| 7/31/21 |  Giving an adult movie the title “Erotica” seems a bit like calling one of the Fast and the Furious franchise shows Car Chase. … That said, a slight possibility exists that movie producers in this industry do not have cleverness first and foremost on their minds during the movie naming process. In fact, they could be subtly indicating that a vast difference exists between copulation and love, between elegant expression and raw fornication. Still, we’re going with the first option in our Erotica Ruminations, because you will never hear the word “subtle” in describing many of these owners either. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Jill Kelly, Serenity, Rayveness, TJ Hart, Sydnee Steele Video, Charmane Star Video, Kamiko Taka Video, April Flowers Video, Envy Video] |
| 7/30/21 |  We really do listen to members around here, which probably seems odd in this day of thousands of sites being run by only dozens of companies. On the other hand, we have hardly ever been what one might characterize as “typical” in any fashion. Consequently when enough people sent emails expressing an interest in an entirely new section serving as a Full Movies index, we built one. A few still lounge in the remastering queue, but we continue to work through that — as must be evidenced by the vast expansion of “New Stuff” over the past few month — so we announce this new functionality with a quick redo where Dee Designates Dasha followed by the complete reconstruction of Essentially Dee. Mostly, we try to start everything with Dee, essentially. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Keri Windsor Video, Lola Video, Bolivia Samsonite Video, Ginny Video, May Video, Carmen Luvana, Lauren Phoenix, Dasha Video, Shay Sweet Video] |
| 7/29/21 | 
GingerLynn The Frivolity of Youth[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 7/28/21 | 
GingerLynn Rone Hard & Put Up Funny[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Samantha Rone Video] |
| 7/27/21 | 
Cythereas Hot for Student[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Angela Stone Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 7/26/21 |  When we set out to do the Welcome to the Valley SERIES late last fall, we kind of figured that by the time we wrapped it up this summer, sanity would have returned to the country and things would have loosened up a bit in our everyday lives. We thought we could celebrate the conclusion. … Yeah, well, we should have finished three weeks ago, because we’re all headed down Insanity Trail again — or UP the COVID Contamination one, depending upon how you look at it. At least we have a lot of Sarah Blake Bonus on tap, and we do in fact finish with what they called the end of the series. Clearly some of those insanity trail aficionados worked for Nectar back then. On the upside, if you have to be inside away from people again, Risqué happens to be an excellent place to ruminate. [STAR TAGS: Alex Divine Video, Sarah Blake Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 7/25/21 | 
GingerLynn Marley Blaze – Jenna Jay – Alina Long – Scarlet Red – Jenna Ivory – Chasey Lain… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 7/24/21 | 
ReelRisque Private Gifts pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Kelly Kline Video] |
| 7/23/21 | 
RisqueNews Resorting with Tenaya[STAR TAGS: Tenaya Exclusive Video] |
| 7/22/21 | 
KylieIreland & Shayla Kylie’s Lucky Bed[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland Exclusive Video] |
| 7/20/21 | 
GingerLynn Studios & Flesh[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 7/19/21 |  If you wish to have proper English tea, you should definitely try to get Tanya Tate to prepare a proper Tea & Muffin Party for you. Come to find out, you will not even need any muffins, at least of flour, yeast, eggs, yada-yada variety. Now truth be told, should you wish to view the video evidence of Tanya’s most recent party, you have to watch really, really closely all the way to the last scene to even see an oven-baked muffin. We’re thinking you might not care, however. We will advise that if you convince Tanya to throw such a tea party at your house, and her friends start wandering off into other rooms of the house, you should follow them. [STAR TAGS: Adrianna Luna Video, Samantha Bentley Video, Elaina Raye Video, Tanya Tate Video, Devon Lee Video, Presely Hart Video, Jessi Palmer Video, Celeste Star Video] |
| 7/17/21 | 
Shayla Sassy & Sweet[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Norma Jeane Video] |
| 7/16/21 | 
GingerLynn Ultimately Lesbian[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Noah Angel Video] |
| 7/14/21 | 
DeesClub Solo and Yet So Exemplary[STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 7/13/21 | 
Cythereas Mastering the Bation[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
| 7/11/21 | 
GingerLynn Anything That’s New[STAR TAGS: Alice Lighthouse Video] |
| 7/10/21 |  We have not paid nearly enough attention to Kristal Summers lately, so we decided to keep the remastering project going with an entire movie starring Kristal Summers. Granted, Monique Alexander could have been the star, she so new that she was not even having sex with men on camera at the time, but she did have three of the six scenes. Even Nikki Fairchild and jessica drake had two scenes each, thus potentially claiming the star position. But you see, we have a simple rule around here: If Kristal Summers appears in the movie with D.Minion on set to cover her, well, Kristal Summers is the star. We take comfort in simple rules. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Monique Alexander Video, Summer Haze Video, Nikki Fairchild Video, Jessica Drake Video] |
| 7/9/21 | 
Shayla Sexy Is as Sexy Does[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Sexy Vanessa Exclusive Video] |
| 7/8/21 | 
GingerLynn Practicing Naked[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Debra Lynn Video, Angela Dunlop Video, Gina Carrera Video] |
| 7/6/21 | 
Cythereas Read the Room[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Kelly Kline] |
| 7/5/21 |  In the remarkably desperate for plot series that has been dwindling down the past couple of months here, Welcome to the Valley finds itself against a backdrop of the AVN convention in Las Vegas this time around. Now to call the AVN attempt at a virtual presentation in 2021 a failure would be a huge insult to failures everywhere, so we will not go down that road at all today. Instead we will point out that with in-person events AVN has some history to rely upon. They’re better at those. When our own (admittedly virtual) in-person dalliance involves Avy Lee Roth and Holly Wellin, well, we can almost forget the mess that was the last “convention” experience. … Almost. [STAR TAGS: Avy Lee Roth Video, Holly Wellin Video] |
| 7/4/21 | 
GingerLynn Technically Not Shy[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Kylie Nicole Video] |
| 7/4/21 | 
GingerLynn Annie Cruz – Jennifer White – Alice McMunn – Jayden Cole – Nadia Styles – Alessandra Noir… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 7/3/21 | 
Cythereas Sage Against the Machine[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
| 7/2/21 |  You will see a lot of talk amongst magazines that feature naked women about “empowering” those models to be unashamed about their nudity and how these publications allow these women to assert their control over their own bodies by choosing to appear au naturel in a place any adult with fifteen bucks can then choose to view. Given that stance, then, women in the moving pictures business that make this choice — along with performing acts of a substantially more intimate nature — should be showing the most might of all. Without getting into the politics of such an argument, we can confidently say that even among that “free expression” pool, not all the women demonstrate their power equally. [STAR TAGS: Autumn Bliss Video] |
| 7/1/21 | 
GingerLynn Gentlemanly Pursuits[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
July 2021 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Adrianna Luna| Alex Divine| Alice Lighthouse| Angela Dunlop| Angela Stone| April Flowers| Autumn Bliss| Avy Lee Roth| Bolivia Samsonite| Carmen Luvana| Celeste Star| Charmane Star| Cytherea| Dasha| Debra Lynn| Dee| Devon Lee| Elaina Raye| Envy| Gina Carrera| Ginger Lynn| Ginny| Holly Wellin| Jessi Palmer| Jessica Drake| Jill Kelly| Juli Ashton| Kamiko Taka| Kelly Kline| Keri Windsor| Kristal Summers| Kylie Ireland| Kylie Nicole| Lauren Phoenix| Lola| May| Michael Ninn| Monique Alexander| Nikki Fairchild| Noah Angel| Norma Jeane| Presely Hart| Rayveness| Samantha Bentley| Samantha Rone| Sarah Blake| Serenity| Sexy Vanessa| Shay Sweet| Shayla LaVeaux| Summer Haze| Sydnee Steele| Tanya Tate| Tenaya| TJ Hart
Year:2021
Month:July
Living these days comes down to pretty much feeling like a professional funambulist. Ironically, the whole “fun” part tends to be distinctly lacking, however. Between getting glared at for not wearing a mask, to getting glared at for wearing a mask, like outside has become pretty darned complicated. How many of us ever thought we’d ever even have a remote opinion about which kinds of masks we like versus which kind we do not? How many of us ever considered owning masks in different styles and colors before a couple of months ago? Then there are the “hoax” people … which we should likely not comment upon. So we just decided to stay inside and look at 
The more things get dicey in real life, the more they seem to get dicey in our Play Misty observations. In both real and vicarious life, though, it seems that 
Spend about 15 seconds on any news program these days, and you’ll figure it out. Try going into some previously “normal” store, or basically anywhere out in public, and it might take a couple of minutes instead of 15 seconds, but you will reach the same conclusion: 
So it does happen to be “a” 14th, even though most people would not consider July to contain, 
We all happen to be living in very strange times. Regardless of what has happened when we can finally consider this whole COVID-19 thing “over” — whatever that ends up meaning — the world will be a fundamentally different place. Currently some leaders have undertaken various acts of broad, narrow, or quite possibly simply denial aspects. A percentage of the people consider those decisions wise, thoughtful, and undoubtedly difficult, albeit well-intentioned. The rest of us consider these actions, to use the technical term, completely and wholeheartedly wackadoodle. This morning a headline in the paper boasted that a local aquatic center would be partially opening soon, for example. How crazy is that? If you only partially open an aquatic center, all the water is going to leak out. … 
You knew it had to happen. D.Minion cannot possibly author an entire series of articles referencing the former mayor of Carmel, California, without eventually “splitting” off that discussion to 
We finish up Planet of the Babes today with a couple of (naturally astute) observations here, lest you miss them in the update — y’know because of all the naked people and whatnot. First, should you ever be forced to try and make your way alone in the wilderness, having Asia Carrera go with you can hardly make things worse, and might actually improve your state of mind a great deal. Granted, taking Lola too might have been even better, but apparently sticking close to the original script seemed preferable to that ending. Seems like a strange place to draw the line, but whatever. Second, and most prescient indeed, we shall quote from t-shirt wisdom popular at the close of last century: I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. … You just can’t argue with good t-shirt wisdom (or Dorothy Parker). [STAR TAGS: Lola Video]
It seemed to us that the last day of spring in this completely and wholeheartedly bizarre year of 2020 would be the perfect day to wrap up our 
Contemporary Peer Pressure. Remember when your mom asked you, “So if all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off with them?” … Well, in many ways suddenly 100% of the people in the world face basically that same question. Ultimately we all have to make our own choices, so try to ruminate carefully and consider all the people you love who may be impacted by your own “personal” choices. For our part, we have decided to “peer” in a way that should provide 
We know some people believe that being in large groups, without masks, close together, shouting, singing, chanting, and generally being raucous carries with it a great risk of contracting a potentially deadly disease. Call this Belief Option A. … We know other people believe that this whole virus thing has been blown way out of proportion and that the economy has tanked because of the fear-mongering liberal press. These would be Belief Option B folks. … Finally, we know that President Trump deeply loves his giant political rallies stuffed with adoring throngs, and he wants to get those going again ASAP. Does it not seem like both Belief Option A and Belief Option B would be in favor of the President getting exactly what he desires in this case? … We’re just spouting theory, here. … Some folks just insist on 
Use a machete to whack off a guy’s head, at which point you watch it bounce down the stairs, well, that may be Grimm, but it can be on network television. Spurt too much blood, and you’ll need to be over 17 or with your parents (in the United States) to watch that same scene even in a movie theater, though. Drop a guy off a cliff and watch him splat, shoot him with a cannon ball, or hit him with a train, and that fellow best be animated if you seek a tv audience. Every country has unique rules about even specifically adult material, though, a principle we examine at some length today. For the record, we have found that 
Seriously what day could be better than one that has references to both Star Wars and Indiana Jones in it? OK. So technically we have a sentence in today’s editorial, and although we naturally mention the lovely Ms. Kate from that second movie, we do not actually have any photos of her or anything like that. We DO have Madelyn Marie demonstrating the proper way to 
Drawing grand life conclusions from watching adult movies might be a little suspect as a personal philosophy, but some things make perfect sense. Like if you have to go to jail, try and get into the 
We do not often talk separately about ReelRisque posts, seeing as how that Team generally takes great joy in talking about their things themselves. And we really do not start the conversation well before this same ReelRisque Team has had a chance to 
Who knew that adult movie sets regularly benefit from a liberal use of something as antiquated as an antimacassar as it proceeds through the day? Granted, we pretty much just call them towels, but from now on we know better. In what would turn out to be our last dabble in the “Spearmint Rhino owns Ninn Worx” debacle, we could have really benefitted from a little classing up of the operation as it turns out. As we begin our vacation to that historic time, you should take your solace as we did at the time: Just ignore all the politics and 
People with demons can make for interesting friends. They make truly horrible life partners, but for the odd weekend away, they can be wildly entertaining. Of course people with demons also make interesting characters for movies, and people with demons who show up for therapy sessions wearing sheer dresses with garters and stockings make for 
We learn some important things about biological evolution today. Or else we learn that naked women look good even if they 
Have you ever tried drinking a nice frosty margarita or sipping truly fine tequila through a face mask? It sucks. Granted, these days we might even be sucking virus into ourselves, but since “they say” you cannot get COVID-19 from eating contaminated food, that part might not be a big risk. Still, you do not exactly want to filter your excellent drinks with just environmental yuk. Combine that with the whole “thou shalt not congregate” admonition in California, and suffice it to say that our annual Cinco de Mayo celebrate got 86’d in a most rude and sad way. We’re trying to make up for the pain with a little 
