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June 2019 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
6/30/19 | What better way to celebrate the end of June Gloom than with Sasha Grey? At least that’s how we looked at it. Before we send you off to enjoy this parlay of “Gloom Boom” we will leave you with another thought, however. “Do not worry about hurting my feelings because I guarantee you not one bit of my self-esteem is tied up in your acceptance.” … Now we talk quite a bit about Sasha around here, but that may be the first time we have ever quoted Dr. Phil. Laughter is good. [STAR TAGS: Sasha Grey] |
6/29/19 | If you happen to be a fan of the classic “I called for someone to help with my connection, so come over here and help me” kinds of plots, golly will you be excited today. You might want to have your popcorn and frosty beverage ready when you press “play” on the scene, though. Otherwise you might miss all the dramatic build-up and be left with only the breathtaking, convincingly enthusiastic, and quite properly pierced Tarra White. How horrible would that be? [STAR TAGS: Tara White Video] |
6/27/19 | Despite our literary acumen, even we cannot often work in references to Blazing Saddles, dirty poetry, and Julia Ann all in one article. We do reference 1960’s television as well, but let’s be honest: We do that a lot. (Fascinatingly, Blazing Saddles also references 1960’s television with the exact line quoted today, in fact. We’re very deep, you know.) … There are those viewers who might be distracted by the 13-person orgy going on amidst all of this, however, so we did feel obliged to mention our adeptness here at the outset. People often miss how clever we are. It’s a mystery. [STAR TAGS: Julia Ann Video, Dani Jensen Video, India Summer Video, Jazy Berlin Video, Jenny Hendrix Video, Jessica Bangkok Video, Kerry Louise Video, Natasha Marley Video, Rachel Roxxx Video] |
6/23/19 |
GingerLynn Brandy Aniston – Dillion Harper – Alessandra Noir – Kiki Daire – Mila Jade – Kenna James… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
6/22/19 | One of our current favorite commercials features two presumably “famous” people sitting in a salon lamenting something about their cell phone storage capacity (we think). One of the people looks at the other and says, “I had to delete a picture of my grandmother, to take a picture of my grandmother.” Well, data storage space becomes an issue for us all during our lives, from the time we begin to learn until the time we no longer can — because we’re, y’know, dead. Fortunately, today we have some still living and decidedly memorable people to celebrate. You may need to clear some hard drive space. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Kristal Summers Video, Sweet Georgia Video, Georgia Adair Video, Anais Video, Becca Video, Lola Video] |
6/21/19 |
247AdultStars Cate’s Posh Totty[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
6/19/19 |
ReelRisque Many a Hair’s Breadth | pics[STAR TAGS: Nicolette Video] |
6/16/19 | You do favors for friends. You do not need much more explanation than that most of the time. They ask. You agree. … Unless they’re asking you to help hide a body, in which case you realize you do not qualify as a good friend as you are placing a call to local law enforcement. … Now when this favor involves a particularly stellar naked woman, you absolutely do it, happily even. Then you mostly just think your other friends are really boring. [STAR TAGS: Leigh Raven Video] |
6/15/19 | If you are playing a role where, for example, your character has the task of repairing a jammed printer, you might at least bring to the role some of the typical knowledge about what people do in an attempt to fix paper jams. This, of course, presumes you are of sufficient age to know what printing devices attached to a computer are, or indeed what the word paper means, of course. To accomplish this most successfully, you should at least pretend that you have no idea what a PDF might be. In fairness, should your character also know that it will be having sex with Kaci Starr in a few minutes, that might be more than a little distracting on the method acting aspirations. We all suffer for our art. [STAR TAGS: Kaci Starr Video] |
6/11/19 |
ReelRisque A Hair-Raising Beginning | pics[STAR TAGS: Kathy Anderson] |
6/10/19 |
Risqué ’TOC” Bush Mates[STAR TAGS: Sasha Heart Video, Karlie Montana Video, Jenna Sativa Video, Georgia Jones Video] |
