Filed Under: Lola

April 2008 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/28/08

When the folks at the office learned that the Denver Broncos drafted guys with the names Eddie Royal, Carlton Powell, and Spencer Larson some people around here said it sounded like we’d have to start serving high tea at half time or something. … As it turns out, some people aren’t nearly as funny as they think they are. … On the other hand delving into a review of D.Minion spending time with Sean Michaels and his prodigious – um – persona on a porn set will probably be just as funny as you’d think it would be. Not everybody can be an NFL player, but not everybody can be Sean Michaels either. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayna Knight, D.Minion]

Call it Member of an Exclusive Club.
4/27/08

Well, we’re back from an odd combination of conventions down in L.A. again. This time the folks at “Fangoria” and the other folks at “Adult-Con” were kind enough to schedule their events at the same time, albeit at opposite ends of the Convention Center. Oddly the women at the horror gathering seemed to dress rather like the women at the porn convention, although they did seem to wear a lot more black and have a lot more holes poked in their faces – presumably for decorative purposes. We’re not sure we really understand that particular aspect of the sub-culture, but we do have D.Minion working diligently on explaining it all to us. We should mention that we’re not making any promises that this will in fact help, though. Until then (and as we’re working to wade through the “queue” here), we managed to uncover Mav’s still shoot that he somehow forgot to include with the “Cam Show” video entry, so maybe that will help. At least it provides a more traditional perspective of a beautiful naked woman, and it seems pretty difficult to complain too much about that.  [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Kaz B.]

KazB ... In the Pink Variations
4/20/08

Ah. Mr. U.K. seems to be poking around again, back from his sojourns getting various British women to disrobe and otherwise occupy themselves for his cameras. True, Maverick does seem a bit confused on the whole “and how does this make sense in the risqué scheme of things” approach, but he’s young yet and we have great faith in him. Of course we had great faith that Craig Morton was going to lead the Broncos to a Super Bowl Championship too, so it’s probably best if you don’t use our opinion as the barometer of reasonableness. Still, Kaz B performing for a photo shoot makes for a handy diversion, regardless of the rationale.  [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Kaz B.]

Kaz B petting her kitty - sort of.
4/19/08

Darn it. We keep promising Dee that we’ll catch her up on her KSEX history – which seems much more important now that KSEX itself is basically history – and then she calls and mentions that … um … we don’t seem to have done that yet. … OK. Well this time we have taken the time to develop a Dee System, which beats the heck out of a regular ol’ system if you want to know the truth. At any rate, we have determined that if we faithfully post one or two “Dee on KSEX” stories a month … we’ll absolutely be done by 2050 or so. Hey, it’s good to have a plan. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee Video, Cytherea Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Dee and Cytherea plead topless. It's hard to say no when this happens.
4/16/08

Alicia Rhodes Well Traveled. … Hmm. Rarely do we have a title that as effectively conveys the topic being addressed as this one does. OK, so technically Maverick didn’t literally use this title, but he’s just starting to seek out his investigative journalist muse, so we’re cutting him a little slack. And if his “investigation” actually reflects much more of a “personal reflection” point of view than meetings with any sort of Deep Throat character, and his role as a “journalist” really comes down to simply writing those thoughts down, well what’s the harm in the Grand Perspective? Besides, if you think about it, you’ll see that Alicia certainly reflects one sort of deep throat character. There’s that. Also, we get to admire a refreshingly different kind of porn star, and we get to learn about European geography – maybe. Things could be worse. … Life is short. Why stress over details?  [FEATURED TAGS: Alicia Rhodes, Maverick]

Alicia Rhodes and Joey Ray
4/12/18

We interrupt our regularly scheduled chaos to bring you a bit of insight on current events in adult. Now we don’t do this very often, as there are scads of web sites out there that stake “news” as their particular niche on the web, but sometimes a situation will just throw one low and outside, and you just have to swing for the fence. (Don’t you just love a good baseball metaphor?) We could tell you the topic for today, in fact that would be a completely logical thing to do right now, but honestly we can only take so much “convention” in one sitting. We can at least tell you that we’re using the unusually beautiful “Tall Goddess” and the captivating Renee Perez to illustrate some of our finer points – all the while showing off some of theirs. (Yeah, we’re topical and funny. It’s a gift.) Also, if you point out the exact topic in an introductory area like this, people can go back and figure out when that happened, thus “dating” your post in the future. All the really smart web people say that only news sites date their posts, as membership sites want to appear more “timeless” in their appeal. Of course we’ve always just put the date over there on the side, plain as day. … Oops. [FEATURED TAGS: Lorraine Sisco, Renee Perez Video, Exclusive Video, Risque News Insight]

