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December 2015 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/31/15 Kristal SummersAs the year comes to a close, almost every media or news organization does some sort of “year in review” kind of program, which they follow with a “this year will be different in this way…” sort of thing. In our little part of California they did a survey where 55% of the people’s highest hope would be a new “forever home” for all the rescue animals out there. This seems nice until you read that coming in at #2 were 22% of the folks who most desired shelter for homeless people. … We’re not filled with optimism here, so we’re sticking with a Kristal Summers Naked Camshow. Everyone should see the value in that. Sometimes we worry about society in general. We really do. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video]
12/27/15 Shayla, Cytherea, Cheyenne

CythereasWetWorld

Shayla Day!

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Cytherea, Cheyenne Silver]

12/27/15 Samantha Rone

GingerLynn

Lacie James – Katie Summers – Samantha Ryan – Justine Joli – Savana Ginger – Samantha Rone

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

12/25/15 Bunch of Jolly PeopleWe should be honest on Christmas, so let’s just admit that not all old elves can be jolly. Some of us need to work over the holidays because web servers seem to be quite disrespectful when it comes to celebration, seemingly waiting until nearly everyone has left for distant festive locations before deciding to invite all the digital gremlins inside and throwing a big kegger. This year, however, all has been quiet thus far — which probably just means that we should not even have mentioned it. … Consequently feel free to look for “Presence” ‘neath the tree[STAR TAGS: Kaylan Nicole Video, Silvia Ryder Video]
12/23/15 Kylie Ireland with Ambition

KylieIreland

Adult Toys for a Box

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video]

12/22/15 Chantelle FoxTechnically this should be a “Commune Carnivale” update for 247AdultStars, but somehow in scheduling Naughty Nurse Chantelle to appear on her birthday we thought the 247 crew might at least mention this fact. Silly us. Those Brits can be odd ducks. … Still, suitably mortified, we assured Dear Maverick that we would not put anything up on his site that would embarrass him in any way. Nope. That would be wrong. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
12/21/15 Alexis Texas

CythereasWetWorld

A Woman to Blame

[STAR TAGS: Alexis Texas Video]

12/20/15 Anita Blue

GingerLynn

Dayton Rains – Melissa Jacobs – Anita Blue – Adessa Winters – Jenna Jay – Daisy Ducati

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

12/19/15 The Young Grey GooseConsider it the AOL Acquaintance that we would really like to forget. As the holiday metronome begins in earnest its swing between panic and exhaustion, we can all benefit from a little perspective — y’know, or eggnog with Brandy, something like that. We can also look back and realize an important lesson in life: Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted. Happy [insert appropriate holiday season here] y’all. [STAR TAGS: Kayla Louise Exclusive Video, Alex Grey, Juli Ashton, 247AdultStars.com]
12/18/15 Aurora Snow

ReelRisqué

Let It Snow| pics & vid

[STAR TAGS: Aurora Snow Video]

12/17/15 Norma JeaneTruth be told, we have no idea why most of us believe that one “dog year” equals seven human years. It could be that some science backs up the theory, or it could be simply that if you multiply 12-15 by 7, you get a number that would make a pretty old human. We DO know, however, that “web years” make dog years seem like eons. You go to what the web looked like seven years ago, and your most likely reaction will be EEEK! On the upside, some things transcend time, and we happen to have a lot of them. Of course whenever someone comes up and says, “I’d like to teach the world to sing,” it always makes us hum. For the record, that doesn’t happen very often anymore. [STAR TAGS: Norma Jeane Video, Kaylan Nicole Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Alexis DeVell]
12/16/15 Jill Kelly, Shayla, Emmanuelle

Shayla

Just a Little Schoolgirl DP

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jill Kelly Video, Emmanuelle Video, Michael Ninn]

12/13/15 Britney Young

GingerLynn

Tara Holiday – Kelly Nichols – Britney Young – Jenna Ivory – Joslyn James – Chanell Heart

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

12/12/15 Kylie on the Radio

KylieIreland

Joe Bob’s Jack Shack (#48)

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio]

