| 3/28/17 | 
Shayla Lock Me Up[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Francesca Le’ Video] |
| 3/26/17 |  You know we try not to be overly political around here, but sometimes you just need to step in and say something. At the risk of emulating the singular fellow that admitted to spying the naked king, we can say this about our new President without taking sides on any controversial issues: The man sure knows how to make a reality TV show. You have to give him that. … Others of course see doom and gloom in whatever happens, and often think of retirement to a quiet place with warm sand, sweet drinks, and no satellite connection to CNN at all. We just get distracted with Cassandra Cruz, which works the same way but costs a lot less. [STAR TAGS: Cassandra Cruz Video, Reena Sky Video] |
| 3/25/17 | 
ReelRisque Ménage à Flamenco | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Cassandra Cruz Video, Reena Sky Video] |
| 3/19/17 | 
GingerLynn Aiden Starr – Amber Lynn – Ashlyn Molloy – Kelly Shibari – Roxy Jezel – Jayden Cole… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 3/18/17 |  We happen to be blaming all the really bad dyed beer consumed lately for the plethora of puns you will find on tap (as it were) in the titles today. We have also learned a few additions to the list of things not to attempt once having consumed an abundance of said green beer, but we have thus far saved you from reliving our misery. There was an excited message from D.Minion on the office phone this morning claiming she had found something called “Chocolate Sprinkle Tomatoes” at the local nursery, though, so Monday looks to be fairly odd. Best enjoy giggling lesbian interactions while you can. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Francesca Le’ Video] |
| 3/17/17 | 
KylieIreland When Ireland Eyes are Smiling[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Francesca Le’ Video] |
| 3/15/17 | 
ReelRisque The Ides of March: Damsels Win Distress[STAR TAGS: Charlie Laine, Heather Carolin] |
| 3/13/17 | 
CythereasWetWorld GUSH About Cytherea | pt 4[STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Angela Stone Video] |
| 3/11/17 |
[STAR TAGS: Andrea Kelly Video] |
| 3/10/17 | 
ReelRisque Quite the Tutor Tale | vid[STAR TAGS: Andrea Kelly Video] |
| 3/5/17 | 
GingerLynn Alia Janine – Sabrina Deep – Blake Eden – Annie Cruz – Miley May – Kiki Daire… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 3/3/17 | 
247AdultStars Raising the Rooftop[STAR TAGS: Beth Bennett Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 3/1/17 |  Have you ever set about to do something “simple” for a change, and by the time you’ve completed the task the only thing you can conclude with certainty turns out to be, “Whatever in the world made us think this would be simple?” … Quick and easy may well describe more than a few of the people in this industry, but it rarely comes even close to describing trying to set apart why one naked group of people exceeds another. Of course we have a secret weapon: We’re really, really funny. [STAR TAGS: Faith Leon Video, Selina Draagen Video, Michael Ninn] |
March 2017 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
The ReelRisqué video went up late last night — or early this morning depending upon your time zone — so as timing goes on our Stars:Andrea Kelly| Angela Stone| Beth Bennett| Cassandra Cruz| Faith Leon| Francesca Le'| Kristal Summers| Kylie Ireland| Michael Ninn| Reena Sky| Selina Draagen| Shayla LaVeaux
Year:2017
Month:March
You look behind the curtain in any business and you will almost certainly find some fairly bizarre methods of reaching decisions, not to mention some possibly questionable values inherent in those. Most of the time this happens purely by the passage of time as generations of workers apply their methods to the “new” realities. Given this fact, we have decided that at the very least one should have beautiful naked women around the core decisions. They’re not necessarily smarter, or kinder, or in any way better suited (without suits, obviously) to make evolutionary changes, but they’re simply a lot more fun to look at when executives get it wrong. These 
We have a new plan for next year: We have decided to try making the final 
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You just have to admire a guy that quotes both Forrest Gump and an Epistle to Timothy in his retirement speech. We started out to do our own speech today, admiring a couple of our own friends with a complimentary nod to new tours from both 
Goodness but time can get away with a situation around here. In doing just a tiny bit of looking back to “finish” a day in the box cover lives of Juli Ashton and Dee, we were more than a bit shocked to find out that we began the tale clear back in early January. Truth be told, not that much surprises us when it comes to the adult industry anymore, but looking at the same “assets” with two different mindsets can lead to some interesting results. When we started the Essentially Dee Box Cover Day we were thinking, “Dang! We gotta get ready for the convention!” whereas now we have been mainly thinking, “Dang! Taxes suck!” … On the upside, 
You wouldn’t necessarily think so, but some things even in this in business can benefit from a bit of an introduction. Seriously, just saying, “So we thought we’d
We do not tend to be a “big announcement” sort of group around here. For years we have preached to our porn star clients that when they hear one of those once in a lifetime, extra-special, super-duper, incredibly rare pitches that they need to act on immediately, or they will miss out forever and ever, they should not panic. In this business, there will be another one of those next week. Sometimes, however, 
Ironically, superstitions rarely come across as anything very “super” if you think about them. That said, on Fridays that happen to fall right after the twelfth of the month, well, we don’t mind pretending a little belief if it gets us invited to the 
Be forewarned that when Geeks decide to take a day off from consecutive hours of serious coding, very strange things can happen. For example, they may spend a significant amount of time talking about all the things they cannot tell you yet. They may put together 
