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October 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/05	In the manner of traditional holiday pursuits, we seek to make some hollow weenies today. Being somewhat distinguished from the norm in this festive tradition, though, it may be possible that we have approached this endeavor with a somewhat unusual slant. Well … that happens. As it happens too, though, sometimes very simple tasks turn out to be the most entertaining. Ain’t life grand? [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Michael Ninn]
10/28/05	We came up with the title “Podiatric Ponderings” so it would seem logical that we would have to foot the bill. … That pretty much sums it up for today, folks. Sure, we talk about Socrates, and the nature of the XXX business, and even Zaphod Beeblebrox, but basically the philosophy pales in comparison with the tanned skins of the beautiful women present. And doesn’t that just about sum up life? [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Krisz Video, Shaena Steele Video, Exclusive Video]
10/25/05	As we were going through all of the completed files, those being of the type ready to put up for the world to see (well, technically not The World, per se, but at least the world of Members) we noticed that we suddenly found ourselves in the midst of a Dee crunch. We’ve been having a lot of Dee, and we worried that we might be overdoing it somewhat. Then we sat down and rested for a bit. Too much Dee? And this time with Kristal Summers?! Riiiiiight …. We just kind of play them as they lie around here, as many of you know, and that keeps us … um … markedly above par. (Don’t you hate it when a metaphor goes astray?) Let’s consider a Dancing Endeavor with Dee as we consider our metaphorical faux pas … pas’s … pass’zzzz … Well, you know … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers, D.Minion]
10/23/05	You know what’s worse than your team losing in the last 10 seconds? Being in such a hurry to get the post up in order to watch the game that you forget the “New Stuff” link, and THEN having your team lose in the last 10 seconds … by one point … because of a missed field goal … by one of the most accurate field goal kickers in NFL history. OK, so put a technical date of 10/25/05 on this post, because after the proper amount of grieving time, we happened to notice this little clerical error. On the upside, you could have found the post if you happened to check the “Dee” Main Page, and (as you’ve hopefully surmised) you can now check out many, many words detailing Dee, Chloe and Jezabelle Bond on a “mainstream” shoot that makes the use of mirkins look sane. Straight shoots are weird. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Chloe, Jezebelle Bond, D.Minion]
10/20/05	Our conversations about the relative nature of “Innocence” have been going on at the office for about a week. We’ve also learned a few other things that you’ll discover if you decide to read D.Minion’s 2,000+ word essay on the latest Innocence title, this being of the catchy sub-phrase, Wet. Now you may not be overly interested in philosophy, mechanical inclination, or even backgammon, but fortunately we do have Roxy Jezel, Nautica Thorn, and Hillary Scott to distract you. Oh, and we have conjugating copulation and peacocks for dessert. Bon Appétit … [FEATURED TAGS: Roxy Jezel, Nautica Thorn, Hillary Scott, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
10/15/05	So the hectic pace around here lately has led to way too many episodes of fast food and pizza delivery. We started realizing that we were probably lacking in some important vitamins, and unless somebody recently changed the four basic food groups to be Triscuits, Beef Jerky, Skittles, and Beer, we might be missing some other things on the nutritional scale too. Then we realized that we’d been lacking Dee stories as well. Obviously we decided that concepts of “Good Health” remain clearly relative, and then we sent D.Minion out for more beer. Dee, happily, happens to be present and accounted for today, as we continue to work on our “horrible warning” goal … =) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Monique Alexander, JJ Holly (Kirsten Price), Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
10/12/05	Don’t you love words to live by? “If you can’t be a good example, at least you can serve as a horrible warning.” That’s what I learned in a book I was reading recently. At then outside the Adult Video News offices I noticed a bumper sticker that highlighted a Voltaire quote, saying, “Those that can convince you of absurdities can get you to commit atrocities.” All in all it’s been a pretty deep week, it seems to me. OK. That’s pretty much it, although you can look at some pictures if you want. This would be another one of those entries where I’d skip the words if I were you. We only have so much time in the day: We should spend it carefully. Oooooh … we are deep today. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Ava Vincent, Shayla LaVeaux, Devinn Lane, Lauren Montgomery, Keri Windsor, Inari Vachs]
10/9/05	This is a picture of Sunny Lane in the foreground and Justine Joli being quirky in the background. Unfortunately, this is not a day for Justine Joli, other than in this particular photograph (which gets bigger inside, fortunately). On the upside, we do have a lot of Innocence under discussion today, and we use lots of visual aids to accomplish the goal. Basically, it makes for a “Sunny” outlook. [FEATURED TAGS: Sunny Lane, Audrey Hollander, Bobbie Blair, Jordan Fleiss, Avena Lee, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
