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May 2015 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/31/15	For years we have been advising talent to be wary of the “once in a lifetime” opportunity in this business. Whenever someone starts a pitch trying to convince them that whatever they want this young woman to do “will never happen again” or “she’ll never have the opportunity” to make that choice in the future, well, she’ll probably get the same spiel in about a week or so. Consequently, we tend to avoid the Big Announcement sorts of things around here. On the other hand, rare chances do exist — you know, otherwise they’d be mythical ones. … So in that unique celebratory spirit, Ginger Lynn officially joins the Risque Commune today. Oh, goody! … We just thought we were crazy. [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn]
5/31/15	GingerLynn Dayton Rains – Tara Holiday – Nikki Phoenix – Kelly Nichols – Joslyn James – Emily Kae … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
5/29/15	ReelSeduction Poise. Presence. And Pulchritude. [STAR TAGS: Faye Reagan, ReelSeduction.com]
5/26/15	KylieIreland The Proctological Proctor — pt 1 [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Isis Love Video]
5/25/15	Too many Americans do not appreciate the seriousness of the national holiday today. Anyone familiar with our work in the Risqué Communes certainly knows that we completely lack standing to ever accuse anyone of insufficient reverence, but it should still be possible to have fun while remembering the sacrifices made by others that actually allow us to continue having it. Consequently, while we do offer a bit of distraction with Taren Steele and Vicca (aka Victoria Queen) today, and we encourage BBQ on a regular basis, it might be OK to take just a moment and appreciate that we can all do that. [STAR TAGS: Vicca Video, Victoria Queen Video, Taren Steele Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video]
5/24/15	247AdultStars Summer of Chantelle #1 [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox, 247AdultStars.com]
5/22/15	ReelSeduction Showering with Presence [STAR TAGS: Claudia Valentine, ReelSeduction.com]
5/21/15	The Summer of Chantelle kicks off in earnest this weekend, so D.Minion decided to run a highlight reel of coming attractions — you know, as it were. You can tell by the posting pace this month that things have been a bit hectic, but sometimes you just need to stop and smell the sprinkle donuts. Should Shayla LaVeaux and Chantelle Fox be around to add to the aromatic excellence as well, you should be polite and offer them a pastry too. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Chantelle Fox, Mint Chocolate Shake]
5/19/15	KylieIreland You Gotta Wipe Up That Water (#46) [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio]
5/17/15	Shayla It’s A Great Day … [STAR TAGS: Amy Faye, Shayla LaVeaux (via Skype), Reel Seduction Radio]
5/15/15	ReelSeduction We Consider it “Slurple” Haze [STAR TAGS: Jenna Haze, ReelSeduction.com]
5/13/15	247AdultStars Syren Sexton Rings Our Bell [STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
5/11/15	KylieIreland Only in Our Dreams [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Moxxie Maddron Video]
5/9/15	As Maverick and the 247AdultStars team get ready to sing their temporary Syren song, we decided to prepare everyone a little bit for what we’re calling the Summer of Chantelle around here. The lively British lass spent the week with us at the AEE this past January, and we all ended up at least a little bit in love. OK. So Chris King wanted to get married and run off to have babies with funny accents and presumably born with tattoos and piercings, but the rest of us were a bit more moderate in our adoration. If you have ever wanted to read a porn star’s diary, well today we give you that chance. If you do not wish to spend your time reading, you can just look at the pictures, and we’ll tell you the moral of the story: Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder … [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox]
5/8/15	ReelSeduction Baby’s Got Her Blue Jeans … Off [STAR TAGS: Daisy Destin, ReelSeduction.com]
5/7/15	CythereasWetWorld The Trek on Track [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Ginger Lynn Exclusive Video]
5/5/15	We lost our expert in Mexican history last Christmas, and when the next person assigned to honor the holiday today thought that Cinco de Mayo involved five sandwiches and an excellent condiment for ham and cheese, we knew we had to try something a little different this year. Consequently, while we encourage everyone to celebrate a victory over France any time they can, we decided to take on The Color of Honey in rare bit of serious observation. Hey, everyone celebrates in their own way. D.Minion always celebrates with sprinkle donuts, for example. And D.Minion will sometimes celebrate just because a day ends with the letter ”Y” … [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Dee Video]
5/3/15	Big weekend for sports. … Millions of fans watch a frozen rubber puck get pushed around a sheet of ice. Millions more watch bouncy orange balls try to make it through a hoop. Horses run around in a circle with tens of millions of dollars at stake. Couple guys try to beat each other to death with their fists, actually earning hundreds of millions of dollars. Then we have the NFL doing its version of picking teams on the playground with all the guys not being picked being sad/mad about all the guys picked before them. Sometimes it seems like we never emotionally develop much past six years of age. We decided to use professional athletics as a metaphor as we examine the overriding gray areas in modern American civilization. Then we decided that honestly that sounded painfully dry. … So we decided to feature Sasha Grey instead, who happens to be many things, none of them particularly dry. [STAR TAGS: Sasha Grey Video]
5/2/15	KylieIreland The Porn Pundits (#16) [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio]
5/1/15	ReelSeduction Shayla & Chantelle Cock Tales [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Chantelle Fox, ReelSeduction.com]

