| 4/30/22 |  As most of us know, you should never try to teach a pig to sing, because it wastes your time and annoys the pig. Pigs are cute little things (or less cute big things), so we would never wish to annoy them. On the other hand, as Cytherea has taught us, you can teach a pig to fly — twice — if you befriend Erica McLean. To be clear, no harm was caused to any real pigs in the creation of this frolic. As you relax from hearing that last part, you might want to remember what happens if you put lipstick on a pit bull. You apparently get a Governor of Alaska. Strange politics up there in the freezing cold. [STAR TAGS: Sunny Lane Video, Nikki Hunter Video] |
| 4/29/22 | 
Risque “TOC” Squirt Squad[STAR TAGS: Mason Moore Video, Kaci Starr Video, Sindee Jennings Video, Priya Rai Video, Charley Chase Video] |
| 4/27/22 | 
Shayla Curiouser & Curiouser[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Chanel Video] |
| 4/25/22 | 
GingerLynn Days of the Dead[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 4/24/22 | 
247AdultStars Christmas in April & A London Event[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, Katie K. Exclusive Video, Faye Rampton Exclusive Video, Michelle Moist Exclusive Video, Tracey Lain Exclusive Video, Syren Sexton, HollyD., Lindsey Dawn McKenzie, Holly McGuire, Keisha Kane, Melvina Raquel, Shay Hendrix, Loz Lorrimar,247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/23/22 | 
Cythereas Patience as (Explicit) Virtue[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
| 4/22/22 |  When in doubt, throw an orgy. When your scene has no villain to douse everyone with horny-spray in order to induce the orgy, have your heroine vaccinate everyone against this diabolical spray, even though it has the side-effect of … you guessed it … making everyone horny. If the stereotypical porno pizza delivery person had a much more convoluted but equally inept cousin, the latest BatFXXX episode might just be it. This does not make the orgy less interesting, mind you. We simply wanted to be up front about the plot. Because everyone cares most about the plot. Right? [STAR TAGS: Breanne Benson Video, Isis Love Video, Persia Pele Video] |
| 4/21/22 | 
Shayla Phun with Phantastik Phakes[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
| 4/20/22 | 
247AdultStars A 420 Aide with a Little Black Dress & Another Little Black Dress[STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/18/22 | 
GingerLynn Here Kitty-Kitty[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Tessa Taylor Video] |
| 4/17/22 |  Celebrating Easter has a controversial foundation in some areas of modern society. Staying resolutely away from any “rising from the dead” debate, around here we find all religious holidays a reason to honor Keeping the Faith, regardless of one’s afterlife position. With the possible exception of whatever-the-hell is going on with Russia these days, taking a moment to acknowledge the human condition and professing — however temporarily — an optimistic view of its trajectory seems both appropriate and necessary. Around here we accomplish hope today with Faith Leon, she of the uniquely applicable name. As we understand it, though, not all religious organizations recognize the value of our approach. Well, the trouble with organized religion has always been the organization. The poor, poor fools. [STAR TAGS: Faith Leon Video, Puma Swede Video] |
| 4/16/22 | 
Risqué “TOC” Revere Emancipation Day with No Strings Attached[STAR TAGS: Pamela Kayne Video, Angelina Video, Karma Video, Ameara LeVay Video, Alexandra Video] |
| 4/14/22 | 
247AdultStars Bessame Cate[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/13/22 | 
GingerLynn Jasmeen LeFleur Preening & Pontificating[STAR TAGS: Jasmeen LeFleur Exclusive Video] |
| 4/12/22 | 
Shayla Nurse XY vs Nurse XX[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jill Kelly Video] |
| 4/11/22 |  Just sit right back and you’ll read a tale, a tale of a fateful … decision. So now the rest of the song makes no sense. Never mind. … Seeing as how we did not make this decision, and thus only seek to assist those that did make it, though, we do not really feel all that concerned about any perceived change of direction. Basically, we find ourselves simply trying to help out some friends and using a bevy of beautiful maidens in the process. Think what you wish, but telling a story illustrated with naked women does seem to help keep people’s attention focused. It’s a living… [STAR TAGS: Gina Valentina Video, Justine Joli, Sunny Lane] |
| 4/10/22 | 
