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October 2016 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/16	In our bizarre little world, the phrase “Trick or Treat” takes on a vastly different meaning than you will likely hear at your doorstep this evening. (At least we really, really hope so, and if not, you live in a truly weird neighborhood.) Still, as the holiday season approaches most of our office sets to the task of planning for next year, having either successfully completed the schedule for this year or having decided to just scrap a bunch of it after a suitable application of tequila. Be joyous, whatever the case. That would be our suggestion. If pressed, we would give Gran Patrón as another idea, y’know trying to be helpful and all. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Tiffany Taylor Video, Dana Vespoli, Roxy Jezel, Michael Ninn]
10/30/16	GingerLynn Shayla LaVeaux – Alina Long – Kimberly Chi – Jayden Lee – Mia Austin – Kylie Nicole … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
10/29/16	Shayla All About the Pink [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Rayveness Video, Jill Kelly Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Michael Ninn]
10/28/16	KylieIreland Kinky Stuff (#21) [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio]
10/24/16	CythereasWetWorld Lascivious Liquidity \| part eight [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Jenna Presley Video, Michael Ninn]
10/19/16	There have to be at least tens of thousands of ways to make a cheap movie, and that might be a conservative estimate, depending upon how narrowly one defines “movie” as a concept. Economics, however, comes into play not only in the creation of the “product” but also in its distribution and ultimate consumption by the consumer. Fortunately for you, that will be the last bit of economic theory you will hear from us today — or probably for a lot of days, truth be told. Just remember this little tidbit from the adult movie world: They do not make gonzo movies year after year just because they’re cheap. People also like them so they buy them. [STAR TAGS: London Keyes, Britney Manson]
10/16/16	GingerLynn Carter Cruise – Loni Legend – Shay Lynn – Blake Eden – Ryder Skye – Jeanie Marie … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
10/14/16	ReelRisque Smoke ‘em if Ya Got ‘em \| vid [STAR TAGS: London Keyes Video]
10/7/16	ReelRisque Jayden Cole \| 1 [STAR TAGS: Jayden Cole]
10/5/16	There are too many numbers in modern life, have you noticed? You’d think it would be much easier, because no one has to remember those annoying 7-digit phone numbers anymore, and if there was an area code too? Egads! … Nope. Now to call mom no matter where she moves, it’s just Favorites-1-Send. (Because if you don’t have your mom as number one, you’re gonna get in trouble.) … Still when it comes to Juli Ashton, particularly on this anniversary of her birth, D.Minion has trouble counting to … well … two. We know Juli, though. Somehow that makes sense. She can be very distracting. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Rayveness Video, Johnni Black Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Vicca, Nikita, Nici Sterling, Melanie Stone, Syren]
10/2/16	GingerLynn Dillion Harper – Loni Legend – Amber Chase – Nadia Styles – Nikki Delano – Scarlet Red … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
10/1/16	A couple weeks in and Gibby has hit full stride with his “reasons to attend the next AVN convention” coverage. And when you happen to be tall enough to reach the ceiling without jumping in any normal room, that “stride” tends to be impressive too. … DM and the ChickaDees, though, decided to drop in a decidedly adult bit of illustration, just on the off chance that watching Lon and Maverick consider a giant hot fudge sundae may not be why you dropped by. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2016, Dee, Shayla LaVeaux, Julia Ann, Kenna James, Annika Albrite, Megan Rain, Lexi Belle]

April 2015 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/29/15	Shayla Flagin’ with the Dragon [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Jessica Drake Video, Nina Hartley Video]
4/26/15	CythereasWetWorld A (Camel) Toe in the Water [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Ginger Lynn]
4/24/15	ReelSeduction Cosmic Connections of the Carnal Variety [STAR TAGS: Kiera King, ReelSeduction.com]
4/23/15	All over the world quiet little behind-the-scenes network geeks constantly work to improve performance and security when it comes to making purchases online. Most of the time they make changes that almost nobody notices, but they strive in virtual anonymity to make our modern world a safer place — without any cool costumes or superpowers or anything. Occasionally when this happens it can mess up some beautiful code that we “front end” people created often years ago, and although things still work properly, they do not appear the same way they used to. Of course the silly women in the risqué commune think that looks count, so we’ve suddenly found ourselves doing a bunch of graphics and code work that almost no one will ever see. For the record, we love making the ladies happy, but this whole Nobody Will Ever Know stuff is just crazy-talk. … [STAR TAGS: London Keyes Video, Cytherea]
4/22/15	247AdultStars Wet and Willing at Least [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
4/17/15	ReelSeduction Blazing Hot (No Saddles) [STAR TAGS: Marley Blaze, ReelSeduction.com]
4/15/15	Whenever you do something for a living, at least if you have done it for a few years, you develop a certain appreciation for others that do the same job. Of course when you write for a living it can be a little disconcerting when on pretty much a daily basis you may find someone that does your job particularly well, occasionally even with rare excellence. … Consequently, rather than try and put our own spin on tax day this year, we concede the contest and humbly tip our collective hats to the writers for the Jimmy Fallon show who gave us a sterling insight this week: “Thank you Tax Day for combining the fun of doing paperwork with the threat of going to jail.” … Of course if we actually wore hats that would probably mean more. [STAR TAGS: Faye Reagan Video]
4/13/15	247AdultStars A British Diner in an American Diner [STAR TAGS: Faye Taylor Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
4/11/15	We do not often do “explanations” per se, for a deceptively simple reason: Even if we did them only on those “when called for” occasions, we’d still spend the majority of our time trying to clarify what we were doing in the then by definition minority of the time. Not only does that sound unpleasant, it also sounds really, really boring. We make a slight exception today, however, since giving the “411 on 4/11” seems like just the sort of thing we would do. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Julia Ann Video, Janine Video, Dyanna Lauren Video, Shane Video, Chasey Lain Video, Summer Knight Video, Tiffany Mynx Video, Lacy Rose Video, Ona Zee Video, Diedre Holland Video, Lena Video, Alex Jordan Video]
4/10/15	ReelSeduction American Dulce de Leche [STAR TAGS: Jackie Avalon, ReelSeduction.com]
4/9/15	KylieIreland Jeep Trick [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Lynden Johnson Video]
4/7/15	ReelSeduction Nether Regions — FlyCAM [STAR TAGS: Cassie Laine Exclusive Video, ReelSeduction.com]
4/6/15	Call them Tub Travails. Call them Faucet Foibles. Call them simply Water Woes. … When a group of ever-the-helpful Americans try to teach an itty-bitty British porn star how to enjoy a bathtub fixture in a singularly expressive way, well, turns out it helps if they did not design the tub for soaking. We’d call it Masturbatory Malfeasance, but we probably have enough terms to satisfy Chantelle Fox already. She certainly wasn’t satisfied any other way. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video]
4/3/15	ReelSeduction Cowgirl Clit [STAR TAGS: Kaylee Rayne, ReelSeduction.com]
4/2/15	KylieIreland Everything was Vibrating (#45) [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio, Cricket Audio]
4/1/15	We love learning things around here, which quite honestly hardly qualifies as the most bizarre fact about Risque. That said, we just learned that should one be in Georgia, one cannot legally carry an ice cream cone in one’s back pocket, if it happens to be a Sunday. … Good to know. … We also learned that should one be a bisexual Porn Valley Performer, someone has to be your first on-screen lesbian experience. Tenaya, for example, chose Capri Anderson as hers and members get to watch. … Suddenly that no ice cream in the back pocket limitation does not seem nearly as onerous. [STAR TAGS: Tenaya Video, Capri Anderson Video]

Stars:Alex Jordan| Capri Anderson| Cassie Laine| Chantelle Fox| Chasey Lain| Cricket| Diedre Holland| Dyanna Lauren| Faye Reagan| Faye Taylor| Ginger Lynn| Jackie Avalon| Janine| Jessica Drake| Julia Ann| Kaylee Rayne| Kiera King| Kylie Ireland| Lacy Rose| Lena| London Keyes| Lynden Johnson| Marley Blaze| Nina Hartley| Ona Zee| Shane| Shayla LaVeaux| Summer Knight| Tenaya| Tiffany Mynx

