| 12/31/16 |  To some people of a certain age, life comes down to a single question: Ginger or Mary Ann? Of course as with many queries of allegedly crucial import, a great many people will not even understand the question. This naturally makes the rest of us feel superior as we pat them gently on their millennial heads and send them on their way to watch reruns of The Great Indoors. On this day, we ask a slightly different question, however, that being, “Ginger or Holly?” to which Jerry responds with a simple, “Yes.” Some of us always thought The Professor should have tried that approach. [STAR TAGS: Rita Faltoyano, Ginger Lea Video, Holly Wellin Video, Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Lorraine Sisco, Tall Goddess, Michael Ninn] |
| 12/30/16 | 
ReelRisque Tube Socks Soirée | vid[STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Amber Rayne Video, Lexi Belle Video] |
| 12/29/16 | 
KylieIreland Contact Jewelry (#53)[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio] |
| 12/28/16 | 
247AdultStars Oh, Come All Ye Faithful
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| 12/26/16 |  Oh, the Cytherea Team had found an abundance of Christmas Joy this year, having successfully brought together a number of the Risqué Divisions all focused on one spectacular Cytherea event — y’know, which basically covers any event with Cytherea, particularly when she gets naked and squirts. Hands were slapped. Voices were raised. Smiles abounded, and much egg was nogged. It was a truly festive celebratory event! They even sent out pat themselves on the back group emails to all the important (and absent from the office for the holidays already) Risqué Leaders. Undoubtedly they foresaw raises in their futures that would make this year’s performance bonuses look paltry in comparison. They probably started looking for the next BMW up the line from their current models. … Sadly, they forgot one teeny-tiny detail: They forgot to make the pages live on the active site. … Yeah, well, oops. … Perhaps a bit more egg and a little less nog next year. Still, new-found footage of exclusive Cytherea activities, you can understand the excitement. [STAR TAGS: Amber Rayne, Lexi Belle] |
| 12/25/16 | 
GingerLynn Alana Evans – Ashley Blue – Claudia Valentine – Devyn Heart – Joclyn Stone – Britney Amber… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 12/24/16 | 
CythereasWetWorld Butterflies are We[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
| 12/21/16 |  Today marks the first day of winter — the longest day of the year — and we could think of no better way to spend all these cold nighttime hours than with Kristal Summers. We had to do a bit of finagling with ReelRisque to accomplish this golden feat, but you can’t be in this industry very long without learning your way around a good finagle. And if you ever got a chance to meet Kristal, then you know she happens to be worth a great deal of effort. If you never had the opportunity, well, we feel sorry for you. On the upside, we share. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers] |
| 12/19/16 |  Monday Night at the Risque Movies continues during this holiday season with the ever-festive Michael Raven XXX rendition of Paradise Lost. We have now progressed to the apparent Cyborg/Wench interpretation featuring Phoenix Ray and Lee Stone, which may not actually have appeared in the original Milton version, however. Still had Milton known Phoenix Ray, he would have included her in everything he ever did, so it’s probably OK. Actually, come to think of it, Phoenix has never done anything merely “OK” in her professional life. [STAR TAGS: Phoenix Ray Video] |
| 12/17/16 |  A long time ago, when the earth was green … Long-time members will recall that we tend to use that obscure 60’s song introduction when we need to calm D.Minion. … It seems, you see, that way back on October 5th when it was the most sacred of holidays — Juli Ashton’s birthday, of course — D.Minion either forgot to include the entire article in the file she sent, or someone forgot to include the entire article from the file she sent. Either way, it means more Juli Ashton, and Holiday Bliss in a potentially unconventional, anal-sex sort of holiday celebration way. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Tina Tyler Video, Serenity, Veronica Hart] |
| 12/14/16 | 
247AdultStars A Bentley in a Bed[STAR TAGS: Samantha Bentley Exclusive Video, Michelle Thorne Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 12/12/16 | 
Shayla Playing with Her TT’s[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
| 12/11/16 |  Sometimes we simply do things for no reason. Granted, someone in this office has a distinct reason for making the decision, but when anyone else looks closely at the rationale, they invariably fail to be convinced. That said, if the random decision ends up with exclusive pictures of Shayla LaVeaux naked, well, that rationale can’t really be all that important we figure. At some point we may also even figure out why a grown adult might walk around saying, “Every breath I take is a cliffhanger.” That day will probably not be today, however. Cartoons for adults have always been a controversial topic among those of the esoteric bent here. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kaylan Nicole Video, Alexis DeVell Video] |