Goddess of the Tall variety
4/9/08

D.Minion must have been bored last weekend, because she apparently spent a whole bunch of time watching XXX movies. Either that, or we missed one hell of a party over at her place. Whichever the case may be, Kristal has once again caught DM’s fancy (or fantasy) as a MILF, this time along with our old friend Wendy (Maya) Divine in The MILF Chronicles. If you want our opinion all of this has to do with breast-feeding issues. And if you want our other opinion: So what?  [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

Kristal Summers. She apparently gets around.
4/8/08

Apparently, men are pigs. At least that’s the lesson we’re presumably supposed to learn from D.Minion’s review ofCheating Housewives #4. Of course people don’t usually make porn movies that try to teach actual life-lessons. That would be like trying to write a book about Christianity using an imaginary wonderland that a bunch of kids find by wandering through a secret room at the back of a closet. … Oh. … So that happens sometimes. … Still, life-lessons do not happen this time. On the other hand, you’ve got Nina Hartley, Kylie Ireland, Brittany Andrews, Lola and Kristal Summers to distract you from all the lessons you’re not learning this time around, and that helps a lot as it turns out. We’ll try to suffer through. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Nina Hartley, Kylie Ireland, Brittany Andrews, Lola, D.Minion]

Dis is DVD Disc - Definitely
4/5/08

Whoo-Hoo! The pic people have done their picks and perfected a precise pecking order for your personal perusal. … OK. Without all the alliteration, that just means that the still photos from the massive video post we just did are now up on the page. But why would you just say that without all the alliteration? One should use it when one can, it seems.  [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Harley Davis, Exclusive Video]

Kristal Summers. A babe on a bed.
4/3/08

Some video projects that we do for the web turn out to be a whole lot more “difficult” than we would have thought they’d be when we put them into the queue. That said, some projects involve a beautiful Kristal Summers and one of her Cam Shows, so that just logically seems like something worth a little extra effort. For those of you with good Internet connections, we’re getting a jump on the weekend today – even as we’re completing still details for the “Carol Faction” …. Give yourself some time on this one. Kristal’s worth it. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Harley Davis, Exclusive Video]

Movie Time!

April 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/30/05

We counted 17 separate references to old television theme songs in D.Minion’s story of Carol’s visit to Southern California. We’d actually worry about our sanity, but we’re much too crazy for this kind of deep introspection. Fortunately, the 125 photos from Michael Ninn (who didn’t even meet Carol, by the way) can make up for a lot of blatent silliness. [FEATURED TAGS: Terri Summers, Brittney Skye, Anais, Shy Love, Wanda Curtis, Monica, Trinity, Monica Sweetheart, Holly Morgan, Jenaveve Joli, Carol, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Neither of these women is Carol. This makes Carol sad too.
Ninn Banner
4/29/05

We get to visit with a bunch of old friends today, and D.Minion’s got 180 pictures and some 3,000-odd words to prove it. She was on the set of The Devinn Lane Show, Part 3: Attack of the Divas a couple of years back, and she got to spend some time with Julia Ann, Dee, Lola and Devinn. (D.Minion should pay us for this job.) By the way, we should state for the record here that, although we haven’t always agreed with her “career” decisions, Devinn Lane has always been beautiful, innovative, daring, and extremely motivated. In short, Devinn Lane is a very good director. She also happens to be wearing one of my favortie shirts during this shoot. “I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.” She’s nothing if not style … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Dee, Lola, Devinn Lane, Jade Marcela, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

