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September 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/29/03	Carol threatened to kill us if we didn’t get D.Minion’s story about Night Calls, August 27th, 2003 before the new season begins THIS WEDNESDAY (October 1). It’s not so much that we’re afraid of Carol, but rather that we have a trivia question included in the post that even Lon and Bert might have a problem answering. Sometimes, it’s good to be old; most of the time, however, it’s not. We’re going to stop thinking about that now. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton Video, Tiffany Granath Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
9/28/03	We hear tell that some people don’t like football. Of course we’ve heard of the Great Pumpkin and have even seen pictures of Jack-a-lopes, so we don’t really take much stock in old wives’ tales like these. Still, on the off chance that your team is having a really bad day, we thought we’d give you a diversion. We call it “Dee, diddle, diddle” … but this has nothing to do with any nursery rhyme that we ever heard. Although, if teachers looked like Dee, kids would pay a lot more attention. By the way, and everyone repeat after me, “Thank You, Michael.” [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
9/27/03	We hate not to follow through on promises, and we’d like to welcome “autiger” back to the fold, so we’re going ahead with our post of a Photo Shoot Fun Day with Georgia Adair, Inari Vachs, and Kristal Summers. We’re thinking folks won’t mind too much if we interrupt the regularly scheduled Ninn Worx Weekend. Being able to look back on how the girls were when they started has to be one of the greatest benefits of membership here, and D.Minion comes through again. It was a day of PT Cruisers, naps in the sun, and problems with fast food. Girls flitted in; girls flitted out; girls ate out. All in all, just another typical day in paradise — 144 pictures and 2 video clips worth. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
9/25/03	If there’s a face and body combination around that can stop traffic (other than Kristal’s of course), then it belongs to our old friend Julia Ann. It seems fitting therefore that D.Minion chose to chronicle Julia’s exploits in Wicked’s Road Block. Hey, when it comes to Julia, many things seem to be a natural fit. Enjoy. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
9/24/03	Some days you’re feeling just a little blue, and you could really use something to bring a smile to your face. Today, however, does not appear to be one of those days, although Dee happens to be wearing blue — at least for a bit. You’ll have to read the story to see how we came up with the concept, but no matter how you look at these 104 pictures, this is “One Fine Dee” … Hmm. We’ve gone from pink to baby blue with the last couple of posts. We seem to have a pastel theme going on. Wonder if that’s important … Naw. Probably not. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee]
9/20/03	We have kind of a twist this weekend, as these photos didn’t actually come from Michael. We’re putting together promotional material, and we technically got these pictures from Georgia Adair herself. So rather than a simple “Ninn Worx Weekend” we’ve actually got a “Ninn Worx Girl Weekend” — which suits us just fine. In a blatent slam at our British Bud, though, all of these photographs are verticle … We decided to forgive the “real” photographer, however, because, well, they are naked pictures of Georgia after all. So kick back and enjoy “Georgia’s Perfect Pink,” as it were, and then drop by and visit our quiet friend. We’re off to console poor Mav … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair]
9/19/03	We’ve completed the trilogy of stories on Wicked Pictures’ Turning Point, starring our own Kristal Summers, complete with pink wig. (And we’re pretty sure that’s the first time we’ve ever written that sentence, by the way.) What might make this a little more noteworth, however, would be remembering that we first started posting this story in October of 2001. Hey, what can we say? We get a little busy sometimes, and then we forget stuff. We’d probably be really depressed if we could remember all of the stuff we forget, but, well, it’s forgotten, so we’re fine with it …. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane, Kylie Ireland, Sydnee Steele, Nikita Denise, D.Minion]
9/18/03	We don’t see any reason to stop with the “vacation” photos now, and Maverick has been diligently working (while on vacation, oddly enough) to bring you his account. So now the people that didn’t make the Members’ Party this year can read about it; those that did make it can relive the wonderful times, and those that couldn’t care diddly can look forward to tomorrow, when we return with our regularly scheduled nudity. [FEATURED TAGS: Members’ Party, Dee Video, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Steve, Berno, Craig, Lon, Carol, Mike27, Brian33, Newbie, Exclusive Video, Maverick]
