Filed Under: Syren Sexton

January 2011 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/30/11	If you do a little über-view of Shayla’s diversity, and then you get the chance to continue with the Dee on KSEX medley, well, it makes for a mighty fine tune, truth be told. And assuming that watching crazy people do gymnastics with snowmobiles, or all the “best” pro football players pretend to care about the Pro Bowl in Honolulu, we once again give you something to feel good about today. And adult sites really should concern themselves with making people feel good, right? It sure seems like that should be a minimum standard anyway. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Kylie Ireland]
1/25/11	So you’re sitting in a bar, or on a beach, or in a lobby of a fancy hotel – that doesn’t matter in this part – and a beautiful porn star walks up to you and says, “Hey, do you want to have sex with me? You can bring your friend.” … Yeah, so that doesn’t really happen all that often, even for those of us that hang around them all the time. Still, when you’re talking about Shayla LaVeaux, just about anything can come up, as it were. Many things besides cups can begin to runneth over, if that’s clear enough for you. And if you’ve ever wondered why we love traveling with Shayla, well now you probably don’t anymore. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]
1/23/11	How long has it been since you read a story that begins, “Once upon a time?” Well, fortunately for you, D.Minion comes to your rescue today, as she relates a Lilliputian moment in the life of Cytherea. As with most tall tales, you might do well to ignore the scary parts. Too much imagination can be a dangerous thing, after all. Of course too much imagination also led to every great invention in history, so there’s that. … All in all, we should probably just enjoy Cytherea, as she enjoys her “Donny Lad” (with some enthusiasm as you might imagine). Then we can all be happy we get to watch those frigid championship games from the warmth and comfort of our living rooms. (Don’t think too much about “frigid” either. There’s that too much imagination thing again. … ) [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Video]
1/20/11	As most of you undoubtedly know, Hu visited the President this week. Who? Yes. … That’s enough. You get it. … The point here being that one never tires of true excellence, and so far we’ve yet to see an expiration date on cleverness. Of course if you lived in Hu’s China you might heartily disagree with that last theory, assuming you were allowed, of course. Fortunately today we follow our tried and true tradition of ignoring world politics and concentrate instead on some enduring excellence in our own little (quite free, thank you very much) world. Before heading out to protest the mistreated across the globe, pause to reflect upon Shayla LaVeaux, Cytherea, Cheyenne Silver, and Kylie Ireland. Who DAT?! [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Cytherea, Cheyenne Silver, Kylie Ireland]
1/14/10	Some words really fit a situation, even if they don’t happen to be the fanciest sorts of words, thus providing the most erudite representations of keen and narrowly-focused commentary, despite their relatively simple derivation. In honor of such words, we’ve decide that WOWEE fits our return to the site after the most recent Adult Entertainment Expo. Having now at least somewhat recovered from the experience, we thankfully launch a rousing tribute to Maverick’s 247AdultStars.com Christmas as we begin wading through all the “Data” recently acquired, we do offer up a Mystery Guest today that served to make this particular trip ever-so-much more enjoyable. And in case you’re curious, not all “Data” is created equal. WOWEE. [FEATURED TAGS: Cheyenne Silver, Syren Sexton, Sophie O Brien, Rio Lee, Tracey Lain, Suzie Best, 247AdultStars.com]
1/4/11	Well, we’re not exactly off to see the Wizard, but we’re certainly off to see a whole bunch of people that the Wizard would undoubtedly prefer to munchkins. And since we’ll be gone for a week, we’ve left you with a whole bunch of things to keep you perky and pensive over the next week or so. As it turns out, having Cytherea and Shayla around makes perky rather easy around here. We will occasionally skip the pensive part with regard to these friends, however. It can make your head hurt. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Nici Sterling Video]
1/2/11	Can you resolve not to make anymore resolutions? Does that create some sort of theoretical conundrum? … Well, fortunately we don’t attempt to answer that question today, although this does seem to be the most popular approach for this new year around the office. We do have a collection of rather odd thinkers around here, and that issue we actually do address as we continue Dee at KSEX, with Kylie Ireland this time around. We have adopted what seems to be a useful philosophy for 2011, however, and you may feel free to adopt it should you so desire, even if you don’t happen to be a member and thus can’t see Dee and Kylie: You can run, but you’re only going to die tired. … You can learn a lot when you read. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Kylie Ireland]

