Landing in for a Comingby Nobody Special
You know how every once in a while you get a feeling that golly an orgasm would feel good right about now?
And you know how as you head up the stairs to your nice comfy bed on which to accomplish this helpful goal you sometimes think, “Oh, goodness. I just can’t walk another eight steps, so I should stop right here on the landing and masturbate immediately.” … You know that one?
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Forbitten 2 — The Sexby D.Minion
[If you missed it, the link to part one of this story will be at the bottom of this page (well, in the members’ section). You might want to read about the event in order, or you may not be as anal as, say, D.Minion, and that might not matter to you much. Fortunately in our business, being decidedly anal can be a good thing.] Finally the preliminaries were over. It was time for the sex to begin! Yee haw! Shayla, Raquel, and Tommy had been flirting with each other all morning, and they were ready to tear each others’ clothes off! [You can’t really tell it from this picture, but we’re sure that’s what they are all thinking at this particular moment in time.]
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[As regular perusers of the free risque “tour” can attest, we will often run articles out here that ran with their more explicit illustration many years ago. Generally something current reminds us of something back then, so we will look up the original piece and pull it out again for free display. To be clear, Charlie and Penny have both long retired at this point, although one can still find Monique (with many more tattoos) on the rare set now and again. Still, beautiful naked women never go out of style, even though hair styles — in all the bodily locale, btw— might. Famous people get to be young and flawless forever, both a blessing and a curse, perhaps. At any rate, onward…]
by Theo Rem
So let’s do a little math. [OK. I confess that this would qualify as an odd beginning for an article on a predominantly adult site, even for us.]
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Tube Socks Soireeby Jockey Hanes
Between all of the people in the office, we have been on thousands of adult movie sets. No exaggeration. Thousands. … Think about that. Only a very small percentage of people on the planet have seen the diversity of sexual expression that we have. Granted, we see only the “professional” realm, only the “acceptable” (read: legal) forms of libidinous interaction between consenting adults, but that still leaves a vast memory universe. Basically, we have seen a whole lotta boobs.
Continue Reading RisqueSometimes you just want to say, “Tell me about the Rabbits, George” — y’know, metaphorically. Being able to watch a story rather than read it can be fun, after all. In those moments we turn to streaming services, and (again, because people ask) these would be our personal go-to, Hall of Fame, watch them over again, productions in that genre.
Finally, if you need help with this one, well, we feel terrible for you, but nothing we could say would help fill the sad void in your existence. Have fun storming the castle.
Although you cannot currently get it for free, we would be remiss not to mention the all-time favorite series in these Risqué parts.
Truth be told, as often as one might hear, “Age o’ The Geek, Baby!” around here, an even more popular sentiment would have to be, “There’s something wrong with her.”
