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March 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/28/03	Ninn Worx Weekend reaches new dazzling heights as you can now see Lost Angels Michelle Michaels, with Shayla! Some people just really age well, and sometimes they get a chance to work with people as visually talented as Michael Ninn. And sometimes that’s enough. [FEATURED TAGS: Michelle Michaels, Shayla LaVeaux, Nikita Denise, Charlie, Michael Ninn]
3/27/03	It should be enough to say that Kristal and Inari would be the Natural Selection here, but then that wouldn’t give just due to D.Minion’s unique style of presentation. In addition to the lovely ladies performing various sex acts, and insight into (now old) industry dating habits, we’re increasing the mammal and aviary content remarkably here as we have our first photos of a rooster, an ostrich, and two shots of a llama. If you’re curious, there is absolutely no sexual content with the above mentioned animals, however. Actually if you were curious, you should seek professional help. You have issues. The rest of you members can just enjoy the reading … and the view. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, D.Minion]
3/24/03	This whole war thing has kind of thrown us off kilter around here, and we just realized that we forgot to put up Night Calls, March 5, 2003 because we were busy watching us blow things up on television. Regardless of your feelings surrounding America’s efforts in Iraq, you will probably enjoy taking a small break in the action to read about Juli and Tiffany and a bunch of their naked friends. Sorry, Carol, we’ll do better next time … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]
3/21/03	This time around our Ninn Worx Weekend offers you Shay Sights, Wanda Curtis, Michelle Michaels, Mia Smiles, Jenna Haze, Nicole Sheridan, Judith Boodr, Bunny Luv, and Nikki Blonde — all enjoying themselves. If you’re a fan of solo girl action, you’ll have fun with this one. If you’re not a fan in that category, you just might be after this one. Oh, and if you look carefully you’ll even catch a brief view of our old friend Shayla LaVeaux, sans briefs of course. [FEATURED TAGS: Nikki Blonde, Jenna Haze, Wanda Curtis, Aurora Snow, Nicole Sheridan, Shay Sights, Wanda Curtis, Michelle Michaels, Mia Smiles, Jenna Haze, Nicole Sheridan, Judith Boodr, Bunny Luv, Michael Ninn]
3/18/03	It’s rather unlike us to come up with something even vaguely topical, except for Juli’s Night Calls postings, of course. She always was the timely one among us. However, sometimes something so surreal happens that it "bares" (as it were) mention in prompt fashion. You would have to be a pretty faithful member to remember back to a time when D.Minion felt shy and lonely and speechless on a XXX set, but it happened recently. We found this and other facts surrounding the shoot notable, so, clever folks that we are, we decided to note them. The movie won’t be out until May, but you can get your first looks at former Playmates and Pets Victoria Zdrok and Linn Thomas as they venture into the hard core video world. Come to think of if, that made a lot of us speechless that day, except for Michael: He just kept saying, "Damn …" That’s what you’ll be saying too after you see the 153 pictures and the 5 mpegs! [FEATURED TAGS: Victoria Zdrok, Linn Thomas, Mandy Bright, Olivia Del Rio, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
3/14/03	We have a lot of women who seem to enjoy the sexual company of other women today, as we continue the Ninn Worx Weekend fest with the final gallery from Fem 1: Aria. On the menu we find Tanya Danielle (in her first visit with our members that wasn’t in Class Act) and Laurie Wallace, which we’re not sure you’ve ever seen before. Then we have Ninn Worx contract player Wanda Curtis with "Sights" upon Shay, and Stephanie Swift’s discovery (again) Michelle Michaels briefly appearing, sans briefs, with Dru Barrymore, our candidate for the worst choice of "nom du porn" that we’ve seen in recent years. Free advice here for aspiring "Adult Actresses:" Don’t choose a stage name that actually detracts from your sex appeal and/or beauty. Free advice for members: Click on the Picture. Then send D.Minion an email that informs her she’s been totally beaten on the shameless plug game. (Be kind in your letdown ….) [FEATURED TAGS: Michelle Michaels, Dru Barrymore, Shay Sights, Wanda Curtis, Laurie Wallace, Tanya Danielle, Michael Ninn]