GingerLynn Natasha Voya – Jasmeen LeFleur – Missy Martinez – Jayden Lee – Amber Lynn Bach – Veronica Ricci… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 4/9/22 |  The talk about our various AEE/AVN adventures got us thinking about a lot of things we might be able to do in order to help people keep it in mind. First we had to explain to all the youngsters that Before There Was the Adult Entertainment Expo there was the simple “AVN Show” that happened in Las Vegas each January. The “AVN Awards Show” was its own — sold to cable tv, naturally — event, and basically people had a lot more money to blow on these conventions because the internet had not invented free porn yet. But you do not get to see in person those honest-to-goodness people not embarrassed by sex if you live your life on the internet. Maybe see how a Risqué Visitor found 2007, then think about packing up your onesies and coming out to say hello next January. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 4/8/22 |  We have an interesting way to illustrate a bit of advice from aged professionals this time around. You see AVN has decided to run the 2023 convention during CES in Las Vegas. While this qualifies as great fun for those of us that can also get a CES Badge, it also vastly increases the number of people in town looking for hotel rooms. You do not need to have mastered much economics to understand what high demand and limited supply do to price, so if you want to be close, you might start seriously considering rooms at Las Vegas Resort World. … As motivation for us all, we have remastered the complete 247AdultStars coverage from the 2010 event because (A) AVN swears this year will be much more like “it used to be” in the room, and (B) we wanted to let people see what fun used to be like before the crushing ceilings and crunched aisles at the Hard Rock. We will miss not hanging with porn stars at the Virgin (now), but they might have thought of that too. Dang. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2010 Exclusive Video] |
| 4/5/22 | 
GingerLynn Taken … and Stirred[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 4/4/22 | 
Shayla One Bodacious Barmaid[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
| 4/2/22 | 
247AdultStars Caine is Able | Chessie Plays Pinball | (and Plays Maverick)[STAR TAGS: Chessie Kay Exclusive Video, Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/1/22 |  We do not know why fools rush in. We do not know why fools fall in love. We can be fairly certain that hero types apparently feel as though they must rush in, and whatever transpired on this day of Batfxxx in the Enchanted Forest, it almost certainly had very little to do with love. Honestly, we do know enough philosophy to agree with the Talmud when it advises never calling out a fool as being a fool, because you will only end up with an angry fool. Odd how the tentacles of life learning can come together (pun definitely not intended) in one little — albeit quite colorful — scene in an adult movie. Without giving too much away, though, we can tell you that a fool and his honey are swoon parted. (OK. So that one was intentional.) [STAR TAGS: Krissy Lynn Video, Lolita Video, Scarlett Fay Video, Tory Lane Video] |
April 2022 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Alexandra| Ameara LeVay| Anais| Angelina| Breanne Benson| Cate Harrington| Chanel| Charley Chase| Chessie Kay| Cytherea| Faith Leon| Faye Rampton| Ginger Lynn| Holly McGuire| HollyD| Isis Love| Jasmeen LeFleur| Jill Kelly| Kaci Starr| Karma| Katie K| Keisha Kane| Krissy Lynn| Kristal Summers| Lindsey Dawn McKenzie| Lolita| Loz Lorrimar| Mason Moore| Melvina Raquel| Michael Ninn| Michelle Moist| Nikki Hunter| Pamela Kayne| Persia Pele| Priya Rai| Puma Swede| Sandie Caine| Scarlett Fay| Shay Hendrix| Shayla LaVeaux| Sindee Jennings| Sunny Lane| Syren Sexton| Tessa Taylor| Tory Lane| Tracey Lain
Year:2022
Month:April
Tori Black happens to be an amazing talent. Truth be told she also happens to be even more impressive as a human being, and a true inspiration for people regardless of their biological genitalia. Given the wealth of choices we had, we could still think of no better person to celebrate the end of International Women’s Month, as we begin to study up for next year. … Honestly, AVN once nominated Tori in twenty different categories — at a single awards show. She won “Performer of the Year” twice in a row. Yada-yada… Although physically performing counts a good deal in this industry, we have been around for more than two decades here, so we don’t much sweat the sweaty stuff anymore. When a woman dazzles us with her mind — y’know, and still looks that good and all — we sit up and take notice. Tori Black’s After School Special provided such a moment for us, so much so that we had to watch it several times — y’know, for scientific purposes and all. [STAR TAGS: Tori Black Video, Romana Ryder Video, Sindee Jennings Video, Rebecca Blue Video, Ruby Knox Video, Aden Ashley Video, Celeste Star Video, Capri Anderson Video, Melissa Jacobs Video, Lily Labeau Video] 
