| 3/31/15 |  Goodness but time can get away with a situation around here. In doing just a tiny bit of looking back to “finish” a day in the box cover lives of Juli Ashton and Dee, we were more than a bit shocked to find out that we began the tale clear back in early January. Truth be told, not that much surprises us when it comes to the adult industry anymore, but looking at the same “assets” with two different mindsets can lead to some interesting results. When we started the Essentially Dee Box Cover Day we were thinking, “Dang! We gotta get ready for the convention!” whereas now we have been mainly thinking, “Dang! Taxes suck!” … On the upside, Dee remains perpetually mood-brightening. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Juli Ashton Exclusive Video, Carmen Luvana, Lauren Phoenix] |
| 3/29/15 | 
KylieIreland Cookin’ with Ass[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video] |
| 3/27/15 | 
ReelSeduction A Boner for Breakfast[STAR TAGS: Brooke Haven, ReelSeduction.com] |
| 3/26/15 | 
CythereasWetWorld Rocks of Age[STAR TAGS: Cytherea] |
| 3/25/15 | 
247AdultStars A Miss and a Swing[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 3/24/15 | 
Shayla Casting for Pods with Ginger[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Ginger Lynn] |
| 3/22/15 |  You wouldn’t necessarily think so, but some things even in this in business can benefit from a bit of an introduction. Seriously, just saying, “So we thought we’d teach the British woman how to masturbate with a tub faucet …” can use a little setting of the stage. If fact, we do not quite get to the faucet felicity this time around, but we do learn about gender differences as we prepare for the main event. For one thing, women have way better boobs. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Chantelle Fox] |
| 3/20/15 | 
ReelSeduction Scarlet Secretary Seduction[STAR TAGS: Scarlet Red, ReelSeduction.com] |
| 3/17/15 | 
KylieIreland The Botanic Yankee in St. Patrick’s Court[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Bianca Trump Video] |
| 3/15/15 |  We do not tend to be a “big announcement” sort of group around here. For years we have preached to our porn star clients that when they hear one of those once in a lifetime, extra-special, super-duper, incredibly rare pitches that they need to act on immediately, or they will miss out forever and ever, they should not panic. In this business, there will be another one of those next week. Sometimes, however, Reel Seduction happens along, and it really does “bare” mention. (At the very least, we amuse ourselves.) [STAR TAGS: Renna Ryann, Sophia Lynn, Michael Ninn] |
| 3/13/15 |  Ironically, superstitions rarely come across as anything very “super” if you think about them. That said, on Fridays that happen to fall right after the twelfth of the month, well, we don’t mind pretending a little belief if it gets us invited to the Distraction Party with Taren Steele. Truth be told, we’d swear to almost anything were Taren to ask us. She has that effect on people. Also, she can put your candles out from across the room. [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video, Missy Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Sharon Mitchell Video] |
| 3/11/15 |  Be forewarned that when Geeks decide to take a day off from consecutive hours of serious coding, very strange things can happen. For example, they may spend a significant amount of time talking about all the things they cannot tell you yet. They may put together painful puns and cheesy pictorial humor in their attempts to clear their minds. … Of course our Geeks do so with the benefit of naked ladies, so there’s that. … Honestly that makes it a lot better than it could be. [STAR TAGS: Devinn Lane, Nikita Denise, Felecia] |
| 3/8/15 | 
Shayla The Nature of Fantasy[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Nikita Video, Kelsey Heart Video, Jill Kelly Video, Timber Video, Brittany Andrews]
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| 3/3/15 | 
KylieIreland Entertaining AAA[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Shelby Stevens Video, Lyndon Johnson Video] |
| 3/1/15 | 
247AdultStars They Call Her Bella Stella[STAR TAGS: Stella Cox, 247AdultStars.com] |
March 2015 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Bianca Trump| Brittany Andrews| Brooke Haven| Carmen Luvana| Cate Harrington| Chantelle Fox| Cytherea| Dee| Devinn Lane| Felecia| Ginger Lynn| Jill Kelly| Juli Ashton| Kelsey Heart| Kylie Ireland| Lauren Phoenix| Lyndon Johnson| Michael Ninn| Missy| Nikita| Nikita Denise| Renna Ryann| Scarlet Red| Sharon Mitchell| Shayla LaVeaux| Shelby Stevens| Sophia Lynn| Stella Cox| Taren Steele| Timber
Year:2015
Month:March
Related Sites:247AdultStars.com, CythereasWetWorld.com, KylieIreland.com, RisqueNews.com, Shayla.com
Having done some rough calculations, we put the number of upcoming stories involving Chantelle Fox at about 1,000. … OK. So we won’t really have that many entries about our new U.K. friend, but we could. She’s exceptional, even with her clothes on. And you can’t say that about just anyone. You’ll begin to get a glimpse as Lon teaches Chantelle and Maverick about being 
In an era where a major lingerie supplier can take the “push your boobs together so it looks like you have a lot of cleavage” concept and turn it into an advertising campaign promising “anti-gap shaping” you can pretty much expect anything intended for public display to be long on misdirection. Around here, however, we celebrate Dee’s Birthday with certainly her most famous television experience — the one where 
We basically operate under an “if you can’t say anything funny, you probably shouldn’t bother saying anything” sort of philosophy around here. We do 
Never really the point of the operation here, we nevertheless do a good bit of Photoshop work on some photos, and even employ structurally similar techniques on a lot of the video you can see. We exist in essence as a fantasy entertainment business, after all, and even porn stars may not always be quite as perfect as they would like. So we help them look their best if need be, although probably a lot less than people in the “regular world” might believe. 
In a completely uncharacteristic burst of timeliness and relevance, we have returned from the 
Being the exceptionally clever sorts, it occurred to us that we should probably put up the coverage of last year’s 
People come in from all over the world to hang with us at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas. Each year you will find us amazed at how many people we have never even met will schedule often expensive trips just hoping to buy us a beer. Of course some less enlightened folks might think that all of these strangers have traveled to 
Everybody needs a way to take a little break sometimes, a way to get away from the simple weight of the world. While we can think of 13 reasons not to get away today, we can think of 24 reasons that we absolutely should stop thinking about reality so much. Of course we do not mean to imply that 24-13 has any significance at all after the playoff games this past weekend. … Nope. … Can’t remember a thing. Been thinking about 
So we’re sleeping, and right in the middle of a good dream, like all at once we wake up, from something that keeps knocking at the brain. Before we go insane we hold a pillow to our heads, and spring up in our beds, screaming out our favorite spread. We know we love Dee. … And if you recognize that song reference, D.Minion loves you too. The rest of us are just a little worried about you, however. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Juli Ashton Exclusive Video]
Slipping someone a “mickey” — in case you have never read old detective novels or been a film noir fan — generally means putting something in their drink designed to knock them out. Now presumably this happens for nefarious intent, because, after all, when was the last time you thought to yourself, “You know, this would be a lot of fun if only so-and-so were unconscious?” … Alright, so now that we think about it, that happens every time you take a fan of the opposing team to a sporting event, but that’s not important now. Now we will consider 
Next year we want to be on the college bowl selection committee. Honestly we couldn’t care less which teams actually play in the games; we just want to help pick the names of the bowls themselves. Of course we understand that sponsorship means money to these places, but it can get silly. We’re starting to get them named after duck call manufacturers, if you can believe that. We have some that appear to be just colors, which seems confusing, because who pays for those? And when was that last time you associated anything “new era” with pinstripes? What, do they sew the little lines with itty-bitty binary code or something? … While we 