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September 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/30/05

We encourage reading the classics around here. And then we encourage reading almost anything else. Reading is good, and your head doesn’t hurt nearly as much the next morning if you spend the evening reading rather than developing a personal relationship with, say, Jack Daniels. OK. Maybe if you spend the evening reading the Republican National Platform it might, but nobody really reads that anyway, do they? In honor of this encouragement, today we’re taking a twist on the classics with “Of Vice, Not Men,” and while certainly not destined to be required fodder at some future university it has the distinct benefit of including Juli Ashton, Alexandra Silk, and Devinn Lane among its subject matter. After that, who really cares? [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Devinn Lane Video, Alexandra Silk Video, Exclusive Video]

“Vice” may turn out to be relative.
9/26/05

A funny thing happened on the way to the web post today. One of the site management tools that we use pointed out that this Night Calls, August, 2005 entry represents a total of 5,000 pages that we’ve laid out for the world to see. That seems significant … not like the stars in a mountain sky at night or anything, but still significant. But although we’ve been good at honesty over the years, we’ve probably never been good at understanding significance. It’s a shortcoming we’ve learned to live with, however. So we’re going to leave it up to someone else to add that particular aspect. For our part, we plan on watching the Broncos on Monday Night Football, all the while hoping that Kansas City sent all of their players to assist in the hurricane relief efforts instead of bringing them to Denver. We may not be good at significance, but we do just fine with perspective. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Sunny Lane, D.Minion]

Tiffany. She should come in pale blue wrapping, don't you think?
9/24/05

Now we can tell you about D.Minion’s visit to the set of Lost Angels – Wanda Curtis, and of course provide all of the usual fascinating insights delivered in laconic observation. OK. Maybe “laconic” might be more that we could hope for … so let’s go with “pithy” … and you guys can get on the Message Board and blame “bradcom” for the renewed fascination with words around here. One of the editors bought a bargain bin Word of the Day calendar and has felt it necessary to try to use the words for the 267 days that have already passed this year — in one week. (Bradcom owes the office a beer, by the way.) To D.Minion’s credit we should note, however, that she did provide 135 wonderful photograps of beautifully unclad women … oh, and some cows, an aging motorbike, and a couple of landscapes of a water truck. Isn’t it nice when things get back to normal? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Venus, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Anais and Wanda Curtis. Water Truck not pictured.
9/23/05

It’s time once again for the Revelry of the Lab Rats. Oh. That would be us, by the way. However, this may not be as onerous as one might think, but we shouldn’t really explain it here because then everyone would hear about it. Let’s just say it involves some rather interesting activities for about 50 or so of the top stars in adult entertainment today. Sometimes it’s good to be a member, huh? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn]

A pensive and angelic moment. Hmmm. ... OK, back to work now.
9/21/05

Oops. We got called into the Principal’s office today, or at least its porn equivalent. It seems we haven’t been practicing the proper reverence for the vaunted Adult Video News Awards. You know, we’d be really sorry, but proper reverence has never been one of our better subjects, and we’ve pretty much come to grips with this failure over the years. While we’re contemplating our wrong-doing, and driving all the way to Los Angeles to hear about it, by the way, we thought we’d let you kill a little time with the Anais version of (the) Pool Party. We might be using that term fairly loosely here, come to think of it. … Drat. … There we go again being all impertinent and the like. We should be sent to our room immediately … and Anais should come with us to be sure we’re really sorry. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn]

Punish us, baby ...
9/14/05

Being rather the pragmatic type, we tend to pay attention when someone wants to teach us something. Hey, if someone wants to use us for our brains, we might as well get something out of the deal, right? Besides, you just never know when knowing a few tricks can turn into a fun afternoon with Juli Ashton, Inari Vachs, Keri Windsor … oh … and Shayla LaVeaux and Devinn Lane. Oh, my darling(s), you just never know about some things, although learning it seems to us will always be a good thing. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Devinn Lane Video, Inari Vachs, Keri Windsor Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Keri, Inari, and Juli ... maybe it was laundry day ...
9/13/05

Now you’d think that being a “lab rat” wouldn’t be the most fun job in the world. However, provided no one really cuts open your head to stick pointy electrical things into your brain, there are some positive things to be said for the potential. If, for example, you have Anais and Jana Cova as your visual “aides” (as it were) for the day, well maybe it would be OK to just hang for the time being. We can always escape later. It may seem hard to believe, even after all these years since school, but “Homework can be Your Friend.” [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Jana Cova Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Lab Mates ... again, as it were.
9/10/05

It was 12:34 on May 6th, 1978 … Naturally, this made it 12345678 …. Well, at 11:12 today it will 9-10-11-12 (sort of) which isn’t as cool by any means, but it’s not bad. Also not bad would be the triumphant return of the Ninn Worx Weekend, at least since we get to talk even more about Justine Joli. We certainly seem to be living in a “phase” mode these days, don’t we? Ah, well, as long as the pretty girls keep on telling us secret stuff and letting us into their lives, this seems like a good place to hang around. You know, it occurs to us that a great many of the women currently making XXX movies were not even alive in 1978. Now is a good time to stop this kind of thinking is the next thing that occurs to us. [FEATURED TAGS: Justine Joli, Holly Morgan, Georgia Adair, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Isabella, Charlie Lane, Jana Cova, Michael Ninn]

Holly Morgan obviously telling Justine a secret.
9/8/05

If you have to hang around on a movie set, we suggest hanging around with Anais, Wanda Curtis, Angel Cassidy, Justine Joli, Jana Cova, and Charlie Laine. … You know, the trouble with simple advice is that it seems to be awfully hard to accomplish most of the time. … At the particular moment however, we asked not for whom the belles tolled … (We need a bumper sticker that says “Decry the Paucity of Good Literature” … and we need a bumper on which to put it.) [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Angel Cassidy, Jana Cova, Charlie Laine, Justine Joli Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

The Trouble with Tribbles ...
9/6/05

You know what would be wonderful? It would be wonderful if people always did just what they said they were going to do. That would be great, wouldn’t it? In my decade (plus) of Porn Star Management I always said that if you just do what you say you’re going to do, that generally being showing up on time, looking good, with the wardrobe you need, and knowing your lines, you’d immediately be in the top 2% of the working talent. Sad, isn’t it? But it’s still true, although “lines” aren’t as commonly used as they once were, what with corporations buying up all of the companies and the time taken to do “dialogue” being hard to justify on a silly balance sheet that somebody who’s never even seen an adult movie has responsibility for. Video may have killed the radio star, but Business may beat us all to death sooner or later …. OK. We’ve stalled enough. If you don’t recall our promise, then you’re probably not a member anyway, and you haven’t even read this far before you clicked away to another page. We’re very philosophical today … [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Michael Ninn]

Audrey Hollander ... philosophically.
9/4/05

So say you’re going to have a Dinner Party. And say that Dee, Carmen Luvana, and Lauren Phoenix are desparate to attend. … Then say that champagne makes their clothes fall off. We’d say you’d have a dandy time, but we’re really trying to avoid the obvious (obviously). [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Carmen Luvana, Lauren Phoenix, D.Minion]

Dee. ... Dimples are good. ...
9/1/05

Rumor has it that one of our own has a birthday today, and like responsible adults we know exactly how to treat mere rumors. … We consider them Gospel, and then endeavor to tell as many people as we can remember about the scandalous circumstances that we can recall, or at least make up. Think about it. When else would the entire address book of your email, or the entire listings in your cell phone directory, become valuable? So Kristal Summers has a birthday, and apparently that’s a unique enough of an occurrence to spur us into action. … OK. It’s at least enough of an occurrence to entice us into wishing Kristal a Happy Day … and to show off one of Kristal’s “Flirty Dozen” … She’s really a great person; it’s the least we can do. At “least” we should do that, it seems. We plan on more serious spurring just as soon as we take a nap. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs]

Kristal the Questioning: “Yes, butt ...”

