4/29/15 |
Shayla Flagin’ with the Dragon[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Jessica Drake Video, Nina Hartley Video] |
4/26/15 |
CythereasWetWorld A (Camel) Toe in the Water[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Ginger Lynn] |
4/24/15 |
ReelSeduction Cosmic Connections of the Carnal Variety[STAR TAGS: Kiera King, ReelSeduction.com] |
4/23/15 | All over the world quiet little behind-the-scenes network geeks constantly work to improve performance and security when it comes to making purchases online. Most of the time they make changes that almost nobody notices, but they strive in virtual anonymity to make our modern world a safer place — without any cool costumes or superpowers or anything. Occasionally when this happens it can mess up some beautiful code that we “front end” people created often years ago, and although things still work properly, they do not appear the same way they used to. Of course the silly women in the risqué commune think that looks count, so we’ve suddenly found ourselves doing a bunch of graphics and code work that almost no one will ever see. For the record, we love making the ladies happy, but this whole Nobody Will Ever Know stuff is just crazy-talk. … [STAR TAGS: London Keyes Video, Cytherea] |
4/22/15 |
247AdultStars Wet and Willing at Least[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
4/17/15 |
ReelSeduction Blazing Hot (No Saddles)[STAR TAGS: Marley Blaze, ReelSeduction.com] |
4/15/15 | Whenever you do something for a living, at least if you have done it for a few years, you develop a certain appreciation for others that do the same job. Of course when you write for a living it can be a little disconcerting when on pretty much a daily basis you may find someone that does your job particularly well, occasionally even with rare excellence. … Consequently, rather than try and put our own spin on tax day this year, we concede the contest and humbly tip our collective hats to the writers for the Jimmy Fallon show who gave us a sterling insight this week: “Thank you Tax Day for combining the fun of doing paperwork with the threat of going to jail.” … Of course if we actually wore hats that would probably mean more. [STAR TAGS: Faye Reagan Video] |
4/13/15 |
247AdultStars A British Diner in an American Diner[STAR TAGS: Faye Taylor Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
4/11/15 | We do not often do “explanations” per se, for a deceptively simple reason: Even if we did them only on those “when called for” occasions, we’d still spend the majority of our time trying to clarify what we were doing in the then by definition minority of the time. Not only does that sound unpleasant, it also sounds really, really boring. We make a slight exception today, however, since giving the “411 on 4/11” seems like just the sort of thing we would do. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Julia Ann Video, Janine Video, Dyanna Lauren Video, Shane Video, Chasey Lain Video, Summer Knight Video, Tiffany Mynx Video, Lacy Rose Video, Ona Zee Video, Diedre Holland Video, Lena Video, Alex Jordan Video] |
4/10/15 |
ReelSeduction American Dulce de Leche[STAR TAGS: Jackie Avalon, ReelSeduction.com] |
4/9/15 |
KylieIreland Jeep Trick[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Lynden Johnson Video] |
4/7/15 |
ReelSeduction Nether Regions — FlyCAM[STAR TAGS: Cassie Laine Exclusive Video, ReelSeduction.com] |
4/6/15 | Call them Tub Travails. Call them Faucet Foibles. Call them simply Water Woes. … When a group of ever-the-helpful Americans try to teach an itty-bitty British porn star how to enjoy a bathtub fixture in a singularly expressive way, well, turns out it helps if they did not design the tub for soaking. We’d call it Masturbatory Malfeasance, but we probably have enough terms to satisfy Chantelle Fox already. She certainly wasn’t satisfied any other way. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video] |
4/3/15 |
ReelSeduction Cowgirl Clit[STAR TAGS: Kaylee Rayne, ReelSeduction.com] |
4/2/15 |
KylieIreland Everything was Vibrating (#45)[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio, Cricket Audio] |
4/1/15 | We love learning things around here, which quite honestly hardly qualifies as the most bizarre fact about Risque. That said, we just learned that should one be in Georgia, one cannot legally carry an ice cream cone in one’s back pocket, if it happens to be a Sunday. … Good to know. … We also learned that should one be a bisexual Porn Valley Performer, someone has to be your first on-screen lesbian experience. Tenaya, for example, chose Capri Anderson as hers and members get to watch. … Suddenly that no ice cream in the back pocket limitation does not seem nearly as onerous. [STAR TAGS: Tenaya Video, Capri Anderson Video] |
Filed Under: 2015
March 2015 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
3/31/15 | Goodness but time can get away with a situation around here. In doing just a tiny bit of looking back to “finish” a day in the box cover lives of Juli Ashton and Dee, we were more than a bit shocked to find out that we began the tale clear back in early January. Truth be told, not that much surprises us when it comes to the adult industry anymore, but looking at the same “assets” with two different mindsets can lead to some interesting results. When we started the Essentially Dee Box Cover Day we were thinking, “Dang! We gotta get ready for the convention!” whereas now we have been mainly thinking, “Dang! Taxes suck!” … On the upside, Dee remains perpetually mood-brightening. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Juli Ashton Exclusive Video, Carmen Luvana, Lauren Phoenix] |
3/29/15 |
KylieIreland Cookin’ with Ass[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video] |
3/27/15 |
ReelSeduction A Boner for Breakfast[STAR TAGS: Brooke Haven, ReelSeduction.com] |
3/26/15 |
CythereasWetWorld Rocks of Age[STAR TAGS: Cytherea] |
3/25/15 |
247AdultStars A Miss and a Swing[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
3/24/15 |
Shayla Casting for Pods with Ginger[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Ginger Lynn] |
3/22/15 | You wouldn’t necessarily think so, but some things even in this in business can benefit from a bit of an introduction. Seriously, just saying, “So we thought we’d teach the British woman how to masturbate with a tub faucet …” can use a little setting of the stage. If fact, we do not quite get to the faucet felicity this time around, but we do learn about gender differences as we prepare for the main event. For one thing, women have way better boobs. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Chantelle Fox] |
3/20/15 |
ReelSeduction Scarlet Secretary Seduction[STAR TAGS: Scarlet Red, ReelSeduction.com] |
3/17/15 |
KylieIreland The Botanic Yankee in St. Patrick’s Court[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Bianca Trump Video] |
3/15/15 | We do not tend to be a “big announcement” sort of group around here. For years we have preached to our porn star clients that when they hear one of those once in a lifetime, extra-special, super-duper, incredibly rare pitches that they need to act on immediately, or they will miss out forever and ever, they should not panic. In this business, there will be another one of those next week. Sometimes, however, Reel Seduction happens along, and it really does “bare” mention. (At the very least, we amuse ourselves.) [STAR TAGS: Renna Ryann, Sophia Lynn, Michael Ninn] |
3/13/15 | Ironically, superstitions rarely come across as anything very “super” if you think about them. That said, on Fridays that happen to fall right after the twelfth of the month, well, we don’t mind pretending a little belief if it gets us invited to the Distraction Party with Taren Steele. Truth be told, we’d swear to almost anything were Taren to ask us. She has that effect on people. Also, she can put your candles out from across the room. [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video, Missy Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Sharon Mitchell Video] |
3/11/15 | Be forewarned that when Geeks decide to take a day off from consecutive hours of serious coding, very strange things can happen. For example, they may spend a significant amount of time talking about all the things they cannot tell you yet. They may put together painful puns and cheesy pictorial humor in their attempts to clear their minds. … Of course our Geeks do so with the benefit of naked ladies, so there’s that. … Honestly that makes it a lot better than it could be. [STAR TAGS: Devinn Lane, Nikita Denise, Felecia] |
3/8/15 |
Shayla The Nature of Fantasy[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Nikita Video, Kelsey Heart Video, Jill Kelly Video, Timber Video, Brittany Andrews]
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3/3/15 |
KylieIreland Entertaining AAA[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Shelby Stevens Video, Lyndon Johnson Video] |
3/1/15 |
247AdultStars They Call Her Bella Stella[STAR TAGS: Stella Cox, 247AdultStars.com] |
February 2015 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
January 2015 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
1/31/15 |
CythereasWetWorld Tanning the Tub[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
1/29/15 |
KylieIreland Doing Janine … (#7)[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Ginger Lynn] |
1/28/15 | In a completely uncharacteristic burst of timeliness and relevance, we have returned from the “2015 Adult Entertainment Expo” in Las Vegas with our observations. OK. So technically we brought back well over 200GB of data from shoots and such, and it will take a bit of time to get all of that organized, but we do have written observations, which we have enhanced with Sarah Blake and Breanne Benson for those people that prefer the more traditional observations. Spend some time considering lofty issues, you know, while watching lesbian sex on a rooftop in downtown LA. [STAR TAGS: Sarah Blake Video, Breanne Benson Video] |
1/26/15 |
247AdultStars We Shan’t Tell … Presumably[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
1/26/15 |
Shayla Just a Little Therapy[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]
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1/18/15 | Being the exceptionally clever sorts, it occurred to us that we should probably put up the coverage of last year’s AVN Awards show before we left for Las Vegas to attend the one this year. Yeah, sometimes we display a truly dizzying intellect. As we prepare this time, though, we have more than 50 years of combined experience, so we know exactly what to do. In fact, our ledger that shows the posting schedule lays out the plan perfectly: It says, and you will notice the quotes here: “VEGAS BABY! … Eat Ice Cream … Get Fat … Don’t Care. … So there.” And now you know how the professionals do it. … See y’all in a week. [STAR TAGS: 2015 AVN Awards, Chanel Preston, Samantha Saint, Remy LaCroix, Alexandra Silk Video]
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1/17/15 | People come in from all over the world to hang with us at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas. Each year you will find us amazed at how many people we have never even met will schedule often expensive trips just hoping to buy us a beer. Of course some less enlightened folks might think that all of these strangers have traveled to the “City of Lights” to see all the porn stars, but we’re pretty sure that can’t be it. And we’re never wrong — at least that we can remember. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Bliss Dulce, Karmen Karma, 247AdultStars.com] |
1/16/15 |
247AdultStars Fox in Socks — The Adult Version[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
1/15/15 |
Shayla Carnival of Shayla Knowledge[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, PJ Sparxx Video, Kylie Ireland] |
1/14/15 |
KylieIreland Gettin’ Some “Strange”[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Jada Fire Video] |
1/12/15 | Everybody needs a way to take a little break sometimes, a way to get away from the simple weight of the world. While we can think of 13 reasons not to get away today, we can think of 24 reasons that we absolutely should stop thinking about reality so much. Of course we do not mean to imply that 24-13 has any significance at all after the playoff games this past weekend. … Nope. … Can’t remember a thing. Been thinking about Taren Steele and Dee. [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Dana Vespoli Video, Capri Anderson Video, Tiffany Mynx Video, Dee]
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1/10/15 |
247AdultStars Definitely More Than a Handful[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
1/9/15 | So we’re sleeping, and right in the middle of a good dream, like all at once we wake up, from something that keeps knocking at the brain. Before we go insane we hold a pillow to our heads, and spring up in our beds, screaming out our favorite spread. We know we love Dee. … And if you recognize that song reference, D.Minion loves you too. The rest of us are just a little worried about you, however. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Juli Ashton Exclusive Video] |
1/8/15 |
Shayla Haven’t You Missed Me?[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
1/6/15 | Slipping someone a “mickey” — in case you have never read old detective novels or been a film noir fan — generally means putting something in their drink designed to knock them out. Now presumably this happens for nefarious intent, because, after all, when was the last time you thought to yourself, “You know, this would be a lot of fun if only so-and-so were unconscious?” … Alright, so now that we think about it, that happens every time you take a fan of the opposing team to a sporting event, but that’s not important now. Now we will consider Slipping Mickey a Hmm … [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video] |
1/4/15 |
KylieIreland A Certain Incident at a Booth … (#44)[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Cricket] |
1/3/15 |
Shayla The Unlocked Door[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
1/1/15 | Next year we want to be on the college bowl selection committee. Honestly we couldn’t care less which teams actually play in the games; we just want to help pick the names of the bowls themselves. Of course we understand that sponsorship means money to these places, but it can get silly. We’re starting to get them named after duck call manufacturers, if you can believe that. We have some that appear to be just colors, which seems confusing, because who pays for those? And when was that last time you associated anything “new era” with pinstripes? What, do they sew the little lines with itty-bitty binary code or something? … While we Welcome in the New Year in the fashion people pretty much care nothing about imitating anyway, you can think about what you might like to see in the next college football season. So far we know we want a mini-championship that we could use like every month or something, just rotating teams. We’ll call it the Serial Bowl. [STAR TAGS: Faye Taylor, 247AdultStars.com] |
1/1/15 |
247AdultStars Faye Taylor – Lady in Red[STAR TAGS: Faye Taylor, 247AdultStars.com] |