Makeup woman (and hot porn star) Nicki Hunter was one of the first crew members to arrive. Nicki was wearing a cute Heroine Addict tank top. She told me that Heroine Addict is a comic book where the protagonist is a superhero, and her boyfriend is not. Interesting concept! [We’ve talked about this at some length before, guys. Do NOT date a woman with super powers. It can only turn out poorly for you.] Ms. Hunter is “trying to jump into the comic book world.” She (her image, actually) gets to play a character in one! [Thanks, DM. We didn’t think Nicki herself literally jumped into a book. … D.Minion still gets distracted by nipples poking through a thin shirt. Naturally this makes Maverick and Lon feel quite comfortable.] Wouldn’t the folks at Comic-Con love to see Ms. Hunter at their convention?!
Even with the porn slowdown, Nicki’s “plenty busy!” She’s still making Adult movies, and of course she’s still the co-host for Playboy’s Night Calls Sirius/XM radio show five days a week. [Let’s face it: The woman can talk. We’ll show you the “rough cut” footage from her interview with Erica McLean for Flying Solo some day. I originally had it on the schedule for today, but that was before I realized that D.Minion had already provided a 2,400-word “throw” to Cytherea. Sometimes it would be ever-so-pleasant to have someone else to blame around here.]
Nicki is the Mistress of Ceremonies at Porn Star Karaoke every Tuesday night. She signs at many, many conventions, and she “putters” around her house. (Nicki just tiled her back patio. That’s heavy-duty puttering!) [Also, now we know where to go for help with the new shower here. We’ll even provide the t-shirts.]
The most exciting part of this conversation for me was when Nicki told me that she’s living in a house that once belonged to “Miss Jane” from the Beverly Hillbillies! Wow! The Hillbillies ROCK!!! I came close to stowing away in Nicki’s trunk so I could see it! Unfortunately, “Miss Jane” didn’t leave any diaries or personal possessions around after she moved, but Nicki found a hidden chimney, so ya never know! She says living there makes her happy! And I can understand why! [Just out of curiosity, how drunk do you have to be before you say to your friends, “Say, how about we all look around for a hidden chimney?” … Of course if Nicki said it, we’d all have been looking too.]
Raising her kids is an additional full time job, and when she gets a second to breathe, Nicki likes to carve marble reliefs. (Wow! I can’t even doodle well!) [I’m not sure how much relief the marble can feel since you’re basically whacking out hunks of it with a chisel, but maybe that’s not what they mean by the expression. … On the other hand, this might be a dandy time to give everyone the chance to opt out and just go watch Cytherea get dressed for bowling. … The story does go on, as does D.Minion – and gosh how she can go on. You’d have thought somebody got naked here or something. (No, by the way.)]