February 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/26/05

This is a “kinda-sorta” Ninn Worx Weekend set, although the shots don’t technically come from a DVD Gallery, they are here out of the goodness and niceness of Michael Ninn. Mostly we like them because they contain many, many pictures of Anais, Dee, Angel Cassidy, and Georgia Adair enjoying themselves (and at least one happy man). To be completely honest there are another 16 women playing among these 120 pictures too, but after the four-way tie for First Place, does it really matter?  [FEATURED TAGS: Victoria Sin, Sharon Wild, Angel Cassidy, Nikita Denise, Georgia Adair, Wanda Curtis, Melissa Lauren, Olivia Del Rio, Dominica Leoni, Barbara Summer, Violet Blue, Rayveness, Sarah Blake, Shy Love, Elizabeth, Katsumi, Venus, Anais, Dee, Paola Rey, Michael Ninn]

Ah ... Anais ...
2/21/05

We have a little “Moto“vation today, as one of our original members provides (some people) an example of exactly how to go about covering annual conventions. We consider him a Maverick in his own right … [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Jessica Drake, Carmen Luvana, Jesse Jane, Paola Rey, Alicia Rhodes, Aurora Snow, Brittney Skye, Julia Ann, Tera Patrick, Mr. Moto]

Hello Moto ...
2/19/05

In a poignant lesson about basic human kindness and the indelible human sexual spirit, we take a few moments today to ruminate upon the differences between porn stars and the rest of us. OK. What we really do is use a flimsy excuse to watch our buddies Georgia Adair and Even Stone introduce a young lady to the joys of three-way sex in Becoming Georgia Adair, Chapter III. It sounded a lot better the first way, though.  [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Harmony, Michael Ninn]

Evan and Georgia in Harmony ... well, not yet, but soon ...
2/16/05

Because Dee does a lot more than just KSEX, we thought we’d show off a little more of her. Today she stars in the movie Chill which I think has a strange name. I watched it, and I actually felt kind of warm. Also, Dee had a scene with Scott Styles and Christie Lee, and another one with Holly Hollywood, so there’s a lot to look at here. For example, we have this interesting picture of a topless Dee conversing with a stuffed buffalo head. I emailed it to Dee with the observation, “You’re a strange, strange woman, my friend.” And she looks really good naked too. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Christie Lee, Holly Hollywood, D.Minion]

Oh, give me a home, where the buffalo roam, and then hope Dee will get naked there.
2/15/05

We’re plowing through Dee’s old KSEX stories again with another bizarre episode — this from August 4, 2004. You know, if everyone had to spend hours and hours looking at Dee naked while they plowed, there would probably be a lot more farmers in America. Of course, that’s just one opinion.  [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Alana Evans, D.Minion]

Alana Evans wishing she could play with Dee's breasts. We know how she feels.
2/14/05

You know what’s better than Valentine’s Day? That’s easy: Valentine’s Day with Kristal Summers. Kristal’s been so busy lately that it’s been hard to pin her down, but we did manage to fanagle a special Cam Show out of her, and there’s of course the story of “Kristal’s Amazing Feats” … All in all, we have a lot of Kristal today, and all in all that makes for a very good day. As a matter of fact, it’s difficult to think of a better day, unless, of course, you think of Kristal AND Dee … AND Wendy …. Well, you get the picture. Still, if one has to suffer through with just one woman, Kristal would be a good choice. Happy Day, all … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video]

Kristal Summers. She even looks good in a thumbnail.
2/13/05

It’s pretty much your typically wacky Night Calls post here today, as we get references from Biblical, through outlaw country music, and end up with “Charlie the Tuna.” Sometimes I worry about us; I really do. Then, I just decide to stop thinking about it and have a cookie. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Ashley Blue, Mav, Steve, D.Minion]

Juli Ashton and Tiffany Grannath abuse a poor UK lass. It's sad, really.
2/9/05

Anonymous sex would be bad … right? Well if you need an inhibitor, we could talk about confusion, misinterpretation, or even (egads) … lawyers … I’m thinking we should just stick with anonymous sex. Oh, and we’re only mentioning Maverick in passing here. We be jammin’ … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Dee, Tiffany Granath, TJ Hart, Vicca, Nikita, Inari Vachs, Anais, Julia Ann, Becca, Devinn Lane, Georgia Adair, Keri Windsor, Cheyenne Silver, Wendy Divine, Maverick]