3/13/03	We’re saying farewell to our old friend "Nextel" Tim today, as he goes off in search of greener pastures. It’s sad, but not tragic, as we hope to see him around these parts again some day. As a tribute to his favorites, we imposed on our friends at VCA with a request to give us the publicity shots from Daydreams, Nightdreams, and they were kind enough to comply. So on Tim’s final day, he has Shayla LaVeaux, Juli Ashton, Asia Carrera, Kylie Ireland, Jill Kelly, and Missy. You all can have them on Tim’s final day too. That way you’ll always think kindly of Tim, and it’s good to always think kindly … [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Juli Ashton, Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Kylie Ireland, Missy, Mia Ciccero, Risque News Insight]
3/12/03	If Jessica Drake just weren’t so doll garn’d purty we probably wouldn’t talk about her at all. We hate to admit it, but we’re actually that shallow. She’s just a darling, though, and so D.Minion offers up her summary of Jessica Drake’s second stint on Playboy TV’s Inside Adult. Playboy has since "paused" this show, and we’re just a little bit bitter about that fact. We do, however, give you a chance to put a little bee in their bonnet about our buddy Jessica. Oh, and Bert was kind enough to share some more AEE 2003 pictures, and there’s just a little diddy about Georgia. She’s such a tease, but we love that about her. We hate to admit it, but we’re actually that shallow too … The depth around here is amazing. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Jessica Drake, Felicia Fox, Keri Windsor, Kelly Erickson, Georgia Adair, Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Christy Canyon, Alexis Amore, Inari Vachs, Ginger Lynn, Bert, D.Minion]
3/7/03	The Ninn Worx Weekends continue today with the first look at Lost Angels 2 featuring Michelle Michaels. We must admit we’re at a loss ourselves as to why we started with number two in the series, but we’re attributing it to Stephanie Swift. She was in the office this week, and she coincidentally manages Michelle, and we got to talking about her working for Michael Ninn, and then … we think we just got confused. You can skip this until we get to Lost Angels 1 featuring Nikita Denise if you want, but then how would you get your weekend going? [FEATURED TAGS: Michelle Michaels, Nikita Denise, Michael Ninn]
3/5/03	Those of you tired of seeing Kristal in hardcore action might just as well skip this post. Those of you that actually read the words will get a bonus here, however. That pretty much sums it up for today. If you’re interested, take a "Peekie at the Tiki …" (Hut, hut.) [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais, Monique Alexander, Cherry Rain, D.Minion]
3/4/03	Possessing more than the normal amount of lunacy, D.Minion outdoes herself this time around with her coverage of Night Calls, February 19, 2003. We get to talk about The Home and Garden Channel, Juli Ashton’s latest project, tofu, and the now ubiquitous topic, anal penetration of a male by a female. If that’s not enough to capture your interest, you might check out some unusually dazzling pictures of Tiffany Grannath. If that doesn’t do it for you, you might consider just going to bed. You’re obviously tired. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Aurora Snow, D.Minion]

February 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/28/03	Being low people on the totem pole around here means that we get to sit around and compile photo sets and fill orders, and organize tax stuff. It decidely does not mean that we get to visit porno sets and watch beautiful women have sex and generally just hang around naked. Being low people on the totem pole, in short, sucks. That said, we did enjoy the latest Ninn Worx Weekend, and hope springs eternal for a taller totem pole in the future. [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis, Nikki Blond, Michelle Wild, Judith Bodor, Michael Ninn]
2/27/03	In terms of a quickie “FYI” we definitely have “I” and it’s definitely “FY.” However, we’re still working on the concept of “quickie” — Dang women around here don’t seem to appreciate them, but we digress as we progress … [FEATURED TAGS: Victoria Zdrok, Linn Thomas, Michael Ninn]
2/25/03	For those of you planning your next orgy, you might want to give a look to D.Minion’s take on one Serenity put together early last year. Even if you’re not scheduling your own event, you might reconsider once you get a gander at the party Kristal and Dee got to attend. At the very least, we know whom we’re inviting to the next office party … And they don’t even have to bring pants … [FEATURED TAGS: Serenity, Kylie Ireland, Nikita Denise, Dee, Kristal Summers, Christi Lake, Zana, Cheryl Dynasty, Lezley Zen, D.Minion]
2/21/03	As per usual around here, we had to interrupt our regular scheduled “Ninn Worx Weekend” and delay to remainder of the Euroglam galleries. We did so, however, because we wanted to “Share some Shayla” with you. We don’t get the chance to do that nearly often enough anymore, but some distant rumors think that may change if a bit. That would be nice. Until then, this will be very nice, as Shayla shows off her Fem Friends. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Jenna Haze, Ashton Moore, Star E. Night, Dru Berrymore, Michelle Michaels, Michael Ninn]
2/20/03	What with all the Georgia work, getting ready for her first professional XXX feature, and the alleged visit by Maverick, we seem to have fallen behind in our Night Calls postings. It wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for the fact that Georgia herself pointed out our failings when she came into town. It seems she doesn’t get Playboy TV where she lives, so she checks out Night Calls by reading D.Minion’s accounts. Don’t you hate it when other people are right? If it makes you feel better, this installment includes a “bonus” section of our buddy Jessica Drake hosting the follow-up show Inside Adult. Hey we’re not always perfectly on time, but we always give a lot. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Aria, D.Minion]
2/17/03	Sometimes all you have to say is something like Fade to Blue. Sometimes it helps to say something additional like, “Juli Ashton, Vicca, Nikita, Asia Carrera, Houston and Amber Lynn.” Then sometimes you need to thank some people like VCA Pictures, and then you have to just shut up and let people look at the pictures. “It’s nice to see people enjoying their jobs,” is sometimes a fitting ending. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Amber Lynn, Houston, Asia Carrera, Nikita, Vicca, Michael Ninn]
2/15/03	It occurs to us that in addition to our “physical” orientation around here, we’re also following at least one of the properties that we learned in physics class oh so many years ago. Remember entropy? Well hopefully we’re a ways away from total implosion, but this latest guest editorial has many of the faithful wondering. At least we’re wondering with smiles on our faces as we shake our heads, however, and at least we remain true to our appreciation of beautiful naked women. Our guest star today focuses on Jessica Drake and Monique Alexander, and he does quite a creative “covering,” as the young ladies do an equally creative uncovering … We should warn you, the thumbnail below actually has a pithy relevance to our goals here today. You worried yet? [FEATURED TAGS: Jessica Drake, Monique Alexander, Craig]
2/14/03	We can’t think of a better way to celebrate Valentine’s Day than with wild kinky sex. Of course being of that opinion and actually being able to follow through with the desire personally have historically proven to be two rather different concepts. So for the couples out there, you might take a look at the latest Ninn Worx Weekend in order to get some ideas, if not on interesting positions, at least on wonderful fantasy mates. The couples out there should also understand that the single folks among us think y’all really suck this time of year: You’re really sappy, and mushy, and just plain gross most of the time. We’ll talk to you next week. Just give us the weekend to be alone with our singleness, oh, and Wanda Curtis … [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis, Nikki Blond, Michelle Wild, Judit Vecsey, Judith, Michael Ninn]
2/13//03	Well, it’s taken some time, but we’ve finally figured out D.Minion’s plan when she writes her annual report on the January Las Vegas Convention. She would like it to take you members approximately as long to read about the conventions, and look at the pictures, as it took us to actually attend the events. Even with imported help from the U.K. it took nearly as long to put all of this in order, giving those people that D.Minion doesn’t believe exist, the ones that just look at the pictures, a reasonable chance to find everything. Just as a summation: You have 14 pages, 219 pictures, and our two best video clips ever to see, well, if you really, really liked the hampster bits. Don’t try this on an empty stomach … [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Georgia Adair, TJ Hart, Wendy Divine, Julia Ann, Dee, Inari Vachs, Keri Windsor, Stephanie Swift, Amanda Lexx, Serenity, Jessica Drake, Monique Alexander, Fujiko Kano, Sydnee Steele, Devinn Lane, Exclusive Video, Lon, Steve, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