This would be Julia Ann ... um ... style.
Julia Ann's Web Site
Wicked
4/25/05

All of us at the office blame Carol for the lateness of the latest Ninn Worx Weekend. Michael didn’t get to meet Carol, since she “allegedly” spent her time in Southern California on the beach and eating home-cooked meals, and not on the Sybian. Both Carol and Michael are very polite people. … So we don’t have any pictures or either Carol or Michael on the Sybian, but we do have some really dandy images that will hopefully distract you from that point. If you can’t Shock and Awe, it’s better to Baffle with Bullshit. (Not pictured: Anais, Jassie, Dee, Angel Cassidy, Elizabeth, Erica Vachs, Isabella, Katsumi, Justine Joli, Kenzie Ryan, Georgia Adair, Nikita Denise, Sarah Blake, Michelle Michaels, Shy Love, Nikki Blond, Wanda Curtis, Olivia Del Rio, and Sharon Wild … But they’re inside today. Sometimes life is OK.) [FEATURED TAGS: Jana Cova, Anais, Jassie, Dee, Angel Cassidy, Elizabeth, Erica Vachs, Isabella, Katsumi, Justine Joli, Kenzie Ryan, Georgia Adair, Nikita Denise, Sarah Blake, Michelle Michaels, Shy Love, Nikki Blond,Wanda Curtis, Olivia Del Rio, Sharon Wild, Michael Ninn]

Jana Cova. Ah, Jana Cova ...
4/20/05

Pretty much every day, everyone pretty much has to do something. So today we pretty much figured we’d just spend some time looking at Wanda Curtis. All in all, in our experience, this turns out to be pretty much of a fun thing to do, and so we’re encouraging you to do it too. I don’t know if any of you ever had the opportunity to see Wanda in person, but she looks like a drawing or something. When artists draw their idealized visions of the perfect female form, they generally look like Wanda, actually. If Barbie Dolls had a human incarnation, they would look like Wanda too. That pretty much sums it up. [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis]

Wanda Curtis ... She even looks good in glasses.
4/17/05

… [DMinion wrote this. It’s not my fault.] “From Nightingale poop to human foreskin.” According to a TV show I just watched, these are some of the things people put on their faces to keep them looking young and beautiful. Anais looks beautiful without any of these, uh, interesting concoctions. (I should know. I’ve seen her without makeup and she’s stunning. It just isn’t fair.) If you’d like to see pictures of Anais looking gorgeous, plus photos of her very beautiful friends, click here. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Jana Cova, Mia Smiles, Elizabeth, Wanda Curtis, Michael Ninn]

Anais. Yeah, and then what?
4/15/05

In the movie business, a “side” is a small part of the script that the director intends to record on a particular day. Generally, when the “players” show up in their really groovy (or at least ego-gratifying) trailer room, some nameless person will have placed the sides in the room — most often directly upon the only horizontal seating area in said ego-gratifying room. The point, here, being that sometimes things don’t always turn out the way they “historically” should. In our ongoing efforts to convince Juli to release some of her “owned, albeit heretofore hidden,” footage of Essentially Inari, we’re providing a peek into the past lives of, not only Inari Vachs, but Dee, Kristal Summers, a very happily endowed man, a couple of genuinely nice women from Juli’s past, and even Juli herself. We call it “Old Irony-Sides” … but we’re like that. We would also like to point out that using words like “albeit” and “heretofore” should be at least a misdemeanor in any civilized country. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Kristal Summers, Dee, Shaena Steele, Juli Ashton]

According to dictionary.com. Inari is an island, and “The island-studded lake is a tourist attraction.” Hmm.
4/10/05

OK. Technically it may be a little late for a Ninn Worx Weekend, but, also technically, it’s still the weekend for three more minutes in LA as we’re posting this. Besides, some days “It’s all about the Porn Star, baby.” … and what’s a little tardiness when those are your options? We’re going to follow the advice of a dandy country song here: “A little less talk. A lot more action.” [FEATURED TAGS: Brittney Skye, Tory Lane, Kelly Taylor, Malibu, Michael Ninn]

