Late Breaking Nudes

Special to Risqué News
by Inari Vachs

It’s Friday afternoon. Manager Smith and I are on our way to Laughlin, NV to the annual Laughlin River Run where one can expect to find 80,000 bikers with the baddest Harleys ever seen. What business do I have with that many bikers? No, not another gang bang — get your heads out of the gutter — I was looking to buy a hog! [One presumes she wanted bacon? Personally I had a lot to learn on this little soirée. For example, this might be the first time in history anyone has ever used the term “soirée” and “hog” in the same story.] And I was also there with Julia Ann to promote Naughty Amateur Home Videos for Playboy TV, of course!

[Nearly eight years to the day have passed since we first ran this story in the members’ section, but we were on set recently talking to a young woman considering a contract with a “new” company making lots of promises. We could have simply set her up with membership access and pointed her to the correct page on the site, but honestly it seemed easier just to post the story out in the free area. We have chosen our friend Lorraine “Tall Goddess” Sisco to illustrate the story because talking about paperwork and promises can be, well, just about as exciting as it sounds. Pictures of pretty people always help. Also, Lorraine happens to provide topical relevance as you will see should you decide to read along. Bet you can hardly wait…] Continue Reading Risque →