12/11/15 Ava Rose, Courtney Cummz, Gabby Quinteros

ReelRisqué

Lez B Antics | pics & vid

[STAR TAGS: Ava Rose Video, Courtney Cummz Video, Gabby Quinteros Video]

12/9/15 Stella Cox

247AdultStars

Holiday Heatings

[STAR TAGS: Kayla Louise Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

12/7/15 Chasey LainSometimes people remember dates for a couple of different reasons, and sometimes those two reasons raise conflicting emotions. Most people remember today as a somber reminder of how small the world could be even back in 1941. Some of us might be amazed that most “official” estimates still tally more than 2,000 survivors from those initial attacks. Certainly the world can be a frighteningly small place sometimes. … A much smaller number of us celebrate Chasey Lain’s birthday on this date as well, and in more reflective moments at least, still whisper a quiet thanks that she too has survived another year. True friends are very rare, even in a very crowded planet. We should tell them more often of their importance to us. Rumor has it we will not have that chance forever. [STAR TAGS: Chasey Lain, Capri Anderson Video, Mia Lina Video, Michael Ninn]
12/6/15 Alice McMunn - "Malice"

GingerLynn

Gina West – Sheena Rose – Alice McMunn – Randi Wright – Nicki Hunter – Marley Blaze

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

12/4/15 Charlie LaineLet’s consider directing our own adult movie today. True, we do not presently have the juice necessary to promise anyone that we might be of great benefit to them in their goal of becoming an adult movie director, but we have had that power in the past, and one never knows the future (otherwise the Detroit Lions would have no fans at all). Still, even if someone else helps you reach your Dirty Director goals, we can still provide some excellent things to consider as you approach the career. Of course we do tag on to the ReelRisque illustration of Charlie Laine and Karlie Montana too, so maybe that would technically be the excellent thing, and our advice would fall merely to good. That makes sense. We can live with that. [STAR TAGS: Charlie Laine, Karlie Montana]
12/4/15 Charlie & Karlie

ReelRisqué

Rhyme with a Reason | vid

[STAR TAGS: Charlie Laine Video, Karlie Montana Video]

12/2/15 Kylie Ireland on Jerry Pike and vice versa

KylieIreland

Good Ol’ Cherry Jerry

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video] 

Purely Feminine Fatale

Where There’s a Wile There’s a Wary by Nobody Special In rather atypical fashion the folks around here have been trying to keep me focused a bit. The story (as we observed it only, naturally) of the “Jana – Georgia – Faye” progression seems particularly fascinating to the newer people in the office, but maybe […]

March 2011 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/30/11

Today turns out to be a wealth of information. We’ve got visits to porn sets, secret hints regarding major industry players, anal sex insights, bootleg video, puns, alliteration, personal life retrospective on famous porn directors, a new camera … oh, and Bobbi Starr and Cheyenne Silver naked. When you’ve got all that going for you, it would probably be smart to just get to the point. For once, we’ll take our own advice. [FEATURED TAGS: Cheyenne Silver, Bobbi Starr Exclusive Video] 

A Sunny Cheyenne Silver for Cloudy Days
3/27/11

Supposedly we should always associate more importance with the journey rather than the destination. Understanding that, however, when you happen to be travelling to Cytherea’s house, “the journey” has a tough task ahead of itself if it presumes to actually secure its level of preeminent significance. While we can’t honestly say that the Honorable Journey turned out to be “better” than hanging out with Cy, it did completely entertain all the Geeks in the car. Of course we happen to proponents of the theory that basically anything having to do with Cytherea will be a lot of fun. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] 

a Journey AND a Destination
3/23/11

As it turned out, today seems a rather odd day to be “Flying Under the Radar” as was our plan. We lost a Hollywood legend this morning, and odd as it seems we’ve often used Elizabeth Taylor as an example to risque clients that there certainly exists a way to be both sexy and classy. (Then we usually follow that comment by noting that you really don’t have to get married eight times just to enjoy sex with different people, but that’s sort of off-topic right now.) We’re sorry she’s gone around here, but she can still serve as a fine example of pure, strong, womanhood for some years to come we expect. Perhaps she even added to her aura in her later years. One thing about Ms. Taylor, she certainly did not go gentle into that good night. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Sunny Lane Video, Nicki Hunter Video, Emy Reyes, Megan Foxx Video, Tessa Taylor Video, Sasha Heart Video, Nick Manning Video, Ron Jeremy Video, Erica McLean Video]

Sunny's Side Up
3/20/11

Over the years we have admittedly made some fairly dubious “musical” references on this site. This time, however, we’ve stooped to George Michael (if you can forgive us that). Regardless of the quality of the music (or arguably a distinct lack thereof), sometimes a title just fits a risque situation too perfectly to ignore. What can we say? You Gotta Have Faith[FEATURED TAGS: Faith Leon Video, Daisy Layne, Michael Ninn]

Cheyenne's New Truck - Sans George Michael
3/17/11

We cherish America’s position in the world as the staunch symbol of Freedom, belief in the rights of every person to speak without fear of reprisal, and the fount of the wellspring of hope that diligent effort, combined with a strong moral compass, can result in a position in life practically unavailable other places on the planet. We relish our Melting Pot status, secure in our confidence that the very diversity of citizenry that many fear could tear apart the very fabric of society in fact bonds us all to a common goal of an improved life in aggregate. And on those occasions such as today, we give humble regard and open reverence, not only for St. Patrick and all he accomplished and still stands for in Irish lore, but also for his position in history as an excuse to create green beer. Suitably for us, it seems then, we warmly offer you Erin Go Braless. … We’re like that. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Jana Jordan, Sunny Lane, Karlie Montana, Nevaeh, Angie Savage, Capri Anderson]

Sunny Lane without Green Beer
3/15/11

Unlike Mr. Ceasar, we have no need to beware the Ides of March. In fact, we sort of go “WHEE!” … as in AngIE, KarlIE, and MarlIE – although Ms. Savage, Ms. Montana, and Ms. Moore don’t happen to spell their names that way. In addition we endeavor mightily (the best way to endeavor, truth be told) to maintain a promised confidence. If you “C” anything otherwise, well, oops. We can’t be blamed, you know: Because “I” and “E” always come before “C” – right? We are all a wratchild at heart. [FEATURED TAGS: Marlie Moore Video, Karlie Montana Video, Angie Savage Video, Micheal Ninn]

A Maiden Less Than Iron
3/12/11

Most of you probably haven’t spent much time looking at web traffic statistics, because, let’s face it: Why in the world would you want to do something as horribly geeky as that? Well, some of us around here actually enjoy that sort of thing, and sometimes we’ll notice just the oddest trends. Over the last couple of weeks, for example, we’ve been getting a lot of searches for Heather Vuur. (She was Vandeven. Then she was Vuur. Then she went back to Vandeven again. People and their names in this business … .) Now we wouldn’t consider it “odd” because people are interested in Heather, because that makes perfect sense to us, but considering what we may be able to talk about soon, today’s story of D.Minion’s first foray “Oh, Vuur” the hills to visit with Heather seemed to make a lot of sense, so we decided to sort of throw it in out of order here. You’ll find it much easier to browse through the 150 or so photos of Heather with our new system, and you might begin to give some thought to what we “may” be able to talk about soon. Honestly, that’s a lot more interesting than thinking about web stats. [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Michael Ninn]

Heather — Extraordinary with Whatever Surname
3/11/11

Nary as mystical a thing exists for a typical male as a “Girls Night Out” – well, except a “Girls Night In” probably. When new risque compatriots Shayla LaVeaux, Cytherea, and Cheyenne Silver bond together one late night in Las Vegas, you can imagine what delicious decadence could transpire. Don’t get overly excited here, though. Nothing like that happened. Actually we didn’t see evidence of any lingerie at all, and not even one pillow fight. We really have to have a talk with these ladies. On the other hand, maybe porn stars are regular people too. They just don’t have the same shy gene as the rest of us.  [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Cytherea, Cheyenne Silver, Juli Ashton Video, Dee Video, Keri Windsor Video]