Brittney Skye ... representing many others.
4/8/05

Well we’re still plowing through Tax Hell, which wouldn’t be as bad if you didn’t have to do it every year, we’re thinking. And as it turns out, although it really, really sucks to move with a broken leg right before Christmas, it’s even worse if you didn’t think about putting all of the various tax document areas from the office and warehouse in one box so you could find it easily when you needed it. (I don’t know why they were always in various places; that was not my job.) So we decided to make up for it with a Night Calls post from Juli and Tiffany’s February Show this year. This one turned out to be extra long, as it included the soon to be more famous Justine, along with a side trip to a Dee dance gig. We decided, “What the heck, let’s put a bunch of exclusive pictures of Anais up too. What, you want to spend more time on the Quicken Category and Transfer List?” Too many numbers in your life make you talk to yourself, you know.  [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Dee, Ann Marie, Ashley Blue, Justine Joli, Anais, D.Minion]

Anais. Butt her late and often.
4/2/05

For some reason we’re very concerned about The Learning Channel (and yesterday was April Fool’s Day). We don’t really know how to explain it better than that, other than point out that Bob Seger will be happy, and we do have the benefit of 80 (plus) pictures of Dee thinking of … probably anything but The Learning Channel. Sometimes it’s very strange in California … but it often involves beautiful naked women, and that makes up for a lot. Cheers, D.Minion.  [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

On a long lonesome highway ... It's good to meet Dee.

March 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/31/05

Kristal creates some Hard Evidence today, as it were, as we have an unusual story with a lot more words than pictures. Still, sometimes that’s how life turns out, and quite honestly it doesn’t take very many pictures of Kristal Summers to reach awe-inspiring status, truth be told. So we tell a few truths; we look at Kristal not meaning to show off, and we thankfully don’t have to warn people about many, many pictures of food establishments and restaurant menus. We March on …  [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

Kristal even looks impressive like this. It's not fair.
3/28/05

A lot of times on a porn site you wouldn’t follow “We found our motel” with the concluding part of the sentence today, “and headed off to the Helium monument.” Right? Well “A long time ago …” (Someone should really write a book with that beginning.) D.Minion met Dee in Amarillo, Texas, and then they travelled across the Great American Desert to get to Los Angeles. At least the “Bonus” section has some interesting interaction, but, basically, this post can be summed up if we tell you what this thumbnail says. “You can’t run with the big dogs if you pee like a puppy.” We have a very odd office. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Isabella, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Dee is not naked with this coyote, thankfully.
3/26/05

For some reason people get really afraid of daring punctuation. Maybe primary school English teachers sign some secret oath that mandates that they frighten all young students against anything that isn’t a period or a question mark. Teachers that teach the advancing students can then introduce the comma to the budding minds, but after that the door slams shut …. See? Whatever happened to the good ol’ ellipse? What’s wrong with ALL CAPS to stress a point? And God forbid, on this Easter weekend, that a parenthetical comment ever rear its confusing head. (If you don’t know what that means, you should just skip to the 180 pictures from Ninn Worx’ Pussy Kat now, by the way.) Well, today we flunk English 101. Hopefully we’ll have to stay after school, and hopefully the teacher will be wearing one of those really short skirts … (See what a GOOD ellipse can accomplish?) [FEATURED TAGS: Brittney Skye, Katsumi, Mia Smiles, Penny Flame, Tiffany Hopkins, Michael Ninn]

Mia Smiles. And she makes us smile too.
3/24/05

As it turns out we’ve fallen behind on the Night Calls stories and D.Minion goes a little Kindergarten Teacher on us when that happens. Remember the crossed arms and the tapping foot pose? Well, even though we’ve lived on this planet for more than four DECADES, that particular stance still stikes fear into our very soul. Being the regular manly men that we are, though, we immediately rolled over so D.Minion could scratch our cowardly bellies. And then we posted the next Night Calls story as though nothing ever went astray. The one thing about men is that at least we’re predictable … (Artistic men like Michael Ninn that want entire sites redesigned are even worse than kindergarten teachers, by the way. Free stuff from Sire Ninn very soon ….) [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Charmane Star, D.Minion]

Juli Ashton, naked and primping.
3/18/05

We’re celebrating members this weekend with some typical zaniness and some Maverick explanation. Hey, if you can’t help your friends out, how are you going to know how to treat your enemies? So have a little fun, check out Mav’s new free site, and rest up. We’ve got another D.Minion epic on tap for next week. My fingers hurt already … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Georgia Adair, Maverick]