Year:2015

Month:April

Related Sites:247AdultStars.com, CythereasWetWorld.com, KylieIreland.com, RisqueNews.com, Shayla.com

June 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/29/14	Beware the Caption Conflagration today, although we have made it fairly easy to avoid, what with us being all kind and benevolent and stuff. We have also provided excellent diversion in the form of Shayla LaVeaux and U.K. star Chantelle Fox. You may consider them separate, but equal, in fine constitutional manner. We did need to say for the record, though, that the Sonny and Cher references were not our fault. … [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
6/23/14	Do you know the difference between a complex sentence and a cat? Well as it turns out you can learn some fun things while reading Stephen King — a chap possessing a literary expertise you will likely never, ever see around here quite honestly. On the other hand, you will find us substantially less gruesome as a rule too, and we have a lot more beautiful naked women. So there’s that. … Oh! The difference between a complex sentence and a cat? … One has claws at the end of its paws … [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Dee, Alexis DeVell, Kaylan Nicole, Taylor Hayes, Chasey Lain, Devinn Lane, Doria, Jenna Jameson, Renee LaRue]
6/19/14	We all like watching athletes going for the win. If we’re going to live vicariously through them, we sort of expect them to do things we cannot accomplish on our own, after all. Being extra-special, naturally, Cytherea takes that concept one consonant further as she opts to go for the “Wynn” — as in Tyla. Interestingly enough, as she adds one little letter, Cytherea removes all of their clothes. Seems like an excellent trade for the vicarious amongst us. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Tyla Wynn Video, Roxetta, Michael Ninn]
6/15/14	One could make an argument that the sum total of all human knowledge appears somewhere on a t-shirt. “Never underestimate the immense power of Stupid People in large groups” seems to be the current office favorite, although between all of us, we have quite a selection. We could easily have “What’s your funniest t-shirt?” in the job application form, truth be told. On a topic completely unrelated to stupid people — and not in a large group anyway — we get well read with Riley Reid for a bit today. [STAR TAGS: Riley Reid, Kylie Ireland Video]
6/12/14	Nobody likes missing “The Moment” at any time. When, however, “The Moment” includes an afternoon alone in a hotel room with Shayla LaVeaux while she finds various locations in which she might masturbate, well, some of those “nobody” people that missed This Moment really don’t seem all that happy about it. Seems odd, right? They get to see the pictures (and video) just like everyone else. Sheesh. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Megan Foxx, Sunny Lane, Sasha Heart, Nicki Hunter, Erica McLean]
6/7/14	Testosterone just complicates things. We get the whole “necessary for the survival of the species” thing, but if you ever get a chance to visit a movie set for a show that has no males in the cast, that should be the one you make room for in your schedule. You know how obnoxious — and a little pitiful — men can be in a bar situation where they’re just hoping to get laid? Just imagine the strutting they do on a movie set where they know they’re going to. If deflated male egos did not result in time delays from deflated male “other parts” we might actually be honest about how the women on set view them. [STAR TAGS: Alexis Texas, Ashli Orion, Audrey Bitoni, Brynn Tyler, Jordan Kingsley, Kagney Linn Karter, Kayla Carrera, London Keyes, Tory Lane, Penny Flame, Nina Hartley]
6/4/14	Woe be to us and the burdensome tasks we face spending quality time with porn stars. We remain dedicated professionals, however, withstanding vast personal difficulty while bringing in the story. Hey, if you think you have ever felt like an insignificant anonymous person before, you ought to try walking into a casino with Kristal Summers. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux]
6/1/14	The question “May I?”might be rather ingrained into anyone that went to school in America, but clearly the teachers did not have “Dee’s May” in mind when they came up with their lesson plans. Should you be a Member, then you might see “May We Please” at a different level, and as a completely different sentence fragment. Should you not be a Member, well, then that’s sad. May — the Force — IS with us. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton Video, May Video, Jade Marcella]

May 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/29/14	In all probability Jassie will not be appearing out of the blue to give you a blow job today. She probably won’t appear out of the aquamarine or fuchsia either, so you might need a different coloring book all the way around. On the other hand, if one hangs with Jassie, one can never be quite sure what may happen. She’s an exceptional lass, that Jassie. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Jassie Video, Lorraine Sisco, Michael Ninn]
5/26/14	Happy Birthday to Kylie, both sexy and wily. When she strips down naked, it makes us all smiley. … OK. So it’s not exactly The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, but you have to agree that it’s a lot easier to read. Also, despite his literary prowess, Mr. Coleridge never had lesbian sex with Ashlyn Rae. Well, you know, he was a dude. … Kylie wins again! [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Ashlyn Rae Video]
5/23/14	Few people on the planet understand network television as well as our own D.Minion. This seems odd to us, because as a rule people do not tend to study things whose primary function seems to be one of causing irritation. Of course weave in the captivating beam of London Keyes, and even the ChickaDees cannot stay sad. Put London in a school uniform, and … well … we just give them all some private time. But we share … [STAR TAGS: London Keyes Video]
5/20/14	An ever-vigilant and thoughtful new member pointed out four missing large images in a post from clear back in 2006. Granted, Heather Vuur does not show any signs of ever becoming “old news” or anything — particularly around here — but we did want to show our appreciation for the effort taken to write in and point out the errors (quite politely, we should add). Obviously we could have simply fixed the four links on the photos, which we did — to cover ourselves whenever someone else goes back there — but then we got to thinking. … OK. So sometimes that can be scary, but sometimes it can also result is wonderful new larger renditions of the photos, along with typically stunning video of Jassie, Brooke, AND Heather Vuur this time. Fans pay attention. Everybody wins! [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Jassie Video, Brooke Banner Video, Michael Ninn]
5/18/14	Despite a significant amount of technical prowess in these offices, we have as yet been unable to figure out how to use Parental Lock to keep the DVR from filling up with unwatched episodes of “Too Cute” on Animal Planet. Of course D.Minion has her own ways … as some of learned painfully this week. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Chayse Manhattan Video, Misty Rain Video, Leena Video, Faye Taylor Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
5/12/14	Have you ever wondered why all the beautiful women do all the difficult — notice how we avoided the overly simple pun hard at this point — work around here? Well, it turns out D.Minion remains fairly sure that an overwhelming desire to please her pretty much explains it all. Would that this were only true, we would never again have to ask For Whom the Belles Toil. … (Yeah, that hurt just writing it down. … Sometimes we have no control. You should know that about us. … ) [STAR TAGS: Justine Joli Video, Georgia Adair Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland, Angel Cassidy, Wanda Curtis, Anais, Charlie Lane, Jana Cova, Audrey Hollander, Michael Ninn]
5/9/14	Everyone arrived at work today in a wonderful mood. Having each received text messages last evening, it seems we now all have a new favorite Green Bay Packer we have affectionately nicknamed “Monica” — according to our leader. After all, what else does the name “Ha Ha Clinton-Dix” make you think of? … And this strange view of the world pretty much explains all of our Adult Behavior perspectives today. … You learn to adapt; what can we say? [STAR TAGS: AEE 2014 Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux]
5/5/14	Many, many people will be celebrating Cinco de Mayo today, although according to a new report we heard, apparently the holiday tends to be a lot more popular than in America than in Mexico. If we had paid more attention we might have learned why that happens to be, but we can just take it on faith. It was on the television news. It has to be true. … All of that said, not many people will be celebrating Cinco de Mayo the way we chose to this year — with Mika Tan. Hey, we’ll drink cerveza and ruminate upon Mika. Sounds like a plan. … [STAR TAGS: Mika Tan Video, Lorraine Sisco]
5/2/14	Sometimes you meet someone, and the chemistry between the two of you almost feels electric. OK, so most of the time one of you feels attracted while the other feels repulsed, but magnetic fields can be sort of like electricity, so that should count for something. Still, should you find yourself on the “rejected” end of one of these interpersonal dynamics, do not despair. While sadness tends to be depressing, mirth can be quite fun. [STAR TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Carli Banks Video, Alexis Love Video, Tiffany Sweet Video, Renee Perez, Lena Nicole, Michael Ninn]

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