10/8/05	Here’s the story of some lovely ladies … but they about as far from “Brady” as one can get while still being Homo sapien, probably. You can, though, learn about some Ancient Egyptian “herstory” and some interesting local practices near Anais’ home town. It really might be best to just look at the 150 pictures, come to think of it. Who needs morals to a story these days anyway? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn]
10/5/05	Today might be a special day, or it might not be. Today might be a special day for someone whose name we can’t tell you, but it might rhyme with “truli” … er … “truly” …. And we might be in trouble for mentioning it, but we might not be too, and that’s always been worth the risk for us. Always remember that’s it’s easier to ask forgiveness than permission. (Damn, but she’s pretty, isn’t she? … Sucking up doesn’t hurt anything either.) [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Exclusive Video]
10/1/05	Here’s something that seems like good advice: “Let us not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments.” Of course, it assumes you understand both the literal definition of impediments as well as the psychological concept of true minds. This could be a problem. Gosh. Instead of really icky educational stuff we’re thinking that Angel Cassidy Exposing herself might be a fine diversion. We’ve read some captivating things in our time, and we’re pretty sure that none of this even gets to be in the (admittedly subjective) category of beautiful women naked. You know, that just might be the trouble with too narrow a definition of educational, come to think of it. [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Anais, Michael Ninn]

September 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/30/05	We encourage reading the classics around here. And then we encourage reading almost anything else. Reading is good, and your head doesn’t hurt nearly as much the next morning if you spend the evening reading rather than developing a personal relationship with, say, Jack Daniels. OK. Maybe if you spend the evening reading the Republican National Platform it might, but nobody really reads that anyway, do they? In honor of this encouragement, today we’re taking a twist on the classics with “Of Vice, Not Men,” and while certainly not destined to be required fodder at some future university it has the distinct benefit of including Juli Ashton, Alexandra Silk, and Devinn Lane among its subject matter. After that, who really cares? [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Devinn Lane Video, Alexandra Silk Video, Exclusive Video]
9/26/05	A funny thing happened on the way to the web post today. One of the site management tools that we use pointed out that this Night Calls, August, 2005 entry represents a total of 5,000 pages that we’ve laid out for the world to see. That seems significant … not like the stars in a mountain sky at night or anything, but still significant. But although we’ve been good at honesty over the years, we’ve probably never been good at understanding significance. It’s a shortcoming we’ve learned to live with, however. So we’re going to leave it up to someone else to add that particular aspect. For our part, we plan on watching the Broncos on Monday Night Football, all the while hoping that Kansas City sent all of their players to assist in the hurricane relief efforts instead of bringing them to Denver. We may not be good at significance, but we do just fine with perspective. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Sunny Lane, D.Minion]
9/24/05	Now we can tell you about D.Minion’s visit to the set of Lost Angels – Wanda Curtis, and of course provide all of the usual fascinating insights delivered in laconic observation. OK. Maybe “laconic” might be more that we could hope for … so let’s go with “pithy” … and you guys can get on the Message Board and blame “bradcom” for the renewed fascination with words around here. One of the editors bought a bargain bin Word of the Day calendar and has felt it necessary to try to use the words for the 267 days that have already passed this year — in one week. (Bradcom owes the office a beer, by the way.) To D.Minion’s credit we should note, however, that she did provide 135 wonderful photograps of beautifully unclad women … oh, and some cows, an aging motorbike, and a couple of landscapes of a water truck. Isn’t it nice when things get back to normal? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Venus, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
9/23/05	It’s time once again for the Revelry of the Lab Rats. Oh. That would be us, by the way. However, this may not be as onerous as one might think, but we shouldn’t really explain it here because then everyone would hear about it. Let’s just say it involves some rather interesting activities for about 50 or so of the top stars in adult entertainment today. Sometimes it’s good to be a member, huh? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn]