(Don't look here.)
2/7/05

D.Minion files her Super Bowl 2005 report today, but doesn’t really talk much football. I think the entire gridiron report was “Oh, yeah. The Patriots won. Rah.” We do get some take on the commercials, though, and a rather lengthy report on the current state of the miniature dachshunds. Great. She closes with a dirty dozen shots from last week’s Ninn shoot, however, so you can just skip to Katsumi, Penny Flame, Mia Smiles, and some beautiful Russian girl I didn’t get to meet. (Drat.) Remember that handy little camera icon at the top of the page. [FEATURED TAGS: Mia Smiles, Katsumi, Penny Flame, Trinity, Monica Sweetheart]

Mia Smiles. We do too.
2/6/05

Apparently there’s a big football game going on today, but it doesn’t involve either the Broncos or the Dolphins, so it really can’t be that important after all. So for those of us that would rather see beautiful women masturbate on this fine occasion, we have another option. Ninn Worx Weekends have taken a sorry slide of late, but they’re back today. Also we have an excellent picture of Sasha’s breasts. Cool … [FEATURED TAGS: Linn Thomas, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Georgia Adair, Anna Karin, Jesse V., Mia Smiles, Katsumi, Justine Joli, Monica Daniels, Olivia Del Rio, Nikita Denise, Nautica, Kenzie Ryan, Rayveness, Judith Bodor, Erica Vachs, Teanna Kai, Laurie Capri, Dominica Leoni, Michael Ninn]

Lin Thomas –  beautiful in “Soloerotica” and even when she's not.
ninn
2/2/05

You know what’s nice? A nice little story about Dee on KSEX from last July. It’s short. It has fifteen nice little pictures, and it shows Dee’s breasts.Of course it also shows Dee trying to feed Jack Daniels to a stuffed bear, but that’s just how things go around here. Also, it will only take about ten minutes out of your life to take it all in. Sometimes that’s nice. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion]

Dee with a Pooh Bear. Ah, the life of porn stars. ...

January 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/03

We’re debuting two new regular features for the site, starting with the addition of our new “Ninn Worx Weekend” which will feature photo galleries from the latest and greatest of Michael Ninn each and every weekend. Then we’ve improved our presentation skills (finally) with the slide show code Craig’s been on us about. He may be wrong about Rich not being very nice, but we have to admit that the show feature actually adds a bit of pizzaz that we’ve been lacking. Turns out some people like to look at pictures with their hands free. Wonder what for … Oh, most importantly we got to make a groovy new icon, and that’s why y’all are members anyway, right? You enjoy all the icons on the site. [FEATURED TAGS: Michelle Michaels, Michael Ninn]

Fetishy Michelle Michaels
1/28/03

As the folks around here are gearing up for the return of Night Calls Live next week, we thought we’d give you D.Minion’s account of the final show of last season, Night Calls, December 18th, 2002. You can tell by the date that this was their Christmas show, and looking at the pictures started to put us in the holiday spirit once again. Then we realized we just got the stupid lights down a couple of weeks ago, and we decided not to embrace the holiday spirit this quickly again. We decided, rather, to just look at, and read about, Juli and Tiffany (and all of their naked friends). Sounds way easier … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, D.Minion]

Nice presents: Juli Ashton and Tiffany Grannath
1/25/03

If you don’t want to read about Kristal Summers’ Eager Beaver, and you don’t want to see 46 beautiful pictures of Kristal and Tanya Danielle lighting theirs up. If you have no interest in Kristal’s updated journal, or the new slide show feature from her latest cam show, Nurse Kristal, or if you don’t even care anything about the adult industry’s health practices, or D.Minion’s fear of prostitutes, well then you can skip this entry entirely. You can just go on back to your local paper and read more about professional football players than any one person should have an interest in, and check back with us next week. Just go buy your beer and chips and get ready for the Super Bowl, where crazy companies spend $70,000 a second to try to sell us things. Still, we’re thinking you might have enough time to fit this story in, and then you get to do both … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Tanya Danielle, Lola, D.Minion]

