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August 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/31/05

Did you ever notice how life tends to go in cycles? You know how you won’t even think about a certain restaurant for months and then all of the sudden you’ll end up there three times in two weeks? Weird, isn’t it? Well, that seems to be what’s happened here, although it certainly didn’t originate as any sort of a plan or anything. We seem to have gone from the Ninn Worx barrage to Angel Cassidy week as today we find D.Minion “Enraptured” with the comely lass as she was on set shooting the last of her contract movies for Michael. All we know is we’ve gone from the “camel through the eye of the needle” analysis to a movie called Rapture. We’re thinking we’d better be on our P’s and Q’s for a little bit, which we define around here as Perspicaciously Quixotic. We always did have trouble with traditional values … [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy Video, Rita Faltoyano, Brittney Skye, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Angel and Brittney Skye ... probably talking about Cervantes
8/29/05

What do you do if you have to spend all day with Anais, Angel Cassidy, and Wanda Curtis, watching them get naked and pose glamorously for the multiple cameras in the room? Well, if you’re D.Minion you forget all about it, at least that’s what happened this time. We were going through a bunch of discs, looking for a good shot for the upcoming Angel Cassidy Exposed, and D.Minion became positive she had never seen these sets before. “Um,” I said. (I often use eloquent speech patterns such as this.) “You were there,” I explained (as I endeavor to be both erudite and patient). “You even wrote a story about it,” I concluded.

“I did?” said our Diminutive One. “Did you ever put it up?”

“Probably not,” I confessed. “I miss a lot of old stuff because of all of the new stuff.” Well, as you may have guessed, D.Minion found the story and the accompanying pictures, and now you can see them today. Also, we have concluded that not only do we occasionally dazzle with our impressive use of the English language, we often have some trouble just getting to the point. Have you noticed? We call it … Promotion on an Angelic Scale … And we’ll just be quiet now.

By the way, this would be Angelic Anais, Angelic Angel, but Wanda Curtis is not pictured (and that’s a damned shame). [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Anais, Wanda Curtis, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Anais ... winging it.   Angel Cassidy ... a wing and a prayer.
8/28/05

Ah, vacation is nice. You take a couple of days off, and you come back and work through a couple of nice little stories about Dee from the early days of KSEX, those being 2/12/04 and 8/19/04 and you look through about 50 nice pictures. Then you read some nice D.Minion insights, and you watch the Broncos win a meaningless game that has the Denver press advising the NFL to just go ahead and ship the Super Bowl XL Lombardi trophy to Colorado now. It’s nice to get back to normal. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion]

  Dee has a nice smile.    Dee and a couple more of her nice things.
8/24/05

Now this post was supposed to go up before we took off out of town to shoot the next batch of Ninn Worx shows, these being Neo_Pornographia 3 and Angel Cassidy Exposed. That was the plan anyway. We even bribed a couple people to stay late on Friday just to help put all of the galleries together for what we’re calling Catherine … The Finished. (Available in both the Standard Double-Disc and Limited Editition Collector’s versions, don’t you know.) But the combination of being in a hurry, and being all but beaten to death turned out not to be really very helpful. For some reason, we couldn’t get the darned images to show up when we tried to test the pages on the web. This morning, back from LA, and much better rested, we discovered that we forgot to put the pictures and the trailer on the server. Oops. “Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?” [FEATURED TAGS:  Audrey Hollander, Nikki Blond, Victoria Swinger, Adriana Rouso, Valentina Velasques, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Audrey Hollander ... great in many ways.
8/20/05

Well, it’s done. We still can’t really say the name of it without fear of irritating the nervous twitch we’ve developed, but IT has been delivered to the replicators, all 5+ hours of it, not counting the 10 or so it would take someone to go through all of the DVD ROM part of the Bonus Disc. … So we were going to put up one last post to advertise it, and we asked D.Minion to pick “a few” shots from the show to give you all. Deep in the [censored]-throws, she came up with 240 of them. Rather than wait to get all of these processed, we decided to just pop in a nice little Night Calls story, with nice little Juli Ashton and Tiffany Granath antics. It’s got to be about time for another episode of the series, and this way we’ll actually be caught up here ahead of time. Man, it will be good to get back to our friends the Risqué Women … Time to visit some sets again … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]

Pour me another tequila, Sheila ...
8/15/05

We’ve got just about enough time before Monday Night Football starts on ESPN to Pop up a quick little diddy about our Dear friend Dee. We can’t explain too much here because we don’t have a lot of time, but we did want to miss at least the first few minutes of the broadcast because, frankly, we’re very tired of hearing about Terrell Owens. He should try getting a job, don’t you think? And I’m betting he’d suck at the dictionary game. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Dee ... getting ready to take us for a ride.
8/12/05

We don’t want to talk about it. We’re not mentioning the name of the movie, and we’re not mentioning the name of the lead character, because that would be mentioning the name of the movie. Instead, we’re going to concentrate on Anais, and more completely on Anais and some of her pleasant diversions with Angel Cassidy and Wanda Curtis. That’s it. It’s all about Angelic Anais, and that’s going to suit us just fine. Don’t even read the words. Who wants to know secret stuff anyway? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Angel Cassidy, Wanda Curtis, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Anais. That's all we're thinking about. (That happens a lot.)
8/7/05

OK. So we took a little/lot of time and managed to patch up one of the corrupted entries from last week. If you look back to July 27th, 2005 you can see it now. We should note that we mean “corrupted” in the binary sort of computer sense of the word, and not the editorial one, obviously. We should also note that we have one more of these to go. Why couldn’t simple little one-page posts go … FFTHPPPP? If you don’t want to scroll, this picture will jump you to it. [FEATURED TAGS: Brittney Skye, Kelly Taylor, Tory Lane, Malibu, Mia Smiles, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Brittney Skye ... playing a few friends.
8/6/05

Well, Michael Ninn Month(ish) progresses as we continue to trade efforts here. Since we’re supposed to get back to Catherine work quickly today, let us just sum up. Want to see 125 photographs of beautiful European women parading through Ninn Worx’ late August release Fem – Dolce? Well today would be an excellent time to do that. We’ve even set up a special pre-order purchase price for members just to see how it would work. Order before the movie actually arrives in the warehouse, and $30 – shipping & handling included – sets it at your doorstep. Sometimes it’s good to be the subject of the experiment. [FEATURED TAGS: Katalin, Laura Capri, Yasmine Gold, Judith Fox, Caroline DeFale, Valentina Velasques, Sophie Moone, Betty Saint, Tiffany Rouss, Electra Angel, Michael Ninn]

“Eat at the Y” has been done, right?
8/4/05

Hmm. We’re not quite sure how to respond when the guy brought in for a few weeks to help out starts making fun of the guy that signs the paychecks around here — publicly. Well, that’s not exactly accurate, as the various members of our motley crew seem to be quite amused by the turn of events, and it’s only the “Geeky Guy” that’s having some issue with it. Ah, well, it does appear that something’s gone amiss (yet again, I know) with some of the scripts on the server, and after going through what remains of Catherine late yesterday, and then looking at a calendar, I just decided to laugh about everything anyway. Sometimes that’s what you gotta do. When life gives you lemons, as we’ve learned, you find someone that life has given vodka — and have a party. So while I’m off in search of vodka, or a few more hours in the day, enjoy some wonderful shots of Inari Vachs that I happened to run across “unpublished” as they were. Naturally, I found these when I was looking for something else entirely — naturally. You know, back when Deb was writing for us, she used to call me the “Big Dick” on the site. I wonder if this is getting better. (Got it: I’ll need ice cubes AND vodka.) [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Inari's rocks. Better than ice cubes sometimes.
8/3/05

We might just be getting old, but this whole Catherine … Michael … Ninn Worx … thing is kicking our collective butts. And these aren’t the fun kind of butts to collect in this business either. So we’re having a wee bit of another Sneak Peek, and we’re not even trying to hide it this time around. Hell, if we went anywhere to hide, we’d certainly fall asleep, and then we’d never get this sucker done. You know what we need? We need some more nice little movies all about Dee, or Kristal, or even Wendy or Anais. We need something that didn’t involve thousands of miles of travel and tens (of tens) of thousands of dollars to work on. That’s what we need. We also could always use a little Justine Joli and Audrey Hollander, though. [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Justine Joli, Michael Ninn]

We do not look as good pulling our hair out as does Audrey Hollander.

