4/29/21 |
GingerLynn A Canyon of Christy[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Christy Canyon Video] |
4/27/21 |
GingerLynn Friends with Girls[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Drew Hurlie Video, Envy Mi Video, Ivy Leaguez Video, Lyla Lei Video, Sassy Video] |
4/25/21 |
Cythereas Detained with Profit Motive | vids[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Hollie Stevens Video, Alicia Alighatti Video, Emily Evermoore Video] |
4/23/21 | A rose by any other name would still not be the name of the new extended feature on Risqué we begin today. Well, it would not be the name if you chose the name of any other flower, we mean. (Nor would it match if you picked a name like pangolin, hydrometer or spork, but that gets us way off course, so we should stick to botanical reference.) … Now if you picked a name that constitutes part of a rose, you might come up with Petals in that case, which would in fact make you a winner today. Taken in the right light, therefore, we are almost as good as Shakespeare. Cool. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video] |
4/22/21 | We tend to celebrate Earth Day more than most offices probably. There just seems to be something nice about a holiday not yet overtaken by the greeting card — or worse now, eCard — industry. You just feel good getting out and planting a tree, or picking up trash, or whatever, giving a gift “outside” your circle and immediate family. Giving something to hundreds or thousands of people that you will never, ever meet simply seems good, and we all need something to feel good about these days. Of course giving your grandma a gift may help you end up in her will, whereas giving to the Earth will not have this benefit. If the Earth dies, well … no need for a will. [STAR TAGS: Faith Leon] |
4/21/21 |
Shayla Fans of Divergent Fables[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kaylan Nicole Video, Lacy Rose Video] |
4/21/21 |
GingerLynn Christiana Cinn Talks | Twitches[STAR TAGS: Christiana Cinn Video] |
4/19/21 | When in doubt, either have sex at a strip club or watch a woman masturbate by a pool. That’s our philosophy. … OK. So not really a “philosophy” in the sense that we practice this every day or anything, so maybe it would be more of an aspiration than some personal credo — albeit one with a very fine “asp” on display, come to think of it. … If you have a very strong preference for, and belief in, the type of modeling clay you prefer, would you then have a Play-Doh Credo? … These are the types of questions which remind us that we could perhaps need a nap. You might prefer an analysis of Makayla Cox and Rio Mariah before yours. … Hey! Come to think of it, we can blame it on Rio. Cool. [STAR TAGS: Makayla Cox Video, Rio Mariah Video] |
4/18/21 |
ReelRisque If Looks Could Thrill pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Lilly Banks Video] |
4/17/21 |
Shayla Amazing (and Friendly) Feats[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cheyenne Silver Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland] |
4/15/21 | Y’know, if they keep changing the date of the annual “Tax Day” then people will start forgetting what day it should be every year. More realistically, if the pandemic forces us to change the date next year, we have a whole lot weightier problems than figuring out when we get our refunds back. So there’s that. To borrow a term from both economics and biological science, that will definitely qualify as an unmitigated bummer. Of course when one illustrates with Mia Malkova it does tend to distract from really dull concepts like amortization of fixed assets. Mia does, however, possess some excellent assets. And she balances exceptionally well too, come to think of it. [STAR TAGS: Mia Malkova Video, Veronica Snow Video, Marly Brinx] |
4/14/21 |
GingerLynn Rhymes with Goonies[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Bionca Video, Heather Wayne Video] |
4/13/21 |
GingerLynn Y’Know, That One Spot[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Amber Lynn Video, Annette Haven Video] |
4/11/21 |
GingerLynn Aubrey Gold – Taylor May – Carrie – Kianna Bradley – Ally Kay – Hyapatia Lee… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
4/11/21 |
GingerLynn The Icon in Rare HD[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
4/10/21 |
GingerLynn Maidens Numbering Ten[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
4/10/21 | So D.Minion walks into the office yesterday proclaiming, “In springtime a lizard’s fancy turns to romance.” … Now we’ll explain later why none of us was as surprised by that commentary as we might normally have been, but for now just be assured that her written contributions to the site today have nothing reptilian about them. Base certainly, but absolutely mammalian in origin. Of Metropolis this may be, but the slant comes about as pure Risqué Country. (Have you ever seen one of those lizards that does pushups to show off to everyone around? That’d be what we’re doing now.) [STAR TAGS: Brittany Andrews Video, Cynthia Pendragon Video, Nina Dolci Video, Pason Video, Sarah Blake Video, Dolorian Video, Vicky Vette Video] |
4/8/21 |
GingerLynn One Just Got Away[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Melissa Jacobs Video] |
4/6/21 |
Cythereas Friends with Bad Bob | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Sasha Heart Video, Tessa Taylor Video] |
4/5/21 |
Shayla Seeking Sonya | vid[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
4/3/21 |
GingerLynn Book of Scraps[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Stacy Donovan Video, Lois Ayers Video] |
4/2/21 |
GingerLynn Angel of Her Eye[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Angel Video] |
4/1/21 | After careful consideration (and some really annoying dancing) we have decided that more people should write songs about ice cream. Should you be confused, we can offer some advice: If you have never seen the Geico commercial with Tag Team doing a parody of their own big hit, well, DO NOT. You will never, ever, get that jingle out of your head. … French Vanilla, Rocky Road / Chocolate, Peanut Butter, Cookie Dough … EEEK! Fortunately today we are neither trying to sell you insurance nor do we have anything more than that to say about ice cream. In fairness, we will admit that some of the flavors we do offer today can be a little cold on occasion, however. Fortunately, they still look really pretty that way. [STAR TAGS: Blake Blossom Video, Lacey Lennon] |
Filed Under: RisqueNews.com
March 2021 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
3/29/21 | Some jobs look a lot easier when you look at the completed project than they would likely be if you tried to do them yourself. For example, we are not sure how they get all those perfectly little round portions of Babybel cheese, but it has to take some experienced ranchers and a bunch of really talented cows, right? … Fortunately we have more supine, as compared to bovine, interests to consider today — at least as far as one of the consenting adults goes. This, you see, happens to be a job perhaps not more difficult than you think at all. Sort of like the people that clean out Porta Potties. That has to be truly as awful as we all imagine, right? [STAR TAGS: Vanessa Lane Video] |
3/28/21 | Consistent with our ongoing discoveries of just how wildly different all the “Sister” Commune sites happen to be, we ran into a Cytherea preference over the last few years of putting up entire movies where she shows up in the cast, but may not be in every scene. Consequently our Highlight it in New Stuff when a Star Video Reappears strategy does not entirely fit the scenario. So now we have a new plan for these. … Although the scenes themselves will continue to basically magically reappear in the background on the individual sites, when the relevant Team finishes an entire show, we will make note of it here, so nobody misses anything. Applying this theory today, you can once again enjoy Cytherea is a Lesbian Squirt Machine in all its Lesbian Squirting glory. Around here we really thought they should have named that “Second to Nun” … but that could be because we tend to be overly tired these days. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Rebecca Bardoux Video, Brandi Blunt Video, Alia Janine Video, Ashlee Graham Video, Tristina Millz Video, Dior Love Video, Olivia Wilder Video] |
3/27/21 |
ReelRisque The Big (Alarming) Bang | vid[STAR TAGS: Priya Rai Video] |
3/26/21 |
Shayla Titillation for Taylor | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Julie Cash Video] |
3/25/21 |
Shayla Crewzin’ for Who’s In | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
3/24/21 |
GingerLynn Zoey Laine[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Zoey Laine Video] |
3/23/21 |
GingerLynn Alix Lovell[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Alix Lovell Video] |
3/21/21 |
GingerLynn Adessa Winters – Miley May – Hope – Cameron Dee – Jessica Ryan – Sabrina Deep… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
3/20/21 |
ReelRisque Selective Strippers | vid[STAR TAGS: Audrey Bitoni Video, Gianna Lynn Video, Mya Luanna Video, Sammi Rhodes Video] |
3/19/21 | Did you ever have a conversation with someone at work, and as they walked away you realized, “That person doesn’t have a frickin’ clue what I do around here?” … Yeah, well that happens to everyone, which explains why Dilbert tends to be hysterical to anyone who has ever worked in an office, while also explaining what you are about to see today, should you click on the enticing photo of Priya Rai. Of course you can also click on her linked name, as usual — which interestingly is part of what we do around here. Copywriting? Not so much. [STAR TAGS: Priya Rai] |
3/18/21 |
Cythereas Good Clean(ish) Fun | vid[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
3/17/21 |
GingerLynn Photoflesh for Fantasy[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Raven Video, Danica Rhea Video] |
3/16/21 |
Shayla Poolside Porn Party | vid[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Nina Hartley Video, Taren Steele Video, Toni James Video] |
3/15/21 | Now that the (really boring) background code work on the video player has at least reached the stage of, “Well, we have a couple more sites to do, but at least now we know how to do it” stage, we can finally return Welcome to the Valley back from hiatus today. Presumably this will be met with universal cheers and applause — however socially (or otherwise) distant that may be. After all, how could we have made it through the final quarantine push without knowing how the pursuit of Sarah Blake turns out? You have to look forward to something besides Cracker Barrel and Krispy Kreme being in the same Grub Hub delivery, right? [STAR TAGS: Justine Joli Video, Sarah Blake Video, Mari Possa Video] |
3/14/21 | There are various ways to interpret the phrase “Coming Along Nicely” when you work in our business. In this case one could be referring to the efforts nearing completion which will allow Cytherea’s site to bring all those videos back online in the post-flash video world. Fortunately, none of this will affect the amount of times Cytherea flashes at all, in case you were worried. Also, despite office rumors to the contrary, we did not in fact have to come up with a waterproof video player to host Cy’s remastered videos — so we can just put those rumors to rest. As for the other potential way to interpret Coming Along Nicely… yeah, we got that covered too. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
3/13/21 |
GingerLynn Busting Balls in the Nicest Way[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
3/12/21 | No matter how busy you may get in life, you need to always make time for lesbians. … (We should make t-shirts with that slogan, right?) … Well, in honor of that philosophy, we had to stop the leader’s “can you make new code work in all these old site configurations” task and ask him to take a look at the conclusion of our Tara Loves Shyla feature. As D.Minion will soon point out, while en medias res may be a perfectly fine method with which to begin a story, ending one via this technique may well leave plot people frustrated. The less plot-oriented folks will likely not be frustrated at all, however, because, y’know, lesbians. [STAR TAGS: AnnaBelle Lee Video, Shyla Jennings Video, Tara Lynn Foxx Video, Ana Foxxx Video, Cindy Starfall Video] |
3/11/21 |
GingerLynn POP and Definitely Fresh[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
3/10/21 | The joy and beauty of a completely custom web site becomes apparent when you realize that you do not find yourself constantly limited by rigid structure of what elements MUST go where, and what pieces you CAN and CANNOT use for any given story. The horror and frustration of a completely custom web site becomes apparent when you suddenly have to republish those thousands of unique pages and you realize, “Oh, dear. We did this differently every single time.” … On the upside, it gives us a chance to relive some truly Stellar Moments in Risqué History, and believe us when we tell you that at times like this, you find yourself grasping for those silver linings. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
3/6/21 |
ReelRisque Nocturnal Nuzzle pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Alexandra Ivy Video, Jana Jordan Video, Faye Reagan Video] |
3/4/21 |
GingerLynn Groom with a View[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Envy Mi Video, Drew Hurlie Video, Angel Smith Video, Divalicious Video, Ivy Leaguez Video, Noah Angel Video, Sassy Video] |
3/2/21 |
GingerLynn Ginger Feels Like an Orgy[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Lynn Ray Video, Pamela Jennings Video] |
3/1/21 |
Shayla Because Eno Rocks | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |