Filed Under: Kylie Ireland

December 2008 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/27/08	If you’ve been around here awhile, you know that we generally do an ostensibly festive, and usually frivolous post for Christmas Day. And that’s what we started to do again this year. … Then, well, everybody got to talking and things changed. …Consequently we still have a holiday theme here, but we ended up with more of a serious discussion (which you can feel perfectly free to skip, also as usual). Bottom line, we decided to wait a couple days to deliver you package this year, but even if you skip all the words in the Members’ Area, you can see why Taren Steele and Vicca made for a perfect present: SILVER BELLES. [FEATURED TAGS: Taren Steele Video, Vicca Video, Exclusive Video]
12/24/08	Robert Parker (through one of his characters) says, “Love is an amalgam of pathology, rationalization, and fantasy.” … Not bad for a guy usually relying on repartee for his insight. Now presumably at least some of these factors were present as Maverick attended a holiday party for the U.K. Adult Biz. They do seem to know how to throw a party, even if “love” might be stretching it a bit. For his part, Mav remained dedicated to his cause. If you check out the post on 247AdultStars, you’ll understand why. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Tanya Cox]
12/21/08	As you’re well aware, the holiday season has arrived again, and in our determined effort not to miss our present from Dee, we’re showing her how well we remember our promise to complete her KSEX section sometime in this lifetime. It works well, actually, since we’ve sort of hit you lately with some rather lengthy and potentially thought-provoking work, and, besides, the NFL season is almost over, and there happen to be some wonderful games to watch today. For our part, we plan on thinking about living a long time during the commercial breaks, because Dee has a big section to complete here. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX RADIO, Dee, Kylie Ireland, D.Minion]
12/16/08	It. … Is. … Alive. … And apparently it is now OK to tell you about it more openly. Of course that could always change later, considering the subject matter here, but at least we had permission for a little bit. Without going on rather longer than we need to, as perhaps happened in today’s on the set piece, let’s just say that we have another historic reference of “Let There Be Light.” [FEATURED TAGS: Karlie Montana, Jana Jordan, Jana Cova, Michael Ninn]
12/13/08	You could probably guess that we’re big fans of the “Behind-The-Scenes” bits around here, but when we get to go BTS over in England, we really enjoy it. Mav lets us in on some insights via Isabella Kay today, and naked interviews just seem to brighten up a day, don’t they? Also, we get to use one of our favorite sayings with our good buddy across the pond: “Y’all shore do talk funny.” [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Isabella Kay Video, Exclusive Video]
12/11/08	So we were talking about Sophia Lynn’s story (again, as we seem to be some of the very few groups that seem to like and understand her), and how many of the women that leave the business seem to end up in one Church or another. The discussion took on a keener interest when Bijou noted that for all the times people find it necessary to “find” Him, He sure seems to get lost a lot – particularly for a Deity, after all. A few hours later we somehow ended up on the legal/moral/philosophical conundrums that the potential for actual human cloning represents. … Such is the life in a day of risqué. And people think we just hang around with beautiful naked and sexually adventurous women all day …. OK. We do, but there are other parts too, albeit possibly not as attention-grabbing. Depending on where your attentions lie this week, then, you can either enjoy Sophia in nude glory, or you can read our unique angle on some of the “Whys and Therefores” – THEN enjoy Sophia in her nude glory. Thinking is good in and of itself, but don’t get silly about the whole thing after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Sophia Lynn, Kylie Ireland]
12/7/08	You know how over here in civilization we use acronyms to serve as catchy and short ways to remember complicated titles? Did you also know that America may be unique in that approach? Maverick shows off Cate Harrington today, who just won the “BGAFD Award” over in England. And what does that stand for? Why “Female Performer of the Year” of course. … Did you ever just feel like blinking like Tweety Bird? If you want another lesson in UK English, you can think about how even strange French words like maneuver take on an even more confusing manoeuver in the Queen’s Land. All in all, Cate provides a much more entertaining lesson, though. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Cate Harrington]
12/3/08	A “regular” Kristal Summers Cam Show replay works as a dandy motivator all by itself. But when Dee decides to direct the deeds, distinct decadence descends. Have you ever noticed that we have a darned difficult time describing Dee’s dallyings without alliteration? Beautiful women are a bad influence. We learn that today too. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Dee Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Stars:Cate Harrington| Dee| Isabella Kay| Jana Cova| Jana Jordan| Karlie Montana| Kristal Summers| Kylie Ireland| Michael Ninn| Sophia Lynn| Tanya Cox| Taren Steele| Vicca