August 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/30/04

Continuing obligatory plugs and new naked girls doin’ the nasty seems like a fine way to start off the week. So take a peek at Kira Reed doing “Married Couple” stuff, and think again about joining Juli Ashton and her friends down in Jamaica. Hey, Kira’s around and wilder and crazier than ever. Maybe you’ll see her there … One can dream. [FEATURED TAGS: Kira Reed]

Kira Reed. No wonder she's married.
Kira Reed
8/29/04

Despite all of her ground-breaking enterprises, Inari’s actually trying NOT to break the mold this time around, as D.Minion catches up with her as professionals preserve her body for posterity. All things considered, this seems like a good thing, and even Brother John chimes in with … well, we’re not sure what … but he certainly chimes in. Bottom line: You get to see a lot of Inari Vachs naked. This is never a bad thing. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, D.Minion]

Inari -- type casted ...
8/25/04

Many, many strange things are happening with our friends at Playboy TV, but you can try to keep up in D.Minion’s account of Night Calls, August 11, 2004. We’re not sure of very much these days, but we are certain that Harry now owes us lunch because we’ve posted a picture of him grabbing Tiffany’s butt. Life remains good … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Cytherea, Shy Love, Naudia Rio, D.Minion]

Harry and Tiffany Granath pictured. Juli Ashton last seen running from the room.
8/23/04

If you’ve noticed a run on “Dee Content” over the last couple of weeks, it’s because we’re really proud of our brave young woman as she prepares to leave the nest and begin a concurrent career as a Feature Dancer. Most of you know she’ll be at the Spearming Rhino in Rialto, California this Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, and then she’ll be at The Blue Zebra in North Hollywood in a month. She’s excited; she’s nervous, and she’s ever-so-cute in this particular state. (Well she’s actually really cute in states besides California too.) If you can’t make it out to see her this time, at least you can check out D.Minion’s article about Dee in The Last Resort. It’s odd how things turn out … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion]

Dee. All that she can Dee ...
8/22/04

In our semi-regular “This is Hedonism III and You Should Go There” article, we unfortunately have only this one picture of Kristal Summers. This resulted from the fact that Kristal basically served as the photographer on this trip, and she forgot to take pictures of herself. She did, however, manage 176 pictures of Julia Ann, Inari Vachs, Crystal Knight, Tera Patrick, and a bevy of beautiful “regular” women. While you’re getting your plans together to visit Hedonism III this October with Juli Ashton and friends, we thought you’d enjoy a “MILF” Diversion. It’s no wonder these sites have caught on as well as they have. So many MILFs; so little time …. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Kristal Summers, Julia Ann, Tera Patrick, Crystal Knight]

Kristal ... even beautiful BEHIND the camera
8/18/04

Well, we don’t seem to be going in any order, but we are in fact catching up on all of D.Minion’s “Back Issues” of Dee on KSEX. Today we have 1/15/04 and 1/29/04. Dee also did KSEX on that Thursday between these two, but for some reason the new Photoshop crew skipped it. Well, fortunately a little unusualness will fit right in around here. Hmm. Strange … [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion]

Dee on KSEX ... with Dee on KSEX ...
8/16/04

Over the years we’ve seen some very beautiful pictures of Kristal Summers. However all of us have “appearance” days that are better than others, and on the set of Sin City’s Still Frame Kristal was having one awesome appearance day. You know, if you can have sex in a tree and still look incredibly sexy … well … it just goes to show that no matter what some people may think, life is certainly not fair. Kristal sharing with us is very fair, however. On this day, she might have been the epitome of Fair Maiden … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

Kristal Summers. Damn.
8/14/04

Proving she’s not just a pretty face, a stunning body, and a clever wit, we’ve got more Dee today, as she directs and produces a whole bunch of beautiful, naked, ethnic women and men. Sadly the happy news of the 143 incredible hard-core pictures and D.Minion’s wonderful story has been overshadowed by this, the most poignant and heart-wrenching thumbnail we’ve ever felt the obligation to post. Of course, you’ll have to read the story to find out the devastating nature of something so seemingly harmless … Sniffle … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Daisy Marie, Simone, Ramona Luv, Olivia O’Lovely, Mikayla, Ice, D.Minion]

