflatable floating devices to help add to the fun, so you won’t need to worry about that. Oh, and they also bring a lot of pool toys too. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Summer Cummings Exclusive Video, Goldie Exclusive Video]
Goldie and the Shark - An Adult Story
5/23/13 Walk a mile in their shoes. … Theoretically that constitutes pithy and wise advice. … Of course like all advice, the people that most need it happen to be exactly the ones least likely to give it any credence, which pretty much explains why philosophers do not rule at the top of the income ladder in America. Fortunately around here, our pearls of wisdom involve, well, a different sort of gem altogether. [STAR TAGS: Asia Carrera Video, Celeste Video]
A Philosophical Choice
5/16/13 Truly creative people could take a bunch of apparently disparate groups of elements and weave them into a cohesive and captivating presentation. And by golly, if we could have found any we’d have put them to task this time around. Say, for example, that one needs to bring together Cytherea naked in the office, haiku poetry, and the general state of being “Lucky” in adult entertainment. One of those truly creative people sure would have been handy today. [STAR TAGS: Lucky Starr, Cytherea]
Office Past, but Not Forgotten
5/9/13 You may have noticed in your personal ruminations over the years that the difference between “public” and “pubic” comes down to one little consonant. And yet if you show your pubic in public you will probably get arrested. That hardly seems fair if you think about it that way, right? In our diversion today we discuss one “L” of a problem, as you might have guessed, although to be honest, you might like the pictures best. Some people seem to. [STAR TAGS: Dee, Rayveness Video, Whitney Wonders Video]
Dee
5/5/13 Over at Risqué we maintain a very liberal attitude when it comes to holidays, probably because we happen to all be big fans of anything that involves a “celebration” in any sort of manner. Even it does not happen to be one of those extra special events — those that involve presents of course — we pretty much sign up for the event. After all, what could be better than time away from work involving a big ol’ party, lots of music, dancing, eating and drinking? … Well, appreciating the event with Dee and one of the very early Risqué favourites comes to mind, but not everyone can do that. … Or can they? [STAR TAGS: Dee, Alicia Rio Video, Gabrielle Video, Tess Newhart Video]
Dee
5/1/13 Hmm. … So how can we put this without terrifying everyone, assuming we’re all too young to remember the War of the Worlds radio broadcast? … “Danger, Will Robinson!” … “I have a bad feeling about this.” … Or perhaps the ever-popular, and date-appropriate in this case, “Mayday! Mayday!” … Whatever way you hear it, we cannot get around the fact that Kristal Summers has taken a once amazingly shy fan and turned him into a porn performer. And D.Minion somehow thinks that graphic artists all know how to paint ceilings, but that’s not really the point today in our Maverick Courage awe. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Maverick Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
Braver than Bond, James Bond
Shayla LaVeaux and Kristal Summers

Maids to Order

Our “Maids to Order” in this “carefully edited” selection comes from a recent post on shayla.com, and thus you may read about the inspiration (and see the rather more explicit photos and videos) on that site or in the Risqué Commune.

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February 2013 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/26/13 Those of you that have been desperately waiting for D.Minion’s coverage of Day Four of the 2013 AEE can finally shout with joy. Those of you that have not been desperately waiting, well, that’s what we offer up today anyway. Feel free to catch the last of the 2,000+ hours of coverage on the NFL combine if you remain confused about what truly boring means. [FEATURED TAGS: AEE 2013, Shayla LaVeaux, Julia Ann, Nina Hartley, Eva Angelina, Skin Diamond, Cytherea Exclusive Video]
For the record, we are not shocked. Sad, maybe.
2/21/13 What do you get when you combine three very busty women in teeny-tiny bikinis, a hot California day, a secluded “lawn,” and a grimy automobile? Well, if you’re D.Minion — and Kristal Summers happens to be one of those three women — you get excellent web site content (accent at the first). Not surprisingly, afternoons like this tend to make everyone concerned content (accent on the second syllable) as well. Very large breasts are all well and good, but don’t you just love brazen word play? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Summer Cummings Exclusive Video, Goldie Exclusive Video, Jessica Jensen, Sarah Jane, Lucy Lane, 247AdultStars.com]
Beyond a Shadow of a Route
2/18/13 Those of you keeping track or our weekly story roll-outs might have been desperately looking forward to D.Minion’s account of Day Three at the AEE 2013. Sadly, for you, D.Minion did not actually attend the convention on this day, because she decided to go to a porn shoot with Shayla. Consequently we had to come up with another plan. Those not desperately looking forward to more AEE coverage will be thrilled. But we should probably keep that to ourselves, should D.Minion enter the room. [FEATURED TAGS: Cheyenne Silver, Dee, Aaliyah Love, Serena Ali, Summer Knight Video, Tiffany Mynx Video] 
Our Beaches of Cheyenne
2/14/13 What would Valentine’s Day be without being able to watch two adult stars masturbate each other? Of course we do not wish to discourage more traditional forms of romance, but if you can work Shayla LaVeaux and Kristal Summers into your evening, you might be surprised what comes up — or maybe not, come to think of it. At any rate, we probably will not be able to do any television commercials for this activity any time soon, but in our opinion this beats the heck out of candy and flowers. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Cytherea]
Love is in the Air
2/11/13 One of the “dating” sites recently published a survey wherein they concluded that 12% of women, and 45% of men, feel sex on the first date to be appropriate. From this bit of knowledge, we determined that either 33% of the men are having sex with each other, or those 12% of women are having a lot of first dates. Statistical play aside, it can be slightly disconcerting to delve too far into another person’s mind — a belief we support skillfully in Day Two of D.Minion’s 2013 Adult Entertainment Expo experience. [FEATURED TAGS: AEE 2013, Christy Canyon, Ginger Lynn, Julia Ann, Alana Evans, Sunset Thomas Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Misty Stone, Jessica Drake Exclusive Video]
Not Actually a “Donut,” Per Se
2/7/13 If you lack an ability to completely change your plans at the last possible second, well, then you should probably not come to work for any of the Risqué Commune sites. Of course if you do not work for any of the Risqué Commune sites, then you will miss out on a lot of fun. Then again, we do tend to tease our friends a bit mercilessly at times, and once we start, even moving halfway around the world to London will not necessarily stop us. Ask Maverick. [FEATURED TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Raylene, AEE 2013 Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Francesca Le’, Lexi Love, Christy Monroe, Riley Reid, 247AdultStars.com]
Unnecessary Instructions
2/5/13 A new year brings about a new Adult Entertainment Expo, and this year brings about yet another attempt at handling the idiosyncrasies of D.Minion. Of course that concept remains a questionable goal when the retention of sanity comes into consideration as well, but Shayla LaVeaux and Kristal Summers in attendance this time at least help ameliorate the effects of rampant confusion. Of course a sex toy that requires one to run around in a circle in order to use it seems pretty silly, but maybe we just don’t see the big picture. [FEATURED TAGS: AEE 2013, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Julia Ann, Francesca Le’, Alexandra Silk]
Monitoring Kristal Summers
2/2/13 According to the rampant advertisements, CBS plans to run a “special” episode of Hawaii Five-O this week by filming a modern take on an old popular script. Strange, but we have been doing that sort of thing for years around here. Ever wonder why CBS never hires us to consult on the programming decisions? Well, it could be that we tend to throw Kristal Summers, Dee, and Kylie Ireland (and many other people) into orgies when we program. Networks can be such fuddy-duddies. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Kylie Ireland, Nikita Denise, Serenity, Christi Lake]
Dee and Kristal — Not Fuddy-Duddy at All