2/28/03 | Being low people on the totem pole around here means that we get to sit around and compile photo sets and fill orders, and organize tax stuff. It decidely does not mean that we get to visit porno sets and watch beautiful women have sex and generally just hang around naked. Being low people on the totem pole, in short, sucks. That said, we did enjoy the latest Ninn Worx Weekend, and hope springs eternal for a taller totem pole in the future. [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis, Nikki Blond, Michelle Wild, Judith Bodor, Michael Ninn] |
2/27/03 | In terms of a quickie “FYI” we definitely have “I” and it’s definitely “FY.” However, we’re still working on the concept of “quickie” — Dang women around here don’t seem to appreciate them, but we digress as we progress … [FEATURED TAGS: Victoria Zdrok, Linn Thomas, Michael Ninn] |
2/25/03 | For those of you planning your next orgy, you might want to give a look to D.Minion’s take on one Serenity put together early last year. Even if you’re not scheduling your own event, you might reconsider once you get a gander at the party Kristal and Dee got to attend. At the very least, we know whom we’re inviting to the next office party … And they don’t even have to bring pants … [FEATURED TAGS: Serenity, Kylie Ireland, Nikita Denise, Dee, Kristal Summers, Christi Lake, Zana, Cheryl Dynasty, Lezley Zen, D.Minion] |
2/21/03 | As per usual around here, we had to interrupt our regular scheduled “Ninn Worx Weekend” and delay to remainder of the Euroglam galleries. We did so, however, because we wanted to “Share some Shayla” with you. We don’t get the chance to do that nearly often enough anymore, but some distant rumors think that may change if a bit. That would be nice. Until then, this will be very nice, as Shayla shows off her Fem Friends. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Jenna Haze, Ashton Moore, Star E. Night, Dru Berrymore, Michelle Michaels, Michael Ninn] |
2/20/03 | What with all the Georgia work, getting ready for her first professional XXX feature, and the alleged visit by Maverick, we seem to have fallen behind in our Night Calls postings. It wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for the fact that Georgia herself pointed out our failings when she came into town. It seems she doesn’t get Playboy TV where she lives, so she checks out Night Calls by reading D.Minion’s accounts. Don’t you hate it when other people are right? If it makes you feel better, this installment includes a “bonus” section of our buddy Jessica Drake hosting the follow-up show Inside Adult. Hey we’re not always perfectly on time, but we always give a lot. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Aria, D.Minion] |
2/17/03 | Sometimes all you have to say is something like Fade to Blue. Sometimes it helps to say something additional like, “Juli Ashton, Vicca, Nikita, Asia Carrera, Houston and Amber Lynn.” Then sometimes you need to thank some people like VCA Pictures, and then you have to just shut up and let people look at the pictures. “It’s nice to see people enjoying their jobs,” is sometimes a fitting ending. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Amber Lynn, Houston, Asia Carrera, Nikita, Vicca, Michael Ninn] |
2/15/03 | It occurs to us that in addition to our “physical” orientation around here, we’re also following at least one of the properties that we learned in physics class oh so many years ago. Remember entropy? Well hopefully we’re a ways away from total implosion, but this latest guest editorial has many of the faithful wondering. At least we’re wondering with smiles on our faces as we shake our heads, however, and at least we remain true to our appreciation of beautiful naked women. Our guest star today focuses on Jessica Drake and Monique Alexander, and he does quite a creative “covering,” as the young ladies do an equally creative uncovering … We should warn you, the thumbnail below actually has a pithy relevance to our goals here today. You worried yet? [FEATURED TAGS: Jessica Drake, Monique Alexander, Craig] |
2/14/03 | We can’t think of a better way to celebrate Valentine’s Day than with wild kinky sex. Of course being of that opinion and actually being able to follow through with the desire personally have historically proven to be two rather different concepts. So for the couples out there, you might take a look at the latest Ninn Worx Weekend in order to get some ideas, if not on interesting positions, at least on wonderful fantasy mates. The couples out there should also understand that the single folks among us think y’all really suck this time of year: You’re really sappy, and mushy, and just plain gross most of the time. We’ll talk to you next week. Just give us the weekend to be alone with our singleness, oh, and Wanda Curtis … [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis, Nikki Blond, Michelle Wild, Judit Vecsey, Judith, Michael Ninn] |