Ah, sweet Mikayla ...
8/11/04

We’re putting up a quick little diddy from one of the earlier KSEX shows today, because Dee’s finally announcing that she’s hitting the dance circuit later this month, so if you live in Los Angeles, you’ll be able to see her LIVE. She wanted to announce the dates on her Message Board, however, and she hasn’t had time to do that, so you won’t actually find them out by reading here. You will however get to see a KSEX episode where it’s possible Dee was mostly asleep … at least when the pictures were being taken … also this very strange thumbnail will make sense … [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion]

Dee and one fat man ... sort of ...
8/6/04

Once upon a time, a young girl wanted a porno contract … OK. That’s probably not a story you want to share with anyone underage, but in real life that sometimes happens. Back in the days when Jessica Drake was a contract girl for Sin City, and before Julia signed a contract with her third company, D.Minion was on the set of The Contract. Now, of course, all things have changed mightily, but it’s still fun to look back and reminisce. Ah, those Wicked Women … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Wendy Divine, Jessica Drake, D.Minion]

Julia Ann ... as we wish she were more often.
Julia Ann's Web Site
8/4/04

Well, Night Calls isn’t on this week, but don’t fall into the trap of trying to understand why. We put it in the category of “Never try to teach a pig to sing …” On the upside, we have D.Minion’s account of the most recent Night Calls, and we also have the good news that Night Calls will be on one week from today, complete with expected zaniness. The topic for that evening seems to be “Star Fuckers” so we assume it has something to do with tea. We’ll rename it a more politically correct version and call it Celestial Seasonings[FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]

Carol: You're a bad influence.
8/2/04

We had to postpone this Ninn Worx Weekend for a couple of days because some mean person corralled the entire crew into helping button up the remodel on the back patio — so we could reinstall the air conditioner for the dogs. It’s getting hot in LA these days, you know. You do get to see some wonderful imagery from Fem: Adagio today, though, and besides we just knew you’d understand. We were, after all, “On a Mission from Dog” … (At the very least, we amuse ourselves.) [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Dee, Monique Alexander, Sasha, Isabella, Kenzie Ryan, Nadja Bodor, Vera Adjani, Sharon Haven, Erica Vachs, Risque News Insight]

We've no apologies for these “arrears” -- Monique Alexander, Angel Cassidy, and Sasha

August 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/30/03

You know, occasionally our old buddy Bert comes up with some great ideas. His poetic review of Ninn Worx’ Fem: Diva inspired this week’s “Weekend” — displacing D.Minion’s “favorite” Olivia Del Rio, in fact. We’re pretty sure Bert can make this up to DM with copious beers at the Members’ Party in a couple of weeks, and we’re also pretty sure the rest of the members will thank Bert. Look at it this way: You’ll get to see Olivia eventually, and Anais is truly a feast for the eyes (and possibly some other stuff). In the words of the man, “It serves as a sanctum where intimate desires are explored and shared pleasurably with unbridled passion.” Wow … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Jassie, Olivia Del Rio, Jessie V., Teanna Kai, Devon Michaels, Nautica Thorn, Ramona Luv, Michael Ninn]

Anais, circa July 2003
8/27/03

On a day when, accompanied by Anais, Dee did her first radio interview as an official “Risqué Client” (obviously talking about the upcoming party), we’re giving you what we consider to be perhaps the best set of behind-the-scenes pictures D.Minion has ever shot. This set also includes, among its 134 members, the very best photograph of life on a porn set we’ve ever seen. You can read about Dee being Mama Bear at Mamacitas, and then you can go check out our friends at Video Team that allowed us to be on set. They’re very nice folks over there, and they have fun and interesting movies. We like them. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Daisy Marie, Alexis Amore, Ice LaFox, Ramona Luv, Olivia O’Lovely, Athena, Alaura, Estephania, D.Minion]

Dee with her constant companion: The Phone.
8/23/03

We have sort of a Ninn Worx Weekend today, as we met our topic of conversation on a Ninn Worx set, but these are not technically Ninn Worx pictures. Still, we’re not above using the thinest of excuses to show off a new pretty naked girl (who became Cytherea), and we’ve got an exceptional one today. All in all, it might be the beginning of something new, and that’s rarely a bad thing. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Michael Ninn]

Ethereal Cytherea
8/22/03

Most of you probably know that Juli Ashton doesn’t really fit the typical “Porno Girl” mold; Juli’s actually very bright (as are several other performers as a matter of fact), and so when she called in the other day with a quote that she’d read and wanted to share with us, we listened. If you’ve been a member for very long, you know that we tend to be fairly optimistic around here, and pretty much live with the philosophy of “playing the cards you’re dealt.” Juli’s quote, however, says that ever-so-much more eloquently: “Of all the things that might have happened, only one of them actually did.” Cool, huh? While you’re ruminating on the ramifications of this philosophy, you might check out Night Calls, August 13, 2003 and check out the girl that can put both legs behind her head at the same time. Also cool … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Nicole Oring, Holly Hollywooe, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Juli Ashton, Tiffany Grannath, and the red couch.
8/19/03

Honesty would actually prevent us from claiming that ALL of the Risqué clients over the years have turned out to be far along on the “human sanity” scale, but, hey, retrospect is for whiners anyway. So on a day when we received a phone call to tell us of the supposed lengthy incarceration ahead for one former client, we happen upon a little story from May of 2001 that focuses on a different one. However, while we’ll confess to not always picking the most rational, or even ethical, of clients EVERY time, we can say one thing with complete candor: Some may turn out to be wacky, but darned if they aren’t all beautiful. We’re glad we ran across this, and we hope you enjoy it too. It’s a wonder we can find anything at all around here sometimes. Then again, I lose my shoes at least once a day. I wonder what that means … (It means you should stop reading and start looking at pictures.) [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Serenity, Stephanie Swift, Sydnee Steele, D.Minion]

Devinn Lane. Not Pictured: Serenity, Stephanie Swift, Sydnee Steele.
8/16/03

We’re giving D.Minion a time to vent today, as she recounts her supreme sense of violation by the recent burglary of our humble offices. At least she managed to keep her amazing sense of photographic composition as she chronicled the event, so that’s interesting. However, given our keen understanding of human nature, we’re thinking this may not actually interest a great many of you, so we’re also giving you 25 rather fetching pictures of Sunset Thomas naked, courtesy of our friends at VCA. You can read, or you can look, or you can read and then look. But remember this: Somewhere out there is a member for whom these pictures of Sunset may spawn a wide variety of emotions … [FEATURED TAGS: Sunset Thomas]

Still Life: 5:00 a.m.      Sultry Sunset Thomas
8/15/03

This week’s Ninn Worx Weekend highlights a new series for the blossoming company called Pop. Apparently there are women out there that simply don’t like giving head, but we don’t actually know any of them, and we’re quite satisfied with our circle of acquaintances on this “front,” as it were. The initial episode of Pop — featuring our own Anais and Georgia Adair, only with 18 other lovely lasses — begins what we’re thinking will be a wonderful addition to the Ninn Worx line. Our task over the next few weeks will be to create video clips for the members, so that they might be able to more accurately form their own opinions on the explosive subject. We’re all about scientific curiosity around here … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Georgia Adair, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Faith Grant, Nikita Denise, Nikki Blond, Michelle Michaels, Shayla LaVeaux, Vanessa Virgin, Sylvia Broone, Mandy Bright, Aurora Snow, Alexis Amore, Ashley Long, Nicole Sheridan, Chloe Dior, Mia Smiles, Veronika, Michael Ninn]

When Anais gets blue, or, more accurately, blows ...
8/12/03

She meanders in the conversation; she forgets that her camera actually has a verticle option (not that anyone out there would notice); she even makes up words. Apparently even the “insiders” that live and work in the XXX world can get a little flustered when the naked reality hits home, as it were. Consider today this potential, as Dee Deftly Dazzles D.Minion. Hmm. Speaking of the XXX world … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Definitely Dazzling Dee
8/10/03

At a time when all of the sudden there are hundreds of people that feel themselves qualified to not only lead the state of California, but to dig it out of potential monumental disaster, we’re pausing here to look at a more “microeconomic” view of the state of the state. We thought you might be interested in looking at Anais’ first couple of days on the job, and learning about the derivation of her name. Hey, we figure anything’s a welcome distraction from hearing more about “The Governator.” (We didn’t even make that up: It was an actual headline on one of the two major Los Angeles newspapers a couple of days ago.) [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Jassie, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]

We HOPE Anais will be back.
8/8/03

You know, we’ve discovered over the past few months that there’s very little in life that’s as “becoming” as our own Georgia Adair. Hasn’t fate smiled on her, then, when her first XXX release came out with the title Becoming Georgia Adair? Today’s Ninn Worx Weekend explores this budding phenomenon, while paying tribute to life, history, and Vince Lomardi. Don’t worry we’re not going to charge extra for it … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Faith Grant, Michael Ninn]

The auspicious Georgia Adair
8/6/03

Today is Night Calls Wednesday. Aieee! However, arbitrary PBTV executives have changed it this month to the second and fourth Wednesdays of the month. Nooo!! However, Wendy Divine is back, and she was a guest on Night Calls, July 16, 2003. Aieee!!! It’s plain to see the Aieee’s are above the Nooo’s, and really what more can you ask for in life? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Wendy Divine, Daisy Marie, Katie Morgan, Lon, D.Minion]

Still Divine, Ms. Wendy
8/5/03

Today we’re all about the power of The Men in the business, sort of. It’s possible we’re about how little power “The Men” actually have, maybe. Turns out there’s something just a little more central to the “essence” of your basic XXX feature. Turns out Shayla LaVeaux learned that somewhere along the way. Maybe that’s why everybody loves Shayla, and the rest of us continue with our “Best Laid Plans of Might and Men.” [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Risque News Insight]

Shayla LaVeaux wins the face off.
8/4/03

You hear a lot of things about being “proactive” rather than “reactive.” And we pretty much know by now that being “radioactive” is a bad thing, at least for people. However, today’s D.Minion Marathon enlightens us as to how wonderful it can be to be “Interactive.” We’re thinking this has something to do with our old buddy TJ Hart too. Call us crazy. [FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart Video, Aria, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Most famous bald guy in the office -- with the most ironic name.
8/2/03

We’re talkin’ bare skins and pig skins on this Ninn Worx Weekend. That of course makes it unusual in its own right. Having been unusual most of our own lives, we’re thinking we just need the one excuse. Now all we need to do is think of it. For your part, you can just enjoy the 120 images from Euroglam: An American in Budapest. We should say something about the universal language here … Is it love, or is it the NFL? [FEATURED TAGS: Jodie Moore, Vicky Broone, Nicolette, Carolyn Cage, Judith Bodor, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Besame Mucho ...

August 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/30/02

We’ve mentioned the Night Calls team before, but now they’re really proving themselves. It’s actually kind of nice to just get a disk with the instructions: “Here. Put this up.” It’s even nicer to not be responsible for all the really bad puns in this Night Calls, May 15, 2002. The problem is that we don’t have anything captivating or clever to say here when we don’t do the set. So we won’t. We’ll just “put this up.” May the Farce Be with You … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Georgia Adair, Devinn Lane, Wendy Divine, D.Minion]

Juli in the shower. Always a good beginning.
8/30/02

D.Minion pointed how we’ve been remiss in publishing her topical articles, and since summer’s almost over, we thought we’d bring you Kristal Summers’ tour of “Erotica LA” this past June. (Well, we’re actually publishing because it is topical, and, well, we’re just a little bit afraid of D.Minion–on sets she’s known as the Paperwork Pitbull–and we thought it best to remain on her good side.) Whatever the case, take a glance of some XXX stars just hanging out and visiting, and think of all the fun you’ll have doing this at the Members’ Party … Signup is closing soon. If you’re interested, let us know. [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Kristal Summers, Dee, Shayla LaVeaux, Devinn Lane, Julia Ann, Michelle Michaels, D.Minion]

Kristal being Friend “Dee”
8/29/02

The reality of not being able to attend the Members’ Party this upcoming September 20th and 21st has started to take its toll on Inari and Julia Ann, as you can tell from their forlorn and distant faces. We’re sure they’re lamenting their conflicting schedules and trying to calm their tortured souls. Actually, they’re just killing time in Jamaica and someone had a camera. Imagine if they actually tried to be sexy. Dang … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Inari Vachs]

Inari and Julia Ann, fellow travellers.
8/29/02

While Juli and Tiffany are traveling cross-country mounting a radio attack, our Night Calls team has been hard at work trying to keep their “catch up” promises. We have the next bizarre installment from Night Calls, May 1, 2002 that involves deepthroating bananas and men having sex with watermelons … Apparently the producers were getting tired, but the women were still really sexy … Enjoy. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, April, D.Minion]

Cheating at a food fight.
8/26/02

Wow! It’s not unusual for us to receive some email when we do a post, and a great many of our members originally showed up because they (and we) love Juli Ashton and what she’s done for them (and our industry). But we got LOTS of email over the weekend. It’s a good thing most of the NFL games were Saturday, or we’d have never made it through all the email on Sunday. We appreciate the input, and SteveD’s been after us to put up some “secret” info on another scene from Essentially Shayla and Juli Too anyway, so we quick put together 60 more shots from this cult classic. (We can call it that: It’s Juli’s movie.) So check out some more from 1998, then log onto the Forum and thank SteveD for making us get to work. Then encourage him to get his butt over to the office and help … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Keri Windsor, Rebecca Lord, Risque News Insight]

Juli watching Shayla and happy newbie.
8/23/02

You know, we spend so much time talking about Night Calls that we forget what an outstanding performer Juli was in the world of XXX. In answering an email about an Ashton View title, we ran across some stills taken in sunny Florida, although it wasn’t really all that sunny when we were there on this trip. Still we have Juli, and Shayla, and Randy Spears, and a once-only performer, Taylore, and that’s plenty to pique our interest. Take a peek of your own at Snippets of Essentially Shayla. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Juli Ashton, Taylore, Risque News Insight]

The group about to grope.
8/22/02

We had a new member post to the Message Board (We call it “Forum” because that’s obviously more sophisticated.), and he lamented a dearth of recent Inari postings. We took his suggestion to heart, because we get very few actual suggestions, and we popped up a little behind the scenes story on Inari Solving Pier Pressure. We got “autiger’s” request at 8:00 in the morning. By 11:00 this same morning we had honored his request. Now y’all shouldn’t get used to that kind of organization around here, but it does go to show that sometimes pigs do indeed fly … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Stately Inari Vachs
8/21/02

Dee’s been “chaised” by fronds in low places, and we have the pictures to prove it. If you’re more of the literary bent, Dee’s convinced her new beau to put down some of his thoughts on paper so that she might publish them in her diary. Having a “Porn Star Girlfriend” sounds pretty cool at first blush, so to speak, but if you really give it some thought, it may not be the peaches and cream it sounds like. We pride ourselves on honesty here at Adult Diary, and that’s what you’re getting today for sure. Think about what it might be like, and then look at the 40 beautiful black and white beach shots of Dee. This is one fine-looking young lady, or as Maverick would say, “Damn!” [FEATURED TAGS: Dee]

Dee finest in black and white.
8/20/02

Well, we promised Juli (and D.Minion) that we’d put together a special “team” to see if we can’t get a little closer to current on our Night Calls coverage. The team seems to be pulling together, as we now have completed April. (Woo-Hoo) The team promises to keep plugging if y’all promise to keep reading; check out Night Calls, April 17, 2002 and let D.Minion know you appreciate her efforts … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Julie Meadows, D.Minion]

Pretty Tiffany Granath.
8/17/02

You can tell we’ve been beefing up our team as today they launched “Star Pages” for Shayla, Vicca, Nikita, Lola, and Cheyenne Silver–some of our favorite old friends. We have a guest editorial that introduces said lovely Ms. Silver, and you have 109 pictures of her to celebrate this massive expansion. We should warn you that viewing the set may cause a little expansion of your own, so best be prepared. We should also warn you about the “gynecological” nature of one of the pages, but we’ve made it easy to skip, should that not be your cup of tea. If it is … we hope you’re thirsty. Salud! [FEATURED TAGS: Cheyenne Silver]

A peek of Silver.
8/16/02

D.Minion’s providing quite the weekend treat as Kristal Summers, Sydnee Steele, and Nikita Denise take turn showing us what it takes to be Ms. Right. It turns out that this basically involves getting a lot of plastic surgery, and then spending a lot of time at the gym, and then you can go back and get revenge on all of the men who were mean to you earlier in your life, but we pretty much just skip over all of the moral lessons, and get right to the naked women. Hey, it’s a formula that’s worked for us thus far …. Don’t fix it if it ain’t broke, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Sydnee Steele, Nikita Denise, D.Minion]

The girl gang.
8/14/02

The Night Calls team seems to be following through with their duties, although the shock took us a moment to absorb. We’ve got the Night Calls, April 3, 2002 right here just to prove it. This one has a bit of a twist, as it has the first mention of the Message-Board Famous “Night Calls Yearbook.” Now when was Mike bringing that thing for us to scan … ? The set also has the distinct bonus of showing off our own Wendy Divine, who “demonstrated consensual restraint.” You’ll have to read it to figure that one out. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Wendy Divine, D.Minion]

Tiffany and Juli in Fishnet!
8/12/02

Boy were we embarrassed when we found out that we hadn’t put up Kristal’s New Journal Entries since April of this year. We felt sad and ashamed. We were weepy and quite nearly devastated. To make it worse, it wasn’t even Kristal that pointed it out to us, it was a conscientious member, Debbie from Cleveland, Ohio. We love Debbie, and we love Kristal, and we feel really bad. We’ve updated the journal now, and given it a new look, and, because we love members too, we’re showing you 25 beautiful new pictures of Kristal naked. If we ever get any naked pictures of Debbie from Cleveland, we’ll put those up too. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers]

Our Kristal Summers.
8/10/02

Somehow we managed to figure all this really complicated, but otherwise boring, steps necessary to begin the formal search for attendees to the 2002 Risqué Members’ Party. You’ve no excuses now, so sign up, and please act suitably impressed with all the silly graphics. We’re delicate around here. [FEATURED TAGS: Risque Members’ Party, Devinn, Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Jessica Drake, D.Minion]

An early picture of D.Minion. Really. Swear.
8/8/02

In honor of our new “Star Pages” for Devinn and Julia Ann, we decided to put up a “Behind-The-Scenes” look at Wicked Pictures’ Sex on Film. We found the D.Minion story, and then we found the 100+ pictures that accompany the three-page story, and then we noticed that DM set out to be “succinct.” To quote one of our all-time favorite movie lines: “[She] keeps using that word. I do not think it means what [she] thinks it means.” Naturally, for the sex scene stills, you should go to WickedWeb.com, but for the really good stuff, stick with us. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Julia Ann, Shay Sweet, Stephanie Swift, Nikita Denise, Nicole Sheridan, D.Minion]

Some sexy women, ready to film.
8/6/02

Juli and D.Minion are back with the next installment of Night Calls and we’re just all atwitter. And Tinker and the serious computer geeks have waded in with an evolution in the redesign they’re calling “Star Index.” Basically that means you can now easily search for our stories and illustrations on Devinn Lane and Julia Ann, and soon you’ll be able to search by other famous naked ladies that we’ve run across over the years. It took some serious code crunching to accomplish this extraordinary feat, so we’ve taken the liberty of calling the accomplishment “atwitter squared.” (We’re not real writers: We just play them on the Web.) [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Carmen Luvana, Brittany Andrews, D.Minion]

The door that starts it all ...
8/5/02

We’re not trying to complain or anything, but it’s been a little crazy around here, what with this being the busiest summer in recent memory. We thought the members might like a little peek at what’s been going on, though, so that’s what we put together. You know our motto: Use any excuse for a story that includes naked pictures of Dee. We also live by the appropriate corollary that “there’s no such thing as too many spread shots,” and rest assured that D.Minion’s hard at work on that one. We’re givers; what can we say? [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais]

Kristal's niece, Amber Summers.