9/21/05	Oops. We got called into the Principal’s office today, or at least its porn equivalent. It seems we haven’t been practicing the proper reverence for the vaunted Adult Video News Awards. You know, we’d be really sorry, but proper reverence has never been one of our better subjects, and we’ve pretty much come to grips with this failure over the years. While we’re contemplating our wrong-doing, and driving all the way to Los Angeles to hear about it, by the way, we thought we’d let you kill a little time with the Anais version of (the) Pool Party. We might be using that term fairly loosely here, come to think of it. … Drat. … There we go again being all impertinent and the like. We should be sent to our room immediately … and Anais should come with us to be sure we’re really sorry. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn]
9/14/05	Being rather the pragmatic type, we tend to pay attention when someone wants to teach us something. Hey, if someone wants to use us for our brains, we might as well get something out of the deal, right? Besides, you just never know when knowing a few tricks can turn into a fun afternoon with Juli Ashton, Inari Vachs, Keri Windsor … oh … and Shayla LaVeaux and Devinn Lane. Oh, my darling(s), you just never know about some things, although learning it seems to us will always be a good thing. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Devinn Lane Video, Inari Vachs, Keri Windsor Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
9/13/05	Now you’d think that being a “lab rat” wouldn’t be the most fun job in the world. However, provided no one really cuts open your head to stick pointy electrical things into your brain, there are some positive things to be said for the potential. If, for example, you have Anais and Jana Cova as your visual “aides” (as it were) for the day, well maybe it would be OK to just hang for the time being. We can always escape later. It may seem hard to believe, even after all these years since school, but “Homework can be Your Friend.” [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Jana Cova Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
9/10/05	It was 12:34 on May 6th, 1978 … Naturally, this made it 12345678 …. Well, at 11:12 today it will 9-10-11-12 (sort of) which isn’t as cool by any means, but it’s not bad. Also not bad would be the triumphant return of the Ninn Worx Weekend, at least since we get to talk even more about Justine Joli. We certainly seem to be living in a “phase” mode these days, don’t we? Ah, well, as long as the pretty girls keep on telling us secret stuff and letting us into their lives, this seems like a good place to hang around. You know, it occurs to us that a great many of the women currently making XXX movies were not even alive in 1978. Now is a good time to stop this kind of thinking is the next thing that occurs to us. [FEATURED TAGS: Justine Joli, Holly Morgan, Georgia Adair, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Isabella, Charlie Lane, Jana Cova, Michael Ninn]
9/8/05	If you have to hang around on a movie set, we suggest hanging around with Anais, Wanda Curtis, Angel Cassidy, Justine Joli, Jana Cova, and Charlie Laine. … You know, the trouble with simple advice is that it seems to be awfully hard to accomplish most of the time. … At the particular moment however, we asked not for whom the belles tolled … (We need a bumper sticker that says “Decry the Paucity of Good Literature” … and we need a bumper on which to put it.) [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Angel Cassidy, Jana Cova, Charlie Laine, Justine Joli Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
9/6/05	You know what would be wonderful? It would be wonderful if people always did just what they said they were going to do. That would be great, wouldn’t it? In my decade (plus) of Porn Star Management I always said that if you just do what you say you’re going to do, that generally being showing up on time, looking good, with the wardrobe you need, and knowing your lines, you’d immediately be in the top 2% of the working talent. Sad, isn’t it? But it’s still true, although “lines” aren’t as commonly used as they once were, what with corporations buying up all of the companies and the time taken to do “dialogue” being hard to justify on a silly balance sheet that somebody who’s never even seen an adult movie has responsibility for. Video may have killed the radio star, but Business may beat us all to death sooner or later …. OK. We’ve stalled enough. If you don’t recall our promise, then you’re probably not a member anyway, and you haven’t even read this far before you clicked away to another page. We’re very philosophical today … [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Michael Ninn]
9/4/05	So say you’re going to have a Dinner Party. And say that Dee, Carmen Luvana, and Lauren Phoenix are desparate to attend. … Then say that champagne makes their clothes fall off. We’d say you’d have a dandy time, but we’re really trying to avoid the obvious (obviously). [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Carmen Luvana, Lauren Phoenix, D.Minion]
9/1/05	Rumor has it that one of our own has a birthday today, and like responsible adults we know exactly how to treat mere rumors. … We consider them Gospel, and then endeavor to tell as many people as we can remember about the scandalous circumstances that we can recall, or at least make up. Think about it. When else would the entire address book of your email, or the entire listings in your cell phone directory, become valuable? So Kristal Summers has a birthday, and apparently that’s a unique enough of an occurrence to spur us into action. … OK. It’s at least enough of an occurrence to entice us into wishing Kristal a Happy Day … and to show off one of Kristal’s “Flirty Dozen” … She’s really a great person; it’s the least we can do. At “least” we should do that, it seems. We plan on more serious spurring just as soon as we take a nap. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs]