2/10/03	We’ve hit upon a new philosophy here at the office: If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, heap ’em with hardcore. So that’s what we’re doing to distract you from the fact that we still haven’t gotten through the volumes of information D.Minion turned in regarding the AEE. (We took classes in law school that required less reading, dang.) Until we do, you can watch Stormy Masturbation and a young porn star “Gauge” a couple of potential suitors. We explain more inside, but let’s say for now we’re quite certain about the answer to an age old question: It’s beautiful, and it’s indeed art. There, now don’t you feel better? [FEATURED TAGS: Stormy Daniels Video, Gauge]
2/7/03	Well, now Carol has a new section to give her some navigation advice, Lon has a new board so he can let us know where we screwed up, and we all have a second “Ninn Worx Weekend” to pay attention to. All in all, this seems to be shaping up right nicely. Oh, and we should give a special thanks to SteveD for the “Flying Elvis” inspiration. As you can tell from the thumbnail below, some pictures are worth way more than 1,000 words … [FEATURED TAGS: Aurora Snow, Bunny Luv, Ava Vincent, Michael Ninn]
2/6/03	We’re gearing up for another round of Naughty Amateur Home Videos with our favorite hosts of the series, Julia Ann and Inari Vachs. Back in the old days, however, Julia used to host the show with Taylor Hayes, and that’s who was there on this day when D.Minion visited the set. Well, technically Taylor was only there one of the two days for the shoot. History would show that Taylor eventually became too “naughty” for the show altogether, and Inari stepped in. Never underestimate the simple value of serendipity. The kindness of strangers is nothing compared to that. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann Video, Taylor Hayes Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
2/4/03	Today you get to take a bath with TJ Hart. At times like this, brief introduction my be a wise and understanding friend. [FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart, D.Minion]
2/3/03	Proving again that sometimes it’s enough just to be beautiful, we give you the Risqué version of a Christmas Photo. The story pretty much explains itself, but we should note that the executive that received this gift was indeed touched. He was also in a bit of a bind. He couldn’t hang the picture in his office for fear of seeming to have “favorites,” and he couldn’t hang it at home because, well, wives are funny about that sort of thing. Last seen, the picture was beside his desk on the floor, beautiful frame and all. Ah, well, it’s the thought that counts, right?[FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Dee, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Devinn Lane, D.Minion]

December 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/31/02	We’re ending the year with typical form for us. Naturally that means that many of you may just want to skip this one and wait a couple days for the next beautiful naked girls frolicking about hither and yon (wherever the heck that is). We’ve put together a synopsis of the most recent Risqué Christmas Party which we’ve entitled En Masse Miscellanea. It’s good to go to Mass around the holidays, right? Those of you that like looking at friends’ vacation photos will enjoy this just fine. Those of you that prefer hard core will like Kristal’s new Magazine Cover a lot more. (And we promised D.Minion that we’d put in the plug we forgot. Dang, man, it’s hard to remember everything.) [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Wendy Divine, Julia Ann]
12/30/02	Well the cold weather seems to be back and so Dee’s heating us up with A Couple Dirty Dozen from Jammin’ Jamaica. Technically there are 26 stunning shots here, but we’d have lost our alliterative efforts if we’d tried to have been precise, and so we chose form over substance in this introduction. Come to think of it, that’s generally our choice. We’re comfortable with it. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee]
12/27/02	Wendy is clearly Divine, and only Summer as beautiful as Kristal, Ann, Julia. In Michael Ninn’s view, however, these are among the Perfect women in our world, and that’s what D.Minion talks about today. We couldn’t have said it better ourselves … except to point out that there are 76 cool shots in this big parade. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Nikita Denise, Fujiko Kano, Michael Ninn, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
12/25/02	It’s Christmas!! We’re not too busy opening presents to forget our annual really bad pun efforts, though. You’ll probably wish you’d have sent more presents so that we might have forgotten this … [FEATURED TAGS: Merry Christmas!]
12/24/02	It’s “Dee” time for celebration and Kristal once again “bares” some mention, so to speak. This time they’re both cavorting Naked in Hollywood, or at least in the series with that title. And D.Minion sees fit to throw referance to a whole bunch of various foods based on her most important basic food group, sugar. Maybe it’s the holiday times: ‘Tis the season to show folly … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers, Nina Hartley, Keri Windsor, Asia Carrera, D.Minion]
12/23/02	We’ve got Juli Ashton and Tiffany Grannath on their Night Calls XM Radio show, this time with special guests Kristal and Amber Summers. Then Taylor Wayne drops by to talk about breasts and Juli’s secrets for having anal sex with Rocco. Many people around the world probably don’t start out their weeks this way. Our members can … and ain’t that dandy? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls Radio, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Kristal Summers, Anais, Taylor Wane, D.Minion]
12/20/02	Before the weekend we thought we’d offer up just a little reminder that our women have more to offer than stunning nude forms and obvious oral abilities. Kristal had a “Final” in her PhotoShop class last night and she had to design a CD Cover. We thought she did a wonderful job, and so we decided to show it to you. She picked a band at random, but it seems this group has been in the adult industry news lately, its lead singer allegedly talking one of our industry’s higher profile performers into walking out on her contract and her film career. We’d mention that there has to be some sort of poetic justice in Tera Patrick ending up with the head of something called “Biohazard,” but that would be inappropriate. So we’ll just show off Kristal’s talented brain … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers]
12/19/02	There was frost on the ground when we woke up this morning. Now for the vast majority of you that will not exactly constitute earth-shattering news. However, we should point out one salient fact: We don’t do frost in Los Angeles. We quickly whipped together a warming set from Inari and Dee on the much more tropical island of Jamaica. As you’ll see, they comfortably comfort each other on a comforter. Consequently, we called it “Comforter Cubed.” Capice? [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Inari Vachs]
12/18/02	Many people have very few greater pleasures than uttering Wicked Whispers. Apparently D.Minion ranks among that crowd as she extoles the virtues of lesbian sex between Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, TJ Hart, and Jezebelle Bond. Come to think of it, that seems quite a rational stance in those terms. Really pretty girls doing really personal things … that’s a good reason to “get up” today … And take some time to visit our buddies at Wicked too. Tell them we sent you and you’ll get lots and lots of free stuff: Just say we said it was fine … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, TJ Hart, Jezebel Bond, D.Minion]
12/16/02	We know you’ve probably been unable to sleep wondering how D.Minion’s account of the final day of shooting for The Devinn Lane Show, Part 2 went, and so we’ve decided to ease your torture and give you “the rest of the story” today. Note that we say “ease” your torture, rather than eliminate it, because we felt obliged to include a couple of 15 second video clips that D.Minion took on the set this day. Rather than beautiful naked women, however, we have instead short music clips featuring Mark Stone on guitar, and Evan Stone as vocalist. We don’t get naked women frolicking and masturbating; we get “Pinball Wizard” and “The Last Train to Clarksville.” Don’t worry, we’ve already talked to D.Minion … [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane Video, TJ Hart, Ruby, Exclusive Video, Kaylynn, D.Minion]
12/13/02	We interrupt this account of Devinn’s directorial return to bring you pictures of Inari lounging around naked on a couch we happened across while visiting a Georgia shoot. On this Friday, the 13th, we just couldn’t think of anything luckier … well, that you’d want to see naked … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]
12/12/02	So we’re at Lowe’s (you know, the home improvement warehouse) picking up stuff for the Risqué Christmas party and we notice an SUV in the parking lot with a magnetic sign on it that reads “PregnantPhotos.net” — underneath a tasteful line art representation of a women well into her third trimester. We thought this was strange enough until we realized that the owners had to have chosen this particular URL because someone already owned “PregnantPhotos.COM.” You can ponder yet another absurdity in modern existence, or you can continue with yourThe Devinn Lane Show, Part 2reflections with over 50 beautiful pictures. Brian will love this one: There are almost no words at all, and TJ got booty … [FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart, Devinn Lane, D.Minion]