Year:2008

April 2008 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/28/08	When the folks at the office learned that the Denver Broncos drafted guys with the names Eddie Royal, Carlton Powell, and Spencer Larson some people around here said it sounded like we’d have to start serving high tea at half time or something. … As it turns out, some people aren’t nearly as funny as they think they are. … On the other hand delving into a review of D.Minion spending time with Sean Michaels and his prodigious – um – persona on a porn set will probably be just as funny as you’d think it would be. Not everybody can be an NFL player, but not everybody can be Sean Michaels either. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayna Knight, D.Minion]
4/27/08	Well, we’re back from an odd combination of conventions down in L.A. again. This time the folks at “Fangoria” and the other folks at “Adult-Con” were kind enough to schedule their events at the same time, albeit at opposite ends of the Convention Center. Oddly the women at the horror gathering seemed to dress rather like the women at the porn convention, although they did seem to wear a lot more black and have a lot more holes poked in their faces – presumably for decorative purposes. We’re not sure we really understand that particular aspect of the sub-culture, but we do have D.Minion working diligently on explaining it all to us. We should mention that we’re not making any promises that this will in fact help, though. Until then (and as we’re working to wade through the “queue” here), we managed to uncover Mav’s still shoot that he somehow forgot to include with the “Cam Show” video entry, so maybe that will help. At least it provides a more traditional perspective of a beautiful naked woman, and it seems pretty difficult to complain too much about that. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Kaz B.]
4/20/08	Ah. Mr. U.K. seems to be poking around again, back from his sojourns getting various British women to disrobe and otherwise occupy themselves for his cameras. True, Maverick does seem a bit confused on the whole “and how does this make sense in the risqué scheme of things” approach, but he’s young yet and we have great faith in him. Of course we had great faith that Craig Morton was going to lead the Broncos to a Super Bowl Championship too, so it’s probably best if you don’t use our opinion as the barometer of reasonableness. Still, Kaz B performing for a photo shoot makes for a handy diversion, regardless of the rationale. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Kaz B.]
4/19/08	Darn it. We keep promising Dee that we’ll catch her up on her KSEX history – which seems much more important now that KSEX itself is basically history – and then she calls and mentions that … um … we don’t seem to have done that yet. … OK. Well this time we have taken the time to develop a Dee System, which beats the heck out of a regular ol’ system if you want to know the truth. At any rate, we have determined that if we faithfully post one or two “Dee on KSEX” stories a month … we’ll absolutely be done by 2050 or so. Hey, it’s good to have a plan. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee Video, Cytherea Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
4/16/08	Alicia Rhodes Well Traveled. … Hmm. Rarely do we have a title that as effectively conveys the topic being addressed as this one does. OK, so technically Maverick didn’t literally use this title, but he’s just starting to seek out his investigative journalist muse, so we’re cutting him a little slack. And if his “investigation” actually reflects much more of a “personal reflection” point of view than meetings with any sort of Deep Throat character, and his role as a “journalist” really comes down to simply writing those thoughts down, well what’s the harm in the Grand Perspective? Besides, if you think about it, you’ll see that Alicia certainly reflects one sort of deep throat character. There’s that. Also, we get to admire a refreshingly different kind of porn star, and we get to learn about European geography – maybe. Things could be worse. … Life is short. Why stress over details? [FEATURED TAGS: Alicia Rhodes, Maverick]