August 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/31/05	Did you ever notice how life tends to go in cycles? You know how you won’t even think about a certain restaurant for months and then all of the sudden you’ll end up there three times in two weeks? Weird, isn’t it? Well, that seems to be what’s happened here, although it certainly didn’t originate as any sort of a plan or anything. We seem to have gone from the Ninn Worx barrage to Angel Cassidy week as today we find D.Minion “Enraptured” with the comely lass as she was on set shooting the last of her contract movies for Michael. All we know is we’ve gone from the “camel through the eye of the needle” analysis to a movie called Rapture. We’re thinking we’d better be on our P’s and Q’s for a little bit, which we define around here as Perspicaciously Quixotic. We always did have trouble with traditional values … [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy Video, Rita Faltoyano, Brittney Skye, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
8/29/05	What do you do if you have to spend all day with Anais, Angel Cassidy, and Wanda Curtis, watching them get naked and pose glamorously for the multiple cameras in the room? Well, if you’re D.Minion you forget all about it, at least that’s what happened this time. We were going through a bunch of discs, looking for a good shot for the upcoming Angel Cassidy Exposed, and D.Minion became positive she had never seen these sets before. “Um,” I said. (I often use eloquent speech patterns such as this.) “You were there,” I explained (as I endeavor to be both erudite and patient). “You even wrote a story about it,” I concluded. “I did?” said our Diminutive One. “Did you ever put it up?” “Probably not,” I confessed. “I miss a lot of old stuff because of all of the new stuff.” Well, as you may have guessed, D.Minion found the story and the accompanying pictures, and now you can see them today. Also, we have concluded that not only do we occasionally dazzle with our impressive use of the English language, we often have some trouble just getting to the point. Have you noticed? We call it … Promotion on an Angelic Scale … And we’ll just be quiet now. By the way, this would be Angelic Anais, Angelic Angel, but Wanda Curtis is not pictured (and that’s a damned shame). [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Anais, Wanda Curtis, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
8/28/05	Ah, vacation is nice. You take a couple of days off, and you come back and work through a couple of nice little stories about Dee from the early days of KSEX, those being 2/12/04 and 8/19/04 and you look through about 50 nice pictures. Then you read some nice D.Minion insights, and you watch the Broncos win a meaningless game that has the Denver press advising the NFL to just go ahead and ship the Super Bowl XL Lombardi trophy to Colorado now. It’s nice to get back to normal. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion]
8/24/05	Now this post was supposed to go up before we took off out of town to shoot the next batch of Ninn Worx shows, these being Neo_Pornographia 3 and Angel Cassidy Exposed. That was the plan anyway. We even bribed a couple people to stay late on Friday just to help put all of the galleries together for what we’re calling Catherine … The Finished. (Available in both the Standard Double-Disc and Limited Editition Collector’s versions, don’t you know.) But the combination of being in a hurry, and being all but beaten to death turned out not to be really very helpful. For some reason, we couldn’t get the darned images to show up when we tried to test the pages on the web. This morning, back from LA, and much better rested, we discovered that we forgot to put the pictures and the trailer on the server. Oops. “Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?” [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Nikki Blond, Victoria Swinger, Adriana Rouso, Valentina Velasques, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
8/20/05	Well, it’s done. We still can’t really say the name of it without fear of irritating the nervous twitch we’ve developed, but IT has been delivered to the replicators, all 5+ hours of it, not counting the 10 or so it would take someone to go through all of the DVD ROM part of the Bonus Disc. … So we were going to put up one last post to advertise it, and we asked D.Minion to pick “a few” shots from the show to give you all. Deep in the [censored]-throws, she came up with 240 of them. Rather than wait to get all of these processed, we decided to just pop in a nice little Night Calls story, with nice little Juli Ashton and Tiffany Granath antics. It’s got to be about time for another episode of the series, and this way we’ll actually be caught up here ahead of time. Man, it will be good to get back to our friends the Risqué Women … Time to visit some sets again … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]
8/15/05	We’ve got just about enough time before Monday Night Football starts on ESPN to Pop up a quick little diddy about our Dear friend Dee. We can’t explain too much here because we don’t have a lot of time, but we did want to miss at least the first few minutes of the broadcast because, frankly, we’re very tired of hearing about Terrell Owens. He should try getting a job, don’t you think? And I’m betting he’d suck at the dictionary game. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
8/12/05	We don’t want to talk about it. We’re not mentioning the name of the movie, and we’re not mentioning the name of the lead character, because that would be mentioning the name of the movie. Instead, we’re going to concentrate on Anais, and more completely on Anais and some of her pleasant diversions with Angel Cassidy and Wanda Curtis. That’s it. It’s all about Angelic Anais, and that’s going to suit us just fine. Don’t even read the words. Who wants to know secret stuff anyway? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Angel Cassidy, Wanda Curtis, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
8/7/05	OK. So we took a little/lot of time and managed to patch up one of the corrupted entries from last week. If you look back to July 27th, 2005 you can see it now. We should note that we mean “corrupted” in the binary sort of computer sense of the word, and not the editorial one, obviously. We should also note that we have one more of these to go. Why couldn’t simple little one-page posts go … FFTHPPPP? If you don’t want to scroll, this picture will jump you to it. [FEATURED TAGS: Brittney Skye, Kelly Taylor, Tory Lane, Malibu, Mia Smiles, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
8/6/05	Well, Michael Ninn Month(ish) progresses as we continue to trade efforts here. Since we’re supposed to get back to Catherine work quickly today, let us just sum up. Want to see 125 photographs of beautiful European women parading through Ninn Worx’ late August release Fem – Dolce? Well today would be an excellent time to do that. We’ve even set up a special pre-order purchase price for members just to see how it would work. Order before the movie actually arrives in the warehouse, and $30 – shipping & handling included – sets it at your doorstep. Sometimes it’s good to be the subject of the experiment. [FEATURED TAGS: Katalin, Laura Capri, Yasmine Gold, Judith Fox, Caroline DeFale, Valentina Velasques, Sophie Moone, Betty Saint, Tiffany Rouss, Electra Angel, Michael Ninn]
8/4/05	Hmm. We’re not quite sure how to respond when the guy brought in for a few weeks to help out starts making fun of the guy that signs the paychecks around here — publicly. Well, that’s not exactly accurate, as the various members of our motley crew seem to be quite amused by the turn of events, and it’s only the “Geeky Guy” that’s having some issue with it. Ah, well, it does appear that something’s gone amiss (yet again, I know) with some of the scripts on the server, and after going through what remains of Catherine late yesterday, and then looking at a calendar, I just decided to laugh about everything anyway. Sometimes that’s what you gotta do. When life gives you lemons, as we’ve learned, you find someone that life has given vodka — and have a party. So while I’m off in search of vodka, or a few more hours in the day, enjoy some wonderful shots of Inari Vachs that I happened to run across “unpublished” as they were. Naturally, I found these when I was looking for something else entirely — naturally. You know, back when Deb was writing for us, she used to call me the “Big Dick” on the site. I wonder if this is getting better. (Got it: I’ll need ice cubes AND vodka.) [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]
8/3/05	We might just be getting old, but this whole Catherine … Michael … Ninn Worx … thing is kicking our collective butts. And these aren’t the fun kind of butts to collect in this business either. So we’re having a wee bit of another Sneak Peek, and we’re not even trying to hide it this time around. Hell, if we went anywhere to hide, we’d certainly fall asleep, and then we’d never get this sucker done. You know what we need? We need some more nice little movies all about Dee, or Kristal, or even Wendy or Anais. We need something that didn’t involve thousands of miles of travel and tens (of tens) of thousands of dollars to work on. That’s what we need. We also could always use a little Justine Joli and Audrey Hollander, though. [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Justine Joli, Michael Ninn]

May 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/28/05	It’s Memorial Day Weekend, as most of the US folks know, and we’re celebrating. True, most Americans likely can’t even remember what we’re supposed to be memorializing (as anyone that’s ever seen “Jaywalking” on The Tonight Show can attest), but a very few people might recall that some people have spent millions of dollars, and some rather more important people have died, giving us the chance to carve our little free niche in the world. So grill some beef. Eat some hotdogs. Play frisbee with your dog. … And try not to be too upset with the fact that banks are closed on Monday. At least most of you don’t have to go to work, after all. Oh, and if you’ve got the time, you might check out D.Minion’s Risqué Retrospective. Nobody died, and not even any animals were harmed, in this little synopsis of time. But, gee, ain’t it funny how time slips away? [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis DeVell, Kaylan Nicole, Norma Jean, Serenity, Shayla LaVeaux, D.Minion]