What's not to be eager about?
1/23/03

In an almost complete departure from anal pile driving, we have Playboy TV from a year and a half ago on tap today. It seems that back in October of 2001 Julia Ann granted The Bunny a favor and filled in for an absent Tera Patrick on Night Calls: 411. D.Minion dutifully accompanied her and wrote a fine account, even talking about anal, but not actually demonstrating it. Sometime thereafter we upgraded D.Minion’s hard drive at the office, and some of the files got dropped in the switch. When we put the old hard drive in a computer we’re building for Kristal, we found them. Now that’s probably way more information than you really needed, but there’s never too many pictures of Julia Ann, so here are some more. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Crystal Knight, D.Minion]

Damn fine representations of womanhood.
Julia Ann's Web Site
1/22/03

To tell you the truth, even with a fairly large site, it’s rare for people to actually write in to the webmaster about anything, well, unless they’re complaining. Those of you that use the Message Boards or the Chatroom know that there are a lot more “views” than there are actual people posting or chatting. Maybe it’s just the nature of the genre; maybe people just like their anonymity. So when we posted the first photo galleries from Ninn Worx last week, we didn’t expect anything out of the ordinary. We were surprised by the amount of positive comments people actually took the time to write. For all of you that wrote in, thank you! Here are some more from Fetish. For all of you that didn’t, you can look at them also. We still like you, too. Oh, and as another first for us, you’ll be able to see a hard core anal pile driver position, accomplished on a concrete floor. And people say there’s nothing to this profession. Pshaw. [FEATURED TAGS: Nicole Sheridan, Mia Smiles, Michelle Michaels, Aurora Snow, Bunny Luv, Ava Vincent, Michael Ninn]

Mia Smiles. TWICE.
1/20/03

It seemed like it was time to talk about Kristal and Inari, and so we are, in the flesh, so to speak. Actually D.Minion was on a set with them last summer for a movie called The Flesh Game from Ultimate Pictures, and she took 50 rather stunning, and occasionally personal-type pictures. Of course, that’s what she does for a living, giving us all just one more reason to be jealous of D.Minion’s job. One day we’ll actually get a picture of her too. Wonder what she looks like …[FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Shelbee Myne, Faith Leon, Jessica Dee, Naomi Marcella, and Tiffany Mason, D.Minion]

Kristal, a way we love her.
1/18/03

We’ve been deluged with sights and sounds from the convention, and last we checked D.Minion was on “Page Eight” of her review. We’ve decided not to ask anymore, and we’ve specifically ruled out murder and suicide as options for our web posting folks. You can’t be too careful, and DM occasionally has a lot to say. That said, we’re giving you a fan’s perspective, and a husband’s perspective while we wait, and, assuming The Force is with Us, a couple of different presentations of the perspectives. Sometimes it’s confusing around here … and that’s on a good day. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Juli Ashton, Wendy Divine, Jessica Drake, Monique Alexander, Sunrise Adams, Sydnee Steele, Georgia Adair, Dee, Inari Vachs, Kristal Summers, Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Ginger Lynn, Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, Wanda Curtis, Holly Hollywood, Craig]

Odd attire as the norm.
1/15/03

We’ve been telling you that we’d have a big announcement concerning Risqué’s Georgia Adair, and we’re sorry that you’ve probably been laying awake nights wondering what it could be. Well you can rest easy after you read our latest entry, but you might want to look at the 100+ hard-core pictures generously offered to you by Michael Ninn. We’re calling it Hardcore Announcement. And remember you heard it here first; we’re predicting big things in Georgia’s future. [FEATURED TAGS: Gauge, Aurora Snow, August, Taylor Ann, Michael Ninn]