4/12/18	We interrupt our regularly scheduled chaos to bring you a bit of insight on current events in adult. Now we don’t do this very often, as there are scads of web sites out there that stake “news” as their particular niche on the web, but sometimes a situation will just throw one low and outside, and you just have to swing for the fence. (Don’t you just love a good baseball metaphor?) We could tell you the topic for today, in fact that would be a completely logical thing to do right now, but honestly we can only take so much “convention” in one sitting. We can at least tell you that we’re using the unusually beautiful “Tall Goddess” and the captivating Renee Perez to illustrate some of our finer points – all the while showing off some of theirs. (Yeah, we’re topical and funny. It’s a gift.) Also, if you point out the exact topic in an introductory area like this, people can go back and figure out when that happened, thus “dating” your post in the future. All the really smart web people say that only news sites date their posts, as membership sites want to appear more “timeless” in their appeal. Of course we’ve always just put the date over there on the side, plain as day. … Oops. [FEATURED TAGS: Lorraine Sisco, Renee Perez Video, Exclusive Video, Risque News Insight]
4/9/08	D.Minion must have been bored last weekend, because she apparently spent a whole bunch of time watching XXX movies. Either that, or we missed one hell of a party over at her place. Whichever the case may be, Kristal has once again caught DM’s fancy (or fantasy) as a MILF, this time along with our old friend Wendy (Maya) Divine in The MILF Chronicles. If you want our opinion all of this has to do with breast-feeding issues. And if you want our other opinion: So what? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]
4/8/08	Apparently, men are pigs. At least that’s the lesson we’re presumably supposed to learn from D.Minion’s review ofCheating Housewives #4. Of course people don’t usually make porn movies that try to teach actual life-lessons. That would be like trying to write a book about Christianity using an imaginary wonderland that a bunch of kids find by wandering through a secret room at the back of a closet. … Oh. … So that happens sometimes. … Still, life-lessons do not happen this time. On the other hand, you’ve got Nina Hartley, Kylie Ireland, Brittany Andrews, Lola and Kristal Summers to distract you from all the lessons you’re not learning this time around, and that helps a lot as it turns out. We’ll try to suffer through. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Nina Hartley, Kylie Ireland, Brittany Andrews, Lola, D.Minion]
4/5/08	Whoo-Hoo! The pic people have done their picks and perfected a precise pecking order for your personal perusal. … OK. Without all the alliteration, that just means that the still photos from the massive video post we just did are now up on the page. But why would you just say that without all the alliteration? One should use it when one can, it seems. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Harley Davis, Exclusive Video]
4/3/08	Some video projects that we do for the web turn out to be a whole lot more “difficult” than we would have thought they’d be when we put them into the queue. That said, some projects involve a beautiful Kristal Summers and one of her Cam Shows, so that just logically seems like something worth a little extra effort. For those of you with good Internet connections, we’re getting a jump on the weekend today – even as we’re completing still details for the “Carol Faction” …. Give yourself some time on this one. Kristal’s worth it. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Harley Davis, Exclusive Video]

