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August 2013 Risque | What’s New

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Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/29/13

As real football games move closer to a reality, D.Minion has us toeing the line on timing her Intimate Encounters 3 BTS Exposé to coincide with Denver preseason games. Not really a football fan herself, though — except for the naps she plans for the third quarter of every game — DM somehow miscounted in developing her strategy. Next week the Meaningful Games begin, so not to give anything away, but you might see the end of DM’s sojourn up a little early on the web, regardless of the date over at the side there.[STAR TAGS: Tasha Reign Exclusive Video, Sophia Knight Exclusive Video, Breanne Benson Exclusive Video, Jeanie Marie Sullivan]

Breanne Benson — The Woman with NOT the Dragon Tattoo
8/26/13

Apparently over in England they have something called the “Late Summer Holiday” which as near as we can tell just means: We couldn’t think of a good reason to take a day off of work, so we’re taking a holiday today anyway Also as you might expect in the “United” Kingdom, the various countries seem to celebrate this holiday on different days. On the upside, since it doesn’t really mean anything, when you celebrate really doesn’t make much difference. Very efficient, that. Now since Maverick lives in London, we decided to celebrate his non-work today, by showing off some of the work he did over here, over yet another holiday, ironically. Any excuse for a holiday works quite well with any excuse for Cytherea and Cheyenne in a tub we figured. We’re clever like that. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Cheyenne Silver Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Inari Vachs, Phoenix Ray Video]

Cytherea & Cheyenne — Pre Bubbles
8/24/13

Preseason football continues today (at least for the important team), and — much more importantly to some people — so does D.Minion’s exposé on Adam & Eve’s Intimate Encounters 3, on set with Chris King. You can see beautiful naked women any time (although granted not many of them look like Tasha Reign), so it makes sense that you might want to watch football first, and kitchen sex next, but you can choose for yourself. Some people make weird choices we have learned. Like some people still visit Indianapolis on purpose, even though they got rid of Peyton Manning. [STAR TAGS: Tasha Reign Exclusive Video, Jeanie Marie Sullivan]

Tasha Reign
8/22/13

Some of you might have thought that we only get to vote in important elections in November every couple of years. Well, that turns out not to be true. If taxing your knowledge of adult movies and stars seems too difficult, however, you might feel more comfortable helping Shayla think about her new video requirements … or you can just let Cytherea inspire you to some Recreational Nudity of your own. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Julia Ann Video, Monica Mayhem Video]

Emote When You Vote
8/17/13

Around these parts, when D.Minion has a decree it’s sort of like hearing she went up on a mountain and talked to this shrubbery that was on fire. She knows “exactly” what we must do, and regardless of any violation of our pyrotechnic sense, we just do it anyway. So when she says we will post Day Two of Intimate Encounters 3 in four parts on the next four days the Broncos play, well, filled with admirable religious fervor we exclaim, “Okey dokey.” … Let Tasha Reign. [STAR TAGS: Tasha Reign Exclusive Video, Jeanie Marie Sullivan]

Tasha Reign
8/13/13

The number “8” being lucky in Chinese culture, combined with the number “13” being unlucky in ours, pretty much meant we had to do something today. Of course seeing as how it happens to be 2013, and the head of this operation goes by the name Lucky, well that just adds to our mystery — although we use the term “operation” loosely here. That said, an adult web site does seem like it should operate pretty loosely, all things considered. [STAR TAGS: Austin Lynn, Hillary Scott Video, Michael Ninn]

Great Hillary Scott
8/12/13

Without even meaning to, we have completely solved the education problem in America today. Come to find out, all we really need to do boils down to providing much more interesting visual aids in the learning process. Of course as purely altruistic sorts, we have not even considered that vast wealth that should be coming our way just any day now. Somebody should tell somebody. [STAR TAGS: Kaylan Nicole, Shayla LaVeaux Video]

Aide de Risque Camp
8/9/13

Most of us have probably never been at work when the woman in our life showed up and said something like, “Gee, honey. You’re working so hard today. Why don’t you lie back and let me give you a blow job while you’re waiting for them to need you again.” Of course most of us never dated Audrey Hollander and worked in adult movies. So there’s that. Somehow D.Minion missed the explanation for that little aside on the set of Nympho 2, but she didn’t miss much else. [STAR TAGS: Hillary Scott Video, Tall Goddess Video, Annette Schwarz Video, Adrianna Nicole Video, Jessica Jammer Video, Stacy Valentine, Audrey Hollander Video, Nikki Nievez, Michael Ninn]

Nympho 2 from Ninn Worx
8/8/13

We have this year rather a larger contingency than usual of the “Oh, God, no! Not another football season!” philosophy. As per usual, however, the leader here does not attend that school and thus as a group we remain “interested” fans of the NFL — certainly not overly interested, though. Certainly not that. Some of us still like Cytherea’s new cam show feeds better, for example, although we tend to be quiet about that little fact. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Anais, Kylie Ireland]

The Cy’s Have It
8/4/13

Clothes may perhaps make the man, but after considering Maverick’s variations on a Cate Harrington theme, we think that clothes don’t really have all that much to do with making the woman. As football season draws near once again, this time we find ourselves quite worried about what may happen to Londoners should an NFL team really be based there. The guys will all be chasing Kinky Cate. They’ll never get any practice done. [STAR TAGS: Summer Brielle, Austin Lynn, Maddison Hardy, Sassy Meli, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Cate Harrington
8/1/13

Having taken a quick poll in the office, it turns out that not one of us can name a single person that has ever darned their socks. Nor can we think of anyone that still makes them with yarn. Despite this evolution into the modern age, though, we nonetheless ended up with “A Darn in the Yarn” for Shayla today. Living with porn stars may not be exactly what you might expect — or it might be, presumably for those with a firm tie to the realities of everyday life — but whatever the case, we do things a unique way with risqué, and we freely admit mistakes when they occur. Apologies take way less effort than defense we have learned. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

Very little yarn. No darn.
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October 2008 Risque | What’s New

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Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/28/08

Apparently the “business” Internet connections in the U.K. don’t function the same way as the ISPs do over here in civilization. Poor Maverick has waited almost a week to get his connection back, as they keep sending someone out to “try something” and then it doesn’t work so they just promise another technician will be by in 24-48 hours. … For our part we decided to help the chap out by posting his 247 update and telling everyone about it here. This method has the distinct benefit of allowing us to say pretty much whatever we want, and he can’t even check it to defend himself. We’re off to LA for the next “super-secret” shoot, but rumor has it that we’ll at least be able to talk about it next week, so that’s a plus. First thing we’ll do when we get back this weekend will be to make corrections to protect Mav’s reputation. … Probably. It would be wrong to title this Sandie Caine is Able, right? [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Sandie Caine]

Sandie Caine, Conveniently
10/24/08

So it may not rank up there with Aristotle and the Round Earth theory, or Pythagoras and his Theorum(s), or Newton and the Apple on the some silly scale like “change the evolution of human thought and civilization” or anything, but today a new risqué author confronts a challenge of impressive proportions as he attempts to set about placing porn in relative perspective. That said, we will warn you: History is good — often sad, generally misremembered, and continually open to debate, but “good” in a wholesome sense of the word. Our dear historian here, however, should probably spend just a little more time on the language arts, however, at the very least learning a few more words. He should be more intrepid, for example. For our part, consider this a most winsome threesome. [FEATURED TAGS: Monique Alexander, Penny Flame, Charlie Laine]

A decidedly not very intrepid, Monique Alexander, Penny Flame, and Charlie Laine.
10/20/08

It seems that the St. Louis Rams have suddenly decided that they’re a professional football team. Hmm. Apparently some things do change. Closer to home, D.Minion has decided that she’s a “very” big fan of Dee, Mr Marcus, and Juli Ashton. Hmm. … And apparently some things do not change. Now if you’ve decided not to watch the Broncos on Monday Night Football on ESPN this evening, because you really don’t care, you at least have some other — certainly more nude — forms of entertainment with which to fill your time. Naturally we don’t understand that decision, since these video clips will be here tomorrow too, but you do have that options. … See? Some things definitely do not change. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Dee Video, Taren Steele, Charlie, Nikita, Shayla LaVeaux, Rayveness, Vicca, Exclusive Video]

Dee. Shyness assured by white latex. Dee's not always shy.
10/16/08

Maverick has a bit to say about Harry’s last party today, what with him being all in the party mood again with Vegas and mucho porn partying on the horizon. For our part we bring some party favors in the form of a delicate “Pink Package” to add to the festivities. That’s said, it’s still before Halloween here and before the Presidential Election, as you certainly can’t miss hearing about unless you’re living under a rock or something. Still, according to many, many television commercials, they’re even “finding the Internet” under remote rocks these days, so who knows? We do know that the candidates ought to address the resilient “truth in advertising” issue tonight, along with the more predictable “Economy” and “War” and “Ain’t this current President sucky?” comments. Thinking about Halloween, D.Minion has already begun buying candy (because she loves any excuse for sugar), and yesterday we ate an entire bag of Smarties in the office. You know that this morning not a one of us felt appreciably more intelligent at all? Fortunately, you don’t have to be really bright to know what “Pink Package” refers to. That’s handy. … [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Wendy Divine, Chasey Lain]
10/9/08

Ah, but sometimes you just love the easy ones. Not that we’re saying you could consider Lorraine Sisco “easy” , of course. Because that would be wrong. But during her Tall Goddess days she certainly qualified as a daring and curious lass, and to her credit she hasn’t forgotten the fun of that type of — call it performance. Also when the entire focus today has to do with a refreshingly positive outlook on higher education in America, well, you take your respites when you can. If congress hasn’t taught us anything lately, we should at least try to remember that. Well, we should remember that and it’s very good to be an AIG executive. [FEATURED TAGS: Tall Goddess Video, Exclusive Video]

Lorraine studying deeply. For sure.
10/5/08

Juli Ashton celebrates a birthday today, and thus D.Minion happily compiled a celebration in her own odd way. Imagine that. … Then we pointed out that Juli shares a birthday with one of the original risqué contribution team, and yet D.Minion has overlooked him completely. As only DM can do, when faced with the apparent contradiction, she explained simply, “But it’s Juli.” Oh. That helps. We’ve given a more complete analysis of the — call it thought process — here, just in case you decide that watching the NFL seems like a good plan. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, D.Minion]

A vat of the Juli Ashton recipe.
10/3/08

You ever meet anyone that just can’t throw anything away? To these unusual creatures “old, obscure, and useless” somehow morphs in their brains into “retro, cool, and valuable,” and most of (read: sane among) us have no idea how this happens. Well, D.Minion has been a bit ill lately, giving her an unusual amount of time wandering the recesses of her … um … unique abode. Understanding that this place boasts overflowing shelves of Sonny and Cher dolls, you can see that it always frightens us when DM spends too much time there. The brain can only take so much 70’s influence before it starts rebelling, at least that’s our theory. Now consider the “super-secret extra collection” of risqué memorabilia she unearthed recently, and you have some idea of what you’re in for today. It won’t make anything easier to “grok” (since we’re using retro terms), but sometimes just trying to figure out how you got to a place can help. At least you can try to avoid the problem in the future. For our part we’ve issued an official memo forbidding D.Minion from ever getting sick again. [FEATURED TAGS: Keri Windsor, Rayveness, Alexis DeVell Juli Ashton, Taylor Hayes, Taren Steele, D.Minion]
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June 2006 Risque | What’s New

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Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/29/06

We have a curiously brief report on Erotica LA today, possibly having something to do with D.Minion’s sudden (and almost unexplained) incapacity. Gee. We just can’t figure out what happened. But there are 60 pictures here, and some video clips of items seen at the show that almost uniformly have no practical application. Come to think of it, that pretty much defines our goal in life. Hmm. [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Lorraine Sisco, Julia Ann, Jessica Drake, Christy Canyon, Ginger Lynn, Exclusive Video, Lon, D.Minion]

If the shoe fits ...
6/25/06

LA Erotica was actually a bit wackier this year than it has been historically, and we’re blaming D.Minion. That seems fair since she’s been hanging out with Lorraine Sisco altogether too much and has plastered us with 310 pictures, a secret mpeg, and 3000+ words covering the bizarre second day of Lorraine’s The Catalyst. These two women should quit hanging out so much together, and so we’ve decided just to tie DM to a chair in the office, or maybe to one at her house so she could commune with her cat. We’re definitely breaking her keyboard, so enjoy these Mega-Epics while you can. Some day we’ll look back on this and laugh … She swears. [FEATURED TAGS: Lorraine Sisco, Faith Leon, Daisy Marie, Adriana Sage, Emily Marilyn, Marie Luv, Jassie, D.Minion]

Lorraine and one of the more compliant models.
6/20/06

It’s a bit of nostalgia, with stories of a young Devinn Lane, and it’s a bit of awe, as we look at all the Wicked Pictures can do with a DVD release, and it’s more than a bit of the shamelessness that makes us loveable that we’re offering today. Well, maybe we’re not loveable, per se, but that’s really the only word we could think of on the spur of the moment, and we didn’t want to delay you any further from D.Minion’s review of Wicked’s Camp Cuddly Pines Power Tool Massacre. Don’t pay attention to us when there are beautiful naked women to look at for goodness sake …. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, D.Minion]

This is another picture of Heather Vuur, who has absolutely nothing to do with today's story, but dang ain't she pretty?
6/19/06

Well don’t everyone fall off of their chairs or anything, but we’re back again. The new system seems to be working remarkably well (although we’ll almost certainly regret saying that). We’re going with just a typical little D.Minion story today, this being her “pre-production observations” of Sacred Sin. We looked at the entire story in Word and learned, much to our dismay, that the entire discourse covers some 10,027 words. Since a picture is worth a thousand words, our immediate suggestion was to just give y’all a dozen pictures and let you keep the change. D.Minion’s look was not one of adoration at this suggestion, however. So we’re breaking it up, and we promise to get through it all – if for no other reason than everyone here is pretty much afraid of D.Minion. Women in their 40’s get a little scary you know … . [FEATURED TAGS: Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Not a comment on the American political system at all. ... Really. ... Swear. ...
6/18/06

This isn’t so much a “let’s see if this works” kind of thing as it is a “OK. Fine. We’ve been promising you we’d do this since the Dark Ages (translation: Before Sacred Sin), so now we’re finally doing it.” sort of thing. That said, we still ended up with a rather intimate portrayal of a Fine English Lass named Faye, courtesy of our friend Maverick. Granted, Mav sometimes forgets to focus, and he never once looked into the background of the shot, but considering what Faye was doing and what she was (or was not) wearing, we can kind of understand the scattered approach. For an evolved amateur, Maverick seems to be catching on just fine. He even included a couple of variations on a video theme that we’re just going to stop talking about now, and for the record, we’re just going to assume he’s not the “P” in “POV” … . [FEATURED TAGS: Faye Rampton Video, Exclusive Video, Maverick]

Faye, with an apparent chill in the air.
6/17/09

Experimentations and Confirmations continue as we struggle desperately to find something to serve the dual purpose of being interesting for you, and giving us a chance to stretch the limits of our server capabilities. The first video footage of Michael Ninn’s big movie for 2007 and the first explicit images of New Ninn Contract Star Heather Vuur seemed like they might suffice. Hey, you make do with what you have to; that’s what we always say. It’s a dirty job … . [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vurr Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Jassie Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Heather apparently ponders ...
6/17/06

Those of you that have been members for awhile will recognize the “Gee, we tried to automate the mechanics here, and we’re just sufficiently weird in the way we approach the web that even really smart web people can’t figure out how to fit us into any sort of automatic database system.” Ah, well. Quite honestly this isn’t the first area in life where we’ve continued to learn that we just don’t fit in all that well. … So we’re back to the old “do it by hand” method, and we’ve got to run through the variety of different types of posts that we do in order to be sure everything’s back to normal — well, normal to us. You can start today to see if things Clique for you as they have for many people (judging from sales of the title), and we’ll move along to the next “hand-crafted” category. You know, if you find yourself in this sort of situation in your own lives, you might just start considering yourself an “artisan” like we’ve decided to do; it beats the heck out of the “Gawd, I’m a dinosaur.” sort of philosophy. [FEATURED TAGS: Tall Goddess, Jenaveve Jolie, Teanna Kai, Katie Morgan, Tyra Banxxx, Jamie Huxley, Charlotte Stockely, Somaya, Havannah Ginger, Lorraine Sisco]

Katie Morgan likes artisans.
6/6/06

Carol will now be officially happy, as still images accompany the video footage today. … We’re back, as you can tell, and that was an E-Ticket Ride and a Half, truth be told. We’re teasing a bit of Sacred Sin today (that was the movie Michael just shot) and we’re giving you even more insight on Heather (and Jassie, and Dee, and Nevaeh, and Monica Mayhem, and etc.) and because D.Minion insisted we’ve even included a picture of Nick Manning naked. … Ahem. … You owe us for this one, Carol. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Jassie, Nevaeh, Monica Mayhem, A.J. Bailey, Brooke, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minon]

Heather Vuur, as it turns out.
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The Catalyst via Lorainne Sisco

Lorainne Sisco presents The Catalyst
“The Catalyst” (Or “It Takes A Village To Make a Porn Movie”) by D.Minion DAY ONE Some porn sets are creepy like the old meat packing plant, and some are uncomfortable like the mansions that won’t allow people to sit on the furniture, but some are happy and welcoming and feel like home. My new […]
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