Have you ever had one of those tasks assigned where you could tell by just looking at it that the amount of time required just to organize what you were trying to do was daunting all by itself — and that didn’t even count the time necessary to try and actually do it? Then when you mention that little detail to the boss you get that annoying standard explanation of, “The longest journey begins with the first step” kind of platitude? You could try what we did by responding, “Sure, but so does the shortest journey, and we would like one of those, please.” … That won’t work to get you out of the task, but it might make you feel better. Consequently, we felt much better as the 500-odd photos, bunches of videos, and a whole heaping of D.Minion quirkiness made it out in our 
What better way can you think of to celebrate the first day of Spring than getting 
If you have Paradise in your life, you count yourself among the blessed people on the planet. Of course if you have Paradise, and then you lose it, that’s way worse than never having it, because you don’t know what you’re missing if you never had it to begin with. Right? Of course, if you intend to lose Paradise, you’re either Milton, Michael Raven, or someone seriously needing a nap. If, however, 
We pretty much love all things Latina around here, which probably has a lot of deep-seated psychological reasons, not a single one of which would be of the slightest interest to any random person who might be reading this. What could be of interest, of course, would be the reopening of an early TOC full movie featuring, Carmen Caliente, Cindy Cruz, Liv Aguilera, and Selma Sins. There are some dudes too, but we pretty much consider them props in these gonzo shows, probably for a completely different group of deep-seated psychological reasons nobody cares about either. We will say that 
The Shayla LaVeaux crew piped in bright and early this morning bragging about how they have now revamped 
Who knew that people could learn secret tricks about how to take photographs professionally at an orgy just by being a member here? … OK. So we knew, but now we have shared this crucial knowledge with all the budding pros out there, which makes us really darned nice, for the record. Not only that, but we unearthed a 
It has taken a full year since we first started mapping out the process — mostly because of Maverick becoming a famous photographer and digital magazine publisher, which was really annoying, actually. (Don’t you just hate it when people around you seem to forget that it’s all about YOU?) … Finally, though, we have teams compiled on both sides of the Atlantic to coordinate putting the 247AdultStars videos back online — all 14+ years of them. Regardless of how long it took, getting all the EU stars back in viewable Exclusive Video splendor will be wonderful. Honestly, not much in the EU qualifies as wonderful these days, so we’re happy to do our little insignificant part with distraction — beginning with a couple of the earliest 247AS family members, 
We tend not to publish our Adult Entertainment Expo diaries right after we get back, because all the adult press does that. Everyone was at the same convention, and even though our coverage clearly represents the most clever and insightful — not to mention hands down the most fun — people might be bored and not even click on the story if we got lumped in with everybody else. So we save ours until just before we leave for the next event. That drums up excitement for us, and at least theoretically for the members. Well, as we got ready to publish our 2020 coverage, um, COVID happened. Then there was no next convention. And now there is no next convention again. (We do not really count virtual conventions, because, well, those suck.) So we decided to post 
Generally when one ceases being mystified, a sense of joy and clarity overwhelms the body. No we’re not suggesting that you will not feel joy — and perhaps other — overwhelming feelings as you wrap up your Mystified (the movie) journey. Odds are very good you will feel some, well, very good things overall. One should not expect “clarity” in any fashion, however. Crude nursery rhymes, though, we definitely have those. And the 
We picked this day to debut this particular “TOC” movie for a very simple reason. Without any shopping at all, we can let you in on the gift that all but the most jaded of males will enjoy more than any other. Outboard Evinrudes, Shimano fishing reels, even a pedal-assisted motorized Santa Cruz bicycle will pale in comparison to the joy you will receive illustrated by today’s feature movie, Homemade Blowjobs— technically “5” in this case. Of course we do not mean to imply that you should wait for only national holidays that coincide with major religious events to bestow this gift. We are simply making the point that you could be over-thinking this whole gift process. Everyone appreciates homemade, after all. [STAR TAGS: Bridgette Michaels Video, Daisy Rae Video, Kayla Jade Video, Peaches Video, Selena Video, Sunshine Haddah Video, Vivian LaVey Video]
This time of year always brings to the forefront thoughts of family — that which we were born into, and that which we have chosen over the years. Without getting into a debate as to which of those might be the most important (because it’s obviously the chosen family, duh) we wanted to wish everyone the time to consider both for a least a little while today and tomorrow. For the most part “work” things should sit at bay, and before all those theoretical resolutions reach up to bite us in the butt in a week, we would all benefit from a little time spent doing nothing but thinking in the quiet. As for 
Things always get a little batty during this “holiday” — formerly known as “Christmas” — season. Without even trying to imagine what life will be like if we truly manage to eliminate even the potential of (even possibly) offending anyone at all with anything thing we say, Risque has helpfully decided to concentrate instead on the batty part. Well, we’re more in the 
When rose petals fall from the sky onto the nude form of your lesbian lover, you’re probably having a really good dream. When they fly up from the ground in bizarre “well this scene of Mystified seems to be complete” sort of way, you are probably in a Bluebird movie. The 
Say you had a slightly nervous star, not about nudity at all, but more about 
Everyone loves a good fantasy. Although we would be the first to admit that a simple concept like “fantasy” can mean very, very different things to biologically diverse individuals. One person’s fantasy can easily be another person’s freak show; let’s be honest. … That said, angelic nymphs wandering through the — preternaturally clean, of course — woods just looking for innocent campers to seduce seems like a fairly universal fantasy to pursue. At least that was the theory in Mystified today. Besides, since we’re being honest, we can say with confidence that 
Happy Palindrome Day!! … So we don’t really know any math super-geeks that could tell us how often this happens, but it sure seems like a calendar date palindrome (at least with the American way of notating dates) has to be pretty rare. … Because 12-02-2021 just seems fun overall, and this one even works with the shorthand notation of 12-2-21, although that does not seem as fancy. Heck you might care nothing about watching 
And thus it begins, this immense epic that is 
We all have our own traditions on Thanksgiving Day, and those of you that know us at all will not find it surprising in the least that we spent some time providing enough video footage today to cover an entire half of a football game. (Let’s be honest, the NFL does not pick these games based on good teams, but rather on whether or not they still have teams in Dallas and Detroit. Skipping just a half might not be enough, but you can watch this all twice, so that could help.) This year we decided to be 
We decided to bookend our giving thanks early weekend with vintage Dee, in a very, very rare setting. Let’s just say that if you ever have a new water housing for your video camera, and you get a chance to pop off to a 
The forced introspection required by Adobe bailing on flash may have put us in a more 
When you have to preface a major work that already has a preface, well, it sounds like things might get confusing. When you have to have an actual debate about BAMOSM as a new helpful acronym to keep around, well, then you have your proof that sanity may indeed not be on the agenda for today. Of course we have 
Among the 500 greatest rock songs of all time, according to Rolling Stone, you will find Rhiannon. Maybe. Honestly their list suffers from a complete absence of anything approaching “user friendly” should you try to navigate it. D.Minion’s adaptation of Rhiannon — more Celtic Goddess than pure Stevie Nicks in intent — scores amazingly high in 
Winter must be coming, because we have started to see people wearing coats and even (gasp) long pants outside in Los Angeles. Of course we’ve seen some don mittens when the temperature drops into the 60s, so you should probably not set your barometer of sanity on the residents of Southern California — something you have never once considered doing regardless. Still when this time of year comes around, we do like to celebrate our own personal 
Attempting to be compassionate, sensitive, and contemporary leaders, the State of Colorado passed a law banning Native American mascots at public schools, yada-yada …. This past week a North Dakota organization representing Native Americans sued the state claiming the new ban “unlawfully enacts state-sanctioned race discrimination” against Native American residents. … Looking ahead at what we’re supposed to do, can be not that pleasant really. However, as we come to grips with yet another missed AEE opportunity in January, looking back a decade 
Perhaps she wants to Rock. Or maybe she even wants to Rock and Roll All Night Long. Maybe she simply feels like she has to Fight for Her Right to Party. Whatever the case,