2/13//03 | Well, it’s taken some time, but we’ve finally figured out D.Minion’s plan when she writes her annual report on the January Las Vegas Convention. She would like it to take you members approximately as long to read about the conventions, and look at the pictures, as it took us to actually attend the events. Even with imported help from the U.K. it took nearly as long to put all of this in order, giving those people that D.Minion doesn’t believe exist, the ones that just look at the pictures, a reasonable chance to find everything. Just as a summation: You have 14 pages, 219 pictures, and our two best video clips ever to see, well, if you really, really liked the hampster bits. Don’t try this on an empty stomach … [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Georgia Adair, TJ Hart, Wendy Divine, Julia Ann, Dee, Inari Vachs, Keri Windsor, Stephanie Swift, Amanda Lexx, Serenity, Jessica Drake, Monique Alexander, Fujiko Kano, Sydnee Steele, Devinn Lane, Exclusive Video, Lon, Steve, D.Minion, Risque News Insight] |
2/10/03 | We’ve hit upon a new philosophy here at the office: If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, heap ’em with hardcore. So that’s what we’re doing to distract you from the fact that we still haven’t gotten through the volumes of information D.Minion turned in regarding the AEE. (We took classes in law school that required less reading, dang.) Until we do, you can watch Stormy Masturbation and a young porn star “Gauge” a couple of potential suitors. We explain more inside, but let’s say for now we’re quite certain about the answer to an age old question: It’s beautiful, and it’s indeed art. There, now don’t you feel better? [FEATURED TAGS: Stormy Daniels Video, Gauge] |
2/7/03 | Well, now Carol has a new section to give her some navigation advice, Lon has a new board so he can let us know where we screwed up, and we all have a second “Ninn Worx Weekend” to pay attention to. All in all, this seems to be shaping up right nicely. Oh, and we should give a special thanks to SteveD for the “Flying Elvis” inspiration. As you can tell from the thumbnail below, some pictures are worth way more than 1,000 words … [FEATURED TAGS: Aurora Snow, Bunny Luv, Ava Vincent, Michael Ninn] |
2/6/03 | We’re gearing up for another round of Naughty Amateur Home Videos with our favorite hosts of the series, Julia Ann and Inari Vachs. Back in the old days, however, Julia used to host the show with Taylor Hayes, and that’s who was there on this day when D.Minion visited the set. Well, technically Taylor was only there one of the two days for the shoot. History would show that Taylor eventually became too “naughty” for the show altogether, and Inari stepped in. Never underestimate the simple value of serendipity. The kindness of strangers is nothing compared to that. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann Video, Taylor Hayes Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion] |
2/4/03 | Today you get to take a bath with TJ Hart. At times like this, brief introduction my be a wise and understanding friend. [FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart, D.Minion] |
2/3/03 | Proving again that sometimes it’s enough just to be beautiful, we give you the Risqué version of a Christmas Photo. The story pretty much explains itself, but we should note that the executive that received this gift was indeed touched. He was also in a bit of a bind. He couldn’t hang the picture in his office for fear of seeming to have “favorites,” and he couldn’t hang it at home because, well, wives are funny about that sort of thing. Last seen, the picture was beside his desk on the floor, beautiful frame and all. Ah, well, it’s the thought that counts, right?[FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Dee, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Devinn Lane, D.Minion] |
Filed Under: Georgia Adair
January 2003 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
1/31/03 | We’re debuting two new regular features for the site, starting with the addition of our new “Ninn Worx Weekend” which will feature photo galleries from the latest and greatest of Michael Ninn each and every weekend. Then we’ve improved our presentation skills (finally) with the slide show code Craig’s been on us about. He may be wrong about Rich not being very nice, but we have to admit that the show feature actually adds a bit of pizzaz that we’ve been lacking. Turns out some people like to look at pictures with their hands free. Wonder what for … Oh, most importantly we got to make a groovy new icon, and that’s why y’all are members anyway, right? You enjoy all the icons on the site. [FEATURED TAGS: Michelle Michaels, Michael Ninn] |
1/28/03 | As the folks around here are gearing up for the return of Night Calls Live next week, we thought we’d give you D.Minion’s account of the final show of last season, Night Calls, December 18th, 2002. You can tell by the date that this was their Christmas show, and looking at the pictures started to put us in the holiday spirit once again. Then we realized we just got the stupid lights down a couple of weeks ago, and we decided not to embrace the holiday spirit this quickly again. We decided, rather, to just look at, and read about, Juli and Tiffany (and all of their naked friends). Sounds way easier … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, D.Minion] |
1/25/03 | If you don’t want to read about Kristal Summers’ Eager Beaver, and you don’t want to see 46 beautiful pictures of Kristal and Tanya Danielle lighting theirs up. If you have no interest in Kristal’s updated journal, or the new slide show feature from her latest cam show, Nurse Kristal, or if you don’t even care anything about the adult industry’s health practices, or D.Minion’s fear of prostitutes, well then you can skip this entry entirely. You can just go on back to your local paper and read more about professional football players than any one person should have an interest in, and check back with us next week. Just go buy your beer and chips and get ready for the Super Bowl, where crazy companies spend $70,000 a second to try to sell us things. Still, we’re thinking you might have enough time to fit this story in, and then you get to do both … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Tanya Danielle, Lola, D.Minion] |
1/23/03 | In an almost complete departure from anal pile driving, we have Playboy TV from a year and a half ago on tap today. It seems that back in October of 2001 Julia Ann granted The Bunny a favor and filled in for an absent Tera Patrick on Night Calls: 411. D.Minion dutifully accompanied her and wrote a fine account, even talking about anal, but not actually demonstrating it. Sometime thereafter we upgraded D.Minion’s hard drive at the office, and some of the files got dropped in the switch. When we put the old hard drive in a computer we’re building for Kristal, we found them. Now that’s probably way more information than you really needed, but there’s never too many pictures of Julia Ann, so here are some more. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Crystal Knight, D.Minion] |
1/22/03 | To tell you the truth, even with a fairly large site, it’s rare for people to actually write in to the webmaster about anything, well, unless they’re complaining. Those of you that use the Message Boards or the Chatroom know that there are a lot more “views” than there are actual people posting or chatting. Maybe it’s just the nature of the genre; maybe people just like their anonymity. So when we posted the first photo galleries from Ninn Worx last week, we didn’t expect anything out of the ordinary. We were surprised by the amount of positive comments people actually took the time to write. For all of you that wrote in, thank you! Here are some more from Fetish. For all of you that didn’t, you can look at them also. We still like you, too. Oh, and as another first for us, you’ll be able to see a hard core anal pile driver position, accomplished on a concrete floor. And people say there’s nothing to this profession. Pshaw. [FEATURED TAGS: Nicole Sheridan, Mia Smiles, Michelle Michaels, Aurora Snow, Bunny Luv, Ava Vincent, Michael Ninn] |
1/20/03 | It seemed like it was time to talk about Kristal and Inari, and so we are, in the flesh, so to speak. Actually D.Minion was on a set with them last summer for a movie called The Flesh Game from Ultimate Pictures, and she took 50 rather stunning, and occasionally personal-type pictures. Of course, that’s what she does for a living, giving us all just one more reason to be jealous of D.Minion’s job. One day we’ll actually get a picture of her too. Wonder what she looks like …[FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Shelbee Myne, Faith Leon, Jessica Dee, Naomi Marcella, and Tiffany Mason, D.Minion] |
1/18/03 | We’ve been deluged with sights and sounds from the convention, and last we checked D.Minion was on “Page Eight” of her review. We’ve decided not to ask anymore, and we’ve specifically ruled out murder and suicide as options for our web posting folks. You can’t be too careful, and DM occasionally has a lot to say. That said, we’re giving you a fan’s perspective, and a husband’s perspective while we wait, and, assuming The Force is with Us, a couple of different presentations of the perspectives. Sometimes it’s confusing around here … and that’s on a good day. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Juli Ashton, Wendy Divine, Jessica Drake, Monique Alexander, Sunrise Adams, Sydnee Steele, Georgia Adair, Dee, Inari Vachs, Kristal Summers, Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Ginger Lynn, Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, Wanda Curtis, Holly Hollywood, Craig] |
1/15/03 | We’ve been telling you that we’d have a big announcement concerning Risqué’s Georgia Adair, and we’re sorry that you’ve probably been laying awake nights wondering what it could be. Well you can rest easy after you read our latest entry, but you might want to look at the 100+ hard-core pictures generously offered to you by Michael Ninn. We’re calling it Hardcore Announcement. And remember you heard it here first; we’re predicting big things in Georgia’s future. [FEATURED TAGS: Gauge, Aurora Snow, August, Taylor Ann, Michael Ninn] |