5/27/05	The Porn Industry hasn’t quite figured out the deceptively important concept of picking a title with care. We tend to name things with what they ARE, rather than what they’re ABOUT. Of course many would say that’s simply because the adult “movies” are exactly what they are about, but those people are still wearing trenchcoats and looking for cheap thrills from a hole in the wall if you ask me. Fortunately, no one asks me much, and so I can spend my time enjoying Dee Directing once again. Also, I don’t blame her for the title. You can now enjoy her too. Let’s not think about the trenchcoat crowd for the whole weekend, OK? [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Ashley Blue, D.Minion]
5/25/05	Over the years we’ve come to understand that it’s always preferable to wake up with a beautiful woman. Sometimes it’s even nice to wake up with three beautiful women, and if those women happen to be Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, and Becca … well, you’re obviously still asleep because you’re dreaming. Still we’re big on vicarious existence around here so you might as well sit back and enjoy something we (very cleverly, we might add) call Sybian Rivalry … OK. Maybe we’re still sleeping too. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, Becca]
5/20/05	So you meet a new person, and you’re still in the getting to know each other stage, right? Well somebody new on the Risqué periphery was describing a friend of hers. “She’s a real Right-Winger,” says the strange new person (who gets stranger by the minute sometimes), “but she’s a closet liberal, because she has gay friends, and even a Jewish one.” Good Grief: One step forward. Two steps back. Eeek! … Aside from the patently offensive implications here, we also saw a dandy opportunity to introduce Night Calls from March of 2005, since we love irony in all of its many forms. You see, this particular Night Calls episode, besides featuring the usual Juli Ashton and Tiffany Granath raucousness, had a group of beautiful female boxers as their guests, and if I ever knew two women that needed a punch in the mouth … well, you just heard from them on the periphery. What a strange world porn makes. That’s what we always say … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Dee, D.Minion]
5/16/05	“Sometimes it’s sweetness and light here in Porn Valley, but sometimes things don’t work out exactly as planned. Here’s the story of a movie shoot, The Dinner Party 3, for Ultimate, directed by Nicholas Steele, that didn’t quite work out as planned.” That’s the introduction that D.Minion wrote for this story. I’ll try again to explain to her that “sweetness and light” are relative terms, but until then you can enjoy the story. And isn’t “light sweetness” a nouveau term for fake sugar? Eeek … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Isabella, Lonnie, D.Minion]
5/14/05	We thought we’d spice up the start of the weekend with a bit of nostalgia, a bit of digital evolution, a small bit of Kristal Summers and Becca, and more than a small bit of Wendy Divine and Eric Masterson. You’ve also learned something for your grilling efforts this weekend. It’s always good to spice in small bits. You can always add more … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Becca, Wendy Divine, D.Minion]
5/13/05	I got fired from my job last week, and I was pretty upset about it. So I was watching the surf, eating a couple of wonderfully spicy carne asada tacos and sipping fresh limeade (that I got from a tiny beach-side place most people never even notice) when I thought, “Hey! Wait a minute. She can’t fire me: I own the company.” Then I felt much better. Still, we’re pretty honest around here, and so if you’ve a mind to hear it, I’ll tell you the story. You can always just look for some amazing Friday the Thirteenth Bonus stuff instead. What did you expect from a guy named Lucky? Oh, and this picture will find its explanation. Really … [FEATURED TAGS: Phoenix Ray, Justine Joli, Audrey Hollander Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
5/10/05	Somehow we woke up on Monday and it became Inari Vachs week. Usually we have at least two or three “groups” working on content for the site, and for some reason everybody ended up with Inari at Hedonism for their “random” selection this time. Maybe it’s something in the water, or cosmos, or something … or maybe a lot of people just think Inari’s really, really pretty … Whatever. We can live with Inari, Shore ‘Nuf … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]
5/9/05	OK. So we admit that it’s been awhile since we ventured by the site here, but we’ve been hanging out with Michael Ninn on the set of what we think will be one dandy piece of filmography. Also, we’ve been consorting with various porno babes that think they want our directional advice, and we’ve been reading about famous women that died in 1799. Hey, it’s been a busy week. There are interesting things in the works, y’all … Wait. Isn’t it a curse to live in interesting times? [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Dee, Audrey Hollander, Michael Ninn]

Stars:Alexis DeVell| Ashley Blue| Audrey Hollander| Becca| Dee| Inari Vachs| Isabella| Juli Ashton| Julia Ann| Justine Joli| Kaylan Nicole| Kristal Summers| Lonnie| Michael Ninn| Norma Jean| Phoenix Ray| Serenity| Shayla LaVeaux| Tiffany Granath| Wendy Divine

Year:2005

Month:May

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