Gauge smiles. Twice too.
1/14/03

It’s not the full-featured, action-packed, expose you might be waiting for. Rather it’s an aperitif, a sweet little taste, of the experiences of the Risqué troupe in Las Vegas. We attended the Internet convention, and then we attended the video convention, and, honestly, that’s really just a little bit boring to write about. However, we managed the enviable task of visiting with dozens of beautiful women, one of whom (That would be TJ Hart) decided to prance around the living room naked while she was waiting for everyone else to get ready to go to the convention. Just so we’re clear, if TJ decides to strip every time we’re late, it’s very likely we’ll never be on time again. You can understand why when you look at the pictures. [FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart, D.Minion]

TJ Over Glass ...
1/6/03

Everyone who knows her understands that Julia Ann actually is one class act. Then Wicked made a movie called Class Act, and now it’s all very confusing. We’d love to tell you that D.Minion clears everything up for us in this second, massive, post, right in a row. Notice, however, that we are not. There are 212 pictures here, and that means we’re even boiling in Farenheight (Mav). Look at it this way. If you look at 50 pictures a day, it will only take you eight days to cover the last two stories. After that, we’ll be back from Las Vegas. You didn’t think you’d get away with one measley little Wicked homework assignment while we’re out of town did you? Oh, and there will be a quiz later … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann Video, Stormy Daniels, Tanya Danielle, Nicole Sheridan, Zana, Exclusive Video, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

What one wants waiting at home.
Julia Ann's Web Site
1/5/03

The entire office, and every one of the girls, are going to Las Vegas next week to see Bert and Lon. Well, there might be a couple of conventions in town too; we’ll check it out when we get there. With this in mind, we’ve put together D.Minion’s massive coverage of Devinn’s first productionThe Devinn Lane Show Part One: Forbidden Zone. There are 195 pictures, and 14 pages, here, but take your time. We’ll be back in a week, oh, and you haven’t seen the blue writing up above for about a month because of the holidays. Now you can look forward to coming along with us live again … [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Jubilee, Nikita Denise, Nikita Kash, Phoenix Ray, Lola, Dru Berrymore, Monica Mayhem, D.Minion]

Devinn: shady in shades.
1/3/03

Ooooooh … There’s nothing more exciting than a good old-fashioned Geek Fight. OK. There might be a few things more exciting, but when the geeks are fighting over Georgia, well, that’s worth noticing. So we noticed, and now you can too. If you’re confused now, wait until you see this entry to our Adult Diary … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair]

Adair you to pick a winner ...
1/2/03

Dee’s come up with a wonderful way to start the new year, as we show off minds as well as bodies. While Kristal makes herself ready for the Playboy Mansion New Year’s Eve Party, Julia Ann and Inari make themselves ready for Playboy Duties in Jamaica. Dee dabbles in gadgetry, and members are suitably impressed. Really. Swear. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Julia Ann, Inari Vachs]

Even Barbie is jealous of Julia Ann

August 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/30/02

We’ve mentioned the Night Calls team before, but now they’re really proving themselves. It’s actually kind of nice to just get a disk with the instructions: “Here. Put this up.” It’s even nicer to not be responsible for all the really bad puns in this Night Calls, May 15, 2002. The problem is that we don’t have anything captivating or clever to say here when we don’t do the set. So we won’t. We’ll just “put this up.” May the Farce Be with You … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Georgia Adair, Devinn Lane, Wendy Divine, D.Minion]

Juli in the shower. Always a good beginning.
8/30/02

D.Minion pointed how we’ve been remiss in publishing her topical articles, and since summer’s almost over, we thought we’d bring you Kristal Summers’ tour of “Erotica LA” this past June. (Well, we’re actually publishing because it is topical, and, well, we’re just a little bit afraid of D.Minion–on sets she’s known as the Paperwork Pitbull–and we thought it best to remain on her good side.) Whatever the case, take a glance of some XXX stars just hanging out and visiting, and think of all the fun you’ll have doing this at the Members’ Party … Signup is closing soon. If you’re interested, let us know. [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Kristal Summers, Dee, Shayla LaVeaux, Devinn Lane, Julia Ann, Michelle Michaels, D.Minion]

Kristal being Friend “Dee”
8/29/02

The reality of not being able to attend the Members’ Party this upcoming September 20th and 21st has started to take its toll on Inari and Julia Ann, as you can tell from their forlorn and distant faces. We’re sure they’re lamenting their conflicting schedules and trying to calm their tortured souls. Actually, they’re just killing time in Jamaica and someone had a camera. Imagine if they actually tried to be sexy. Dang … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Inari Vachs]