Georgia Adair and Dee helping Mav in their own unique way.
Porn Stars Available Any Time
3/17/05

Top o’ the mornin’ to ya! ‘Tis a fine day for all lads named Lucky on this most special of annual occasions. We were going to send everyone corned beef and cabbage, along with a case of green beer, but then we did the math, and D.Minion said we couldn’t. Dang. We are, however, offering a fine consolation prize with Juli Ashton and Dee, so we’re thinking you won’t mind making your own dinner. The excellent copywriters around here even came up with a very clever title. We call it Juli, Juli, Juli …  [FEATURED TAGS: Lola, Juli Ashton, Dee, May]

Getting “Bi” with a little help from some friends.
3/13/05

Since summer seems to be around the corner, we thought it appropriate to make it a completely “Summers” weekend, although you’ll have had to be a member for quite awhile to recognize that particular reference. If you miss it, no matter, as we’re certain you can recognize the latest entry from CafeAnais without any site research at all. Some things are just extremely self-explanatory … Anais would be one of those things. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Proof not all women are created equal.
3/12/05

I’d forgotten how much I miss sharing a house with Kristal Summers. Even when she’s just helping around the kitchen, Kristal doesn’t mind putting forth that little extra effort to help set the table. Now you can see why it was very important to put the plates on a very high shelf. Also, you can probably see how environmentally conscious Kristal is, as she tries hard to avoid doing laundry too often, just for the benefit of the planet, of course. That Kristal … Now if Greenpeace had more spokesmodels like Kristal …  [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

The ever-helpful Kristal Summers
3/8/05

You know, one of the hard things about writing is that very often things need to rhyme to flow smoothly off of the tongue, or brain, or whatever. So I’m trying to recount my adventures when I should have been at home watching the dogs and D.Minion’s parents, but instead I find myself (and my bummed-up leg) on a porn set observing the creation of a movie called Purple Skye … Yes. Truth is stranger than fiction. So, anyway, I have now found myself trying to think of a rhyme for “purple” … um … which ranks right up there with “orange” … Then I remarkably decide to just “show dem da money” — at which point all rhymes become superfluous. I really edit much better than I write, but at least we won’t have that “Clown Porn” picture haunting us at the top of the page anymore. One should give thanks for small favors.  [FEATURED TAGS: Brittney Skye, Amy Ried, Terri Summers, Dillan Lauren, Holly Morgan, Jenaveve Joli]

Look at this, you ... um ... kitty cat ...
3/1/05

Sorry for the little hiccups of late. We’ve been deep in negotiations (and modifications) for Mr. Ninn, and, well gee, sometimes time flies even when you’re not having loads of fun. At any rate, we did decide that we should try to posts our FINAL (we promise) report on the AEE, at least before it was time for the next one. So, bowing to the requests of too many emails, today you get D.Minion’s take on the Convention. It seems she’s getting jaded too. Or maybe she just doesn’t like being the “go-to girl” at these things. Alas. If you’re going to accept that sometimes life sucks, it makes perfect sense to hang around porn stars all of the time. Speaking of that, we’re off to the set to cover Ninn Worx again. (Didn’t we just do this trip?) See you in a week or so. We’ll bring you presents. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN AWards, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Georgia Adair, Kristal Summers, Dee, Inari Vachs, Shayla LaVeaux, Kylie Ireland, Chasey Lain, Janine, Syren, Brittany Andrews, Katie Morgan, Monique Alexander, Mia Smiles, Jessica Drake, Sunset Thomas, Justine Joli, Lon, Maverick, D.Minion]

Self-Explanatory photo without naked women visible.

