The photos on this page seem to come from the last scene in the movie — or more accurately on the day of the last scene in the movie — and they constitute 100% of the images we received. What they lack in quantity they make up for in inspiration at least, as there has been a decided push to acquire a soft serve ice cream machine for the office ever since we started processing this update. [We’re building a weird things we have around the office section for the free side of risqué, and too many people are having too much fun with that project.]

It takes a licking and keeps on … well, licking. … Certainly we should be able to do something with that fun tag line.

We don’t get any pictures at all from the second scene, but you really need to watch the intro because you can learn important life lessons:

1. “Orgasms are important.”
2. “There are certain benefits to having a very slutty person like me in your life.”

BOTH of these sentiments should be made into t-shirts. Besides, even if Dana Vespoli does not participate as much as we might like, we could listen to that woman read a grocery list and be fascinated. One must always be aware of the difference between sexual and sexy. Should inspiration fail you via peeks into this single scene, we have thoughtfully provided a quick selection from each of the other scenes. [Well, we could provide one of those for the free Labor Day celebrations out here. Even on holidays we do not show nudity on parts of the web where minors might wander through. That seems like such a simple standard, yet we find it almost universally ignored — generally by A LOT. Then again, look at almost any political structure in the world right now, and you will understand how the vast majority of people simply fail to grasp the simple concepts because they’re lost in the camouflage. … Best to ignore politics for the day, as we encourage you to…]

Feel free to Beat the Heat however you may wish — or simply choose a different word that rhymes with heat.

One need always have a plan.