Inari and Julia Ann, fellow travellers.
8/29/02

While Juli and Tiffany are traveling cross-country mounting a radio attack, our Night Calls team has been hard at work trying to keep their “catch up” promises. We have the next bizarre installment from Night Calls, May 1, 2002 that involves deepthroating bananas and men having sex with watermelons … Apparently the producers were getting tired, but the women were still really sexy … Enjoy. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, April, D.Minion]

Cheating at a food fight.
8/26/02

Wow! It’s not unusual for us to receive some email when we do a post, and a great many of our members originally showed up because they (and we) love Juli Ashton and what she’s done for them (and our industry). But we got LOTS of email over the weekend. It’s a good thing most of the NFL games were Saturday, or we’d have never made it through all the email on Sunday. We appreciate the input, and SteveD’s been after us to put up some “secret” info on another scene from Essentially Shayla and Juli Too anyway, so we quick put together 60 more shots from this cult classic. (We can call it that: It’s Juli’s movie.) So check out some more from 1998, then log onto the Forum and thank SteveD for making us get to work. Then encourage him to get his butt over to the office and help … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Keri Windsor, Rebecca Lord, Risque News Insight]

Juli watching Shayla and happy newbie.
8/23/02

You know, we spend so much time talking about Night Calls that we forget what an outstanding performer Juli was in the world of XXX. In answering an email about an Ashton View title, we ran across some stills taken in sunny Florida, although it wasn’t really all that sunny when we were there on this trip. Still we have Juli, and Shayla, and Randy Spears, and a once-only performer, Taylore, and that’s plenty to pique our interest. Take a peek of your own at Snippets of Essentially Shayla. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Juli Ashton, Taylore, Risque News Insight]

The group about to grope.
8/22/02

We had a new member post to the Message Board (We call it “Forum” because that’s obviously more sophisticated.), and he lamented a dearth of recent Inari postings. We took his suggestion to heart, because we get very few actual suggestions, and we popped up a little behind the scenes story on Inari Solving Pier Pressure. We got “autiger’s” request at 8:00 in the morning. By 11:00 this same morning we had honored his request. Now y’all shouldn’t get used to that kind of organization around here, but it does go to show that sometimes pigs do indeed fly … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Stately Inari Vachs
8/21/02

Dee’s been “chaised” by fronds in low places, and we have the pictures to prove it. If you’re more of the literary bent, Dee’s convinced her new beau to put down some of his thoughts on paper so that she might publish them in her diary. Having a “Porn Star Girlfriend” sounds pretty cool at first blush, so to speak, but if you really give it some thought, it may not be the peaches and cream it sounds like. We pride ourselves on honesty here at Adult Diary, and that’s what you’re getting today for sure. Think about what it might be like, and then look at the 40 beautiful black and white beach shots of Dee. This is one fine-looking young lady, or as Maverick would say, “Damn!” [FEATURED TAGS: Dee]

Dee finest in black and white.
8/20/02

Well, we promised Juli (and D.Minion) that we’d put together a special “team” to see if we can’t get a little closer to current on our Night Calls coverage. The team seems to be pulling together, as we now have completed April. (Woo-Hoo) The team promises to keep plugging if y’all promise to keep reading; check out Night Calls, April 17, 2002 and let D.Minion know you appreciate her efforts … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Julie Meadows, D.Minion]

Pretty Tiffany Granath.
8/17/02

You can tell we’ve been beefing up our team as today they launched “Star Pages” for Shayla, Vicca, Nikita, Lola, and Cheyenne Silver–some of our favorite old friends. We have a guest editorial that introduces said lovely Ms. Silver, and you have 109 pictures of her to celebrate this massive expansion. We should warn you that viewing the set may cause a little expansion of your own, so best be prepared. We should also warn you about the “gynecological” nature of one of the pages, but we’ve made it easy to skip, should that not be your cup of tea. If it is … we hope you’re thirsty. Salud! [FEATURED TAGS: Cheyenne Silver]