June 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/29/04

Somehow it seems fitting that one of our more colorful members can tie in a very human experience, wisdom from Juli Ashton, and a new way to look at Michael Ninn. One thing about Brother John, he’s not the type of person about whom people have no opinion. Basically, that pretty much sums up our life philosophy around here. My favorite uncle used to wear a baseball cap that said, “Let’s do something, even if it’s wrong.” After all, what if you died, and nobody noticed? That would suck … which will explain our photo selection, by the way. (This assuming you read and not just look at the 160 pictures. Right?) [FEATURED TAGS: Gauge, Taylor Rain, Aurora Snow, Jassie, Cytherea, Lauren Phoenix, Teagan, Taylor Anne, Danni Woodward, Haley, Holly Hollywood, Charmane Star, Loni, Kimberly Kane, Ann Harlow, Alicia Rhodes, August, Faith Lamour, Red Heaven, Kitty, Michael Ninn]

Jassie, from Ninn Worx' Pop 2: The Girls of Innocence. If only Jassie did this at our house.
6/27/04

With today’s Ninn Worx Weekend, you can learn about inappropriate actions for contract girls, or you can just enjoy the 162-picture DVD Gallery from The Edge, courtesy of our good buddy Michael Ninn. Basically those are your two choices, but at least they’re two good ones. [FEATURED TAGS: Shy Love, Sarah Blake, Monica, Nina Bonet, Michael Ninn]

Shy Love ... oddly not shy about it at all.
6/25/04

We’re going for the 2004 L.A. Erotica Story in Pictures approach this time around, as this thumbnail can attest. Sometimes, you can say a lot with a picture. Also, if you’re good with math, you’ll quickly figure out that we have 237,000 words worth of pictures (not counting the by now obligatory strange mpegs). Wow! That’s almost as long as a Maverick story. [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Anais, Georgia Adair, Dee, Nina Hartley, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Aria Giovanni, Angel Cassidy, Kylie Ireland, Monique Alexander, Cytherea, Justine Joli, Jessica Drake, Julia Ann, Shayla LaVeaux, Shelby Stevens, Stacy Valentine, Sharon Mitchell, Lola, Gauge, Brittany Andrews, Katie Morgan, Rayveness, Taylor Wane, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Not pictured: Georgia, Dee, Anais, Angel, Julia Ann, Lola and a whole bunch of other people, including Harry.
6/21/04

Well, Georgia and Anais have headed off to their distant homes, as have interns Mr. Lon and Mr. Maverick. Consequently, we’re taking it out on you by posting Mav’s account covering Day Two of Becoming Georgia Adair: Self Portrait. We feel just awful about it, we really do, but think of this final installment like going to the dentist: No one really likes it, but you have to do it some time … (Besides, it’s easier to make fun of people when they’re up at 35,000 feet flying 500 mph away from you. We’re also very practical …) [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Sharon Wild, Michael Ninn, Maverick]

Georgia filming felatio for fun and profit ...
Georgia's Web Site
6/19/04

Wendy’s lingerie items have been earning some note lately, which makes a great deal of sense when you look at them. But as much as we like looking at pictures of Wendy in lingerie, it still doesn’t compare to actually seeing Wendy in person. Sadly, we’re not able to do that for this round of LA Erotica, but while the gang’s all roaming the room, compiling God knows what all, those of us not actually attending this year decided to remind everyone what a visually compelling couple Wendy Divine and Eric Masterson make. We found a D.Minion story validating the theory, and we found 75 pictures to go along with it. If you can’t go to the convention, this makes for a nice way to forget your misery. The Los Angeles Convention Center is big, but it’s not that big. Not everyone can attend, so we figure we’ll have lots of company in our misery. We love that. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Julie Robbins, D.Minion]

Wendy Divine. Sittin' on the dock, as she may.
6/16/04

I’ve been using “computers” since we stored data on cassette tapes. I remember when we thought a Ten Megabyte hard drive was just ridiculous. No one could ever use that much storage space. The “new” 3-1/4” floppies were almost as good as sliced bread. I know something about computers. But D.Minion can do things with electonics that baffle even folks a lot smarter than I am. She gets error messages that I’m pretty sure Microsoft just put in as a joke — knowing no one would really ever do what it would take to get that message. Why is this important? Because in today’s Night Calls Report, D.Minion has done some truly amazing things with her digital camera, although she claims she has no idea how. It doesn’t really matter, because Juli Ashton and Tiffany Granath (and guests) look good, no matter how you look at them. Life’s not fair, you know … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]

