Tenaya had always fantasized about being in Playboy, and is extremely open and comfortable about sex and nudity, but she isn’t stupid. When Tommy offered to take naked photos of Tenaya to send to studios, magazines, and photographers, Tenaya told him she’d like her sister Megan there with her to chaperone. Tommy sent out her snapshots, and the calls began coming in! [Times like this make me feel really old. I love my brother, but if someone wanted to take naked pictures of me, and I were concerned about my “safety” (or any other issue), he would definitely not be my first choice to accompany me to the set. If anybody understands this reasoning, please feel free to email in and educate the aged ones here.]

Megan, an aspiring artist [as well as the aforementioned sister], touched up Tenaya’s makeup as I asked some of my patented questions. Ahhh, sitting cross-legged on the bathroom floor, talking to a beautiful model. Yes, it was all coming back to me! [Reviews at the office on the topic of D.Minion remembering this group of questions were mixed, truth be told.]

In the last two months, Tenaya has made seven movies. She is girl/girl only, but enjoys boys as well as girls in her personal life! Tenaya laughed when I asked her what her favorite punctuation mark was. “No one has ever asked me that before,” she giggled. But she immediately had an answer for me! An exclamation point, because, “It’s bubbly and loud. It’s as enthusiastic as you can get on paper!” My condiments question got a grin, too. “I like all condiments,” Tenaya laughed. “It just depends on what I’m eating!” She did confess an affinity to wasabi since she adores sushi! Although Tenaya doesn’t have a computer right now, she is very computer literate, and likes “cursive-ish, princess-type fonts.” She has a Monroe piercing just above her lip, and both nipples pierced. Both “hurt so bad.” But Tenaya said it wasn’t a pleasure/pain thing. She likes to be different and thought the piercings would be hot.

Tenaya’s only tattoo is an Arabic word, pronounced “gooah” on her wrist. It means “strength” in English. When I asked why it was in Arabic writing instead of the ubiquitous Chinese characters, she said it was because EVERYONE has Chinese characters [hence their ubiquitous nature, after all], and she likes to be different. Also, she has many Arabic friends, and enjoys the culture, especially the beautiful singing and dancing. [I’ve mentioned this before, and it comes up in one of the next “Tenaya Installments” on video, but it has always seemed foolish (at best) to me to have a tattoo placed on your body that you cannot read yourself. Don’t you just think that every time she shows the tattoo to someone that does speak Arabic, they’re probably laughing hysterically on the inside?]

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Tenaya says that she does sing, but not if anyone is listening. Her sister Megan has heard her  a couple of times and says she has a lovely voice, but usually only the bathroom walls or the inside of a car get to listen to Tenaya’s spontaneous “concerts.” [Speaking of Megan, while we oddly did not get anypictures of the tattoo of alleged “strength” on Tenaya, DM did get a few shots of Megan’s rather more elaborate artwork. Just so you know, by the way, although she wouldn’t want either for a tattoo personally, D.Minion did make clear that she prefers the “ganosh” to the “Ganesh” — which we all agreed with. OK. So we’ll get back to List #2 …]