Cytherea Stripping to the Chase
Unfortunately, there are some thorns among the roses. With a lot of men, integrity and gentlemanliness go away when they walk in the door – especially if they’ve had a snootful! While Ms. Therea said that she tends to be more patient with inebriated customers than most of the other dancers, she doesn’t appreciates guys who grab at her or say rude things. [Really? And yet that works so well in normal situations. …]
Another of Cytherea’s pet peeves is cheap customers. If they have enough money for that expensive sports car they’re bragging about, they should have enough for a $20 lap dance! [By the way, do not say anything logical to Cytherea like, “Well, maybe not paying for $20 lap dance is how they saved enough money for the car.” It turns out she won’t really care.] Cy said she can’t believe how many guys try to talk her into giving them a better deal! (A better deal? That’s super cheap! Especially for gorgeous, sexy, porn star/dancer Cytherea!) [One week just as an experiment on the road with Juli Ashton, we sold one Polaroid for $20, and three for $60. We saw no appreciable decline in the number of people ordering multiples, and only two customers over the entire 20-show stint even mentioned the math. Interesting people in strip clubs. … By the way, we did give up on these photos and called Cy on the phone. Apparently this happens to be a “really famous” DJ in Las Vegas, and they took the photos at a strip club, which does fit the theme. … So there you go.]
So if you ever go to a strip club and see Cytherea — or even if you go to a strip club and don’t see her — please remember that strippers are people too! [Granted, not very shy people, but people nonetheless.] Being polite, having a nice conversation, buying a lap dance, and keeping your hands to yourself until asked otherwise, will get you far in the world of strip clubs. Being rude, grabby, drunk, and obnoxious won’t get you anywhere – with strippers, porn stars, or even with civilians. [On the other hand, dripping hundred-dollar bills will get you far anywhere. So pick that if you have the option.]