6/7/19 | Life has topics both big and small. Unlike some other things — boobs for example — not all of those topics qualify as interesting. Being rather the fans of interesting around here, consequently, we do try to focus on that aspect when we launch a new series, in this case Solo Synchronicity. In fairness, we do not always talk about boobs, even in this new feature, but we do consider them always implied. Kind of like with Life, come to think of it. [STAR TAGS: Scarlet Red Video, Nessa Devil Video, Michael Ninn] |
6/2/19 |
GingerLynn Zoey Laine – Amber Lynn – Sunny Lane – Rachel James – Cameron Canela – Alix Lovell… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
6/1/19 | A decades-old debate has been going on between Geeks and Nerds, each claiming higher ground on the hierarchy of Not Quite Normal and Darned Proud of It. Much like the “At Least I’m Not” rationalization that exists in the world of Bikini Dancers > Topless Dancers > Nude Dancers, people create their illusions and grasp them with all their sanity. Of course only a small percentage of the “Real World” understands any of those groups, resulting in the fact that nobody much cares about the decades-old debate after all. Fortunately for all of you members, we do. [STAR TAGS: Allie Haze Video, Tia Cyrus Video] |
May 2019 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
5/28/19 |
ReelRisque The Hills of Cyan | pics[STAR TAGS: Georgia Jones, Sasha Heart] |
5/26/19 |
GingerLynn Birthday Suit Story Salute[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn] |
5/25/19 | Probably about a week after the group grew large enough to be called “women,” the rules have been the same. If you want to have a good party, you need to invite women. After a bit, the evolution of the rule became possible: If you want to have a really good party, you need to invite women that invite other women. … Then at some point in distant history, the rule evolved once more to its current state, some thousands of years later: If you have to have a really, really good party, you invite women who invite other bisexual women. We invited Shayla and Chantelle. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video] |
5/23/19 | If you decided you need on “flapper” in a scene, you might as well have three of them. At least we have always viewed it that way. That said, we can now state for certain that Bluebird’s Bonny and Clide represents a purely fictional account of the infamous adventures, because in this case Bonny appears perfectly content waiting outside while Clide gets his Flap on with a new best friend. Yeah, that definitely never happens in real life. [STAR TAGS: Sadie West Video, Krissy Lynn Video, Jamey Janes Video] |
5/21/19 |
ReelRisque The Bare Minimum | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Nicole Taylor Video] |
5/19/19 |
Shayla Prep for Onanism[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video] |
5/14/19 |
ReelRisque Reconnecting with Thee Pinyon | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Julia Ann Video, Raylene Video, Ann Marie Rios Video] |
5/12/19 |
GingerLynn Loni Legend – Alana Evans – Aleksa Nicole – Sasha Heart – Erica Lauren – Mia Austin… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career (and life) |
5/11/19 |
Risqué ’TOC” Girls in Heat[STAR TAGS: Aaliyah Love Video, Natasha Malkova Video, Soverign Syre Video, Dana Vespoli Video, Vanessa Veracruz Video, Reena Sky Video, Violet Monroe Video] |
5/10/19 |
ReelRisque Georgia on Her… | pics[STAR TAGS: Jenna Sativa, Georgia Jones] |
5/5/19 | Since we’re featuring Kylie in her cherry appearance for Cherry Pie this weekend, and considering the celebratory mood today always brings in the office, we decided to really go all out by showing the entire five scenes of the movie that served as the professional introduction for one of the industry’s truly exceptional people. We call it “Cinco de Kylie” for our purposes. In fairness, there may have been tequila involved in that decision-making process. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Jenna Jameson Video, Kim Chambers Video, Eva Flowers Video] |
5/4/19 |
KylieIreland Cherry Pie[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video] |
5/1/19 | We always like to give a little love to our friends, and some of those friends may even give gentle reminders when we do not — helpful little nymphs that they are. … So we figured May Day would be an excellent time to pull something (and push a bit toward) our friends at Penthouse. Certainly in 50+ years of publishing and 10+ years of creating television content, certainly they would have something on point for May Day. … Yeah, no. … We did find a model named May, though, and we threw in a little Monica Mayhem. So we’re gonna call it good. [STAR TAGS: Monica Mayhem Video, May] |