A peek of Silver.
8/16/02

D.Minion’s providing quite the weekend treat as Kristal Summers, Sydnee Steele, and Nikita Denise take turn showing us what it takes to be Ms. Right. It turns out that this basically involves getting a lot of plastic surgery, and then spending a lot of time at the gym, and then you can go back and get revenge on all of the men who were mean to you earlier in your life, but we pretty much just skip over all of the moral lessons, and get right to the naked women. Hey, it’s a formula that’s worked for us thus far …. Don’t fix it if it ain’t broke, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Sydnee Steele, Nikita Denise, D.Minion]

The girl gang.
8/14/02

The Night Calls team seems to be following through with their duties, although the shock took us a moment to absorb. We’ve got the Night Calls, April 3, 2002 right here just to prove it. This one has a bit of a twist, as it has the first mention of the Message-Board Famous “Night Calls Yearbook.” Now when was Mike bringing that thing for us to scan … ? The set also has the distinct bonus of showing off our own Wendy Divine, who “demonstrated consensual restraint.” You’ll have to read it to figure that one out. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Wendy Divine, D.Minion]

Tiffany and Juli in Fishnet!
8/12/02

Boy were we embarrassed when we found out that we hadn’t put up Kristal’s New Journal Entries since April of this year. We felt sad and ashamed. We were weepy and quite nearly devastated. To make it worse, it wasn’t even Kristal that pointed it out to us, it was a conscientious member, Debbie from Cleveland, Ohio. We love Debbie, and we love Kristal, and we feel really bad. We’ve updated the journal now, and given it a new look, and, because we love members too, we’re showing you 25 beautiful new pictures of Kristal naked. If we ever get any naked pictures of Debbie from Cleveland, we’ll put those up too. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers]

Our Kristal Summers.
8/10/02

Somehow we managed to figure all this really complicated, but otherwise boring, steps necessary to begin the formal search for attendees to the 2002 Risqué Members’ Party. You’ve no excuses now, so sign up, and please act suitably impressed with all the silly graphics. We’re delicate around here. [FEATURED TAGS: Risque Members’ Party, Devinn, Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Jessica Drake, D.Minion]

An early picture of D.Minion. Really. Swear.
8/8/02

In honor of our new “Star Pages” for Devinn and Julia Ann, we decided to put up a “Behind-The-Scenes” look at Wicked Pictures’ Sex on Film. We found the D.Minion story, and then we found the 100+ pictures that accompany the three-page story, and then we noticed that DM set out to be “succinct.” To quote one of our all-time favorite movie lines: “[She] keeps using that word. I do not think it means what [she] thinks it means.” Naturally, for the sex scene stills, you should go to WickedWeb.com, but for the really good stuff, stick with us. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Julia Ann, Shay Sweet, Stephanie Swift, Nikita Denise, Nicole Sheridan, D.Minion]

Some sexy women, ready to film.
8/6/02

Juli and D.Minion are back with the next installment of Night Calls and we’re just all atwitter. And Tinker and the serious computer geeks have waded in with an evolution in the redesign they’re calling “Star Index.” Basically that means you can now easily search for our stories and illustrations on Devinn Lane and Julia Ann, and soon you’ll be able to search by other famous naked ladies that we’ve run across over the years. It took some serious code crunching to accomplish this extraordinary feat, so we’ve taken the liberty of calling the accomplishment “atwitter squared.” (We’re not real writers: We just play them on the Web.) [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Carmen Luvana, Brittany Andrews, D.Minion]

The door that starts it all ...
8/5/02

We’re not trying to complain or anything, but it’s been a little crazy around here, what with this being the busiest summer in recent memory. We thought the members might like a little peek at what’s been going on, though, so that’s what we put together. You know our motto: Use any excuse for a story that includes naked pictures of Dee. We also live by the appropriate corollary that “there’s no such thing as too many spread shots,” and rest assured that D.Minion’s hard at work on that one. We’re givers; what can we say? [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais]

Kristal's niece, Amber Summers.