Year:2015

Month:May

March 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/31/14	Your basic “cowgirl” doesn’t really wear a purple snakeskin hat and shiny pink pants. Of course you’d think that even your basic adult movie star should probably remember if she ever had anal sex on camera before. As it turns out, our basic risqué cowgirl happens to be Kristal Summers, and seeing as how the hat and pants happen to be the only things she ends up wearing for this layout, we didn’t actually get too wrapped up in genre accuracy. Go figure. As for the second theory here, well, according to Cytherea, some of those early years are still a little murky to the lass. We call that one Forgotten Butt, of Course. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Cytherea Video]
3/27/14	Odds seem good that we have all met one of those people that will proudly explain how little ego they have. There seem to be quite a lot of them, for whatever reason, and not one of them has ever learned the word “irony” or the Concept of Karma. If you have known one of these people for a long time, however, retrospect can tug on a few different emotions in us. People don’t simply stop being friends because they somehow jump from fame to infamy, but that can be difficult to explain to someone new to the environment. Take Marc Wallice and Jenna Jameson, for example. [STAR TAGS: Jenna Jameson Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Christi Lake Video]
3/21/14	People into Numerology must think that 3/21/14 would be an excellent day to do something special. Look at it: There’s a hidden seven and all kinds of threes in there. That’s got to count for something, right? … OK. So technically none of us knows the first thing about numerology, but we do recognize the heat in (and on) Alexis Texas having sex, and seriously, that probably gets more attention than numbers anyway. [STAR TAGS: Alexis Texas Exclusive Video]
3/17/14	According to Rich Gannon on NFL Radio — the acknowledged expert on everything, of course — people will consume 13 million pints of Guinness on this St. Patrick’s Day. Factoring in our contribution, that means the rest of the world needs to be responsible for somewhere in the vicinity of 12,999,991 pints today. Now we don’t know where all of that will come from, but we have an excellent idea about where 155 beautiful braless “Erins” will come from. [STAR TAGS: Erins Go Braless! Kylie Ireland St. Patrick’s Day Audio]
3/15/14	Supposedly the middle of March happens to be a big threat because we should theoretically fear a dreamer? … Obviously things have changed between Shakespeare and Alexis Texas — Social Media being one of the foremost among them, it appears. Or would that be amongst them? It’s all very confusing. We should stick to naked women. Otherwise we thinks we doth protest too much. [STAR TAGS: Alexis Texas, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
3/11/14	One of the greatest things about college has to be that about this time every year, the mind starts turning to wonderful, sun-drenched, thoughts about Spring Break. Of course one of the greatest things about being out of college would be that you can take a break any time you want. Granted, you pretty much have to live off the grid, or have really rich relatives, a state that sadly does not define anyone we know. Still, we do get to work with Kristal Summers and Cytherea regularly, so as jobs go, we don’t really complain about this one very much. We will on occasion wonder, however: Where’s a good trust fund when you need one? [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Cytherea Video, Lauren Phoenix Video, Scarlet Red, Romance]
3/5/14	Since yesterday everyone celebrated “Fat Tuesday” would it not make sense that we should call today “Skinny Wednesday” from now on? It sure sounds a lot more pleasant than Ash Wednesday, for example. Also, it makes a lot more sense to Get the Skinny on Dee & Anais Breaking Glad than it does to think about them all covered with ashes. Eeew. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Anais Exclusive Video]
3/2/14	Consider us one big ol’ happy group of sexual philanthropists. Granted, it would seem pretty silly to imagine a big ol’ unhappy group of sexual philanthropists, so you might as well just go with the easy one. As a rule, we like that approach in life — and not just when it applies to our women. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