Stars:Alicia Rhodes| Brittany Andrews| Cytherea| Dee| Harley Davis| Kaz B.| Kristal Summers| Kylie Ireland| Lola| Lorraine Sisco| Nina Hartley| Renee Perez| Shayna Knight

Year:2008

Month:April

March 2008 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/29/08	And now for something completely different. … OK. So those of you that have been members for some time probably realize that one could use that particular sentence referring to just about anything we’ve ever done around here. But we did make a conscious effort this time. After our last “topless girls pretending to wrestle” effort, we decided we should do something as far away from that “fluff” as possible. It didn’t take very long for someone to say, “Well, D.Minion on any of the Neo_ sets would fit that bill perfectly.” We decided this to be perfectly true, and so we’re heading into this particular “matrix” with DM on the set of Neo_Pornographia 4 – because why in the world would we start with number one, after all? Oh, and the person that came up with this idea has now received a very public “Thank You” for the suggestion, which turns out to be a lot cheaper than giving them an actual raise in salary. [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Holly Wellin, Stacy Thorn, Nicki Hunter, Marie Luv, Michael Ninn, Exclusive Video, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
3/26/08	After surveying a very knowledgeable group of people deeply involved in the porn business, here is what we can definitively explain about the breadth of human sexuality: “We have no idea if limits even exist, and we’ve long ago stopped looking for them.” Great. That helps a lot. … Quite honestly what we’re talking about this time really looks a lot like a significantly more amateurish and topless version of the WWF – or any other of those confusing wrestling acronyms. Still, those poor souls don’t have Kristal Summers and Charlie Laine in the ring. … Um, so WE WIN! … Don’t you just love it when that happens? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Charlie Laine]
3/25/08	It might actually be “all in a name” – if you’re like a philosopher or something. If you still have to pay your rent every month, though, erudite musings really lose their luster quickly. So we thought we’d offer the one super-secret to success in the movie business today, and we thought we’d use the adorable Cassidey as sort of a visual aid. If you get to choose, we’d always suggest picking beautiful naked women to help you out. Just put an “e” on the end of the “aid” word. [FEATURED TAGS: Cassidey Video, Exclusive Video]
3/19/08	The annual Adult Entertainment Expo can be a deeply personal experience, as any of you that have been members for very long can attest. … That’s one of the themes for today, as we pay necessary homage to the American writers in the fold. It seems that we’ve been ignoring those particular contributions, but we can assure you that it’s only because of volume rather than malice. (Never attribute to malice what stupidity can adequately explain.) If we give you another quote it may help: “It actually looks as though Sunset Thomas may have some new competition in the “Best Star to Get Multiple Photos With” category. Being the consummate professional, and purely dedicated to the edification of the risqué Member, however, Lon probably forgot to enjoy this at all. … Probably.” Or it may not help at all. We can never tell. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Sunny Lane, Celeste Star, Kylie Ireland, Sunset Thomas, Jessica Drake Audio, Shane Audio, Exclusive Audio, Steve, Lon]
3/15/08	Thus speaks anew the U. K. contingent. (Well, it’s really just Mav and a U. K. production company that we work with, but “contingent” sounds much better, don’t you think?) And although technically this would just be Maverick’s experiences and photos of Day Two of the AEE, when you’re talking about U. K. folks you get to say fun things like “thus speaks anew” – and that’s fun. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars, Adult Entertainment Expo, Lexi Love, Christy Canyon, Jenna Haze, Gina Lynn, Natasha Nice, Exclusive Video]
3/12/08	In an unusual twist, even for us, we’ve set about a Variation on a Theme as we continue a bit with Ms. Kylie today. Well, maybe it’s really more of an Extrapolation on a Theme … or really even more precisely an Extrapolation on a Hypothetical Theme. … Come to think of it, maybe it’s best if we just stop trying to explain it and let you get to it. Begin with this: Nudity as Life …. [FEATURED TAGS: Kylie Wylde]
3/10/08	We’re going in search of Kylie today, although which one remains a bit of some conjecture. Now you have to consider that there are a few of them in XXX now, and then you have to factor in that each “persona” in our business tends to take on a wide variety of incarnations over time. So depending on which Kylie, at which point in her career, that we get, the impact could change a lot. On the upside, naked females enjoying themselves has always seemed like a dandy control group to us.. Don’t you just love our science? [FEATURED TAGS: Kylie Wylde Video, Exclusive Video]
3/8/08	Have you ever spent a few weeks watching people getting bloodied in a bunch of, although certainly creative, relatively messy ways? … That doesn’t matter. … You know what’s better? … Looking at lots of pictures of Kristal Summers naked. … Now granted looking at lots of pictures of Kristal Summers naked pretty much beats anything, but this time you can also listen to interviews of Ninn Worx Producer, Lorraine Sisco, and risqué Friend Kylie Ireland while away a little time with D.Minion as she played around with some new toys. (Before you get too excited here, we should tell you that it was just a new digital recorder and had nothing to do with the more traditional “adult novelties” as you may have come to think of them. On the other hand, we do have those pictures of Kristal Summers naked. Could be worse. (Horror movies are bloody. Have you ever noticed?) [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Lorraine Sisco Audio, Kylie Ireland Audio, Exclusive Audio, D.Minion]
3/4/08	Ever think about traveling with a porn star? … We mean seriously think about it. … Well, it can be an interesting experience, if for no other reason than looking at the people’s faces around you when you walk into an airport, or a hotel, or any other “normal civilization” location. Today we thought we’d give you a little previously unseen exposure to what it can be like – with, say, Inari Vachs. Upon reflection you’ll probably like the way we think. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Risque News Insight]