12/10/02	Kristal has sex with two men at once?! That should probably be enough to entice you to read more right there, but if not, we’ll note we also have pictures of Devinn Lane and Stephanie Swift naked. Brevity is good. Ask Mike. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane, Stephanie Swift, D.Minion]
12/6/02	Back when we started Adult Diary it seems we didn’t really have a precise focus on how we were going to proceed. As we continue our cleaning and holiday season retrospect it has occured to us that our approach might have been more of the tried and true “shotgun” attack. You know, fire a whole bunch of little bullets and see if you hit anything that people like. We’re better now (Really. Swear.), but once again we find ourselves in the position of offering up another dose of the early days. We’ll make the same apologies for the questionable graphics practices, and we’ll again laud the fascinating content. We’ll also suggest you again stock up on eggnog before you begin. Let’s call it “Back When the Old Stuff was New, Too” [sic, we know]. [FEATURED TAGS: When The Old Stuff Was New (Archives)]
12/4/02	We waited a week to post the latest Night Calls episode because Juli’s taking a rare night off tonight, and we didn’t want all of the members to miss their weekly dose of Juli. That said, we have to admit that the new “high-tech, state-of-the-art” studio lights are wreaking havoc with D.Minion’s automatic camera settings. She’s trying to manually compensate, but there’s a lot to adjust while trying to keep up with the pace of the show. We were going to tell you just to skip the pictures this time, but then we got to the final two. They deserved their own page, so you can skip the first 38 if you desire. In the spirit of Thanksgiving at least check those two out. You’ll see why the trip to America was worth all the trouble … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Laurie Wallace, D.Minion]
12/3/02	The AVN Awards nominations are out and we give you the only admittedly biased opinions you’ll find on the web. When we become Dictator, this will all be a lot easier. Until then, you can read what we think, or you can just look at the 45 beautiful pictures that our most nominated friend has shared with us. Hopefully come January, we can all stroll down Devinn Lane. We’ll let you know when that Dictator thing happens. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane]
12/2/02	As we’re entering into the time of the industry “full court press” mode for companies trying to woo the AVN voters, D.Minion gives us a summer time account of the XRCO Awards and their wildly appealing simplicity. We should note at the outset that her less than elaborate coverage very likely stems from the fact that she seems to have spent a fair amount of time under Devinn’s table. Having seen the awards show, we can assure you of the superiority of D.Minion’s vantage point, however. And at least this posting has less than seventeen thousand pictures to look at … We’ll tackle AVN mañana. That’s soon enough for me … [FEATURED TAGS: XRCO Awards, Julia Ann, TJ Hart, Sydnee Steele, Devinn Lane, D.Minion]

Stars:Anais| Asia Carrera| Dee| Devinn Lane| Fujiko Kano| Inari Vachs| Jezebel Bond| Juli Ashton| Julia Ann| Kaylynn| Keri Windsor| Kristal Summers| Laurie Wallace| Michael Ninn| Nikita Denise| Nina Hartley| Ruby| Stephanie Swift| Sydnee Steele| Taylor Wane| Tiffany Granath| TJ Hart| Wendy Divine

Year:2002

November 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/29/02	Now that the Christmas season can officially begin, despite what Southern California retailers have been thinking since before Halloween, we’re taking a moment to appreciate the time of year for its emphasis on retrospect. Words like “tradition,” and “history,” and other such creche phrases (sorry, Lon) bring about a peacefulness, and a comfort with one’s place in the cosmos. Were that not so we would never have the nerve to draw attention to what a half-decade in Risqué evolution has meant. Each of us represents the sum total of our experiences, and the people with whom we’ve come in contact. Were it not for everything that happened in our past, none of us would be in precisely this position today. So we’re showing off a good bit of our past, and hoping sincerely you forgive us our graphic transgressions of the day. (Honestly, some of the graphics are down-right ugly.) If you do nothing else, take a look at what Nikita can draw with a trackball; these were some extraordinary women in wonderful times. Let us borrow a phrase from Prophet Garth, as we offer this representation of, in Risqué’s view, “Back When the Old Stuff was New” … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Vicca, Nikita, Julia Ann, Shayla LaVeaux, Devinn Lane, Chase Lain, Phaedra Alexis, Serenity, Asia Carrera, Taren Steele, Keri Windsor, Kaylan Nicole, Kylie Ireland] (By the way, there are 185 pages in this little trip down Memory Lane. Give yourself some time. Have an eggnog, and enjoy the weekend.)