Year:2014

Month:March

December 2013 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/28/13	For the final post of 2013 we offer you Dee sleeping on a couch with two miniature dachshunds. … Of course in a little bit she gets up and does a Cam Show with Kristal Summers, Mr. Marcus, and a Sybian — just in case you prefer to let sleeping dogs lie. Interestingly this little picture represents the only one that we could possibly show on the free side. Go figure. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video]
12/25/13	We have learned that “Fame” — with a capital “F” naturally — only exists within a specified realm. Of course American Football has the most relevance to everyday life, as well as the future of civilization, so obviously we pay the most attention there. Given that introduction we will pay note to a “famous” American Sports Writer in Denver that opines, “Be naughty. Save Santa the trip.” … Quaint. But in our world Naughty is Nice. So apparently American Football is not everything. How can that be? [STAR TAGS: Devinn Lane]
12/24/13	In the annals of “Good Golly We Almost Made it” … gosh, nothing noteworthy has ever happened. Despite all the ”We Love The World, and Ain’t Everyone Just Excellent” awards, sometimes people lose. that’s what makes life worth living. Were we those people, we would of course be properly penitent. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
12/22/13	Does anyone else think that the “Famous Idaho Potato Bowl” ought to have a trophy made out of bacon and cheese? With maybe some sour cream artfully surrounding the base? Can anyone see what hours and hours of doing computer code can do your brain when it finally takes a break and begins to absorb the college bowl season? Fortunately, Cytherea and many other comely lasses help us think about none of those inane questions. We’re not sure exactly where “inane” falls on a map, but we are certain we have fallen and cannot get up. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Brea Bennett Video, Jana Jordan Video, Cassidey Video, Renee Perez Video, Michael Ninn]
12/18/13	New technology does not always mean better technology. Most of the time “improvements” make things easier, or perhaps more efficient, but sometimes that evolution drops certain capabilities that were honestly just wonderful. Of course one does not need to embrace technology to enjoy Kristal Summers, but as with most things, the more you understand, the more you can appreciate. ’Tis the season to feel a bit nostalgic, though, so we pause for a moment to think about … you know, nostalgic technology. Regardless, you pretty much want to embrace Kristal however you can. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]
12/13/13	Ah but we do enjoy Friday the 13^th around here. Of course when you can have eggnog too, well that just makes it extra special. Should someone spike that eggnog, however, one might be a little careful with the packaging. Considering the type of products we normally ship from our Erotic Catalogue, it would be sad if, say, mom and dad, got a “gift” intended for another person entirely. You know, hypothetically. Fortunately today, we have Shayla LaVeaux, Natalia Forrest, and Becca to help us stop thinking about packaging at all. We might still think about boxes. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Becca Video, Natalia Forrest Video, 247AdultStars.com]
12/11/13	Some days you may wonder how in the world we ended up with the conversation we did. Let’s face it: We do some pretty bizarre things around here sometimes. Other days, though, someone says, “Hey! I found a video orgy with Brittney Skye, Samantha Ryan, Brooke Haven, Cassie Courtland, Nadia Styles, Randi Wright, Rita Faltoyano, and, um, Angel Cassidy. Can we use that?” … And you say, “Of course.” … All things considered, some days being a leader are harder than others. [STAR TAGS: Angel Cassidy Exclusive Video, Brittney Skye Exclusive Video, Samantha Ryan Video, Brooke Haven Video, Cassie Courtland Video, Nadia Styles Video, Randi Wright Video, Rita Faltoyano Video, Michael Ninn]
12/8/13	If you try to get shopping advice from a female Photoshop Geek, you might get some suggestions that border on strange — or else blast completely through strange so that they can homestead in truly bizarre. Should, however, said Photoshop Geek happen to work in the adult industry, well, at least you will also get some excellent illustrations. If you like your pictures more in the moving variety, you can ignore all that and just enjoy a little HD with London Keyes and Elexis Malone. Spelling doesn’t count. Looks do. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, London Keys Video, Elexis Malone Video]
12/4/13	We get pretty darned busy around here, but we don’t usually misplace coverage of Dee on Set with a fellow named “Pussyman” for twelve full years … plus. One the other hand, at least we found it. As with many things we were not really looking for it when we made the discovery, but we have now decided to keep not looking for stuff on a regular basis. [STAR TAGS: Dee, Chloe Amour Video, Lily Lust Video, Savannah Fox Video, Angelina Chung Video, Kimber Day Video, Katerina Moss Video, Roxxie Silver Video, Percilla Riclof Video]
12/2/13	Ah, the holiday season has come upon us. Of course in this industry a lot of different people enjoy a lot of different things coming upon them, but we like holidays too. And as we anticipate the decisions regarding important changes we all decide we need every new year, Shayla LaVeaux drops by with some AVN Hall of Fame insights for any of you thinking about a career out here with the rest of us crazy people. We too provide critical contributions by basically saying, “Yeah, what she said.” … You go with your strengths in life. [STAR TAGS: Alexis DeVell, Serenity, Jeanna Fine, Paula Price, Asia Carrera Video, Kelly Jaye Video]

October 2013 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/13	One of our telecommuting team members apparently has a tradition in his neighborhood where when the kids say “Trick or Treat” they get candy — while the adults get a shot of some sort, and not the kind that protects you from the flu. Now none of us has ever been to that particular neighborhood, but the kids probably run from house to house because it won’t be too long before mom and dad need to head home because they’re too drunk to walk much more. You’ll have to provide your own shots this evening but we have provided some dandy treats with Cytherea, Kylie Ireland, Syren Sexton, and even Summer Knight. There’s a story in there somewhere, and we will likely tell it. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Kylie Ireland Video, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, Summer Knight Video, Bonnie Rotten, 247AdultStars.com ]
10/26/13	It seems like referencing Harold Hill in an adult web site might be a bit unusual, yet we happily do just that this time around. As you may know, however, we have not historically been all that concerned with “usual” in any of our approaches to life. On the other hand, we also pay tribute to a $1,500 sex toy, which falls closer to the adult members’ site norm. Of course we did title the current article, “Oh, We Got Treble.” So there’s that. To quote our leader in today’s post, “We’re just weird.” [STAR TAGS: Jeska Vardinski Video, Asa Akira Video]
10/22/13	Never one to worry much about her own wardrobe, we were a bit surprised when D.Minion showed up in the office insisting that everyone check out her new shirt. It says, “I have CDO, which is like OCD but in alphabetical order — as it should be.” … Suddenly everything made more sense, a bit like when you discover that a professional model might often make a darned good photographer. We use Dee as an example of this last theory, because overall she might hold more universal interest than D.Minion, even with the funny shirt. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee Video, Michelle Lay Video]
10/17/13	Consider the concept of the Practical Homonym, these being words that may not technically “sound the same” but given the actualities of our speech patterns do in fact come across as identical to the ear. For example, Bijou spearheaded a track today which ended up being entitled “Minstrel Machinations,” but when she tried to explain the idea to the rest of us, we heard “Menstrual Machinations.” … Those seem different, really. … Fortunately we’re going with the former of those two concepts, so fear not. And if you think we made up the concept of the practical homonym, we can prove that we did not. Think about it: Country Music would not exist without it. So there. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Wendy Divine, Kylie Ireland Video]
10/13/13	Name a famous anthropologist. OK. Now name one that never had anything to do with primates. Better yet, name a famous “-ologist” of any kind, not including the fictional ones on television or in books. Fortunately, around here we can illustrate our “-ologies” with all sorts of interesting things, for example Keri Windsor, or even the still happily married Wendy Divine and Eric Masterson. In fact, you can happily pretend you have never learned anything as a member here. Should that turn out to be true, however, and you at some point meet any of us in person, please lie about it. We’re fine with that, so long as you have fun. [STAR TAGS: Wendy Divine, Keri Windsor Video]
10/11/13	Everyone needs a friend they can go to with the really tough questions. And this friend should be available for most any emergency, at most any time. Well, not all of us can claim Dee fits into that category for them, but we can happily do so. She does seem a little confused when we call to ask her what kind of yellow mustard to buy or something — as if we’d call just to hear her voice or anything — but as long as she picks up the phone she sounds as adorable as ever. It has been going to voice mail a lot lately, though, so hopefully we won’t have anything other than condiment emergencies for a while. We should probably stop beginning every conversation with, “What are you wearing?” … [STAR TAGS: Dee, Cytherea]
10/8/13	When Kristal Summers asks you do do something, you pretty much just agree quickly. When Kristal Summers asks you to do something that involves her being naked, well, you jump right to the task of helping the Selfie Supreme Diva. AND, when Kristal Summers asks you to do something that involves you getting naked with her … well, we honestly have no idea what happens then, because so far Kristal has been lacking in that department, truth be told. Hope springs eternal in Kristal’s breasts, though. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Chasey Lain, Anna Joy Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
10/5/13	Today could have been all about our leader’s brother. Or it could have been all about our editor’s best friend from college, since both of them have birthdays today. On the other hand, Juli Ashton also has a birthday today, and without any empirical evidence to verify the claim, we’re pretty sure Juli looks better naked than either of those two fine gentlemen we mentioned. Even the illustrious Ms. Ashton had a beginning it appears, and D.Minion takes the opportunity to talk about it. Truth be told, D.Minion does not need much of an excuse to talk about Juli; when she has a real reason, it can get crazy. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video]
10/1/13	What do you call words that rhyme, but don’t look like they would? Take ”plaid” and “fad” for example. … Or what do you call words that could rhyme, but may not, depending upon how you pronounce one of them? You know, “lead” could rhyme with “fed” or we could “lead” you to Lake Meade. Fortunately your knowledge of semantic nuance makes absolutely no difference at all today, as you can consider plaid a fad, or not consider it at all. We do have various concurrent contributions from Cytherea, Shayla LaVeaux, Kylie Ireland, Summer Knight, Angela Stone, and a couple of amateur lesbians from Canberra to help as tour guides, by the way. Follow where they lead. Or lead others to where they lead. Or fed. Or whatever. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Summer Knight Video, Angela Stone Video, Sarah Blake, Thereza Love, Dani Woodward]