Juli Ashton: Dancin' from Jamaica ...
6/15/04

Those of you that have been looking for more Porno Manager Lessons, you’ll be quite happy today. Those of you that couldn’t care less, but really like interesting (read: naked …) pictures of beautiful people “performing” beautifully on porn sets, will also find today’s look at Harley Davis worthwhile. And those of you that just love D.Minion no matter what she titles a story can look forward to this post as well. If you don’t fall into any of those categories, you should go back to bed. You’re having a bad day. [FEATURED TAGS:  Harley Davis, D.Minion]

Typical porn set “romance” ...
6/11/04

Becoming somewhat typical in her fashion, today D.Minion shows us a couple of completely unexplained photographs of cars in a parking lot, and one of what looks like an old hand-lettered piece of paper taped to an aging stainless steel wall. The other 67 pictures, however, are of Anais, Mia Smiles, and new Hungarian hunk Mario having a fine time completing Day Two of Inside Myself. All in all, then, it might be worth popping in and seeing what was up. By the way, we’re trying to get Anais to wear this outfit to the next Members’ Party in September …  [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Mia Smiles, Elizabeth, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Anais, certainly none the worse for this wear.
6/10/04

We added the nifty Georgia Adair technology, and now you can see a slide show replay of Kristal’s Cam Show from Monday. If you have a good connection, you can really see it well, in fact. We love both technology and Kristal … and, of course, Dee … (who dropped in for a quick “byte” — as it were).  [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Exclusive Video]

Kristal Summers' new thumbnail for Mav.
6/8/04

Have you ever been just beside yourself with anticipation? Well, in actuality that probably has very little to do with Inside Myself, which happens to be Anais’ next movie, just out from Ninn Worx. Still, probably some people really looked forward to it, and so we’ll stick with the intro. D.Minion was on her mark with the pictures this time around, although having Anais, Dee, Isabella, and Nikita Denise as subject matter probably didn’t hurt anything. In case you’re wondering, there are also dogs eating eggs, old mechanical equipment, motorcycles, wonderful architecture, and school-girl outfits. D.Minion died and went to Heaven. She made it back, though, and now we have the story of Day One. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee Video, Isabella Video, Nikita Denise, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Anais and her lap of luxury.
6/7/04

You ever notice how things seem to go around in cycles? Here we hadn’t seen Lola in about a year, and then she shows up on Night Calls. And now, coincidentally, she reappears, this time playing with Kristal in D.Minion’s account of Not Another Porn Movie. Well, there will be a lot of Kristal today, but that’s OK. We do feel sorry for Maverick, however, as there are many, many pictures from which he will have to choose his new Message Board Icon. Come to think of it, maybe that serves him right.

Kristal Summers, thinking about Lola, not Maverick. Sorry, dude.
6/4/04

Every time we try to get “official” with our handling of the web site by programming some functions to operate automatically, we get something wrong. We end up spending a lot of time and money, and then a stupid period or space or something is in the wrong place, and everything grinds to a halt. Consequently, many of you probably didn’t see the June 1st post (below), which was supposed to work in the fancy way, but everyone seems to have seen the June 2nd post — which we did the old fashioned way. Rather than dwell on our stupidity, however, we’ve decided to just ignore it and concentrate on Day Two of Angel Cassidy’s Sex, Money, Power shoot, which has not only a bit of Anais again, but also a whole bunch of Dee. There’s nothing like a whole bunch of Dee to make you feel better, we always say. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Dee clutching Anais. That happens a lot.
Angel Cassidy
6/2/04

We’re back on our less stupid path now, or at least on the less publicly stupid one. Before Night Calls actually airs tonight, we have the story of the last Night Calls on May 19, 2004 for you to check out. You don’t have a lot of time, so we’ll let you get right to it. D.Minion will be so proud …  [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Arianna Jolie, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Tiffany Granath, awaiting Juli Ashton, we're sure. She always waits like this.
6/1/04

Should you wish, “Note the double-dong by the statue of the cherub.” Consider also, “This made Angel so happy that she began spanking her adoring slave.” … These are a couple of the more typical lines from D.Minion’s account of Day One of Angel Cassidy’s Sex, Money, Power shoot. We also get to see a bit of Anais, and learn some more about Michael Ninn and his shoe fetish. Finally, we learn how “Moose and Squirrel” fit into porn. Just another day at the office … [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Nikita Denise, Isabella, Anais, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Nikita Denise ... 'splainin' some stuff ...