11/28/02	We would be remiss not to add our Holiday Wishes to all of those you receive today. We hate that. Missing the first time is bad enough, but remissing really sucks. So we’ll leave you with a slice of the appropriate retrospect and the annual words of my favorite uncle, “Have a Happy Turkey Day. Eat Pizza. That will make the turkey happy …” [FEATURED TAGS: Nikita, Juli Ashton, Vicca, Alexis DeVell, Shayla LaVeaux, Taren Steele]
11/26/02	We’ve just decided to stop trying to make any sense of what we do. After putting together what in retrospect turns out to have been one of our largest single posts ever, we noticed that as a technical matter, this subject rests at best tangentially related to us. Still, when people catch our eye (our experienced and critical eye, actually), it seems worth note. Consequently, we created “A Stormy Brewing on the Horizon” and put it up for you. Hey, Stormy’s funny, and y’all know that’s our favorite characteristic around here. Sexy, willing to get naked, and funny: You’re a shoo-in for accolades. And it’s honestly nice to see success for a woman in the industry who’s not a “twig with tits” as some more crude than any of us here would be. We’re never crude. Really. Swear. So here’s the gig: There are 160 pictures, two video files, and more $5 words than you run across in a typical New Yorker Magazine article. None of this justifies our interest, of course, but it does lead us to one of our favorite excuses: “Hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time.” By the way, we have a special VIP member with us now. Welcome, Daniel. Now let’s just hope he doesn’t figure out the Message Board … [FEATURED TAGS: Stormy Daniels, Risque News Insight]
11/22/02	Kristal was bopping around her new groovy office computer and ran across some pictures she wanted to play with. We think she did some interesting work, and besides we really like Inari and Dee. We figure you will too as Inari and Dee Show us their Cannes … (We’re really incorrigible, really.) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Inari Vachs, Devinn Lane, Jessica Drake, Serenity, Risque News Insight]
11/21/02	Contrary to popular belief, the most powerful person on the planet is not the President of the United States. The President has “checks and balances” and a whole bunch of folks that look over each and every decision, mostly trying to see what personal benefit they can get, but looking nonetheless. The most powerful person in the world is the cable guy. With almost no verifiable supervision, this person (and we admit “guy” may be “girl” ) determines whether or not your Internet business can actually connect to the Internet. They have evolved the “blank stare” into an art form; they can utter the simple phrase, “Hmmm” with devastating accuracy and result. They control our lives, and we can’t vote them out of office; you can’t really even talk to them without developing a nervous tick in your left eye. Dang. We say all this because FINALLY we can get back to work — four modems, two routers, no less than seven “service calls,” and 42 hours later — but who’s really counting? So now you can read about Julia Ann and Dee in Hercules. On the upside, it was worth the wait, and we’ve got an appointment to talk to someone about that nervous tick … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Dee, Fujiko Kano, Sydnee Steele, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
11/18/02	Except for the fact that the stupid Broncos embarrassed themselves on national television again, last week was a pretty good week. We figure it must have been because we started the week with Wendy and her birthday celebration. So then we figured we’d just start this week the same way, and keep right on celebrating. This is Wendy at a Hedonism III Bus Stop, and truth is indeed stranger than fiction. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]
11/16/02	The secret to a successful web site may be to know when to “talk” and know when to just show the pretty and sexy women. We don’t often know when to do either of those things ourselves, obviously, but that may still be the secret. This time, we’re opting just to show off our lovely friend, TJ Hart and her “Hart” of an Angel. We’re going to stop talking now. [FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart]
11/14/02	Ashton View drops (by) and gives us 20 (pictures). Then we use the excuse to try to “dig deep” and explain this Darling coupling between Ava Vincent and Kyle Stone. You know, the trouble with life may be that its simplicity keeps being way too complicated. This line of thought, however, should probably be for another day … [FEATURED TAGS: Ava Vincent, Risque News Insight]
11/13/02	It’s Wednesday, so it must be Night Calls, and the team doesn’t disappoint. That stands to reason, though, since we pointedly pursue only the salient points in all of that upon which we ponitificate. Get the point? It’s probably best just to stop reading now, and relive Night Calls, November 6, 2002. We’re going to find some aspirin. Then we’re going to go look for some more pictures of Amber Michaels … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Amber Michaels, D.Minion]
11/11/02	Fair warning for Wendy fans: We’re congratulating her on a special day, and you’d best remember your thoughts too. All the folks that went to the members’ party know that Wendy hanging all over you while she’s naked may be one of the finer moments in all of life, and it’s good that we take a moment now and again to thank her for her naked self. It also makes her happy, and a happy Wendy makes for a happy web site. We’re showing off a “Hammock Set with Eric” — but it seems she really had thoughts for the photographer. Maybe the photographer made a mistake about Wendy’s intentions, but he took 40 beautiful B&W pictures regardless … [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]
11/9/02	We’re back to the basics here, as the boss-man has suggested we eschew further debate on the various intricacies of mechanical hamsters. We’ve gone back to the pretty women that make our lives such a joy. The upcoming Ashton View Basically Becca DVD has a special scene in it that our members will particularly appreciate. It’s Kristal’s first “on screen” work for us, and we’d forgotten what an adorable shy thing she used to be. She’s still adorable, even without so much of the shyness these days. See what we mean? For the record, as we replayed both the hamster approach and this original one of beautiful women and their fascinating lives, we reached a perhaps obvious conclusion. We have found it an “uplifting” old friend. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Lola, Juli Ashton, Becca, Risque News Insight]
11/7/02	We’re just being honest here when we say that most of you should probably just skip this posting. You know how it is when you clean house and get rid of a lot of things that have been cluttering up the place? Well, that happens in offices too, and so we’re just tidying up. Consequently, there’s almost no naked girls in this entry, and it seriously diverges from the fine adult content you’re used to. Still, we promised several members, and even our mom on one thing, and this is the result. You should probably skip the miscellanea and just wait a couple days. Who wants to see yet another hamster anyway? Mascot controversies are worse than quarterback controversies, after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Stormy Daniels Video, Hamster]
11/6/02	We’ve had to crack the Night Calls whip, what with the show airing three weeks in a row for the first time. Those of you that have checked out the new sounds in the chatroom know that we can now do so with sound effects, and that’s a bonus. The crew didn’t seem to mind though as they relived Night Calls, October 30, 2002 with all of its Halloween horror. We jumped right into the act too, as we realized there’s nothing much we like better than naked gouls … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Alexa Rae, D.Minion]
11/5/02	D.Minion loves Devinn Lane. D.Minion loves Devinn a lot. A few months ago we sent D.Minion to hang out on the set of Women in Uniform with Devinn Lane. What the heck were we thinking? In a posting that rivals the convention stories for length, D.Minion makes clear that she loves Devinn Lane. On the upside, we also have 113 pictures that show why this may just be a simple matter of good taste. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Asia Carrera, Lola, Nicole Sheridan, April, Tanya Danielle, Lezley Zen, D.Minion]
11/4/02	You’ve heard the expression “Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most,” we presume. That about sums it up with this posting of what happened behind the scenes of last year’s Playboy Magazine feature on “The Top Women in Porn.” True to our form, we give you the inside scoop … like Julia Ann’s horse, and Juli’s brief brush with surfing. You’ll even get to see Kristal as a golf tee for a dominatrix. We’re not sure what this all means, but then that’s the beauty of the extemporaneous: We really can’t be held responsible … [FEATURED TAGS: Brittany Andrews, Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, D.Minion]
11/2/02	As the weather gets colder and people are wearing more and more clothing, well, it’s good to live in Los Angeles. More to the point for the rest of the world, we’ve decided to take the positive step of sharing some more Cheyenne Silver with you. If 108 pictures of Cheyenne don’t warm you up, you have much larger problems. We suggest you consider running up your credit card bills … Screw the heirs! [FEATURED TAGS: Cheyenne Silver]

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