A (Camel) Toe in the Water
by Nobody Special
Life goes on. You can sit around all day and do nothing, never answer your email, never return a phone call. These days you can even have groceries delivered via an online order, so you really don’t even have to go outside. But even if you do all of that, the world will simply move along around you. That turns out to be a pretty bad plan, though, as it can be pretty humbling once you realize that everything seems to go along just fine without you. Worse, if you started this hermit approach to life because of depression, well, you can see the downward spiral you have begun. More on this Risque Adult Diary
You have to love small town news. This morning the local television station informed us that the weather today would be wonderful except for the temperature. When the sportscaster came on, he immediately began discussing how the Los Angeles Dodgers took a trip WEST to play in Arizona — which although technically perhaps possible, at least seems like the long way around. As it turns out, if you take a Diminutive Minion that has spent too long in a small town, and then drive her West/East to Las Vegas so she can watch Ginger Lynn have fun with Chantelle Fox all day, well she takes 
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