Not a Set of PJs in Sight. Drat.
3/7/11

The Message Board over on the Members’ Side has been going gangbusters, which seems a little counter-intuitive if you think about it, actually. People have been getting quite excited about our upcoming visit to Las Vegas to record the ever-nubile Cytherea this week. Local fans have deluged us with a myriad of suggestions regarding potential locations for the shoot, which, considering it does happen to be Cytherea we’re talking about, seems quite logical in the scheme. Oddly, almost all of those ideas involve having Cytherea “visit” at the homes of the local fans. We figure they must all be very hopeful as regards the growing success of CythereasWetWorld.com. Yeah, that’s gotta be it.  [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Capri Anderson]

The Only Damp Part of Cytherea
3/5/11

Assuming you’re not consumed with Sirius radio’s 24-hour marathon station they’ve called “Tigerblood” today, you might have time to consider that Estiercol de Caballo Solamente means Horse Manure Only in Spanish. Not that we attempt to editorially equate those two things, of course, but the phrase does come into play with the first day on the set of The Flying Pink Pig, courtesy of D.Minion. Honestly, she has an actual photo included – of the phrase, not the organic substance. Long-time members will recall what being on set with D.Minion can mean, and we’ll warn you that she had Shayla LaVeaux, Sunny Lane, Nicki Hunter, and Erica McLean to play with on this day, not to mention a menagerie of dogs and horses. You’ll need a nice frosty beverage to make it through this one. Come to think of it, you’ll probably need two. Maybe three. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Sunny Lane Exclusive Video, Nicki Hunter, Nick Manning Exclusive Video, Erica McLean]

The Photo that Best Depicts the Theme
3/1/11

Historically, even those of us without “Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA” seem to have managed our lives just fine. (That’s a reference to the chaos that has become Charlie Sheen which – hopefully – will have dropped from public consciousness at some point, so we thought we’d explain it.) Very smart people, in fact, have learned that spending quality time with the Risqué Commune can bring a little happiness to our lives, regardless of the state of our hemoglobin neighborhood. And while you enjoy the latest playtime from our own resident “Rock Stars from Mars” Shayla LaVeaux and Cytherea, you can take solace in a core ambition in life: If you can’t be a good example, at least try to be a horrible warning. Live a little. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Juli Ashton, Keri Windsor, Dee, Cytherea Exclusive Video]

Sapphic Sex Toy Sophistication with Dee, Juli Ashton, and Shayla LaVeaux

June 2010 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/30/10

You know how comfortable old friends can be? When they happen to look like Shayla LaVeaux, and they happen to have Shayla’s decided openness about nudity in general, well, they make darn good house guests too. Of course Shayla happens to be much more than a pretty face, and she has some dandy ideas about excellent travel arrangements, as we learn today. She’s even gotten into the spirit of our liaison with our British bud Maverick, although we’d be willing to bet she’s going to win the flirting contest with pretty much anyone named “Lexi” that you’re likely to run across. As long as we get to watch, though, we don’t really care who wins. (Hey, sorry about that Mav.) [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Phoenix Ray, Evan Stone]

Shayla with Phoenix Ray, Sadly not at Our House
6/26/10

Oops! We’ve mentioned this before, but we really hold to the opinion that you should never let the boss at your place of employment actually do any important work. It’s just going to get messed up, either because they haven’t done this particular task for years, or (in a technology field like ours) they may well have never known how to do it in the first place. Consequently we’re putting up the picture set courtesy of Michael Ninn’s wonderful skills at still photography today, that actually should have gone with the story a couple of days ago. We suppose it’s nice that somebody noticed, and we do appreciate all those (occasionally annoying) “silver lining” people around here, but for their benefit, we felt obliged to close with this little bit of wisdom we’ve acquired over the years: When you wake up seemingly stuck in life’s same ol’ thing circle, you should never forget that not everyone who shows up is there to help you. [FEATURED TAGS: Jana Jordan, Jana Cova, Georgia Jones, Faye Reagan, Karlie Montana, Jennifer Dark, Michael Ninn]

The Breast We Can Do
6/24/10

Here’s something we learned this week: Hockey introduced the first testicular guard, the Cup, in 1874. The first helmet showed up in use in 1974. Consequently, this means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. That kind of adds a little perspective to evolution, doesn’t it? Speaking of evolution, that concept as it pertains to the personal relationships of porn stars actually mirrors the lives of the rest of us mere mortals more than you might think. Theoretically we’re continuing our analysis of the issue, this time benefited by “The Janas – Jordan and Cova” – not so much because they’re vital to the illustration as because they’re just really darned beautiful. One needs standards in life. And one needs to be able to define the logic behind those standards as one sees fit. [FEATURED TAGS: Jana Cova Video, Jana Jordan Video, Michael Ninn]

A Leg Up on the Competition ... (sorry)
6/20/10

Most of us really hate doing something over again. Of course most of the time we don’t have Wendy Divine offering up some very good reasons to do so. We won’t belabor a rather mundane web coding point here, but if you want to read about how this all came about you can certainly do so. Of course if you just want to see the 225 rather impressive pictures of Wendy enjoying herself with Nick Manning, well that’s fine too. For what it’s worth, Nick seemed to be doing certain things over and over again, and he seemed fine with the concept. It’s really wonderful to make Wendy smile, actually. That’s probably what Nick was after. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Nick Manning]

Waiting with Wendy, and Worth the Wait
6/18/10

Do you want to start an interesting conversation tonight? As you’re sitting down with your Significant Other to eat dinner, just try out this sentence and see where the conversation takes you: “So, if you had a clone, and I had sex with the clone, would that be cheating, since the clone is by definition an exact copy of you?” … OR … If you prefer to actually eat your food, as compared to wearing it, you might talk about the wonderful insights on Georgia Jones that you derived from the risque.com Members’ Area today. … OR … Maybe not. … This all comes down to how understanding your Significant Other happens to be, and doesn’t that just about sum up life perfectly? [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Jones Video, Michael Ninn]

And Then Along Came Jones
6/13/10

Apparently at least the East Coast newspapers haven’t learned a whole lot in the last 230+ years. It wasn’t exactly Bunker Hill, but when U.S. and England tied in a soccer match yesterday, the coverage in that part of the country celebrated like we’d actually won the contest. Fortunately we devote absolutely no time whatsoever trying to figure out why that might be as we instead delve into the “Bonus Evolution” of our own special Brit. … Seriously, we’re probably way too American to understand why people seem to get this excited about the World Cup anyway. It’s not like they’re playing football or anything. [FEATURED TAGS: AdultStars247, AVN Awards, AEE, Faye Reagan, Sasha Grey, Lexi Love, Exclusive Video]

Mystery Women in Repose
6/10/10

Brandy. What a fine girl. In fact, what a good wife she would be. But D.Minion’s life, her love, her lady, is Marie. … Some days are just like this around here, and while we could apologize for the occasional pun and references to very old songs, it wouldn’t make them any less painful. Members have learned to either forgive or ignore us; we’ve never been quite sure which. … And if other adult sites don’t work in this fashion, well, We pity the fools. [FEATURED TAGS: Brandy]

A fine girl by any other name ...
6/7/10

If you look around and you notice a bride having sex with the groom and a priest in one room, and a couple of basically naked women cutting the heart out of a guy in another room, you’re either at a Kylie Ireland movie or one of our office parties. … OK. So we’ve never really killed anyone at an office party, but we did see what transpires when someone gives Kylie “artistic control” of certain parts of a movie, and then asks her to direct as well. … She ends up casting herself as the bride … and then that other stuff we just talked about happens. We call it A White (Trash) Wedding, because that’s the way we are. [FEATURED TAGS: Kylie Ireland]

A Bride Walks Into This Bar ...
6/3/10

What could possibly possess someone to travel to the middle of the some Fates-Forsaken desert in 100-degree heat? OK. So thirteen beautiful porn stars hanging around a swimming pool wearing itty-bitty bikinis might do it. … But not much else could, right? … Fortunately for us, we’re going with the thirteen beautiful porn stars scenario, and today we’re letting you in a little bit about how this all came about. We’re also packing sun screen and looking up on the internet how to fake sunstroke. Do you think porn stars give mouth-to-mouth if you have sunstroke? How about a hurt leg? … We can limp. [FEATURED TAGS: Monique Alexander Video, Belladonna Video, Stormy Daniels Video, Exclusive Video]

Monique Alexander. We feel faint.