August 2007 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/29/07	Just “Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the Lesbians” advises one “novelty” product D.Minion and Bijou highlight in their account of the recently completed 2007 Adult Novelty Manufacturers Expo. As you might expect while some of the products are certainly “novel” – and there were the occasional porn stars hanging around – like most of these shows we left truly wondering about the capacity of human being to devise objects that primarily involve sex. We also wonder what Freud would think of all of this, but fortunately we keep those philosophical ruminations to ourselves today. There does happen to be an odd pop cover-hit reference, but it’s easy to ignore. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Novelty Manufacturers Expo, Kylie Ireland, Ron Jeremy, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
8/28/07	Well we’ve been off working on a “real” movie which we’ll obviously tell you about when it’s done. Suffice it to say so far that it seems much like we envisioned, where they use “gore” in places we use beautiful naked women. All in all, beautiful naked women are more interesting. Which is why, by the way we’ve decided to offer up a little bit of Kristal Summers Then and Now as a fine way to venture back to more comfortable surroundings. Apparently D.Minion had some predictable dreams in our absence and they seem to have involved Kristal, which many of our dreams do as it turns out. You have lots and lots of video with a Kristal Cam Show Replay, and you have a couple of photo sets that just so happened to come almost exactly five years apart. We have always thought so, but now it’s perfectly clear that Kristal has a lot in common with fine wine. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
8/21/07	Apparently we’re in a “bizarre video” phase here, and Maverick’s not exactly doing anything to change that status. Starring our lovely Dee, The London Lad has put together a rather impressive demonstration of Dee going the extra lengths (or more accurately, depths) to practice her art. We’re talking about naked underwater footage here, by the way. What were you thinking? [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video]
8/17/07	Occasionally we do those kinds of posts where we sort of use a pretty package to wrap up the fact that we’re basically asking the members to serve as test subjects for one sort of technology or another. … Well, today would be such an occasion. … On the upside, as is our also custom, we provide some witty innuendo as well as some gentle guidance into some rather fun diversions, basically involving gratuitous nudity. … Well, today would be such an occasion for that too. … And if you want a little insight into a small part of what you’ll learn should you decide to accept this mission, we’ll provide this paraphrasing: Consistency is only a virtue if you’re not a Screwup. [FEATURED TAGS: Video Wall, the Entire Risque History]
8/14/07	Woo-Hoo! The NFL is back with us, albeit with a month of basically meaningless games, but it’s still better to win than lose. Now for all you purists out there, the 2007 season may have technically started before Monday Night Football last night, but if you’re from Denver it didn’t. And if you’re from the San Francisco area, like bradcom, for example, you probably didn’t enjoy last night as much as the people from Denver did, even though it was a meaningless game. Fortunately, people from Denver are always supremely gracious in victory, and would never, ever, berate a friend whose team lost. … Well, we certainly wouldn’t do it before the games actually counted. … The point here being of course that apparently we missed an eventful wildlife trip that our newest member Bijou took. If we weren’t so happy with pro football being back, we might think Bijou’s novice take on our industry showed a little sarcasm, truth be told. As it turns out, though, we were talking to SteveD (in Colorado, btw) during the game and he mentioned a writing style he personally enjoys. I hope he hasn’t created a monster. [FEATURED TAGS: Kaz B., Maverick]
8/12/07	Popular demand isn’t “unanimous” around here very often, but many people wanted to see Kristal in the rather more traditional approach that you’re all used to. Fortunately it wasn’t actually all that difficult to find a photo set of Kristal Summers being beautiful, so we just decided to make everybody happy and put it up real speedy quicko. It’s good to be nice. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers]
8/11/07	Well we’ve got a weird one today, folks, as Kristal Summers lets us see a heretofore unseen side of the industry, at least in our little world. Actually the cat fight shows seem to be rather popular, but we’ve just never seen one. On the upside, you don’t get to use fun words like “heretofore” very often, so it seemed to be worthy as sort of a scientific analysis if nothing else. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers]
8/3/07	Feast of Famine. That’s supposed to be the general state of life, right? Well, in a blazing exhibition of efficiency, D.Minion has already completed her On The Set piece for last week’s shoot, even before we set off again for the “Empire” of the high desert outside of Los Angeles. While last week we had to suffer through Sophia Lynn and Renna Ryann (and a few dudes, but they don’t really count), now this week we’re apparently shooting another All-Female Festival so it looks to be even more grueling. Gosh. All those beautiful young naked women just looking for a little guidance (and probably some cold water, truth be told). Whatever are we to do? … Oh. Right! … Work, work, work … [FEATURED TAGS: Sophia Lynn, Renna Ryann, D.Minion]

Stars:Dee| Kaz B.| Kristal Summers| Kylie Ireland| Renna Ryann| Sophia Lynn

Year:2007

Month:August

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