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Hamster Time — Can’t Touch This …

Hamster Time
Kristal’s Beau in “Teau” by B. Low Radar Every so often you just have to clear out some files and put up some of what you’ve been meaning to for some time. Today, apparently, would be one of those days. We’ve got a bit of “miscellanea” floating around with no real place to put it, […]

October 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/02

The Essentially Dee week comes to a close, as it were, with visual depiction of a spontaneous lesbian orgy. Those, by the way, are our favorite kind. We have Dee with Juli Ashton and Keri Windsor, as planned, and the wonderful last minute addition of Shayla LaVeaux. Lest you be confused, we can assure you: Serendipity beats the heck out of skill. Dee ends her Essentially Dee Quartet on a high note, and we get to reminisce. It’s better than “Trick or Treat” … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Keri Windsor]

Women to invite to your orgy.
10/30/02

We get to see our old friend Lola today, as she indoctrinated one of the industry’s newest (and most well endowed) male performer, Jack. Moreover, she did so under Dee’s first directorial tutelage. We’ve said several mouthfuls with that, and Dee will add her own, but none of us can come close to Lola‘s on this day. There are some strange things in this world; Jack has one of them. [FEATURED TAGS: Lola, Dee]

The meaning of life?
10/29/02

Well, Dee’s fulfilling her promises “Essentially” as she lets us in on just how tough a job beautiful porn stars have. Poor things find beautiful women everywhere that want to have sex with them, and apparently Dee and Juli couldn’t resist. Must be something in the waters of the Danube. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, May, Dee]

Dee and Juli as they “May”
10/29/02

The soap opera fans among you will probably delight in D.Minion’s account of Inari Vachs’ day in Danni Ashe’s “Babes of our Lives.” The rest of you will be as confused as I was, probably. However, the tale does have 63 pictures of the nubile Inari, and several of her fellow sisters in nudity, and that’s a seriously redeeming quality. As most of you already know: There aren’t many tails as nice as Inari’s … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Calli Cox, Chelsea Blue, Kate Frost, Nikki Nova, Carolyn Monroe, D.Minion]

Inari climbing the ladder.
10/28/02

Dee begins a few days of self analysis here as D.Minion ran across some lovely stills from Ashton View’s Essentially Dee and showed the pictures to Dee herself. Over the next few days we’ll get to see Dee in Budapest (with pretty girls), Dee in Juli’s old living room (with different pretty girls), and Dee directing her friend Lola (also a pretty girl). We’re looking forward to it, not only because of the pretty girls, but because they come from Dee’s Diary, and that means we don’t have to do the work. Dee will. Excellent! Beauty, brains, and one fine set of tits … That may well be the secret to life. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Dee]

Dee getting ready to dive into Budapest.
10/28/02

Here’s one of the little trivia tidbits our members have come to love. Last year the President of Playboy TV tried to get Devinn an invitation to the “Playboy Mansion Halloween Party,” but he was unable to do so. This year our own Kristal Summers was able to accomplish this feat. She also got invitations for Amber and Monique Alexander too. While it remains true in life that it’s all about whom you know, it would be a mistake to try to rank those people always in terms of their job descriptions. Sometimes porn stars are more powerful than presidents. Go figure. And we got these pictures up quickly, and updated Kristal’s Journal, because we promised Mav we would; Heaven knows what else we’ve done just because “Maverick asked us to.” More lessons of life, we presume … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais, Devinn Lane, Monique Alexander]

Monique, Devinn, Kristal and Amber
10/27/02

You know, as you check out all the really cool video clips that are available on the web, it really hits home just how many people are a lot smarter than we are. Oh, well, we’re getting better, and they don’t have Kristal Summers to experiment with, so there. Still, as you’re getting ready for her cam show on Monday, you can check out 30 pictures and a couple of “better than last time” video clips of our beautiful Kristal. We’ve even included a special “Carol Clip” for the people with really, really sucky Internet connections. We may not be talented, but we care about our members … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video]

Kristal in waiting ...
10/26/02

Night Calls reviews are back, and we even have a “bonus” show this month, basically because they no longer have Night Calls, UK to show on those months with five Wednesdays. Still we don’t care because we get Juli and Tiffany three times this month, and, even more importantly, the Night Calls team has managed to get Night Calls, October 16, 2002 posted BEFORE the stuff that it’s promoting. Man, we had to sit down when we figured that out. So check out the post; watch the season two premiere of 7 Lives Xposed with our Devinn Lane tomorrow; then watch Juli and Tiffany again next Wednesday. If you have any time left after all of this, you might email Kristal, since she’s really the one that’s keeping the Night Calls reviews moving on time. We love Kristal for more than her breasts. Wow. (Don’t tell anyone.) [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Devinn Lane, D.Minion]

Juli Ashton and Devinn Lane
10/22/02

It’s done; it’s finally DONE. The judges have finished with the despicable little task of reading answers to the same questions over, and over, and over … and they’ve chosen yet more winners from the event. We’ve been given a new-found respect for those among us that teach, and we’re vowing to slap someone with a cold fish if they suggest a “Trivia Test” at the next Members’ Party. On the upside, you can not only read the Top Twenty Answers, but you can see the best pictures taken by, or featuring, each of our lucky drawing winners, well, each of our lucky winners that didn’t get to see the Elvis Impersonator. It’s been nary a month’s time since the event ended, and we’re already through talking about it. In the words of one of my all-time favorite Country Songs: “Take this job and …” (I’ll be better in the morning.) [FEATURED TAGS: Risque Members’ Party, Kristal Summers, Dee, Anais, Wendy Divine, Georgia Adair, Keri Windsor, Mike, Carol, Brian, Carol, Bert, GMan]

Just consider it “Pies a la Mode” ...
10/18/02

As a rule we discourage introspection around here, finding that it too often leads to dismay, but on rare occasion it nonetheless seems the appropriate course of action. Apparently today found itself to be a rare occasion. If you have anything else to do you might want to skip this little path, but if you find yourself looking for a diversion, we have at least provided one. Some days, that’s all one can hope for … [FEATURED TAGS: Jilling]

Sock it to her.
10/16/02

We’re pretty sure that we’ve managed to actually include the appropriate pictures with this account. Today we look back at the view Juli allows us of Providence (as in Rhode Island). A Mysterious Member got a chance to spend his vacation with the lovely Ms. Ashton, as she spread her warmth and enthusiasm across America’s often frigid Northeast. He tells an interesting tale, and takes an even more interesting picture. So enjoy, and forgive us our indiscretion on the choice of thumbnail here. There were many picture of Juli we could have used, but, somehow, this shot just seemed apropos … and that doesn’t happen every day. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Steve]

Steve being a dickhead.
10/14/02

OK. A couple of weeks ago, well eleven days to be precise, we put up a little account of Inari in Sex Court: The Movie. Apparenly we got confused. You see Inari was in Sex Court, the Playboy TV show, and in Sex Court: The Movie within a couple of weeks. So, well, we sorta mixed up the pictures, and now we’re looking at just another fine mess we’ve gotten ourselves into. Rather that go back and redo things, which regular readers might miss, we’ve just decided to come clean. This is the “real” D.Minion’s account of Inari Vachs in Sex Court: The Movie, but the pictures are from Inari Vachs in Sex Court the television series. The earlier posting was really D.Minion’s account of Inari in Sex Court the TV show. Clear? So you can read this story, and think about the one lonely picture in our October 3rd posting, or you can read the October 3rd posting and think about these 20 pictures, or you can do what we’d do. Just look at these pictures, and then go back and gaze upon the lovely Inari in Jamaica again, and then go to bed early. You need your rest, and tomorrow will almost certainly be a more traditional day, not that this necessarily constitutes a good thing … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Dee, Kristal Summers, Julia Ann, D.Minion]

Television “buff” Inari Vachs.
10/12/02

Devinn Lane and Kristal Summers leave us Without a Trace. Now this is not nearly as troubling as it sounds, since Without a Trace is movie put out by Wicked Pictures, featuring a scene between Kristal and Devinn (and some misc. dude–they’re all misc. dudes). D.Minion was there all three days, and we have 110 pictures to prove it. This has been an amazing week, but what a truly extraordinary way to start the weekend. We hope you can handle the excitement. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane, Holly Hollywood, Star E. Night, D.Minion]

When Devinn's happy, we're all happy.
10/9/02

Never fear! We’re on the rebound. In an amazing burst of efficiency we have another Night Calls recap, complete and on schedule–with enough light, even. This one also has a naked lady cake, and you just can’t say that every day. Check out Night Calls, October 2nd, 2002 and find out once again how good it is to be Juli … and apparently D.Minion. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Cheyenne Silver, Holly Hollywood, D.Minion]

A cake you really want to have and eat too.
10/7/02

Well this is more like our old selves. Kristal had a cam show a couple of days ago, and we had vowed to try to post video clips with some expedience. We accomplished this goal, sort of. First the camera was turned sideways, and the whole 4+ minute clip will require you to turn up the brightness on your monitor to even watch. But we have a bright side, so to speak. We also have an on-air chat with the lovely Kristal promising a better effort next time, AND we have 35 pictures with wonderful clarity. We even made them BIG, since we’ve been getting some requests along this vein. Hey we never claimed to be perfect, and, besides, if you have to be in the dark, wouldn’t you rather be there with Kristal? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video]

Quite the Summers view.
10/5/02

In celebration of Juli Ashton’s birthday, we have lots of pictures of Julia Ann naked. That may not make a lot of sense, but that’s sort of how we do things around here. We’re odd, but comfortable with it all … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Nicole Sheridan, Alexa Rae, D.Minion]

Julia Ann playing (on) piano
10/3/02

Inari had a funny part in Playboy TV’s Sex Court: The Movie. That’s nice. Inari also bopped around Jamaica naked for Kristal to take pictures, and that’s very nice. We have both the story, and the 74 pictures, and that makes us nicest of all. We even have employed an unusual application of a Mother Goose rhyme, and if that doesn’t get you interested enough to check out the story, well, then go out and run up your credit cards. You’re almost dead. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, D.Minion]

Inari Vachs Views
10/2/02

In our ongoing efforts to show off all of the fun of the 2002 Adult Diary & SweetGeorgia.com Members’ Party, we have some more accounts of the “event.” Most of you will enjoy the 95 pictures of naked and cavorting porn stars. A few may not, this latter category being comprised of those that attended the convention, but didn’t win the drawing. Ah well, the ladies are still wonderful, and you can have the satisfaction of knowing that the rest of the world can’t see pictures of you hyperventilating and blushing and sweating … Heck, who even knew hamsters could blush? If that doesn’t help, you can always think, “Missed it by … THAT much!” (And if you get that reference, you are very smart.) Maybe next year … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Keri Windsor, Maverick, Bert, Brian, Mike, Carol, Lon, Steve, GMan, D.Minion]

Dee lightful doiley.

September 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/30/02

Well, with tomorrow being the first day of October, we suppose we should acknowledge the passing of another season. While people are out raking leaves, well, not in Southern California, but in a lot of prettier places I’ve lived, they can ruminate upon the Final Chapter of Phaedra Alexis. We promised you could read it, and the email response has been surprising. Hopefully none of us has too many times when we just look at the fireplace and think about what might have been. You know, we think we need more naked pictures of Inari. That always seems to perk us up … [FEATURED TAGS: Phaedra Alexis, Risque News Insight]

Abreast of some notations.
9/28/02

It’s funny how things go in cycles. All of this talk about Screen Play put us in a mood to remember the best movie ever made that had the misfortune of completely lacking promotion. Wicked Pictures had this repsonsibility, and was entirely consumed by singing the praises of Jenna’s biggest movie for them at the time, so poor Juli had to settle for almost nothing in the way of press. Over the years people have caught on, and the movie’s done well, but there are many a story left to be told about this extraordinary event. One of those would be Taren Steele, and we recount a bit here. Restrospect, it seems, has its comforts … [FEATURED TAGS: Taren Steele, Risque News Insight]

Very good being dirty.
9/27/02

We thought we’d head into the weekend with a flash back at the sexual enthusiasm that Juli Ashton always displayed when she was active in XXX. Then we thought we’d remind everyone what a wonderful person Dee remains some four years after her scene with Juli and Mr. Marcus in Ashton View’s Screen Play. We looked at the pictures from the scene, and we decided we’ve pretty much accomplished our goals. That’s a nice way to head into a weekend. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Juli Ashton, Risque News Insight]

Juli and Dee, and a fortunate Mr. Marcus.
9/26/02

There are a lot of good things in life. For example, puppies are good things. Also, watching beautiful young women masturbate is a good thing. However, watching a beautiful young woman masturbate with a puppy would NOT be a good thing. See how just the littlest change can make all the difference? We did the smart thing. We’re giving you both, separately. We’re clever that way. Three cheers for even more video clips …! [FEATURED TAGS: Alexa Rae Video]

Those Who Must Be Kept
9/25/02

We’re doubling up today, because we just felt a little bad just showing home movies for the members, even if they did include really cool hamsters. So we’re showing off how organized we are by putting up D.Minon’s reprisal of last week’s Night Calls. Wow, the season just started, and we’re not even behind yet. Don’t worry: We’ll get over it … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Chennin Blanc, Nicole Oring, D.Minion]

Juli and Tiffany, coming out of the closet.
9/25/02

OK, so we didn’t make you wait all that long before showing you the first shots from the Members’ Party. As typifies most of the Risqué gatherings, actually, this one was primarily about food. And so that’s what you’ll be seeing a lot of. Actually, we should warn everyone here. You ever meet those kind of people that invite you over to their house and then show you picture after picture of their vacation? Well, WE are those kind of people. So if you want to skip this post, feel free. You have 90 pictures here and only one small glipse of Wendy’s naked body. That’s it for the nudity. Don’t look for it here. Hey, at least we’re honest, and we promise to get back to our regular decadent deliveries just as soon as we can. Even if you don’t want to see the pictures, however, you might want to check out The New Adult Diary Mascot … Now we’re jammin’ … [FEATURED TAGS: Risque Members’ Party, Keri Windsor, Anais, Kristal Summers, Dee, Georgia Adair, Steve, Lon, Gman, Mike,Brian, Carol, Bert, Maverick]

Dee with someone else's glasses we think.
9/24/02

We know that probably all of you have been waiting anxiously for the recap and photos from the Members’ Party in Las Vegas this past weekend. You can’t sleep; you’ve lost weight; you’ve even been mean to your cat. Well … you’re going to have to keep waiting, because that’s the way we are. And since we’re leaving your breathless, we thought it appropriate to mention that Devinn’s Breathless is in our (generally not very) humble opinion her best work to date. She’s awesome in an awesome movie. So take a look at her 50+ pictures, and you’ll be breathless for an altogether different reason. Then go visit her new site, and tell her how much you like it. Then visit our friends at Wicked Pictures, because they get lonely if people don’t drop by. See? You have LOTS to take your mind off of the Members’ Party. Of course if you’d have gone, at least you’d have your memories … [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, D.Minion]

Devinn in her underwear. There are many worse things.
9/18/02

Well, what do you know? The team did it. We have now caught up with our Night Calls recaps BEFORE the new Night Calls season began. You can now see Night Calls, July 17, 2002 (with our own Georgia Adair), and Juli owes us a dollar. (She bet we couldn’t do it.) Our team did a wonderful job, and now we owe them a trip to Monty’s, the Valley’s best steak house, imho. If any of you understand that acronym, you’ve been on the Internet for a while. Glad to have you. All is good. …

Wait! It seems to me that limousine transportation to a steak dinner for six, with Heitz cabernet (btw), might cost more than a dollar. Dang. We need a better manager.

Ah, well … Enjoy, y’all … the new season begins … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Georgia Adair, Stormy Daniels, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

SteveD's dreams.
9/18/02

OK. The clock is ticking, and the Adult Diary Night Calls crew is under the gun. Keyboards are furiously pounding in the office as we rush to the deadline. Will we make it? Can we do it? Fortunately, we’re not trying to save the world, or anything like that. We’ve just promised to catch up on the last season before the new one starts. Check out just how patriotic naked girls can be on Night Calls, July 3, 2002. God Bless America … and Juli and Tiffany … and D.Minion. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]

Juli pledges her allegiance.
9/17/02

The odd tale of Phaedra Alexis continues, as we promised it would. It’s funny because Ashton View’s My First Porno was really about the “Behind The Scenes” view of making an adult movie, and in actuality there was a lot going on “Behind The Scenes” in this “Behind The Scenes” show. You know what they say: Truth is stranger than fiction. And this remains one of the stranger ones in our memory … [FEATURED TAGS: Phaedra Alexis, Inari Vachs, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

As time goes on ...
9/16/02

As Kristal Summers and her niece Amber are off as special guests on Juli’s Night Calls Radio XM, we’re catching up on the Night Calls memories. You can now see Juli tooling around in her new “business” PT Cruiser. You can also see her playing with some different tools altogether. Relive Night Calls June 19th, 2002 and get ready. The season starts SOON, and we’re almost caught up … Groovy … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Juli: PT Commander ...
9/13/02

As we worked to put together this next story, it came to us what a behemoth undertaking we had begun. The events of this story covered several years, and we struggled to do better than recount them in real time. The historical significance of this week in America certainly served to goad us, and we plunged forth. Today, we’ll open with what turned out to be part one of a three-part expose on how the “best laid plans …” (if you’ll pardon the pun in our context). Hey, we don’t always get it right, but confession is good for the soul, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Phaedra Alexis, Devinn Lane, Shayla LaVeaux, Jewel D’Nyle, Juli Ashton, Risque News Insight]

Phaedra Alexis. She coulda been a contenda.
9/11/02

We would be remiss if we failed to acknowledge the significance of this date, and so we offer one small view. We hate being remiss. [FEATURED TAGS: Phaedra Alexis]

The first Phaedra Alexis promo page.
9/9/02

As promised (gasp!) we’ve got D.Minion’s “behind the radio scenes” look at Juli’s new venture, Night Calls Radio! She was there and she’ll fill you in on all the details. Others of us were at other places, and have access to way more interesting pictures. If you want to read about the “FIRST Contracted On-Air Talent for XM Radio’s Adult Division” you can. If you’d rather look at 50 pictures of Juli, and Inari, and Keri having sex, well you can do that. Of course you could also look at 50 pictures of Juli, Julia Ann, and Becca having sex, if that’s more your cup of tea. Being the kind of folks we are, we’d probably do it all … But then, we’re that way. (Oh, and SteveD: pfhttttttpt … that’s slang for “faugh” by the way.) [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls Radio, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Kaylynn, Inari Vachs, Keri Windsor, Julia Ann, Becca, D.Minion]

The bonus for reading ... It's a good bonus.
9/6/02

In honor of Georgia completing her second event for Danni’s Hard Drive, we decided to post D.Minion’s account of Georgia’s first (major) event for our friend Danni. That sounds like a simple plan, but the graphics folks had a little too much free time, or maybe they just like to play with Georgia. Whatever the case, we’ve come up with our increasingly common bizarre application of adult entertainment. We’d worry about ourselves, but we’re pretty busy. We’ll worry about ourselves the first chance we get. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Brook Bradford, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Georgia. The simple beginning of our weirdness.
9/5/02

As you can tell, the troops have been busy around here. Unfortunately, we’ve reached critical mass in responsibilities, leaving the unthinkable reality as truth: The boss had to do a web posting–completely. This wasn’t just sending up code to the servers; this was providing actual commentary to D.Minion’s coverage of Night Calls, June 5, 2002. We know: the “team” let everyone down. We’re posting out of order (but we are holding to our goal of catching up on Juli’s life), and we haven’t even had time to mention that our favorite hostess now has a new, and very cool, XM Radio gig. We’ll get to that, as soon as I get some help around the office. Everybody’s been on sets constantly, and I’ve been left alone. You’ll see what a problem this can be … Oh, pun, says (uh) me … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Amber Michaels, Amanda Lexx, Michelle Michaels, D.Minion]

Couch Tomatos ...

Adult Diary Members’ Party

Adult Diary
Re: Our new mascot, thanks to Mav … by Minion Minions [Video Files Deleted in Sample. Sorry about that.] You know, it’s hard to know what to say about the Members’ Party, and I pretty much always have something to say. Rather than a party, it was more like a family reunion where none of […]