Year:2011

Month:January

Party Like A Proper Porn Star

UKAP Christmas Party 2010 by Maverick For this year’s Christmas UKAP party, the British weather had decided to bring in lows that made temperatures start to head into the minuses. [True to tradition, something British once again decided to make the same decision over and over again. Even the weather repeats itself. Of course some […]

Stars:Rio Lee, Sophie O Brien, Syren Sexton

Location:London

Setting:Freestyle

Technique:BTS

October 2010 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/10	Goblins and Witches and Ghouls. Oh my. … Curious. Possibly creepy. We spy. … And that’s about enough poetry for today we expect. … Hey, sexual interest takes many forms, and as long as everyone playing falls into the “Consenting Adults” category, we try pretty hard to avoid judgment. Besides, on this particular day, it will be a lot more fun to think about chocolate in its various forms. Of course you might want to consider today’s videos while you enjoy something sweet. And if your personal something sweet happens to be a real live person, well, all the better. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Ashley Long, Michael Ninn Video]
10/28/10	You know how you can tell that our lives have changed, and products just aren’t what they used to be? Well, one way would probably be when you find a mouse nest in your garage made out of a d-CON box. Assuming you don’t live someplace where you notice mice trying move indoors for the winter, you might notice that current events seem a lot funnier than they used to be. We decided that the second topic would probably be more interesting than the first today. We’re clever like that. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Brittany Andrews, Capri Anderson]
10/24/10	Today the NFL has promised that they will take none of the violence out of the professional game, while they concurrently attempt to force the highly-paid players to stop hitting each other so hard. OK. So you might consider that what they’re really trying to do may be to avoid the really, really bad publicity that will result when a player breaks his neck and suffers paralysis, but what does it matter really? That’s clearly a wonderful goal, regardless of how awkwardly the League has phrased its approach. For those of the decidedly less violently motivated you might consider Shayla LaVeaux and Brittany Andrews “Playing in Pastel Perfection” – these lasses pursuing an altogether different wonderful goal of their own. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Brittany Andrews]
10/19/10	… [We don’t usually just quote Maverick’s 247AdultStars “What’s New” entries, preferring as a rule to let the folks that decide to visit there peruse the European edition of the entry. Today we opted to just quote the lad. … ] “Sadly, this scene nearly didn’t ever see the light of day. One of our cameras chose this very day and shoot to go down. It locked up completely, and no matter what our tech people (and everyone else we could find around) could do, the temperamental electronics just refused to play well with others. What you’ll see today comes from a recovery of the very tape in said camera at its petulant demise. (We still shot on DV tape then.) After repeated efforts, much pleading, even more cursing, and a whole lot of video gymnastics, we finally managed to capture the tape, but not at the normal quality we would generally enjoy. We wouldn’t want you to miss out on Syren’s solo scene, however, so we added a few filters, termed it “ism” (as one of our favourite American directors, Michael Ninn, likes to call “artistic style” ) and finally bring the scene to you. No matter where you happen to be in life, a truth survives: Some women are worth the wait.” [Makes you want to watch it, right? Of course we’ve added our own little flair for those Members that choose to enter here. What’s the point of being Risqué if you don’t feel special?] [STAR TAGS: AdultStars247.com, Cytherea, Syren Sexton, Exclusive Video]
10/14/10	Driving around the circuitous streets of Los Angeles yesterday we saw a license plate that read “2GR8M8TS” on a vehicle driving much too leisurely for its presence on the 101 Freeway, truth be told. Upon reflection back at the office, the more naive among us attributed a touching “romantic” notion to the sentiment, while the more cynically-inclined pointed out that the owner could well have simply been a well satisfied bigamist. As often happens around here, though, the incident served to point out that every coin of seeming good fortune has (at least) two sides – which (also as often happens around here) provided us with a dandy segue into a discussion of modern life as a porn star performer. Fortunately for all of you, it remains easy to skip all the economic philosophy set against a current events background and just look at the beautiful women performing in a technologically advancing environment. … If more people taught economics with naked ladies, you’d have probably paid more attention in college, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Holly Sampson, Juelz Ventura]
10/10/10	Wow. Good things must be supposed to happen on 10-10-10. Honestly when we scheduled the conclusion of D.Minion’s coverage of Cytherea’s first-ever shoot for her own web site, we didn’t actually recognize the numerical significance of today. Of course we’ve never been averse to taking full credit for an absolutely accidental stroke of good fortune. Come to think of it, that must be what Sean Michaels thought when Cytherea first approached him about “trading” a little good time between them. Never underestimate the value of serendipity. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Sean Michaels]
10/7/10	Between all of the (some say vastly over-educated) people around here, we have a pretty good vocabulary en toto, as it were. (And, no, that doesn’t have anything to do with a small dog from Kansas.) That said, many times in life a 5 cent word can beat the heck out of one of those $10 ones. So with the official launch of CYTHEREA’S NEW MEMBERS’ SIDE today, and after much careful consideration, we came up with just such a perfect little word: WHEW! … Now that may not mean much to some of the less geeky out there, but if you consider the alterative approach that came in second place, “Because of the Lord’s great love we are not consumed, for His compassions never fail,” … well, you can see why we just went with WHEW. Does anyone else find it odd that the some of the most “hopeful” philosophies of the Bible come from the book Lamentations? … Yeah, we know. That’s hardly the only ironic part. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Video, Exclusive Video]
10/5/10	We’ve been crunching so much code getting Cytherea’s new Blog designed to her standards that we almost forgot a very important birthday today. OK. So the odds of D.Minion forgetting this birthday are somewhat worse than her deciding to be a last-minute write-in gubernatorial candidate for the state of California, but she’d probably have as good a chance at success with the job as either of the other two already bitter people actually on the ballot. Still she did insist we “Celebrate with Juli” today, and she even enlisted some assistance from Dee. And Juli must be in the prime of life now, or at least her age is a prime number this year. That counts, right? [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Juli Ashton]

Year:2010

Month:October

September 2010 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/30/10	You know how many modern cars have CD changers built into them these days, and most of those devices have six “slots” into which you may insert your various personal music selections? … Right. … So in one particular car this week we found the following options available to us: Mötly Crüe, Bobby Darin, Aretha Franklin, Ringo Starr, Human League, and The Black Crowes. Now you might expect someone with such diverse, and potentially eclectic (Let’s be honest.), music tastes to carry these “unusual” predilictions into her everyday day life, and Shayla LaVeaux certainly doesn’t disappoint today as she gives it “Ye Olde College Try” for our entertainment. Tied very closely to this wonderful revelation was D.Minion’s glee at discovering she could do this in boring old computer code: ♥ … . Simple pleasures, y’all. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux]
9/27/10	What if you make moccasins out of a water moccasin? Is that redundant? Well while our (significantly less than, truth be told) Illustrious Leader was off contemplating important issues such as this over the weekend, those less philosophically inclined were left behind to launch the proper celebration of Dear Maverick’s Birthday (as you can see below, actually). When His Pickiness returned, it seems that there were some very slight – hardly worth mentioning, really – variances between what happened and what was supposed to happen. Gee. Some people have no sense of humor about some things, like spending hours and hours working on a new video display method that we sort of … well … forgot. And then there was something about a whole bunch of pictures that sort of slipped through the cracks too. Oops. … Hey, if we didn’t have to spend so much time pondering the appropriate animal skins with which to make comfortable footwear, we’d have probably remembered. It’s better now, though. Whew. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Julia Ann]
9/25/10	Birthdays generally fall in the “happy occasion” category for most of us, and when Maverick has one we get to share his gift with everyone. What could be better than a Kristal Summers Cam Show Replay you may wonder? Well, a Cam Show that also featured the ever-lovely Julia Ann, of course. It seems Mav has a thing for blondes with large breasts, but we’re thinking that he may have plenty of friends out there that understand this fascination, even if they don’t share the level of his enthusiasm. True, Kristal was in one of her Brunette Phases this time, but somehow we think that her hair color won’t keep Dear Maverick from enjoying the show. … And we need to be nice to Mav: He has to live in the rain most of the time. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Julia Ann Video, Exclusive Video]
9/19/10	Apparently after yesterday’s editorial comments regarding beer consumption and professional duties, Maverick felt a need to define (and a little bit defend) a few British traditions. Now the “point – counterpoint” approach works fairly well in conversation, but in a written environment, when you don’t get to include the final words … well … not so much. On the upside (even for the U.K. folks out there), Georgia Adair illustrates today, so everyone can pretty much ignore the “weird” as Mav puts it. There’s a saying about a pot and a kettle, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair]
9/18/10	Peeking at partying porn stars makes for a decidedly happy day, and Maverick has once again provided us just such an opportunity. Now we can’t say with certainty that the fact that these happen to be U.K. porn stars makes it even more fun, but it sure seems to. Maybe we just like seeing different women flashing and playing than the ones we usually see. Come to think of it, this might validate Ron White’s comment (that we tend to quote a lot around here, truth be told): “Once you’ve seen one woman naked, you pretty much want to see them all.” [FEATURED TAGS: AdultStars247.com, Anais, Crystal Pink, Michelle Moist, Holly D, Shay Hendrix, Loz Lorrimar, Syren Sexton, Tyler, Tiffany Doll, Kerry Louise, Sarah Jane, Tanya Cox, Exclusive Video]
9/13/10	Once again we’ve evidence of how unnecessarily complicated women can be. The current issue of Glamour magazine lists on its cover a (presumably) insightful article claiming “Ten Ways to Get What You Really Want in Bed” – which sounds nice, but has nine too many options it sounds like to us. A men’s magazine would say simply: “How Do You Get What You Really Want in Bed? Pay for It.” … See? … Sometimes perspective can make all the difference, and if D.Minion’s coverage of Exxxotica LA this summer teaches us nothing else, it should teach us that. On the other hand, any excuse for scantily-clad ladies always makes us happy – even the overly complicated women around here. [FEATURED TAGS: Exxxotica LA, Cytherea, Sunny Lane, Sophia Lynn, Joanna Angel, Exclusive Video]
9/10/10	We’re bringing in a little Brando today. OK. So technically we’re just bringing in the name, but we use it in the context of a really famous movie. Honestly, though, the movie actually sprung from an even more famous book, at least if you’re the type of person who reads. And if you’re not the type of person who reads, well, we’re not sure what you’re doing here quite honestly, but welcome anyway. If it makes you feel any better, you’ll have a lot of fun just looking at the “BTS Adornment” provided by Cytherea. You can just ignore all the words. That’s what most of the people that actually work here do, truth be told. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea]
9/8/10	Continuing our traditional celebration of really funny t-shirts, we saw one at a ridiculously fancy store in L.A. this week that said, “It’s not all about winning or losing. Well, OK. Yeah, it is.” Of course a philosophy such as this comes fairly easily in a retail establishment where some of the shoes cost more than the first car most of us had growing up. Speaking of growing up, apparently those short-legged pants have made a comeback – or maybe they never left. We tried to get the details but oddly enough the sales people at the fancy place didn’t seem all that interested in providing fashion history to someone wearing a 20-yr-old Denver Broncos t-shirt. Go figure. … And what does all of this have to do with Capri Anderson? … Thankfully very little. We’d warn you about the Mary Tyler Moore references today, but that would spoil all the fun, now wouldn’t it? [FEATURED TAGS: Capri Anderson]
9/2/10	No one can be quite certain why all of the sudden quotes from The Great Gatsby keep coming across the posting desk, but apparently someone has started college again and has found themselves in an American Lit class. That said, the following does indeed have some bearing on today’s introspection, albeit more in the addendum than in the information proper. “Americans, while occasionally willing to be serfs, have always been obstinate about being peasantry.” … And if you don’t understand (or don’t care) about the expatriate Mr. Fitzgerald, well, just look at the conclusion of the Cytherea having fun being a voyeur story. We all get to pick our own drummer. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea]