Julia Ann

Julia Ann’s 40th Birthday Party

After what seemed like hours, Lon finally returned … with a grin you couldn’t wipe off his face. He confessed to having spent $160 on his lap dance. I couldn’t believe it! “Did she blow you?” I asked. (No, she didn’t.) Apparently it’s just difficult asking a beautiful naked girl to get off your lap when you’re having fun! [Also, they saved $10 by not having to pay to get in.]

All during this time two or three girls would take the stage, slither around, work the poles, and tease the audience. As we were watching, we ran into Julia’s friend Gina. (She started as a fan and ended up as a friend, so we have a lot in common!) Gina said Julia Ann’s show would begin at 10:00 pm. I was sucking down Red Bulls, so hardly noticed that it was closer to 11:00 when Julia took the stage. [Well apparently she noticed a little bit because it made it into the story here. We can see that, right? … Come to think of it, I probably should have had that “Don’t let D.Minion drink Red Bull” speech with Lon. … Oops. … Anyone remember what happens to Gremlins if you get them wet?]

The invite-only crowd went crazy! She started with Hey, Big Spender, and ended with an erotic candle wax show! Whoa! [Don’t you just love irony?]

Shayla took a wad of bills (plus a couple of mine) up to the stage to tip her friend. As soon as Julia spotted Shayla, she crawled right up to her gave her a big kiss. Ooooh! Another patron began throwing handfuls of bills onto the beautiful birthday girl. Out of nowhere I thought, “Make it rain!” TI has been so ubiquitous these last few months, that even this middle aged throwback knew the correct terminology! [Texas Instruments? Treasure Island? … I must be too young to get this one. I’ll have to ask one of these old farts when we get them both playing Keno in the diner at the Riv. … This might be a good time to mention that the photos that accompany this story don’t actually have anything to do with the story, though. You can’t take pictures at a strip club, obviously, but D.Minion did find the very first pictures she ever took of Julia Ann at her very first convention. Rumor has it that they arrived by chariot, but we’ve been unable to verify that. … Odds are good that D.Minion will be explaining more via the Message Board, by the way. Drop by there once in awhile. You just think it’s weird out here.]

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