Carmen Luvana Archives

8/30/02	We’ve mentioned the Night Calls team before, but now they’re really proving themselves. It’s actually kind of nice to just get a disk with the instructions: “Here. Put this up.” It’s even nicer to not be responsible for all the really bad puns in this Night Calls, May 15, 2002. The problem is that we don’t have anything captivating or clever to say here when we don’t do the set. So we won’t. We’ll just “put this up.” May the Farce Be with You … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Georgia Adair, Devinn Lane, Wendy Divine, D.Minion]
8/30/02	D.Minion pointed how we’ve been remiss in publishing her topical articles, and since summer’s almost over, we thought we’d bring you Kristal Summers’ tour of “Erotica LA” this past June. (Well, we’re actually publishing because it is topical, and, well, we’re just a little bit afraid of D.Minion–on sets she’s known as the Paperwork Pitbull–and we thought it best to remain on her good side.) Whatever the case, take a glance of some XXX stars just hanging out and visiting, and think of all the fun you’ll have doing this at the Members’ Party … Signup is closing soon. If you’re interested, let us know. [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Kristal Summers, Dee, Shayla LaVeaux, Devinn Lane, Julia Ann, Michelle Michaels, D.Minion]
8/29/02	The reality of not being able to attend the Members’ Party this upcoming September 20th and 21st has started to take its toll on Inari and Julia Ann, as you can tell from their forlorn and distant faces. We’re sure they’re lamenting their conflicting schedules and trying to calm their tortured souls. Actually, they’re just killing time in Jamaica and someone had a camera. Imagine if they actually tried to be sexy. Dang … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Inari Vachs]
8/29/02	While Juli and Tiffany are traveling cross-country mounting a radio attack, our Night Calls team has been hard at work trying to keep their “catch up” promises. We have the next bizarre installment from Night Calls, May 1, 2002 that involves deepthroating bananas and men having sex with watermelons … Apparently the producers were getting tired, but the women were still really sexy … Enjoy. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, April, D.Minion]
8/26/02	Wow! It’s not unusual for us to receive some email when we do a post, and a great many of our members originally showed up because they (and we) love Juli Ashton and what she’s done for them (and our industry). But we got LOTS of email over the weekend. It’s a good thing most of the NFL games were Saturday, or we’d have never made it through all the email on Sunday. We appreciate the input, and SteveD’s been after us to put up some “secret” info on another scene from Essentially Shayla and Juli Too anyway, so we quick put together 60 more shots from this cult classic. (We can call it that: It’s Juli’s movie.) So check out some more from 1998, then log onto the Forum and thank SteveD for making us get to work. Then encourage him to get his butt over to the office and help … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Keri Windsor, Rebecca Lord, Risque News Insight]
8/23/02	You know, we spend so much time talking about Night Calls that we forget what an outstanding performer Juli was in the world of XXX. In answering an email about an Ashton View title, we ran across some stills taken in sunny Florida, although it wasn’t really all that sunny when we were there on this trip. Still we have Juli, and Shayla, and Randy Spears, and a once-only performer, Taylore, and that’s plenty to pique our interest. Take a peek of your own at Snippets of Essentially Shayla. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Juli Ashton, Taylore, Risque News Insight]
8/22/02	We had a new member post to the Message Board (We call it “Forum” because that’s obviously more sophisticated.), and he lamented a dearth of recent Inari postings. We took his suggestion to heart, because we get very few actual suggestions, and we popped up a little behind the scenes story on Inari Solving Pier Pressure. We got “autiger’s” request at 8:00 in the morning. By 11:00 this same morning we had honored his request. Now y’all shouldn’t get used to that kind of organization around here, but it does go to show that sometimes pigs do indeed fly … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]
8/21/02	Dee’s been “chaised” by fronds in low places, and we have the pictures to prove it. If you’re more of the literary bent, Dee’s convinced her new beau to put down some of his thoughts on paper so that she might publish them in her diary. Having a “Porn Star Girlfriend” sounds pretty cool at first blush, so to speak, but if you really give it some thought, it may not be the peaches and cream it sounds like. We pride ourselves on honesty here at Adult Diary, and that’s what you’re getting today for sure. Think about what it might be like, and then look at the 40 beautiful black and white beach shots of Dee. This is one fine-looking young lady, or as Maverick would say, “Damn!” [FEATURED TAGS: Dee]
8/20/02	Well, we promised Juli (and D.Minion) that we’d put together a special “team” to see if we can’t get a little closer to current on our Night Calls coverage. The team seems to be pulling together, as we now have completed April. (Woo-Hoo) The team promises to keep plugging if y’all promise to keep reading; check out Night Calls, April 17, 2002 and let D.Minion know you appreciate her efforts … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Julie Meadows, D.Minion]
8/17/02	You can tell we’ve been beefing up our team as today they launched “Star Pages” for Shayla, Vicca, Nikita, Lola, and Cheyenne Silver–some of our favorite old friends. We have a guest editorial that introduces said lovely Ms. Silver, and you have 109 pictures of her to celebrate this massive expansion. We should warn you that viewing the set may cause a little expansion of your own, so best be prepared. We should also warn you about the “gynecological” nature of one of the pages, but we’ve made it easy to skip, should that not be your cup of tea. If it is … we hope you’re thirsty. Salud! [FEATURED TAGS: Cheyenne Silver]
8/16/02	D.Minion’s providing quite the weekend treat as Kristal Summers, Sydnee Steele, and Nikita Denise take turn showing us what it takes to be Ms. Right. It turns out that this basically involves getting a lot of plastic surgery, and then spending a lot of time at the gym, and then you can go back and get revenge on all of the men who were mean to you earlier in your life, but we pretty much just skip over all of the moral lessons, and get right to the naked women. Hey, it’s a formula that’s worked for us thus far …. Don’t fix it if it ain’t broke, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Sydnee Steele, Nikita Denise, D.Minion]
8/14/02	The Night Calls team seems to be following through with their duties, although the shock took us a moment to absorb. We’ve got the Night Calls, April 3, 2002 right here just to prove it. This one has a bit of a twist, as it has the first mention of the Message-Board Famous “Night Calls Yearbook.” Now when was Mike bringing that thing for us to scan … ? The set also has the distinct bonus of showing off our own Wendy Divine, who “demonstrated consensual restraint.” You’ll have to read it to figure that one out. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Wendy Divine, D.Minion]
8/12/02	Boy were we embarrassed when we found out that we hadn’t put up Kristal’s New Journal Entries since April of this year. We felt sad and ashamed. We were weepy and quite nearly devastated. To make it worse, it wasn’t even Kristal that pointed it out to us, it was a conscientious member, Debbie from Cleveland, Ohio. We love Debbie, and we love Kristal, and we feel really bad. We’ve updated the journal now, and given it a new look, and, because we love members too, we’re showing you 25 beautiful new pictures of Kristal naked. If we ever get any naked pictures of Debbie from Cleveland, we’ll put those up too. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers]
8/10/02	Somehow we managed to figure all this really complicated, but otherwise boring, steps necessary to begin the formal search for attendees to the 2002 Risqué Members’ Party. You’ve no excuses now, so sign up, and please act suitably impressed with all the silly graphics. We’re delicate around here. [FEATURED TAGS: Risque Members’ Party, Devinn, Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Jessica Drake, D.Minion]
8/8/02	In honor of our new “Star Pages” for Devinn and Julia Ann, we decided to put up a “Behind-The-Scenes” look at Wicked Pictures’ Sex on Film. We found the D.Minion story, and then we found the 100+ pictures that accompany the three-page story, and then we noticed that DM set out to be “succinct.” To quote one of our all-time favorite movie lines: “[She] keeps using that word. I do not think it means what [she] thinks it means.” Naturally, for the sex scene stills, you should go to WickedWeb.com, but for the really good stuff, stick with us. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Julia Ann, Shay Sweet, Stephanie Swift, Nikita Denise, Nicole Sheridan, D.Minion]
8/6/02	Juli and D.Minion are back with the next installment of Night Calls and we’re just all atwitter. And Tinker and the serious computer geeks have waded in with an evolution in the redesign they’re calling “Star Index.” Basically that means you can now easily search for our stories and illustrations on Devinn Lane and Julia Ann, and soon you’ll be able to search by other famous naked ladies that we’ve run across over the years. It took some serious code crunching to accomplish this extraordinary feat, so we’ve taken the liberty of calling the accomplishment “atwitter squared.” (We’re not real writers: We just play them on the Web.) [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Carmen Luvana, Brittany Andrews, D.Minion]
8/5/02	We’re not trying to complain or anything, but it’s been a little crazy around here, what with this being the busiest summer in recent memory. We thought the members might like a little peek at what’s been going on, though, so that’s what we put together. You know our motto: Use any excuse for a story that includes naked pictures of Dee. We also live by the appropriate corollary that “there’s no such thing as too many spread shots,” and rest assured that D.Minion’s hard at work on that one. We’re givers; what can we say? [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais]

02/23/02	We’re continuing to add help around the office, and one of our newbies went through and picked a bunch of pictures from Juli’s VCA career. We probably should have been more specific, but we do have a bunch of dirty pictures of Mostly Juli Ashton, with a healthy splattering (pardon the pun) of Shayla LaVeaux, Vicca, and various others from our past … including a picture of Nikita’s face. It just gets stranger and stranger around here. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Alexis DeVell, Missy, Vicca, Nikita, Rayveness, Kylie Ireland, Jill Kelly, Kim Kataen, Jeanna Fine, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight
2/19/02	Deb had the pleasure of going shopping with Juli & Tiffany Granath the other day. Fortunately for Deb & Juli, Tiffany considers herself to be a professional shopper and she knew where all of the coolest shops were. Deb followed them around (even inside some dressing rooms) and then went back home with Juli for a fashion show of the day’s purchases. For once, you didn’t have to be there. You can see it now as “Night Calls on Sunset.” [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Risque News Insight]
02/17/02	Wow! We’ve got a massive influx of Inari!! Everyone’s pitching in around here, and the speed is truly dazzling. Kristal’s learning Photoshop, and Dee’s getting quite good as a photographer. That may not sound like much, but, well, aside from the fact that we’re easily dazzled, Kristal and Dee don’t mind working naked, and that’s a bonus in any work environment. As Kristal was working on pictures Inari brought back from her first time On the Road with Felecia, we ran across Dee’s first photography efforts and Inari blows the Italian. They both got done at the same time, so now you can see them both. Next we’re working on pictures of Kristal and Dee working naked. Nothing but work, work, work around these parts. All parts are not created equal, it seems. Good thing there’s no such thing as too much Inari. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Felecia, Dee]
2/15/02	Good grief! It’s Done!! The Adult Entertainment Expo Extravaganza story is finally here. It’s the Illiad; it’s the Odyssey. DMinion has sure enough hit a Homer-Run! This is a big one, folks, so sit back with a babe and a beer, and “butter-up” … [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Dee, Becca, Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Chloe Jones, Carmen Luvana, Danni Ashe, Cheyenne Silver, Veronica Hart, Janine, Nikita Denise, Lola, TJ Hart, Jessica Drake, Sydnee Steele, Michele Morgan, D.Minion]
2/14/02	Join Deb as we visit, once again, that star known for her huge, natural breasts and her successful web site. It’s none other than Danni Ashe in Deb’s next entry “Danni Travels Worldwide.” [FEATURED TAGS: Danni Ashe, Devinn Lane]
2/13/02	We’re plowing through old Night Calls memories, here, and as long as we give up sleep, commit to eating just once a day, and learn how to catheterize ourselves, we have some chance of getting current with this program. Maybe if DMinion didn’t have such a Juli fetish, or a Tiffany fetish, or a Dee fetish, or an Inari fetish. Personally, I liked Jezebel Bond dressed up like a man, but I pretty much like Jezebel dressed up in anything. Check out Night Calls — November 7th, 2001 and cast your own vote. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Inari Vachs, Dee, Jezebel Bond, D.Minion]
2/12/02	In honor of Wendy’s “chat” tomorrow night (2/13/02) we’re showing off some pictures she gave us that members could have seen live if they tuned to her 24-hr cam at the right time. According to Wendy, we should be checking more often, because she has some interesting friends. They also happen to be not very shy, it seems. For example, she convinced one young lad that it was a really good idea to let her shave off all his body hair, and then do his friend with a strap-on. We wonder how she did that, now that we think about it. Check out Wendy’s impromptu fun, and then tell us your thoughts. Remember you can ask her about it tomorrow too. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]
2/8/02	Devinn and DMinion have conspired to give us a rather wacky view of what it’s like to hang around with Devinn Lane. First you get to watch her shave. Then she plays with an “Anaconda-like” dildo. Then she give gynecology lessons on her web cast. After dinner she goes to a trendy Hollywood club to visit with people that can’t hear each other speak. It’s really quite odd. And she’s moving a block away from DMinion in a month. We’re pretty sure it’s going to get odder. Better hitch up your wagons and follow along with Devinn’s Day and Devinn’s Night. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, D.Minion]
2/6/02	Kristal has updated her journal, and she’s been playing in the chat room all week, looking for bugs. She claims it’s been working fine, and she’s met some really “nice” people, so we’re supposedly all set for tomorrow night. If this doesn’t work, we’re just going to buy the software and serve it ourselves, but since that involves some serious expense it would be really helpful if y’all could convince a couple dozen of your best friends to become members too. Really. We’re showing you more pictures of Kristal to help convince you. Really. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers]