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August 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/30/03

You know, occasionally our old buddy Bert comes up with some great ideas. His poetic review of Ninn Worx’ Fem: Diva inspired this week’s “Weekend” — displacing D.Minion’s “favorite” Olivia Del Rio, in fact. We’re pretty sure Bert can make this up to DM with copious beers at the Members’ Party in a couple of weeks, and we’re also pretty sure the rest of the members will thank Bert. Look at it this way: You’ll get to see Olivia eventually, and Anais is truly a feast for the eyes (and possibly some other stuff). In the words of the man, “It serves as a sanctum where intimate desires are explored and shared pleasurably with unbridled passion.” Wow … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Jassie, Olivia Del Rio, Jessie V., Teanna Kai, Devon Michaels, Nautica Thorn, Ramona Luv, Michael Ninn]

Anais, circa July 2003
8/27/03

On a day when, accompanied by Anais, Dee did her first radio interview as an official “Risqué Client” (obviously talking about the upcoming party), we’re giving you what we consider to be perhaps the best set of behind-the-scenes pictures D.Minion has ever shot. This set also includes, among its 134 members, the very best photograph of life on a porn set we’ve ever seen. You can read about Dee being Mama Bear at Mamacitas, and then you can go check out our friends at Video Team that allowed us to be on set. They’re very nice folks over there, and they have fun and interesting movies. We like them. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Daisy Marie, Alexis Amore, Ice LaFox, Ramona Luv, Olivia O’Lovely, Athena, Alaura, Estephania, D.Minion]

Dee with her constant companion: The Phone.
8/23/03

We have sort of a Ninn Worx Weekend today, as we met our topic of conversation on a Ninn Worx set, but these are not technically Ninn Worx pictures. Still, we’re not above using the thinest of excuses to show off a new pretty naked girl (who became Cytherea), and we’ve got an exceptional one today. All in all, it might be the beginning of something new, and that’s rarely a bad thing. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Michael Ninn]

Ethereal Cytherea
8/22/03

Most of you probably know that Juli Ashton doesn’t really fit the typical “Porno Girl” mold; Juli’s actually very bright (as are several other performers as a matter of fact), and so when she called in the other day with a quote that she’d read and wanted to share with us, we listened. If you’ve been a member for very long, you know that we tend to be fairly optimistic around here, and pretty much live with the philosophy of “playing the cards you’re dealt.” Juli’s quote, however, says that ever-so-much more eloquently: “Of all the things that might have happened, only one of them actually did.” Cool, huh? While you’re ruminating on the ramifications of this philosophy, you might check out Night Calls, August 13, 2003 and check out the girl that can put both legs behind her head at the same time. Also cool … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Nicole Oring, Holly Hollywooe, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Juli Ashton, Tiffany Grannath, and the red couch.
8/19/03

Honesty would actually prevent us from claiming that ALL of the Risqué clients over the years have turned out to be far along on the “human sanity” scale, but, hey, retrospect is for whiners anyway. So on a day when we received a phone call to tell us of the supposed lengthy incarceration ahead for one former client, we happen upon a little story from May of 2001 that focuses on a different one. However, while we’ll confess to not always picking the most rational, or even ethical, of clients EVERY time, we can say one thing with complete candor: Some may turn out to be wacky, but darned if they aren’t all beautiful. We’re glad we ran across this, and we hope you enjoy it too. It’s a wonder we can find anything at all around here sometimes. Then again, I lose my shoes at least once a day. I wonder what that means … (It means you should stop reading and start looking at pictures.) [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Serenity, Stephanie Swift, Sydnee Steele, D.Minion]

Devinn Lane. Not Pictured: Serenity, Stephanie Swift, Sydnee Steele.
8/16/03

We’re giving D.Minion a time to vent today, as she recounts her supreme sense of violation by the recent burglary of our humble offices. At least she managed to keep her amazing sense of photographic composition as she chronicled the event, so that’s interesting. However, given our keen understanding of human nature, we’re thinking this may not actually interest a great many of you, so we’re also giving you 25 rather fetching pictures of Sunset Thomas naked, courtesy of our friends at VCA. You can read, or you can look, or you can read and then look. But remember this: Somewhere out there is a member for whom these pictures of Sunset may spawn a wide variety of emotions … [FEATURED TAGS: Sunset Thomas]

Still Life: 5:00 a.m.      Sultry Sunset Thomas
8/15/03

This week’s Ninn Worx Weekend highlights a new series for the blossoming company called Pop. Apparently there are women out there that simply don’t like giving head, but we don’t actually know any of them, and we’re quite satisfied with our circle of acquaintances on this “front,” as it were. The initial episode of Pop — featuring our own Anais and Georgia Adair, only with 18 other lovely lasses — begins what we’re thinking will be a wonderful addition to the Ninn Worx line. Our task over the next few weeks will be to create video clips for the members, so that they might be able to more accurately form their own opinions on the explosive subject. We’re all about scientific curiosity around here … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Georgia Adair, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Faith Grant, Nikita Denise, Nikki Blond, Michelle Michaels, Shayla LaVeaux, Vanessa Virgin, Sylvia Broone, Mandy Bright, Aurora Snow, Alexis Amore, Ashley Long, Nicole Sheridan, Chloe Dior, Mia Smiles, Veronika, Michael Ninn]

When Anais gets blue, or, more accurately, blows ...
8/12/03

She meanders in the conversation; she forgets that her camera actually has a verticle option (not that anyone out there would notice); she even makes up words. Apparently even the “insiders” that live and work in the XXX world can get a little flustered when the naked reality hits home, as it were. Consider today this potential, as Dee Deftly Dazzles D.Minion. Hmm. Speaking of the XXX world … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Definitely Dazzling Dee
8/10/03

At a time when all of the sudden there are hundreds of people that feel themselves qualified to not only lead the state of California, but to dig it out of potential monumental disaster, we’re pausing here to look at a more “microeconomic” view of the state of the state. We thought you might be interested in looking at Anais’ first couple of days on the job, and learning about the derivation of her name. Hey, we figure anything’s a welcome distraction from hearing more about “The Governator.” (We didn’t even make that up: It was an actual headline on one of the two major Los Angeles newspapers a couple of days ago.) [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Jassie, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]

We HOPE Anais will be back.
8/8/03

You know, we’ve discovered over the past few months that there’s very little in life that’s as “becoming” as our own Georgia Adair. Hasn’t fate smiled on her, then, when her first XXX release came out with the title Becoming Georgia Adair? Today’s Ninn Worx Weekend explores this budding phenomenon, while paying tribute to life, history, and Vince Lomardi. Don’t worry we’re not going to charge extra for it … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Faith Grant, Michael Ninn]

The auspicious Georgia Adair
8/6/03

Today is Night Calls Wednesday. Aieee! However, arbitrary PBTV executives have changed it this month to the second and fourth Wednesdays of the month. Nooo!! However, Wendy Divine is back, and she was a guest on Night Calls, July 16, 2003. Aieee!!! It’s plain to see the Aieee’s are above the Nooo’s, and really what more can you ask for in life? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Wendy Divine, Daisy Marie, Katie Morgan, Lon, D.Minion]

Still Divine, Ms. Wendy
8/5/03

Today we’re all about the power of The Men in the business, sort of. It’s possible we’re about how little power “The Men” actually have, maybe. Turns out there’s something just a little more central to the “essence” of your basic XXX feature. Turns out Shayla LaVeaux learned that somewhere along the way. Maybe that’s why everybody loves Shayla, and the rest of us continue with our “Best Laid Plans of Might and Men.” [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Risque News Insight]

Shayla LaVeaux wins the face off.
8/4/03

You hear a lot of things about being “proactive” rather than “reactive.” And we pretty much know by now that being “radioactive” is a bad thing, at least for people. However, today’s D.Minion Marathon enlightens us as to how wonderful it can be to be “Interactive.” We’re thinking this has something to do with our old buddy TJ Hart too. Call us crazy. [FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart Video, Aria, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Most famous bald guy in the office -- with the most ironic name.
8/2/03

We’re talkin’ bare skins and pig skins on this Ninn Worx Weekend. That of course makes it unusual in its own right. Having been unusual most of our own lives, we’re thinking we just need the one excuse. Now all we need to do is think of it. For your part, you can just enjoy the 120 images from Euroglam: An American in Budapest. We should say something about the universal language here … Is it love, or is it the NFL? [FEATURED TAGS: Jodie Moore, Vicky Broone, Nicolette, Carolyn Cage, Judith Bodor, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Besame Mucho ...

August 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/30/02

We’ve mentioned the Night Calls team before, but now they’re really proving themselves. It’s actually kind of nice to just get a disk with the instructions: “Here. Put this up.” It’s even nicer to not be responsible for all the really bad puns in this Night Calls, May 15, 2002. The problem is that we don’t have anything captivating or clever to say here when we don’t do the set. So we won’t. We’ll just “put this up.” May the Farce Be with You … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Georgia Adair, Devinn Lane, Wendy Divine, D.Minion]

Juli in the shower. Always a good beginning.
8/30/02

D.Minion pointed how we’ve been remiss in publishing her topical articles, and since summer’s almost over, we thought we’d bring you Kristal Summers’ tour of “Erotica LA” this past June. (Well, we’re actually publishing because it is topical, and, well, we’re just a little bit afraid of D.Minion–on sets she’s known as the Paperwork Pitbull–and we thought it best to remain on her good side.) Whatever the case, take a glance of some XXX stars just hanging out and visiting, and think of all the fun you’ll have doing this at the Members’ Party … Signup is closing soon. If you’re interested, let us know. [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Kristal Summers, Dee, Shayla LaVeaux, Devinn Lane, Julia Ann, Michelle Michaels, D.Minion]

Kristal being Friend “Dee”
8/29/02

The reality of not being able to attend the Members’ Party this upcoming September 20th and 21st has started to take its toll on Inari and Julia Ann, as you can tell from their forlorn and distant faces. We’re sure they’re lamenting their conflicting schedules and trying to calm their tortured souls. Actually, they’re just killing time in Jamaica and someone had a camera. Imagine if they actually tried to be sexy. Dang … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Inari Vachs]

Inari and Julia Ann, fellow travellers.
8/29/02

While Juli and Tiffany are traveling cross-country mounting a radio attack, our Night Calls team has been hard at work trying to keep their “catch up” promises. We have the next bizarre installment from Night Calls, May 1, 2002 that involves deepthroating bananas and men having sex with watermelons … Apparently the producers were getting tired, but the women were still really sexy … Enjoy. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, April, D.Minion]

Cheating at a food fight.
8/26/02

Wow! It’s not unusual for us to receive some email when we do a post, and a great many of our members originally showed up because they (and we) love Juli Ashton and what she’s done for them (and our industry). But we got LOTS of email over the weekend. It’s a good thing most of the NFL games were Saturday, or we’d have never made it through all the email on Sunday. We appreciate the input, and SteveD’s been after us to put up some “secret” info on another scene from Essentially Shayla and Juli Too anyway, so we quick put together 60 more shots from this cult classic. (We can call it that: It’s Juli’s movie.) So check out some more from 1998, then log onto the Forum and thank SteveD for making us get to work. Then encourage him to get his butt over to the office and help … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Keri Windsor, Rebecca Lord, Risque News Insight]

Juli watching Shayla and happy newbie.
8/23/02

You know, we spend so much time talking about Night Calls that we forget what an outstanding performer Juli was in the world of XXX. In answering an email about an Ashton View title, we ran across some stills taken in sunny Florida, although it wasn’t really all that sunny when we were there on this trip. Still we have Juli, and Shayla, and Randy Spears, and a once-only performer, Taylore, and that’s plenty to pique our interest. Take a peek of your own at Snippets of Essentially Shayla. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Juli Ashton, Taylore, Risque News Insight]

The group about to grope.
8/22/02

We had a new member post to the Message Board (We call it “Forum” because that’s obviously more sophisticated.), and he lamented a dearth of recent Inari postings. We took his suggestion to heart, because we get very few actual suggestions, and we popped up a little behind the scenes story on Inari Solving Pier Pressure. We got “autiger’s” request at 8:00 in the morning. By 11:00 this same morning we had honored his request. Now y’all shouldn’t get used to that kind of organization around here, but it does go to show that sometimes pigs do indeed fly … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Stately Inari Vachs
8/21/02

Dee’s been “chaised” by fronds in low places, and we have the pictures to prove it. If you’re more of the literary bent, Dee’s convinced her new beau to put down some of his thoughts on paper so that she might publish them in her diary. Having a “Porn Star Girlfriend” sounds pretty cool at first blush, so to speak, but if you really give it some thought, it may not be the peaches and cream it sounds like. We pride ourselves on honesty here at Adult Diary, and that’s what you’re getting today for sure. Think about what it might be like, and then look at the 40 beautiful black and white beach shots of Dee. This is one fine-looking young lady, or as Maverick would say, “Damn!” [FEATURED TAGS: Dee]

Dee finest in black and white.
8/20/02

Well, we promised Juli (and D.Minion) that we’d put together a special “team” to see if we can’t get a little closer to current on our Night Calls coverage. The team seems to be pulling together, as we now have completed April. (Woo-Hoo) The team promises to keep plugging if y’all promise to keep reading; check out Night Calls, April 17, 2002 and let D.Minion know you appreciate her efforts … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Julie Meadows, D.Minion]

Pretty Tiffany Granath.
8/17/02

You can tell we’ve been beefing up our team as today they launched “Star Pages” for Shayla, Vicca, Nikita, Lola, and Cheyenne Silver–some of our favorite old friends. We have a guest editorial that introduces said lovely Ms. Silver, and you have 109 pictures of her to celebrate this massive expansion. We should warn you that viewing the set may cause a little expansion of your own, so best be prepared. We should also warn you about the “gynecological” nature of one of the pages, but we’ve made it easy to skip, should that not be your cup of tea. If it is … we hope you’re thirsty. Salud! [FEATURED TAGS: Cheyenne Silver]

A peek of Silver.
8/16/02

D.Minion’s providing quite the weekend treat as Kristal Summers, Sydnee Steele, and Nikita Denise take turn showing us what it takes to be Ms. Right. It turns out that this basically involves getting a lot of plastic surgery, and then spending a lot of time at the gym, and then you can go back and get revenge on all of the men who were mean to you earlier in your life, but we pretty much just skip over all of the moral lessons, and get right to the naked women. Hey, it’s a formula that’s worked for us thus far …. Don’t fix it if it ain’t broke, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Sydnee Steele, Nikita Denise, D.Minion]

The girl gang.
8/14/02

The Night Calls team seems to be following through with their duties, although the shock took us a moment to absorb. We’ve got the Night Calls, April 3, 2002 right here just to prove it. This one has a bit of a twist, as it has the first mention of the Message-Board Famous “Night Calls Yearbook.” Now when was Mike bringing that thing for us to scan … ? The set also has the distinct bonus of showing off our own Wendy Divine, who “demonstrated consensual restraint.” You’ll have to read it to figure that one out. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Wendy Divine, D.Minion]

Tiffany and Juli in Fishnet!
8/12/02

Boy were we embarrassed when we found out that we hadn’t put up Kristal’s New Journal Entries since April of this year. We felt sad and ashamed. We were weepy and quite nearly devastated. To make it worse, it wasn’t even Kristal that pointed it out to us, it was a conscientious member, Debbie from Cleveland, Ohio. We love Debbie, and we love Kristal, and we feel really bad. We’ve updated the journal now, and given it a new look, and, because we love members too, we’re showing you 25 beautiful new pictures of Kristal naked. If we ever get any naked pictures of Debbie from Cleveland, we’ll put those up too. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers]

Our Kristal Summers.
8/10/02

Somehow we managed to figure all this really complicated, but otherwise boring, steps necessary to begin the formal search for attendees to the 2002 Risqué Members’ Party. You’ve no excuses now, so sign up, and please act suitably impressed with all the silly graphics. We’re delicate around here. [FEATURED TAGS: Risque Members’ Party, Devinn, Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Jessica Drake, D.Minion]

An early picture of D.Minion. Really. Swear.
8/8/02

In honor of our new “Star Pages” for Devinn and Julia Ann, we decided to put up a “Behind-The-Scenes” look at Wicked Pictures’ Sex on Film. We found the D.Minion story, and then we found the 100+ pictures that accompany the three-page story, and then we noticed that DM set out to be “succinct.” To quote one of our all-time favorite movie lines: “[She] keeps using that word. I do not think it means what [she] thinks it means.” Naturally, for the sex scene stills, you should go to WickedWeb.com, but for the really good stuff, stick with us. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Julia Ann, Shay Sweet, Stephanie Swift, Nikita Denise, Nicole Sheridan, D.Minion]

Some sexy women, ready to film.
8/6/02

Juli and D.Minion are back with the next installment of Night Calls and we’re just all atwitter. And Tinker and the serious computer geeks have waded in with an evolution in the redesign they’re calling “Star Index.” Basically that means you can now easily search for our stories and illustrations on Devinn Lane and Julia Ann, and soon you’ll be able to search by other famous naked ladies that we’ve run across over the years. It took some serious code crunching to accomplish this extraordinary feat, so we’ve taken the liberty of calling the accomplishment “atwitter squared.” (We’re not real writers: We just play them on the Web.) [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Carmen Luvana, Brittany Andrews, D.Minion]

The door that starts it all ...
8/5/02

We’re not trying to complain or anything, but it’s been a little crazy around here, what with this being the busiest summer in recent memory. We thought the members might like a little peek at what’s been going on, though, so that’s what we put together. You know our motto: Use any excuse for a story that includes naked pictures of Dee. We also live by the appropriate corollary that “there’s no such thing as too many spread shots,” and rest assured that D.Minion’s hard at work on that one. We’re givers; what can we say? [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais]

Kristal's niece, Amber Summers.

August 2001 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/31/01

I promised you that the pictures of Kristal Summers that Deb took at the Renaissance Faire were not the last we would see of Kristal in that wench’s outfit. Fortunately, most of the pictures in this set are of Kristal coming OUT of that costume! Deb (God love her) convinced Kristal to have some additional naked pictures taken one afternoon recently. One thing I know for sure, I can’t get enough naked pictures of Kristal! So let’s return to those days of yore with “Renaissance Redux.” [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers]

Kristal Summers' oft ignored ass
8/28/01

The much promised launch of Inari Vach’s site looms just around the corner. It’s ripe with anticipated energy. It’s dawning in delirious and decadent damsels. Well, it’s pretty darn close, at least. And because of that, we thought we’d give you some more shots of this sexy, and remarkably uninhibited, woman. D.Minion managed to tear herself away from the “lesbian woes” book that someone gave her long enough to get some pretty cool pictures. Hmm. Now that we think about it, this was a lesbian scene from High Infidelity. Maybe D.Minion was just researching? Riiiight. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Shelby Stevens, D.Minion]

Inari contemplating lesbians.
8/26/01

OK, Juli’s got to get a day job. We’d complain about even more pictures from her, but these happen to be of the stunning Cheyenne Silver, and we never want to do anything that might discourage more naked pictures of her. It seems Cheyenne and Juli went to lunch or some such (Notice how politely we didn’t say anything about “eating out?” ); they, too, reminisced about wonderful times at Hedonism III. They gave us pictures. We’ll give them to you. There’s a lot of giving around here. There’s a lot of love in this office … [FEATURED TAGS: Cheyenne Silver, Miyoko, Crystal Knight, Juli Ashton, Becca]

Cheyenne Silver -- playing games.
8/25/01

Juli must be feeling pretty fiesty on her hiatus from Night Calls because she’s apparently reading the site. She noticed that Kristal’s Journal included mention of the trip Kristal, Dee and Juli took to a private lake when they were in Jamaica, and she brought over some pictures she took that day. She and Kristal relived special moments. It was touching. There seems to be a little touching going on in these pictures, too. There’s also a Demonic Goat, and Juli and Dee getting ready for a toga party. Next time they need to take the web crew to Hedonism III. We’re sure. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers, Juli Ashton]

Kristal and Dee -- ready to swim.
8/24/01

Well we must be on a Night Calls binge, because here we are with another look behind the scenes at Juli’s Playboy TV show. Well, we call it Juli’s show, but we’re unashamedly biased. On June 20th, D.Minion got to watch the show from the control room — a frantic place in Live TV! It also seems Juli spent most of her time having other people groom her. It’s good to be Juli. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Inari Vachs, Nicole Sheridan, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Juli's very happy.
8/23/01

Just when we thought that D.Minion was lost in Juli’s closet, she surfaces with a bunch of “old” pictures of Night Calls. (Notice how carefully we avoid even the implication that Juli would be old enough to be in actually “old” episodes?) This first bunch is from the time they broadcast the show “Live from the Riviera Hotel and Casino.” Oooh. Well, Juli got her name in lights on the Las Vegas Strip. Helmetcam got to dress up like Elvis, and you get to look at naked girls. Seems fair all around. Oh, and the “Gallery” format has proven quite popular, so we’ve used it again. Get a load of the last two images, which are the actual shooting script from the show. How did they ever get that thing on the air? We know: Juli’s a pro … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Doria, Vicca, Nikita, Shayla LaVeaux]

Juli hard prepping for the show.
8/22/01

It seems that Kristal Summers has been writing in her journal, “Blow by Blow,” but we’ve been derelict in our duty to post the entries. We’ve made up for lost time with a couple of months’ worth of new thoughts from Kristal. And, in order to appease all of you, we also posted a new Deb’s Diary entry called “A Jewel in the Desert,” featuring none other than Kristal Summers. I think we can count this as a great Summers day. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers]

Kristal Summers AND her Breasts!!!
8/20/01

The gorgeous and sexy Wendy Divine takes us to the set of Sin City’s movie “Blondes.” If the rest of the movie is anything like these wonderful pictures of Wendy, it must be a winner! [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]

Wendy, Wendy, Wendy!
8/14/01

At least one of us was so busy a couple days ago that he forgot to put the link in to all the really cool Taren Steele pictures — even though he asked your opinion about which format was better. We’d fire his ass, but he owns the place. We’ll just snicker at him behind his back, and put in the link. When you can’t get even, you can at least enjoy yourself, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Taren Steele, Vicca]

Taren, flashing, of course.
8/13/01

Wendy Divine is not only known for being an incredibly sexy young woman, but she’s also extremely hard-working. Deb had the pleasure of escorting Wendy during a very long day. Fortunately (for us) part of the day was spent on a XXX video shoot for Mitch Spinelli and Deb got some great shots! Let’s join them as we return to “Wendy’s Long Wednesday.” [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Nikita Denise]

She is Divine!
8/11/01

Well now that we’ve had a couple days of deserts, and being deserted, we thought we’d figure out a way to give our members their just desserts. (We crack ourselves up around here, btw.) Consequently we have a bit of a “test” and we’re using Taren Steele and Vicca as the naked test figures. Suffice it to say there are no wrong answers, and, yes, many desserts might benefit from the strategic application of whipped cream. Yum!! Did you know Taren Steele can make your tongue sweat? You will soon … [FEATURED TAGS: Taren Steele, Vicca]

Taren, up the beach.
8/10/01

Anyone that works in this industry knows what “Porno Time” is. That’s the difference between the time something is supposed to happen and the time it actually does. There is often the problem that things don’t happen at all – mostly erections & cum shots, but occasionally there other problems. Deb addresses these things and more in her provocatively titled piece, “Inari Vachs Flakes.” [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Inari Vachs has a great ass!
8/8/01

It’s been really hot in Los Angeles. Really, there’s been no break, consequently putting us near the breaking point, as it were. … I didn’t know what to do. I found a solution, and I decided to share it with you members. … I decided to jump into a bath with the delicious Wendy Divine. Oh yeah – things are beginning to clear up for me. That’s better! Wendy in the Bath will take care of most of my problems. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]

Wendy cools off.
8/7/01

Well, last we heard, Deb and Bernie were barrelling through the Mojave Desert, where it was 117 degrees. Apparently the “1985 Jaguar XJS V-12 Coupe with 137,000 miles on it” blew a hose. We think they’ll survive, and we think they’ll be hot and tired. Prefering rather the “Hot and Bothered,” we give you special “input” from our Dear Devinn Lane. Watch her put a whip through its paces, and then watch her keep pace with Julia Ann. All in all, this is a great pace to be. (Sorry.) When you’re done, remember to click on the obligatory plugs below. We like these girls. They are our friends. If they have money they can buy us dinner. We’ll take pictures. Promise. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Julia Ann]

Devinn's been naughty. Excellent!    Julia Ann and Devinn. Works for us.
Julia Ann's Home Site
8/6/01

It’s another day in paradise here. Well, it’s probably more “paradise-like” for those of us NOT driving across the desert with no air conditioning. Actually my father used to call this convention 2-75 Air Conditioning, which translates into rolling both windows down, and driving 75 miles per hour. As I matured, I learned to appreciate the value of the more traditional “Conditioned Air.” Having now filled you with the obligatory useless information you’ve come to expect from us, we should let you know that we have the first “siting” (as it were) from Deb as she comes cross-country like the proverbial homing pigeon. (Hmm. Were there proverbs about pigeons? Well, if not, there should have been.) Anyway, “The Jaguar Chronicles” gives us poignant insight and erudite reflection. It also gives us some serious hard core with Dee, Kristal, Inari, and the luckiest man in Los Angeles. As a commercial note, please take a gander at the critical information that D.Minion failed to include in her latest posting. Oh, and there’s more “really cute” dog pictures. I wonder about us, sometimes; I really do. Members have, not only a better understanding of all of this, but a much cooler thumbnail that we just won’t post on this side. Ain’t ethics a bitch? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Inari Vachs]

The Original Risque Dogs.
8/2/01

Check this out! Or, more accurately, as Deb puts it, “Czech This Out!!” Only Deb could run across jaw-dropping sex at 8:30 on a Sunday morning. Dee and Inari Vachs were trying their hand at producing while Lee Stone and a stunning “import” named Dominica Leoni were trying out other body parts. Just so we’re clear here, Bernie, there’s nothing “vintage” about this piece of equipment either. Just so all the rest of you are clear, Deb has outdone herself in the photography department — with 120 PHOTOS! We might mention that we have lots of pictures of muscular male bodies, both front and rear, actually, but you can do what we did and pretty much ignore that part. You don’t have to, mind you. As D.Minion is fond of opining: “We just want everyone to be happy.” We are. [FEATURED TAGS: Dominica Leoni, Dee, Inari Vachs]

Czech's here for the male.
8/1/01

We threw a party for all of our members that could make it to Las Vegas on June 1st. We’d elaborate, but that would just be mean. Maybe you should just look at the pictures from The Adult Diary Members’ Party. Maybe it’ll even be annual. [FEATURED TAGS: Risque Members’ Party, Kristal Summers, Dee, Wendy Divine, Devinn Lane, Jessica Drake, Lon, Steve, D.Minion]

Requirements for all good parties.