| 12/11/16 | 
GingerLynn Zoey Laine – Priya Rai – Samantha Ryan – Brooke Lynn Santos – Dyanna Lauren – Claudia Valentine… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 12/7/16 |  We do not as a rule spend time on the maudlin or sad, and certainly not the heart-breaking. One would presume that people do not arrive at this destination searching for such sentiments, after all. Exceptions define the rule, however, and people do not lose 20-year+ friends very often, so we’re adding our names to the list of people that will be remembering Mark Stone this holiday season. We do, though, celebrate the life in our most traditional way. After all, what better tribute can there be than an illustration of the lives touched? [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Wanda Curtis Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 12/5/16 |  Most people do not think about Kristal Summers naked and then think, “You know, we should cover her entire body with gray, speckled, makeup so that she looks like a big ol’ rock.” Then again, most people do not include John Milton in their personal list of romance authors. On the upside, Michael Raven freely acknowledged getting lost on his own path to paradise, leaving us only to consider artistic merit in the adult video. Yeah, sure. That’s what we’ll be doing. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Julia Ann] |
| 12/3/16 |  Most sources define “aperture” as any sort of a variable opening through which something passes. If you think about that, you might be hard pressed to come up with (as it were) a better definition of the adult industry in general. Granted, we tend to look at things rather oddly around here, but considering what we do for a living that should hardly be surprising. Technology changes, and the aperture gets more refined — or defined in our situation. Life is short. Do all you can to enjoy it. [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Carli Banks Video, Lorraine Sisco, Tall Goddess, Michael Ninn] |
| 12/2/16 | 
247AdultStars Rub-a-Dub-Dub[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
December 2016 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Alexis DeVell| Amber Rayne| Anais| Carli Banks| Cate Harrington| Cytherea| Ginger Lea| Heather Vandeven| Heather Vuu| Holly Wellin| Juli Ashton| Julia Ann| Kaylan Nicole| Kristal Summers| Kylie Ireland| Lexi Belle| Lorraine Sisco| Mark Stone| Michael Ninn| Michelle Thorne| Phoenix Ray| Rita Faltoyano| Samantha Bentley| Serenity| Shayla LaVeaux| Tall Goddess| Tina Tyler| Veronica Hart| Wanda Curtis
Year:2016
Month:December
So you take a Blue Moon, which will not happen again for months. Then you drop that onto the end of a month that has had not only five Fridays, but five complete weekends — something that will not happen for another 823 years — and you just have to do something special. For the record, we did not check the calendars to verify that 823-year claim, but only because we found ourselves fascinated with the 
Come to find out, today we celebrate “National Hot Fudge Sundae Day,” and that makes everyone happy. Now we’re not sure who came up with this new holiday — probably Dairy Queen — but Google recognizes it, so it must be a real thing. Have you ever thought that when the machines take over the world, it will not be Cyberdyne Systems that causes the problem, but more likely Google … or maybe Amazon? Of course until then we have 
Did you ever have one of those days where you realize that some innocent little thing you did last week suddenly turned into one of those “What the heck just happened?” moments? Well, we don’t get those very often around here because quite frankly we have more or less worked bizarre into an art form over the past 15 years. Consequently, we pretty much expect anything at any time. Somehow, though, we managed to vastly underestimate the number of people that want to play with beautiful naked women on their computers. How could that have happened? Come to think of it, “What the heck just happened?” [STAR TAGS: Alexis Love Video, Daisy Marie Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Chantelle Fox, Lynn Gambles, Melissa May]
No American can really think of the Fourth of July without thinking about bursts of color. One may also think about grilling, playing softball, drinking beer (often while actually playing softball), and for a few of the fortunate ones, small town parades. While we do appreciate our English friends’ offer of sending us some tea to celebrate this day, we think we’ll just go with our own 
Today we called upon our friend Monique Alexander who (sadly) had nothing to do with 