1/14/03 | It’s not the full-featured, action-packed, expose you might be waiting for. Rather it’s an aperitif, a sweet little taste, of the experiences of the Risqué troupe in Las Vegas. We attended the Internet convention, and then we attended the video convention, and, honestly, that’s really just a little bit boring to write about. However, we managed the enviable task of visiting with dozens of beautiful women, one of whom (That would be TJ Hart) decided to prance around the living room naked while she was waiting for everyone else to get ready to go to the convention. Just so we’re clear, if TJ decides to strip every time we’re late, it’s very likely we’ll never be on time again. You can understand why when you look at the pictures. [FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart, D.Minion] |
1/6/03 | Everyone who knows her understands that Julia Ann actually is one class act. Then Wicked made a movie called Class Act, and now it’s all very confusing. We’d love to tell you that D.Minion clears everything up for us in this second, massive, post, right in a row. Notice, however, that we are not. There are 212 pictures here, and that means we’re even boiling in Farenheight (Mav). Look at it this way. If you look at 50 pictures a day, it will only take you eight days to cover the last two stories. After that, we’ll be back from Las Vegas. You didn’t think you’d get away with one measley little Wicked homework assignment while we’re out of town did you? Oh, and there will be a quiz later … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann Video, Stormy Daniels, Tanya Danielle, Nicole Sheridan, Zana, Exclusive Video, D.Minion, Risque News Insight] |
1/5/03 | The entire office, and every one of the girls, are going to Las Vegas next week to see Bert and Lon. Well, there might be a couple of conventions in town too; we’ll check it out when we get there. With this in mind, we’ve put together D.Minion’s massive coverage of Devinn’s first productionThe Devinn Lane Show Part One: Forbidden Zone. There are 195 pictures, and 14 pages, here, but take your time. We’ll be back in a week, oh, and you haven’t seen the blue writing up above for about a month because of the holidays. Now you can look forward to coming along with us live again … [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Jubilee, Nikita Denise, Nikita Kash, Phoenix Ray, Lola, Dru Berrymore, Monica Mayhem, D.Minion] |
1/3/03 | Ooooooh … There’s nothing more exciting than a good old-fashioned Geek Fight. OK. There might be a few things more exciting, but when the geeks are fighting over Georgia, well, that’s worth noticing. So we noticed, and now you can too. If you’re confused now, wait until you see this entry to our Adult Diary … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair] |
1/2/03 | Dee’s come up with a wonderful way to start the new year, as we show off minds as well as bodies. While Kristal makes herself ready for the Playboy Mansion New Year’s Eve Party, Julia Ann and Inari make themselves ready for Playboy Duties in Jamaica. Dee dabbles in gadgetry, and members are suitably impressed. Really. Swear. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Julia Ann, Inari Vachs] |
October 2002 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
10/31/02 | The Essentially Dee week comes to a close, as it were, with visual depiction of a spontaneous lesbian orgy. Those, by the way, are our favorite kind. We have Dee with Juli Ashton and Keri Windsor, as planned, and the wonderful last minute addition of Shayla LaVeaux. Lest you be confused, we can assure you: Serendipity beats the heck out of skill. Dee ends her Essentially Dee Quartet on a high note, and we get to reminisce. It’s better than “Trick or Treat” … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Keri Windsor] |
10/30/02 | We get to see our old friend Lola today, as she indoctrinated one of the industry’s newest (and most well endowed) male performer, Jack. Moreover, she did so under Dee’s first directorial tutelage. We’ve said several mouthfuls with that, and Dee will add her own, but none of us can come close to Lola‘s on this day. There are some strange things in this world; Jack has one of them. [FEATURED TAGS: Lola, Dee] |
10/29/02 | Well, Dee’s fulfilling her promises “Essentially” as she lets us in on just how tough a job beautiful porn stars have. Poor things find beautiful women everywhere that want to have sex with them, and apparently Dee and Juli couldn’t resist. Must be something in the waters of the Danube. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, May, Dee] |
10/29/02 | The soap opera fans among you will probably delight in D.Minion’s account of Inari Vachs’ day in Danni Ashe’s “Babes of our Lives.” The rest of you will be as confused as I was, probably. However, the tale does have 63 pictures of the nubile Inari, and several of her fellow sisters in nudity, and that’s a seriously redeeming quality. As most of you already know: There aren’t many tails as nice as Inari’s … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Calli Cox, Chelsea Blue, Kate Frost, Nikki Nova, Carolyn Monroe, D.Minion] |
10/28/02 | Dee begins a few days of self analysis here as D.Minion ran across some lovely stills from Ashton View’s Essentially Dee and showed the pictures to Dee herself. Over the next few days we’ll get to see Dee in Budapest (with pretty girls), Dee in Juli’s old living room (with different pretty girls), and Dee directing her friend Lola (also a pretty girl). We’re looking forward to it, not only because of the pretty girls, but because they come from Dee’s Diary, and that means we don’t have to do the work. Dee will. Excellent! Beauty, brains, and one fine set of tits … That may well be the secret to life. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Dee] |
10/28/02 | Here’s one of the little trivia tidbits our members have come to love. Last year the President of Playboy TV tried to get Devinn an invitation to the “Playboy Mansion Halloween Party,” but he was unable to do so. This year our own Kristal Summers was able to accomplish this feat. She also got invitations for Amber and Monique Alexander too. While it remains true in life that it’s all about whom you know, it would be a mistake to try to rank those people always in terms of their job descriptions. Sometimes porn stars are more powerful than presidents. Go figure. And we got these pictures up quickly, and updated Kristal’s Journal, because we promised Mav we would; Heaven knows what else we’ve done just because “Maverick asked us to.” More lessons of life, we presume … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais, Devinn Lane, Monique Alexander] |
10/27/02 | You know, as you check out all the really cool video clips that are available on the web, it really hits home just how many people are a lot smarter than we are. Oh, well, we’re getting better, and they don’t have Kristal Summers to experiment with, so there. Still, as you’re getting ready for her cam show on Monday, you can check out 30 pictures and a couple of “better than last time” video clips of our beautiful Kristal. We’ve even included a special “Carol Clip” for the people with really, really sucky Internet connections. We may not be talented, but we care about our members … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video] |
10/26/02 | Night Calls reviews are back, and we even have a “bonus” show this month, basically because they no longer have Night Calls, UK to show on those months with five Wednesdays. Still we don’t care because we get Juli and Tiffany three times this month, and, even more importantly, the Night Calls team has managed to get Night Calls, October 16, 2002 posted BEFORE the stuff that it’s promoting. Man, we had to sit down when we figured that out. So check out the post; watch the season two premiere of 7 Lives Xposed with our Devinn Lane tomorrow; then watch Juli and Tiffany again next Wednesday. If you have any time left after all of this, you might email Kristal, since she’s really the one that’s keeping the Night Calls reviews moving on time. We love Kristal for more than her breasts. Wow. (Don’t tell anyone.) [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Devinn Lane, D.Minion] |
10/22/02 | It’s done; it’s finally DONE. The judges have finished with the despicable little task of reading answers to the same questions over, and over, and over … and they’ve chosen yet more winners from the event. We’ve been given a new-found respect for those among us that teach, and we’re vowing to slap someone with a cold fish if they suggest a “Trivia Test” at the next Members’ Party. On the upside, you can not only read the Top Twenty Answers, but you can see the best pictures taken by, or featuring, each of our lucky drawing winners, well, each of our lucky winners that didn’t get to see the Elvis Impersonator. It’s been nary a month’s time since the event ended, and we’re already through talking about it. In the words of one of my all-time favorite Country Songs: “Take this job and …” (I’ll be better in the morning.) [FEATURED TAGS: Risque Members’ Party, Kristal Summers, Dee, Anais, Wendy Divine, Georgia Adair, Keri Windsor, Mike, Carol, Brian, Carol, Bert, GMan] |
10/18/02 | As a rule we discourage introspection around here, finding that it too often leads to dismay, but on rare occasion it nonetheless seems the appropriate course of action. Apparently today found itself to be a rare occasion. If you have anything else to do you might want to skip this little path, but if you find yourself looking for a diversion, we have at least provided one. Some days, that’s all one can hope for … [FEATURED TAGS: Jilling] |
10/16/02 | We’re pretty sure that we’ve managed to actually include the appropriate pictures with this account. Today we look back at the view Juli allows us of Providence (as in Rhode Island). A Mysterious Member got a chance to spend his vacation with the lovely Ms. Ashton, as she spread her warmth and enthusiasm across America’s often frigid Northeast. He tells an interesting tale, and takes an even more interesting picture. So enjoy, and forgive us our indiscretion on the choice of thumbnail here. There were many picture of Juli we could have used, but, somehow, this shot just seemed apropos … and that doesn’t happen every day. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Steve] |
10/14/02 | OK. A couple of weeks ago, well eleven days to be precise, we put up a little account of Inari in Sex Court: The Movie. Apparenly we got confused. You see Inari was in Sex Court, the Playboy TV show, and in Sex Court: The Movie within a couple of weeks. So, well, we sorta mixed up the pictures, and now we’re looking at just another fine mess we’ve gotten ourselves into. Rather that go back and redo things, which regular readers might miss, we’ve just decided to come clean. This is the “real” D.Minion’s account of Inari Vachs in Sex Court: The Movie, but the pictures are from Inari Vachs in Sex Court the television series. The earlier posting was really D.Minion’s account of Inari in Sex Court the TV show. Clear? So you can read this story, and think about the one lonely picture in our October 3rd posting, or you can read the October 3rd posting and think about these 20 pictures, or you can do what we’d do. Just look at these pictures, and then go back and gaze upon the lovely Inari in Jamaica again, and then go to bed early. You need your rest, and tomorrow will almost certainly be a more traditional day, not that this necessarily constitutes a good thing … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Dee, Kristal Summers, Julia Ann, D.Minion] |
10/12/02 | Devinn Lane and Kristal Summers leave us Without a Trace. Now this is not nearly as troubling as it sounds, since Without a Trace is movie put out by Wicked Pictures, featuring a scene between Kristal and Devinn (and some misc. dude–they’re all misc. dudes). D.Minion was there all three days, and we have 110 pictures to prove it. This has been an amazing week, but what a truly extraordinary way to start the weekend. We hope you can handle the excitement. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane, Holly Hollywood, Star E. Night, D.Minion] |
10/9/02 | Never fear! We’re on the rebound. In an amazing burst of efficiency we have another Night Calls recap, complete and on schedule–with enough light, even. This one also has a naked lady cake, and you just can’t say that every day. Check out Night Calls, October 2nd, 2002 and find out once again how good it is to be Juli … and apparently D.Minion. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Cheyenne Silver, Holly Hollywood, D.Minion] |
10/7/02 | Well this is more like our old selves. Kristal had a cam show a couple of days ago, and we had vowed to try to post video clips with some expedience. We accomplished this goal, sort of. First the camera was turned sideways, and the whole 4+ minute clip will require you to turn up the brightness on your monitor to even watch. But we have a bright side, so to speak. We also have an on-air chat with the lovely Kristal promising a better effort next time, AND we have 35 pictures with wonderful clarity. We even made them BIG, since we’ve been getting some requests along this vein. Hey we never claimed to be perfect, and, besides, if you have to be in the dark, wouldn’t you rather be there with Kristal? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video] |
10/5/02 | In celebration of Juli Ashton’s birthday, we have lots of pictures of Julia Ann naked. That may not make a lot of sense, but that’s sort of how we do things around here. We’re odd, but comfortable with it all … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Nicole Sheridan, Alexa Rae, D.Minion] |
10/3/02 | Inari had a funny part in Playboy TV’s Sex Court: The Movie. That’s nice. Inari also bopped around Jamaica naked for Kristal to take pictures, and that’s very nice. We have both the story, and the 74 pictures, and that makes us nicest of all. We even have employed an unusual application of a Mother Goose rhyme, and if that doesn’t get you interested enough to check out the story, well, then go out and run up your credit cards. You’re almost dead. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, D.Minion] |
10/2/02 | In our ongoing efforts to show off all of the fun of the 2002 Adult Diary & SweetGeorgia.com Members’ Party, we have some more accounts of the “event.” Most of you will enjoy the 95 pictures of naked and cavorting porn stars. A few may not, this latter category being comprised of those that attended the convention, but didn’t win the drawing. Ah well, the ladies are still wonderful, and you can have the satisfaction of knowing that the rest of the world can’t see pictures of you hyperventilating and blushing and sweating … Heck, who even knew hamsters could blush? If that doesn’t help, you can always think, “Missed it by … THAT much!” (And if you get that reference, you are very smart.) Maybe next year … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Keri Windsor, Maverick, Bert, Brian, Mike, Carol, Lon, Steve, GMan, D.Minion] |
September 2002 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
9/30/02 | Well, with tomorrow being the first day of October, we suppose we should acknowledge the passing of another season. While people are out raking leaves, well, not in Southern California, but in a lot of prettier places I’ve lived, they can ruminate upon the Final Chapter of Phaedra Alexis. We promised you could read it, and the email response has been surprising. Hopefully none of us has too many times when we just look at the fireplace and think about what might have been. You know, we think we need more naked pictures of Inari. That always seems to perk us up … [FEATURED TAGS: Phaedra Alexis, Risque News Insight] |
9/28/02 | It’s funny how things go in cycles. All of this talk about Screen Play put us in a mood to remember the best movie ever made that had the misfortune of completely lacking promotion. Wicked Pictures had this repsonsibility, and was entirely consumed by singing the praises of Jenna’s biggest movie for them at the time, so poor Juli had to settle for almost nothing in the way of press. Over the years people have caught on, and the movie’s done well, but there are many a story left to be told about this extraordinary event. One of those would be Taren Steele, and we recount a bit here. Restrospect, it seems, has its comforts … [FEATURED TAGS: Taren Steele, Risque News Insight] |
9/27/02 | We thought we’d head into the weekend with a flash back at the sexual enthusiasm that Juli Ashton always displayed when she was active in XXX. Then we thought we’d remind everyone what a wonderful person Dee remains some four years after her scene with Juli and Mr. Marcus in Ashton View’s Screen Play. We looked at the pictures from the scene, and we decided we’ve pretty much accomplished our goals. That’s a nice way to head into a weekend. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Juli Ashton, Risque News Insight] |
9/26/02 | There are a lot of good things in life. For example, puppies are good things. Also, watching beautiful young women masturbate is a good thing. However, watching a beautiful young woman masturbate with a puppy would NOT be a good thing. See how just the littlest change can make all the difference? We did the smart thing. We’re giving you both, separately. We’re clever that way. Three cheers for even more video clips …! [FEATURED TAGS: Alexa Rae Video] |
9/25/02 | We’re doubling up today, because we just felt a little bad just showing home movies for the members, even if they did include really cool hamsters. So we’re showing off how organized we are by putting up D.Minon’s reprisal of last week’s Night Calls. Wow, the season just started, and we’re not even behind yet. Don’t worry: We’ll get over it … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Chennin Blanc, Nicole Oring, D.Minion] |
9/25/02 | OK, so we didn’t make you wait all that long before showing you the first shots from the Members’ Party. As typifies most of the Risqué gatherings, actually, this one was primarily about food. And so that’s what you’ll be seeing a lot of. Actually, we should warn everyone here. You ever meet those kind of people that invite you over to their house and then show you picture after picture of their vacation? Well, WE are those kind of people. So if you want to skip this post, feel free. You have 90 pictures here and only one small glipse of Wendy’s naked body. That’s it for the nudity. Don’t look for it here. Hey, at least we’re honest, and we promise to get back to our regular decadent deliveries just as soon as we can. Even if you don’t want to see the pictures, however, you might want to check out The New Adult Diary Mascot … Now we’re jammin’ … [FEATURED TAGS: Risque Members’ Party, Keri Windsor, Anais, Kristal Summers, Dee, Georgia Adair, Steve, Lon, Gman, Mike,Brian, Carol, Bert, Maverick] |
9/24/02 | We know that probably all of you have been waiting anxiously for the recap and photos from the Members’ Party in Las Vegas this past weekend. You can’t sleep; you’ve lost weight; you’ve even been mean to your cat. Well … you’re going to have to keep waiting, because that’s the way we are. And since we’re leaving your breathless, we thought it appropriate to mention that Devinn’s Breathless is in our (generally not very) humble opinion her best work to date. She’s awesome in an awesome movie. So take a look at her 50+ pictures, and you’ll be breathless for an altogether different reason. Then go visit her new site, and tell her how much you like it. Then visit our friends at Wicked Pictures, because they get lonely if people don’t drop by. See? You have LOTS to take your mind off of the Members’ Party. Of course if you’d have gone, at least you’d have your memories … [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, D.Minion] |
9/18/02 | Well, what do you know? The team did it. We have now caught up with our Night Calls recaps BEFORE the new Night Calls season began. You can now see Night Calls, July 17, 2002 (with our own Georgia Adair), and Juli owes us a dollar. (She bet we couldn’t do it.) Our team did a wonderful job, and now we owe them a trip to Monty’s, the Valley’s best steak house, imho. If any of you understand that acronym, you’ve been on the Internet for a while. Glad to have you. All is good. … Wait! It seems to me that limousine transportation to a steak dinner for six, with Heitz cabernet (btw), might cost more than a dollar. Dang. We need a better manager. Ah, well … Enjoy, y’all … the new season begins … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Georgia Adair, Stormy Daniels, D.Minion, Risque News Insight] |
9/18/02 | OK. The clock is ticking, and the Adult Diary Night Calls crew is under the gun. Keyboards are furiously pounding in the office as we rush to the deadline. Will we make it? Can we do it? Fortunately, we’re not trying to save the world, or anything like that. We’ve just promised to catch up on the last season before the new one starts. Check out just how patriotic naked girls can be on Night Calls, July 3, 2002. God Bless America … and Juli and Tiffany … and D.Minion. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion] |
9/17/02 | The odd tale of Phaedra Alexis continues, as we promised it would. It’s funny because Ashton View’s My First Porno was really about the “Behind The Scenes” view of making an adult movie, and in actuality there was a lot going on “Behind The Scenes” in this “Behind The Scenes” show. You know what they say: Truth is stranger than fiction. And this remains one of the stranger ones in our memory … [FEATURED TAGS: Phaedra Alexis, Inari Vachs, D.Minion, Risque News Insight] |
9/16/02 | As Kristal Summers and her niece Amber are off as special guests on Juli’s Night Calls Radio XM, we’re catching up on the Night Calls memories. You can now see Juli tooling around in her new “business” PT Cruiser. You can also see her playing with some different tools altogether. Relive Night Calls June 19th, 2002 and get ready. The season starts SOON, and we’re almost caught up … Groovy … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion, Risque News Insight] |
9/13/02 | As we worked to put together this next story, it came to us what a behemoth undertaking we had begun. The events of this story covered several years, and we struggled to do better than recount them in real time. The historical significance of this week in America certainly served to goad us, and we plunged forth. Today, we’ll open with what turned out to be part one of a three-part expose on how the “best laid plans …” (if you’ll pardon the pun in our context). Hey, we don’t always get it right, but confession is good for the soul, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Phaedra Alexis, Devinn Lane, Shayla LaVeaux, Jewel D’Nyle, Juli Ashton, Risque News Insight] |
9/11/02 | We would be remiss if we failed to acknowledge the significance of this date, and so we offer one small view. We hate being remiss. [FEATURED TAGS: Phaedra Alexis] |
9/9/02 | As promised (gasp!) we’ve got D.Minion’s “behind the radio scenes” look at Juli’s new venture, Night Calls Radio! She was there and she’ll fill you in on all the details. Others of us were at other places, and have access to way more interesting pictures. If you want to read about the “FIRST Contracted On-Air Talent for XM Radio’s Adult Division” you can. If you’d rather look at 50 pictures of Juli, and Inari, and Keri having sex, well you can do that. Of course you could also look at 50 pictures of Juli, Julia Ann, and Becca having sex, if that’s more your cup of tea. Being the kind of folks we are, we’d probably do it all … But then, we’re that way. (Oh, and SteveD: pfhttttttpt … that’s slang for “faugh” by the way.) [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls Radio, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Kaylynn, Inari Vachs, Keri Windsor, Julia Ann, Becca, D.Minion] |
9/6/02 | In honor of Georgia completing her second event for Danni’s Hard Drive, we decided to post D.Minion’s account of Georgia’s first (major) event for our friend Danni. That sounds like a simple plan, but the graphics folks had a little too much free time, or maybe they just like to play with Georgia. Whatever the case, we’ve come up with our increasingly common bizarre application of adult entertainment. We’d worry about ourselves, but we’re pretty busy. We’ll worry about ourselves the first chance we get. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Brook Bradford, Exclusive Video, D.Minion] |
9/5/02 | As you can tell, the troops have been busy around here. Unfortunately, we’ve reached critical mass in responsibilities, leaving the unthinkable reality as truth: The boss had to do a web posting–completely. This wasn’t just sending up code to the servers; this was providing actual commentary to D.Minion’s coverage of Night Calls, June 5, 2002. We know: the “team” let everyone down. We’re posting out of order (but we are holding to our goal of catching up on Juli’s life), and we haven’t even had time to mention that our favorite hostess now has a new, and very cool, XM Radio gig. We’ll get to that, as soon as I get some help around the office. Everybody’s been on sets constantly, and I’ve been left alone. You’ll see what a problem this can be … Oh, pun, says (uh) me … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Amber Michaels, Amanda Lexx, Michelle Michaels, D.Minion] |