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December 2020 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/31/20 AnaisWhile we understand that as a practical scientific matter, “tomorrow” will only be 24 hours after “today” on the calendar, when you get to turn the page on an entire year as decidedly sucky (again using the scientific term) as 2020, well, it simply feels different. Consequently, we have decided to see how the other half lives and completely ignore the science. Yep. We will simply pretend that tomorrow will be completely different from today — absolutely, 100%, and in all manners, resolutely different. We do have Anais today, though, and that makes it different from most days right off the bat. You think that’s how they do it? They find one teeny-tiny fact that fits their non-scientific view of the world, and then paint their entire world extrapolating that variable as a constant everywhere? Now that just seems silly. [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Michael Ninn]
12/29/20 London Keyes

ReelRisque

Pros without Prose | pics

[STAR TAGS: London Keyes]

12/27/20 Cassandra Cruz

GingerLynn

Jeanie Marie – Iris Rose – Laila Mason – Alice Lighthouse – Cassandra Cruz – Amber Ashlee

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

12/26/20 Ally Kay and Ginger Lynn

ReelRisque

Icon Interaction | pics & vid

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Ally Kay Video]

12/25/20 Raptor, Gibby

RisqueNews

Sadly Suitable Cheer for 2020

[STAR TAGS: Kayden Kross, Jill Kassidy, Lana Rhoades, Riley Steele, Aidra Fox, Jayden Cole, Katie Morgan, Lexi Belle]

12/23/20 Lana Violet

ReelRisque

Boy Extraneous | pics

[STAR TAGS: Lana Violet]

12/21/20 Trina Michaels and Nick ManningTimes like these, when you do not get to do your normal “Christmas Stuff” at all — unless you happen to be a complete moron, but we generally presume those types do not frequent Risqué — we can all use a bit of fun and humor with our consenting adults entertainment. Not much better than Nick Manning for that sort of thing, in many respects, although adding Trina Michaels definitely helps. Just try to remember that by definition half the people in the country are of below average intelligence, and maybe that will help you feel better about things. You will not like them any better, but it may make the pain slightly less irritating. Or else go the Trina Michaels route. That always wins. [STAR TAGS: Trina Michaels Video, Jana Cova Video]
12/18/20 Michelle Thorne DemandingAt one time or another in our lives, all of us have felt the desire for something just to be over. That could be what happened with the Bluebird folks as they closed up Macbeth 2, what with dead people coming back to life so they can get killed again, a bizarre — and not terribly Elizabethan — dungeon in the mix, and quite honestly a star who may have lost his mind — and not in the only because I’m playing Macbeth sort of way. On the other hand, none of this really distracts from the rollickingly good orgy, and let’s be honest: We understand the pain when you just can’t save something anymore. … These days every sane person on the planet wants the same thing to be over. 2020! [STAR TAGS: Aline Video, Audrey Bitoni Video, Delta White Video, Kaia Kane Video]

12/15/20 Angelina Chung leered at by Romeo Price

ReelRisque

Leather and Pace | pics

[STAR TAGS: Mia Rider]

12/13/20 Alexis Love

ReelRisque

Flitty Titty Bang Bang | vid

[STAR TAGS: Alexis Love Video]

12/11/20 Alexis LoveSure, everybody knows the basics. You don’t tug on Superman’s cape. You don’t spit into the wind. You don’t pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger, and you don’t mess around with Slim — y’know, now that Jim’s out of the picture. There could be some other things best left avoided too, particularly in this industry, but we do tend to celebrate a lifestyle lacking in reverence, so it seems disingenuous to complain. Sometimes all you can do is let the sleigh coast over the top of you and then jump up on the back. When the Grinch scowls back at your antics, just wave happily (and possibly think of Alexis Love). That last part could just apply right here. [STAR TAGS: Alexis Love]
12/7/20 Sativa RoseYou could probably learn a lot about a person if you knew their innermost sexual fantasies. Then again, knowing this would almost certainly not make you happy. It might make you anywhere from quite uncomfortable to horrified, truth be told, because people are weird SOBs when it comes right down to it. It does not even matter which way you voted in the last Presidential election, right now you are thinking, “Wow. There are currently over 70 million completely bat-shit crazy adults in this country.” … May we suggest Sativa Rose as appropriate, both as a fantasy and as way to stop thinking about politics? [STAR TAGS: Sativa Rose Video]
12/6/20 Angelina Chung leered at by Romeo Price

ReelRisque

Work Out & In | pics

[STAR TAGS: Angelina Chung]

12/4/20 Hannah Shaw

RisqueNews

Holiday Excuses 247

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Hannah Shaw Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

12/1/20 Alyssa Reese and Rayveness

ReelRisque

Lesbian Cougar Training | pics & vid

[STAR TAGS: Rayveness Video, Alyssa Reece Video]

October 2016 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/16 Tiffany TaylorIn our bizarre little world, the phrase “Trick or Treat” takes on a vastly different meaning than you will likely hear at your doorstep this evening. (At least we really, really hope so, and if not, you live in a truly weird neighborhood.) Still, as the holiday season approaches most of our office sets to the task of planning for next year, having either successfully completed the schedule for this year or having decided to just scrap a bunch of it after a suitable application of tequila. Be joyous, whatever the case. That would be our suggestion. If pressed, we would give Gran Patrón as another idea, y’know trying to be helpful and all. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Tiffany Taylor Video, Dana Vespoli, Roxy Jezel, Michael Ninn]
10/30/16 Kylie Nicole

GingerLynn

Shayla LaVeaux – Alina Long – Kimberly Chi – Jayden Lee – Mia Austin – Kylie Nicole

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

10/29/16 Shayla LaVeaux, Rayveness, Jill Kelly, Kylie Ireland

Shayla

All About the Pink

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Rayveness Video, Jill Kelly Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Michael Ninn]

10/28/16 Kylie on the Radio

KylieIreland

Kinky Stuff (#21)

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio] 

10/24/16 Jay, Cytherea, Jenna

CythereasWetWorld

Lascivious Liquidity | part eight

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Jenna Presley Video, Michael Ninn]

10/19/16 London KeyesThere have to be at least tens of thousands of ways to make a cheap movie, and that might be a conservative estimate, depending upon how narrowly one defines “movie” as a concept. Economics, however, comes into play not only in the creation of the “product” but also in its distribution and ultimate consumption by the consumer. Fortunately for you, that will be the last bit of economic theory you will hear from us today — or probably for a lot of days, truth be told. Just remember this little tidbit from the adult movie world: They do not make gonzo movies year after year just because they’re cheap. People also like them so they buy them. [STAR TAGS: London Keyes, Britney Manson]
10/16/16 Jeanie Marie

GingerLynn

Carter Cruise – Loni Legend – Shay Lynn – Blake Eden – Ryder Skye – Jeanie Marie

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

10/14/16 London Keyes

ReelRisque

Smoke ‘em if Ya Got ‘em | vid

[STAR TAGS: London Keyes Video]

10/7/16 Jayden Cole

ReelRisque

Jayden Cole | 1

[STAR TAGS: Jayden Cole]

10/5/16 Juli AshtonThere are too many numbers in modern life, have you noticed? You’d think it would be much easier, because no one has to remember those annoying 7-digit phone numbers anymore, and if there was an area code too? Egads! … Nope. Now to call mom no matter where she moves, it’s just Favorites-1-Send. (Because if you don’t have your mom as number one, you’re gonna get in trouble.) … Still when it comes to Juli Ashton, particularly on this anniversary of her birth, D.Minion has trouble counting to … well … two. We know Juli, though. Somehow that makes sense. She can be very distracting. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Rayveness Video, Johnni Black Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Vicca, Nikita, Nici Sterling, Melanie Stone, Syren] 
10/2/16 Nadia Styles

GingerLynn

Dillion Harper – Loni Legend – Amber Chase – Nadia Styles – Nikki Delano – Scarlet Red

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

10/1/16 DeeA couple weeks in and Gibby has hit full stride with his “reasons to attend the next AVN convention” coverage. And when you happen to be tall enough to reach the ceiling without jumping in any normal room, that “stride” tends to be impressive too. … DM and the ChickaDees, though, decided to drop in a decidedly adult bit of illustration, just on the off chance that watching Lon and Maverick consider a giant hot fudge sundae may not be why you dropped by. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2016, Dee, Shayla LaVeaux, Julia Ann, Kenna James, Annika Albrite, Megan Rain, Lexi Belle]

April 2015 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/29/15 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Flagin’ with the Dragon

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Jessica Drake Video, Nina Hartley Video]

4/26/15 Cytherea

CythereasWetWorld

A (Camel) Toe in the Water

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Ginger Lynn]

4/24/15 Kiera King

ReelSeduction

Cosmic Connections of the Carnal Variety

[STAR TAGS: Kiera King, ReelSeduction.com]

4/23/15 Derrick Pierce and London KeyesAll over the world quiet little behind-the-scenes network geeks constantly work to improve performance and security when it comes to making purchases online. Most of the time they make changes that almost nobody notices, but they strive in virtual anonymity to make our modern world a safer place — without any cool costumes or superpowers or anything. Occasionally when this happens it can mess up some beautiful code that we “front end” people created often years ago, and although things still work properly, they do not appear the same way they used to. Of course the silly women in the risqué commune think that looks count, so we’ve suddenly found ourselves doing a bunch of graphics and code work that almost no one will ever see. For the record, we love making the ladies happy, but this whole Nobody Will Ever Know stuff is just crazy-talk. … [STAR TAGS: London Keyes Video, Cytherea]
4/22/15 Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

Wet and Willing at Least

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

4/17/15 Marley Blaze

ReelSeduction

Blazing Hot (No Saddles)

[STAR TAGS: Marley Blaze, ReelSeduction.com]

4/15/15 Faye ReaganWhenever you do something for a living, at least if you have done it for a few years, you develop a certain appreciation for others that do the same job. Of course when you write for a living it can be a little disconcerting when on pretty much a daily basis you may find someone that does your job particularly well, occasionally even with rare excellence. … Consequently, rather than try and put our own spin on tax day this year, we concede the contest and humbly tip our collective hats to the writers for the Jimmy Fallon show who gave us a sterling insight this week: “Thank you Tax Day for combining the fun of doing paperwork with the threat of going to jail.” … Of course if we actually wore hats that would probably mean more. [STAR TAGS: Faye Reagan Video]
4/13/15 Faye Taylor

247AdultStars

A British Diner in an American Diner

[STAR TAGS: Faye Taylor Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

4/11/15 Shayla LaVeauxWe do not often do “explanations” per se, for a deceptively simple reason: Even if we did them only on those “when called for” occasions, we’d still spend the majority of our time trying to clarify what we were doing in the then by definition minority of the time. Not only does that sound unpleasant, it also sounds really, really boring. We make a slight exception today, however, since giving the “411 on 4/11” seems like just the sort of thing we would do. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Julia Ann Video, Janine Video, Dyanna Lauren Video, Shane Video, Chasey Lain Video, Summer Knight Video, Tiffany Mynx Video, Lacy Rose Video, Ona Zee Video, Diedre Holland Video, Lena Video, Alex Jordan Video]
4/10/15 Jackie Avalon

ReelSeduction

American Dulce de Leche

[STAR TAGS: Jackie Avalon, ReelSeduction.com]

4/9/15 Kylie Ireland, Lyndon Johnson, Steve Drake

KylieIreland

Jeep Trick

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Lynden Johnson Video]

4/7/15 Cassie Laine

ReelSeduction

Nether Regions — FlyCAM

[STAR TAGS: Cassie Laine Exclusive Video, ReelSeduction.com]

4/6/15 Chantelle FoxCall them Tub Travails. Call them Faucet Foibles. Call them simply Water Woes. … When a group of ever-the-helpful Americans try to teach an itty-bitty British porn star how to enjoy a bathtub fixture in a singularly expressive way, well, turns out it helps if they did not design the tub for soaking. We’d call it Masturbatory Malfeasance, but we probably have enough terms to satisfy Chantelle Fox already. She certainly wasn’t satisfied any other way. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video]
4/3/15 Brooke Haven

ReelSeduction

Cowgirl Clit

[STAR TAGS: Kaylee Rayne, ReelSeduction.com]

4/2/15 Kylie on the Radio

KylieIreland

Everything was Vibrating (#45)

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio, Cricket Audio]

4/1/15 Capri Anderson & TenayaWe love learning things around here, which quite honestly hardly qualifies as the most bizarre fact about Risque. That said, we just learned that should one be in Georgia, one cannot legally carry an ice cream cone in one’s back pocket, if it happens to be a Sunday. … Good to know. … We also learned that should one be a bisexual Porn Valley Performer, someone has to be your first on-screen lesbian experience. Tenaya, for example, chose Capri Anderson as hers and members get to watch. … Suddenly that no ice cream in the back pocket limitation does not seem nearly as onerous. [STAR TAGS: Tenaya Video, Capri Anderson Video]

June 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/29/14

Beware the Caption Conflagration today, although we have made it fairly easy to avoid, what with us being all kind and benevolent and stuff. We have also provided excellent diversion in the form of Shayla LaVeaux and U.K. star Chantelle Fox. You may consider them separate, but equal, in fine constitutional manner. We did need to say for the record, though, that the Sonny and Cher references were not our fault. … [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Chantelle Fox
6/23/14

Do you know the difference between a complex sentence and a cat? Well as it turns out you can learn some fun things while reading Stephen King — a chap possessing a literary expertise you will likely never, ever see around here quite honestly. On the other hand, you will find us substantially less gruesome as a rule too, and we have a lot more beautiful naked women. So there’s that. … Oh! The difference between a complex sentence and a cat? … One has claws at the end of its paws … [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Dee, Alexis DeVell, Kaylan Nicole, Taylor Hayes, Chasey Lain, Devinn Lane, Doria, Jenna Jameson, Renee LaRue]

Juli Ashton
6/19/14

We all like watching athletes going for the win. If we’re going to live vicariously through them, we sort of expect them to do things we cannot accomplish on our own, after all. Being extra-special, naturally, Cytherea takes that concept one consonant further as she opts to go for the “Wynn” — as in Tyla. Interestingly enough, as she adds one little letter, Cytherea removes all of their clothes. Seems like an excellent trade for the vicarious amongst us. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Tyla Wynn Video, Roxetta, Michael Ninn]

Tyla Wynn on Cytherea
6/15/14

One could make an argument that the sum total of all human knowledge appears somewhere on a t-shirt. “Never underestimate the immense power of Stupid People in large groups” seems to be the current office favorite, although between all of us, we have quite a selection. We could easily have “What’s your funniest t-shirt?” in the job application form, truth be told. On a topic completely unrelated to stupid people — and not in a large group anyway — we get well read with Riley Reid for a bit today. [STAR TAGS: Riley Reid, Kylie Ireland Video]

Riley Reid
6/12/14

Nobody likes missing “The Moment” at any time. When, however, “The Moment” includes an afternoon alone in a hotel room with Shayla LaVeaux while she finds various locations in which she might masturbate, well, some of those “nobody” people that missed This Moment really don’t seem all that happy about it. Seems odd, right? They get to see the pictures (and video) just like everyone else. Sheesh. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Megan Foxx, Sunny Lane, Sasha Heart, Nicki Hunter, Erica McLean]

Not Shayla. But Also Cute.
6/7/14

Testosterone just complicates things. We get the whole “necessary for the survival of the species” thing, but if you ever get a chance to visit a movie set for a show that has no males in the cast, that should be the one you make room for in your schedule. You know how obnoxious — and a little pitiful — men can be in a bar situation where they’re just hoping to get laid? Just imagine the strutting they do on a movie set where they know they’re going to. If deflated male egos did not result in time delays from deflated male “other parts” we might actually be honest about how the women on set view them. [STAR TAGS: Alexis Texas, Ashli Orion, Audrey Bitoni, Brynn Tyler, Jordan Kingsley, Kagney Linn Karter, Kayla Carrera, London Keyes, Tory Lane, Penny Flame, Nina Hartley]

Alexis Texas
6/4/14

Woe be to us and the burdensome tasks we face spending quality time with porn stars. We remain dedicated professionals, however, withstanding vast personal difficulty while bringing in the story. Hey, if you think you have ever felt like an insignificant anonymous person before, you ought to try walking into a casino with Kristal Summers. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux]

On Seeing Kristal Summers
6/1/14

The question “May I?”might be rather ingrained into anyone that went to school in America, but clearly the teachers did not have “Dee’s May” in mind when they came up with their lesson plans. Should you be a Member, then you might see “May We Please” at a different level, and as a completely different sentence fragment. Should you not be a Member, well, then that’s sad. May — the Force — IS with us. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton Video, May Video, Jade Marcella]

Juli Ashton, May, and Dee