| 8/30/16 |  For everything there is a season, and for some reason every time we think about that we end up spinning around in a circle thinking, “turn, turn, turn” — which explains why we try not to think about it that much, truth be told. That said, as summer thoughts turn to fall, our Summers thoughts always turn to Kristal this time of year. She has a birthday on September 1st, you see, and having remained one of the office favorites for more than a decade now, we thought we’d be the first to wish her well by jumping the gun a bit on the best wishes. She’s very popular, you know.… [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Sasha Gray] |
| 8/28/16 | 
CythereasWetWorld Lascivious Liquidity | part six[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Angela Stone Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 8/27/16 | 
247AdultStars Pinball Wizardess(es)[STAR TAGS: Samantha Bentley Exclusive Video, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 8/26/16 | 
KylieIreland The Head Porn Star (#52)[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio] |
| 8/21/16 | 
GingerLynn Kelly Nichols – Angel Vain – Mika Tan – Britney Young – Hope – Zoey Laine… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 8/20/16 | 
ReelRisqué Volley to Ball | vid[STAR TAGS: Charlie Santana Video, Brooke Cherry Video, Cayden Moore Video, Rachel Starr Video] |
| 8/20/16 |  Winning an Olympic Gold Medal seems as though it would be a truly wonderful thing, although the effort surrounding that achievement would likely follow you the rest of your life. If nothing else, you will need to practice appearing humble every time people look at you with awe. Also, you will need to practice bringing this humble fact up in conversation with strangers every time you enter a new pub and do not wish to pay for your own drinks. … Suppose, however, you won an Olympic Gold Medal for “Men’s Dinghy” at your Olympics. What do you do in that case? … In our case, we decided to feature four women playing beach volleyball, and then progressing in an adult manner when next behind closed doors. We didn’t have to worry about dinghies at all. [STAR TAGS: Charlie Santana Video, Brooke Cherry Video, Cayden Moore Video, Rachel Starr Video] |
| 8/13/16 |  When you’re very young you can’t wait for your birthday because it means something very special happens. You often get one of your favorite meals, everyone treats you like you’re something special, and — were we being honest — you get presents. After age 21 those reasons probably don’t exist for the most part, except for the well-wishes from friends (hopefully). Then, at some point in most lives, birthdays really lose their luster, but most of us have at least one friend that will point out an essential truth: Having another birthday may suck, but it beats the heck out of the alternative. … Happy Birthday, Vicca. [STAR TAGS: Vicca Video, Nikita, Brittany Andrews, Alyssa Love] |
| 8/10/16 | 
247AdultStars Chantelle y Lace, señors y señoritas[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 8/7/16 | 
CythereasWetWorld Lascivious Liquidity | part five[STAR TAGS: Missy Monroe Video, Cytherea Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 8/6/16 | 
Shayla Gag Me with a Swoon[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
| 8/1/16 |  At first blush, y’know, as it were, one might think that doing a scene all by yourself in an adult movie might be the “easiest” way to dip your toe in metaphorically — or literally, maybe, if you happen to be really, really limber. Truth be told, ask any female adult star you happen to run across, however, and she will almost certainly tell you that “solo” scenes rank as the most difficult performances, not the easiest at all. Most of us probably learned at a very young age not to make a lot of noise while masturbating, for example. Most of us probably do not risk cramps in our limbs so that lights and photographic equipment might have unobstructed gynecological views. Moreover, the vast majority of us probably do not jump up, spin around, and contort in an entirely different direction three or four times during a single … um … exercise. So remember this as you watch such performances. They’re movies, y’all, made for entertainment. Do not necessarily try this at home. [STAR TAGS: Jesse Fontana Video] |
August 2016 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Alyssa Love| Angela Stone| Brittany Andrews| Brooke Cherry| Cayden Moore| Charlie Santana| Cytherea| Jesse Fontana| Kristal Summers| Kylie Ireland| Michael Ninn| Missy Monroe| Natalia Forrest| Nikita| Rachel Starr| Samantha Bentley| Sasha Gray| Shayla LaVeaux| Vicca
Year:2016
Month:August
Related Sites:247AdultStars.com, CythereasWetWorld.com, GingerLynn.com, KylieIreland.com, RisqueNews.com, Shayla.com
You would think that keeping track of all things Kristal Summers might be just the sort of job to which pretty much everyone would be quite happy to pay close attention. That said, Kristal can be overwhelming when taken in mass quantities, so trying to do something relatively straight-forward like organizing all her cam shows for display under modern techniques, well, it can make a person walk into stationary objects. (Sorry, Mav.) … On the other hand, whatever happens, in whatever order, bottom line you end up with 
Our original plan was to entitle this brief editorial interlude Geeks Run Amok: They’a Culpa, but then the copywriters might be found guilty of the same transgressions as the video folks this week. Hey, when you get to deal with women as articulate and beautiful as Kayden Kross on occasion, it can affect your entire life’s point of view. That has to make sense. … In the end we went with 
Originally Maverick had scheduled a Celebrate American Independence Day by showing off Sexy British Women sort of thing, and being the good winners that we pride ourselves on being, we thought that was just fine. Then we find out that the specific “piece” on tap would be from the 
Occam’s razor gets used to explain all sorts of different things in all sorts of highly complex situations. Of course Occam’s razor could also have helped him remove the hair from his face every morning, which does not always turn out to be a simple thing, depending upon the sharpness of the razor. See how confusing life can get? Fortunately, we just went with the simple explanation today. When you have 
We have an NFL DRAFT PREDICTION: At no point over the next three days will you hear a team executive say, “Yeah, we really wanted this other guy, but somebody already took him. Then our second choice was gone too, so we took this third guy. He’s OK, I guess.” … Some of us have no idea how this move into voluntary indentureship can be fun to watch, but others do not understand how it cannot. Fortunately we all agree that 
Some quick Wikipedia research — which of course means the information could never, ever be wrong — led to us learning that the “Saturday Night at the Movies” concept debuted in 1961, well before almost everyone alive was even born certainly. Well, things theoretically evolved when everything went “Live” a decade and a half later, and they’re still doing that, so they must be happy. For our part, we decided to do our own twist on this celebratory weekend night. While we do not debut with Marilyn Monroe, we do have 
Our leader has a special day in absentia today, so we called and asked the secret to his success so far. He said, “I learned as a young lad that it’s ‘Faster horses. Younger women. Older whiskey, and more money,’ although I will say that as you get older the order of the importance of those things may change.” … Naturally that made little sense to most of us, but happy is happy, so we went with it. So celebrate 
Sometimes it can take so long to explain a thing that by the time you’re done you’re not really sure if you have even explained that there is a thing. Of course silly things like linear reasoning have never really bogged us down too much around here, and bottom line we’re introducing a new “Full Movie Feature” at Risqué, so most people will probably just skip all the words trying to get to Cheyenne Silver anyway. In our inimitable — perhaps because people never really try to imitate us — fashion, we call it 
Some days you have an editorial plan, and after executing it you all just sit back and wonder at the marvel of its flawless implementation. Other times the effort results in more of a quizzical approach as one of you has the courage to say, “Golly, didn’t see that coming when we started the day.” Of course April Fool’s represents 