Lorainne Sisco presents The Catalyst

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'The Catalyst' from Lorraine Sisco. Risque.com photographs by D.MinionAs Kimberly was getting dressed, TG explained the scene to her. Kim should be aggressive. She should act angry, and should toss mannequin parts at her scene partner Scott Nails. (Luckily Scott didn’t have a probli with that!) [Well, of course not. The guy makes adult movies for a living. Hell, he was probably on a rooftop with a latex-adorned angry woman throwing mannequin parts at him just last week. Probably ….]

And while the scene should be aggressive, it should not be “porno.” Saying “Spank my ass,” is fine, but Kimberly shouldn’t use “fuckin’” in every sentence. I’m sure that audiences get tired of “Spank my fuckin’ ass. This feels so fuckin’ good,” etc. [Right. Lorraine explained that to me too, how “Spank my ass” is infinitely preferable to “Spank my fuckin’ ass” …. Remember when we explained about questioning artists?]

'The Catalyst' from Lorraine Sisco. Risque.com photographs by D.MinionKim finished slipping into her outfit – skintight latex with holes cut out so her “naughty bits” showed through. “TG,” I deadpanned, “Did you notice that Kimberly’s cootchie is showing?” “It is? Oh my goodness!” she gasped, laughing. (I thought it was an excellent look!) [Hey, she could wear it to my house for dinner.]

Next the neck-corset was fastened onto Kimberly’s neck. I mentioned I was a bit fetish couture-challenged, right? I’d never even heard of a neck corset. The corset was sort of a large, vinyl collar that tied in the back. I can’t even wear a turtleneck sweater without pulling it away from my neck, so even the thought of the neck corset completely freaked me out. Kim had no problis with it though, slipping it on like a favorite T-shirt, and heading up to the roof for her scene!

Kimberly stood on the roof, Los Angeles at her feet and mannequin parts beside her, as the cameras began snapping Pretty Girl photos. The first question, of course, was “Boa or no boa?” When in doubt, accessorize, I always say, and I guess TG felt the same way because on went Kim’s boa. [So Kim had the Boa and the Constrictor, then, right? (Sorry. Sometimes I can’t help myself.)]

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'The Catalyst' from Lorraine Sisco. Risque.com photographs by D.MinionStanding on the trunk (that was filled with mannequin arms and legs) and holding her boa aloft, she almost looked as though she was about to fly off the roof! [Well, that might be stretching it, but it was an interesting look.]

After posing with a mannequin head a la headhunter, and then posing with the very dapper Scott Nails, it was time for the scene to begin. Kim followed TG’s directions to the letter, pacing, smoking cigarettes, and angrily throwing mannequin body parts about. Hands flew off arms, and heads were decapitated. Just another day in porno-land. [Right. Who knew it was possible for Michael to be such a bad influence after just one movie?]

Apparently Kimberly’s anger was directed at Scott, because she began hitting him with mannequin body parts. Luckily, Scott is very strong and very tough, because the parts just bounced off of him like bullets bouncing off Superman! [Oh, dear. D.Minion apparently has a new lust interest. … Superman? … Just shoot us now.]

It was time to cut the thousand dollar outfit so that Scott could get to Kimberly’s cootchie. TG explained exactly how to cut and tear the dress. If it was done correctly, the costume could be repurposed in another movie. If it was done wrong, TG 'The Catalyst' from Lorraine Sisco. Risque.com photographs by D.Minionwould be left with unusable latex rags. TG made a tiny snip in the material. Scott took the scissors, but before the cameras rolled Kimberly turned white as a sheet. “I barely moved,” she whispered. “And the dress ripped….” Kimberly looked as though she might cry, but TG calmed her down. “Don’t worry,” she said. “We’ll fake it!” The rip was perfect. The dress could absolutely be used again. And with clever camera angles, no one would know that Scott was only pretending to cut the outfit. Ah, the magic of the movies! [Maybe I missed something, but didn’t we just give the secret away?]

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Scott went down on Kimberly, and suddenly she didn’t seem angry anymore! Then Kim went down on Scott, and no one was angry! (See, if there was more sex in the world, there wouldn’t be wars and fighting!) [Of course if everyone had to wear outfits like this there would be a lot less sex. Ergo latex causes war. Now isn’t this an educational site?]

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