9/15/03	Carol and Mav are still in town, as some of you are aware. So we were explaining how much fun it can be to write up long stories for the web site, and go through thousands of pictures and video clips, so that you can weed them down to interesting and usable images. We told them how fascinating and emotionally satisfying an enterprise it can be, and explained that we were sorry that they too couldn’t experience the intellectual rush that accompanies a full-fledged report on an event as spectacular as the 2003 Members’ Party. They decided to tackle the task themselves; we decided to just give you a hint of what’s to come (while walking quickly out of the office). And I thought all that time spent reading Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn was going to be a waste of effort … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Angel Cassidy, Billy Glide, Carol, Craig, Steve, Lon, Maverick, D.Minion]
9/14/03	Well, we’re back from the Members’ Party and Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, and Angel Cassidy are recovering nicely. They should be good as new with only minimal psychotherapy and almost no (required) plastic surgery. We’ll start this way: We owe Maverick an apology: He did in fact spend the entire three days denouncing the demons of shyness. He was a winner! He was a charming and active participant, managing entirely to speak in complete sentences and look above people’s shoelaces, occasionally almost nearing the neck region. I feel like a louse for even thinking he couldn’t accomplish this goal. Mav, I’m sorry: Craig owes you beer. (Rank still has its privileges.) Now, what else did we learn? Well, Carol felt comfortable enough to participate in her first topless photo session and complete multiple rounds with various “Tight Snatches;” SteveD felt comfortable enough in the S60 Volvo, having had his fill of the “maxi-van,” and Lon still knows everything, managing all the while to make us feel as though we’re not total losers for failing to accomplish the same feat. Mike33 and Brian27 have now evolved into “Jake” and “Elwood” (more of this to follow for sure), with Newbie undergoing a metamorphosis into an amazingly positive “Dr. Yes.” (He was, in honesty, both shaken and stirred, and it’s really too bad about all the darkness and cold in his future. At least he doesn’t have to witness a Republican President’s re-election campaign.) As it turns out, impeccable authority tells us that Bert has the best hands with Latex in the Western United States; Berno can no longer look forward to his own gubernatorial run, and Craigs01 plans on recovering from his stint on the king-sized bed with the five naked and cuddly aforementioned ladies by beginning regular breathing again soon. Oh, and XXX, a confident and clever new friend, also happens to know the complete lyrics to Gloria Gaynor’s I Will Survive. We’re not completely sure what all of this means, save for the fact that everyone that didn’t attend the Members’ Party didn’t get to meet “Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, and Angel Cassidy” — or understand much of what we just said — and it seems a darn shame, really … To paraphrase a master (or two) … And THAT was something completely different. Finally, thank you all. Without you, it would have been neither possible nor necessary, and it’s good to create your own paths — even the “Dead End” ones. Oh, and by the way, Mr. Maverick, next year blushing counts. [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Dee, Tatiana, Jana Cova, Nikki Blonde, Mandy Bright, Olivia Del Rio, Chloe Dior, Veronika, Faith Grant, Shayla LaVeaux, Vanessa Virgen, Ashley Long, Wanda Curtis, Nikita Denise, Alexis Amore, Carolyn Monroe, Michelle Michaels, Britney Diamond, Charlie, Michael Ninn]
9/10/03	Who’s peeking out from under the stairway? Well, it’s not our Wendy, because her new house is actually a ranch style abode. On the plus side she continues her penchant for happiness and nudity, and she’s ever so excited to be, well, nude, with fortunate party goers this weekend. So check out her “old” red look, and look forward to her “new” blonde look, and generally just be happy to be out of the “Stormy Eyes” in a Home is now a House. Oh, and since we’ve got free slave labor in town, Mav put together a video clip of LA Erotica, 2003, which you can all peruse, assuming you’ve got a sufficient connection. Isn’t that just like Life: It’s all about the sufficent connection … (which Tinker calls Grants and Jacksons). [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, D.Minion]
9/9/03	About a month ago, we showed you some pictures of Dee cavorting around D.Minion’s abode, and today we’re offering up the “artsy” shots in a blatent attempt to avoid “really stinky space fillers,” which you’ll understand if you bother to read Brother John today. Poets have compared a cello to a woman’s body; we don’t know about that completely, the women in our lives being rather thinner as a rule, but we do know that “Dee’s a Jolly Good Cello” … (Sorry about that, but it’s better than just saying “We’re really sorry your team sucked over the weekend XXX, and here are some pictures of Dee to help you forget your national humiliation.” See? We try to be nice and not even mention how truly horrible the Dolphins played this past weekend. It would be rude to rub salt in the gaping wound caused by losing on opening day to a team only in its second year of existence, so we’re not going to do it. We’re just going to gloss right over that atrocity, and get on with beautiful naked Dee. Good thing we’re such nice folks around here, huh?) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion]
9/7/03	Well, we made it, although we must confess to resorting to catching “cat-naps” whenever we could over the past six days. Big Michael Ninn movies are exactly that: BIG. It’s been several years since we’ve seen Michael attempt a project like Anais’ Garden of Shadows, and we’ve decided that if he does them more often, well, we’re going to have to kill him. That said, come awards time next year (The movie will release too late for consideration at the 2004 AVN Awards show.) we will have probably forgotten about all of our aches, pains, and general physical anguish. Not only that, but we’ll still be able to look at this week’s gift from Michael, a Ninn Worx Weekend (technically) from Innocence: Pure Pink. We should go on record as not really minding catching cat-naps on porn sets anyway; it’s all about the pussy, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Danni, Taylor Rain, Kitty, Amber Rayne, Monique Alexander, Michael Ninn]
9/1/03	Message Board regulars know that we’re about to start the Adult Industry equivalent of Purgatory. Michael is combining a shoot for two movies, both of them starring Ninn Worx contract players. Consequently, we’re preparing for the worst. It’ll be a hot, dusty, bug-infested, exhaustion-inducing week. We hope we survive. Being the kind souls that we are, we put together the usual epic that results when D.Minion covers one of our contract ladies on a big movie shoot, and we’re posting it all at once. So feel free to take your time with Fetish: I Know Your Dreams — the advance look. There are many, many words here, accompanied by many, many pictures. There is humor, honesty, and fun, as well as insider secrets, and even a lesson or two if you pay close attention. Should we not survive this week, it will be a fitting Requiem … and Mav will be really bored next week. You, however, will not have to suffer through the walking pig. Maybe Justice exists after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

March 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/28/03	Ninn Worx Weekend reaches new dazzling heights as you can now see Lost Angels Michelle Michaels, with Shayla! Some people just really age well, and sometimes they get a chance to work with people as visually talented as Michael Ninn. And sometimes that’s enough. [FEATURED TAGS: Michelle Michaels, Shayla LaVeaux, Nikita Denise, Charlie, Michael Ninn]
3/27/03	It should be enough to say that Kristal and Inari would be the Natural Selection here, but then that wouldn’t give just due to D.Minion’s unique style of presentation. In addition to the lovely ladies performing various sex acts, and insight into (now old) industry dating habits, we’re increasing the mammal and aviary content remarkably here as we have our first photos of a rooster, an ostrich, and two shots of a llama. If you’re curious, there is absolutely no sexual content with the above mentioned animals, however. Actually if you were curious, you should seek professional help. You have issues. The rest of you members can just enjoy the reading … and the view. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, D.Minion]
3/24/03	This whole war thing has kind of thrown us off kilter around here, and we just realized that we forgot to put up Night Calls, March 5, 2003 because we were busy watching us blow things up on television. Regardless of your feelings surrounding America’s efforts in Iraq, you will probably enjoy taking a small break in the action to read about Juli and Tiffany and a bunch of their naked friends. Sorry, Carol, we’ll do better next time … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]
3/21/03	This time around our Ninn Worx Weekend offers you Shay Sights, Wanda Curtis, Michelle Michaels, Mia Smiles, Jenna Haze, Nicole Sheridan, Judith Boodr, Bunny Luv, and Nikki Blonde — all enjoying themselves. If you’re a fan of solo girl action, you’ll have fun with this one. If you’re not a fan in that category, you just might be after this one. Oh, and if you look carefully you’ll even catch a brief view of our old friend Shayla LaVeaux, sans briefs of course. [FEATURED TAGS: Nikki Blonde, Jenna Haze, Wanda Curtis, Aurora Snow, Nicole Sheridan, Shay Sights, Wanda Curtis, Michelle Michaels, Mia Smiles, Jenna Haze, Nicole Sheridan, Judith Boodr, Bunny Luv, Michael Ninn]
3/18/03	It’s rather unlike us to come up with something even vaguely topical, except for Juli’s Night Calls postings, of course. She always was the timely one among us. However, sometimes something so surreal happens that it "bares" (as it were) mention in prompt fashion. You would have to be a pretty faithful member to remember back to a time when D.Minion felt shy and lonely and speechless on a XXX set, but it happened recently. We found this and other facts surrounding the shoot notable, so, clever folks that we are, we decided to note them. The movie won’t be out until May, but you can get your first looks at former Playmates and Pets Victoria Zdrok and Linn Thomas as they venture into the hard core video world. Come to think of if, that made a lot of us speechless that day, except for Michael: He just kept saying, "Damn …" That’s what you’ll be saying too after you see the 153 pictures and the 5 mpegs! [FEATURED TAGS: Victoria Zdrok, Linn Thomas, Mandy Bright, Olivia Del Rio, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
3/14/03	We have a lot of women who seem to enjoy the sexual company of other women today, as we continue the Ninn Worx Weekend fest with the final gallery from Fem 1: Aria. On the menu we find Tanya Danielle (in her first visit with our members that wasn’t in Class Act) and Laurie Wallace, which we’re not sure you’ve ever seen before. Then we have Ninn Worx contract player Wanda Curtis with "Sights" upon Shay, and Stephanie Swift’s discovery (again) Michelle Michaels briefly appearing, sans briefs, with Dru Barrymore, our candidate for the worst choice of "nom du porn" that we’ve seen in recent years. Free advice here for aspiring "Adult Actresses:" Don’t choose a stage name that actually detracts from your sex appeal and/or beauty. Free advice for members: Click on the Picture. Then send D.Minion an email that informs her she’s been totally beaten on the shameless plug game. (Be kind in your letdown ….) [FEATURED TAGS: Michelle Michaels, Dru Barrymore, Shay Sights, Wanda Curtis, Laurie Wallace, Tanya Danielle, Michael Ninn]
3/13/03	We’re saying farewell to our old friend "Nextel" Tim today, as he goes off in search of greener pastures. It’s sad, but not tragic, as we hope to see him around these parts again some day. As a tribute to his favorites, we imposed on our friends at VCA with a request to give us the publicity shots from Daydreams, Nightdreams, and they were kind enough to comply. So on Tim’s final day, he has Shayla LaVeaux, Juli Ashton, Asia Carrera, Kylie Ireland, Jill Kelly, and Missy. You all can have them on Tim’s final day too. That way you’ll always think kindly of Tim, and it’s good to always think kindly … [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Juli Ashton, Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Kylie Ireland, Missy, Mia Ciccero, Risque News Insight]
3/12/03	If Jessica Drake just weren’t so doll garn’d purty we probably wouldn’t talk about her at all. We hate to admit it, but we’re actually that shallow. She’s just a darling, though, and so D.Minion offers up her summary of Jessica Drake’s second stint on Playboy TV’s Inside Adult. Playboy has since "paused" this show, and we’re just a little bit bitter about that fact. We do, however, give you a chance to put a little bee in their bonnet about our buddy Jessica. Oh, and Bert was kind enough to share some more AEE 2003 pictures, and there’s just a little diddy about Georgia. She’s such a tease, but we love that about her. We hate to admit it, but we’re actually that shallow too … The depth around here is amazing. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Jessica Drake, Felicia Fox, Keri Windsor, Kelly Erickson, Georgia Adair, Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Christy Canyon, Alexis Amore, Inari Vachs, Ginger Lynn, Bert, D.Minion]
3/7/03	The Ninn Worx Weekends continue today with the first look at Lost Angels 2 featuring Michelle Michaels. We must admit we’re at a loss ourselves as to why we started with number two in the series, but we’re attributing it to Stephanie Swift. She was in the office this week, and she coincidentally manages Michelle, and we got to talking about her working for Michael Ninn, and then … we think we just got confused. You can skip this until we get to Lost Angels 1 featuring Nikita Denise if you want, but then how would you get your weekend going? [FEATURED TAGS: Michelle Michaels, Nikita Denise, Michael Ninn]
3/5/03	Those of you tired of seeing Kristal in hardcore action might just as well skip this post. Those of you that actually read the words will get a bonus here, however. That pretty much sums it up for today. If you’re interested, take a "Peekie at the Tiki …" (Hut, hut.) [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais, Monique Alexander, Cherry Rain, D.Minion]
3/4/03	Possessing more than the normal amount of lunacy, D.Minion outdoes herself this time around with her coverage of Night Calls, February 19, 2003. We get to talk about The Home and Garden Channel, Juli Ashton’s latest project, tofu, and the now ubiquitous topic, anal penetration of a male by a female. If that’s not enough to capture your interest, you might check out some unusually dazzling pictures of Tiffany Grannath. If that doesn’t do it for you, you might consider just going to bed. You’re obviously tired. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Aurora Snow, D.Minion]

April 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/30/02	The word “Euphoria” evokes a great many emotions. Very low on that list are 22-hour work days, near death experiences, and performing oral sex on someone who pauses to regurgitate. Somehow, though, all of these elements combined to make Wicked Picures’ Euphoria by far the top award winning video of last year. D.Minion was on set to document some of the seeming disasters and take 50 pictures of beautiful women in various stages of undress. For those of you that are new to her, that is precisely D.Minion’s definition of Euphoria … Go see why. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Devinn Lane, Stephanie Swift, Felecia, Ava Vincent, Sydnee Steele, Jezebel Bond, D.Minion]
4/29/02	We thought we’d best get back to something a little more normal around here, and then we thought, “What’s normal in this office?” Considering that not too much occurs around here that anyone would call “normal” in any conventional sense of the term, we decided to just stop that train of thought real speedy quicko. Then we thought, “Well, Night Calls is sort of normal.” So we went and posted D.Minion’s latest insights into the show. Check out Night Calls from February 20th, 2002, and then let us know if you can think of anything else that’s even sort of normal around here. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Inari Vachs, Dee, D.Minion]
4/27/02	In a stark break from tradition, we’ve come up with some personal insight into an actual news item. You may have seen on the evening news, or are going to see on the evening news, or would have seen if you had watched the evening news, an item about a biker-gang shooting in the vacation town of Laughlin, Nevada. It happened at 2:15 in the morning at the casino in “Harrah’s.” This year marked the 20th anniversary of the “Laughlin River Run” attended by Harley Davidson enthusiasts from around the country. This year marked Playboy TV’s first connection with the festivities. This year was unfortunately the first marred by death and serious injury, which had absolutely nothing to do with Playboy TV, but had to do with something we absolutely don’t understand. Inari Vachs tells a tale of irony and attempting to keep a humorous mood in the aftermath. We cope as we can in Late Breaking Nudes — the tale of her trip and its surreal escape from the tiny town along the Arizona border. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Risque News Insight]
4/26/02	While we’re on the webcast steamroller, we thought we’d offer up another peek at the fine performances put on by Devinn Lane in her shows. D.Minion dropped by when Kristal was Devinn’s guest, and, well, the predictable happened. What actually surprised us is how different Kristal looked as a blonde. She wants us to take a poll so you can let her know which look you prefer. We should mention that if you pick blonde, though, we’ll all make fun of you … [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Kristal Summers, D.Minion]
4/22/02	It’s the boss man’s birthday today, so everybody gets to go home before midnight. Yeah! Well, everyone except those of us who happen to have the responsibility for putting up this posting. Dang, I’ll probably miss all the jalapeño poppers and be left with American beer. Hey … wait a minute … I’m in a closed office filled with porn and a file cabinet with the home phone numbers of porn stars … Change of plans: I’m staying here and looking at the cool pictures from Juli’s Screen Playagain … Then maybe I’ll make some phone calls. D.Minion and I will be the ones that don’t have a hangover tomorrow. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Charlie, Rayveness, Taren Steele, Vicca]
4/19/02	It had to happen. It was only a matter of time. We’ve finally completely lost our collective mind. We’ll miss it. In an amazingly unimportant posting we give all of you a chance to spend a day at Universal Studios, Hollywood, with Georgia (and Emily). At least we have the decency to show you some naked pictures of her first, and we make it really easy for you to skip the touristy stuff entirely. We’re crazy, but we’re not mean. See our “Reasons to have Georgia on your mind.” [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Julia Ann]
4/18/01	It appears to be Kristal Summers Day around here as she’s breaking in the new cam system with her virgin solo appearance. She’s updated her journal, and D.Minion has given us a look at Kristal, and more than just a look, at our old buddy Shayla. This one’s for you, Pat. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux, D.Minion]
4/16/02	Juli pops in with a double feature from Ashton View’s Buried TreasureandConsenting Adults. In the latest “Grab Bag” installment, Juli lets us in on some behind the camera facts about the Playboy TV series Essentially Juli, and then she lets us in on some in front of the camera antics with Heaven Leigh and Ted Hunter, and then Juli, Alexandra Silk, and our (then new) friend Devinn Lane party on. The behind the camera trivia is interesting; the on-camera antics are very interesting. It’s good to be Juli. It’s almost as good to be a member … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Heaven Leigh, Devinn Lane, Alexandra Silk]
4/15/02	On this very special day in America, we at Adult Diary are going out on a limb and giving you something decidedly NON-Taxing. We have so many pictures of Inari and Dee having their way with two fortunate fellows that you’ll probably even forget about income tax entirely. Even if you don’t forget, it makes the pain a lot easier, as the girls “bare” some for you. Fortunately the 100 pictures are a lot better than our jokes … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Inari Vachs]
4/8/02	While we’re shuffling through the umpteen thousand photographs that result from D.Minion being on a distant continent with Devinn Lane and Sydnee Steele for two weeks, we thought we’d take a little time out for some self satisfaction. Well, we’ll show you some self satisfaction, and you can do as you please from that point. This is Keri’s Dandy Diddle from Darling, and we thought that up all by ourselves. More importantly, it’s our old friend, and beautiful woman, Keri Windsor: Tie one on! … Then buy the movie here. (That way D.Minion will quit bugging us to plug her catalogue.) [FEATURED TAGS: Keri Windsor]
4/5/02	D.Minion’s back with Night Calls from February 6th, yeah! It turned out to be the last show for regular “Call Girls” Inari and Dee. BOO! Despite the idiots that made this lame-brained decision at Playboy TV, the show was entertaining and involved a roll-around sex swing, hot oil massages, and the luscious Jessica Drake. It’s almost enough to make you forget the cold shafting that our friends Inari and Dee got. It’s at least enough to make you want to read the story and see what all the spanking was about … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath Video, Inari Vachs, Dee, Jessica Drake, Violet Blue, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
4/2/02	Inari’s up for some major new positions with Playboy TV, and while she was over to talk about our strategy, we got to looking through some picture files we hadn’t seen in awhile. We “found” our old friend Michele Morgan, well, Inari “found” her to a very different degree than I did, but it was fun to watch. This series will take a little while to post, but let’s just start with On Bed with Michele Morgan. Then we’ll let Inari take the lead. [FEATURED TAGS: Michele Morgan, Risque News Insight]
4/1/02	On the beginning of this post-Easter week we take a moment to reflect amidst a typically appropriate insight from Deb. Deb’s turning a new page on Deb’s Diary now, and we’re going to miss her a lot around here. I couldn’t think of a better way to say goodbye than to “rerun” my personal favorite of all the wild and wacky Deb’s Diary entries. I encourage you to seek her out, and support her wherever she ends up. I encourage you to stay with us, too, though. Basically, we’re just an encouraging lot around here. Don’t turn around, or you’ll turn to salt because, as members know … “Jesus is the Marshmallow.” Bye Deb. [FEATURED TAGS: Jesus is the Marshmallow]

March 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/30/02	It’s truly awe-inspiring to see what a true professional can do. It doesn’t hurt if that professional happens to be beautiful and naked at the time either. In this “Risque” flashback, as it were, we spend Sixty Seconds with Shayla LaVeaux. We’re confident in assuming that you’ll be spending a little more time than that. Call it hunch … [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux]
3/27/02	We’re honestly a little afraid going into this one. D.Minion drops in with a nice little story about how Julia Ann fondled her at a strip club. Julia Ann Dances. Fine. No problem. Then we got to a story about buying a bunch of toilet paper and how that enabled D.Minion to convince women to get naked in the bathroom so she could take pictures. Basically, we’re just laying it out there: 96 Rolls?! takes us on a truly existential tangent. It can get weird around here. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Inari Vachs, Dee, Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane]
3/26/02	Juli’s back with a peek at another Ashton View thriller. This time it’s the interracial orgy from Essentially Dee and it’s a dazzling display. These people were having fun. You can call it a love story between close friends Juli Ashton, Dee, Lola, Marc Anthony, and Julian St. Jox. Or you can call it what we do around here: “Whole Lotta Humpin’ Goin’ On” — and members get to see it. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Dee, Lola]
3/23/02	It’s apparently a day for learning and dastardly deeds around here. Poor Kristal’s only one person grossly taken advantage of, as circustance would have it. We learn about some hidden perils of being in the adult business in The Price of Fame. Fortunately Kristal’s another trooper, and she obviously had a good time with Georgia as you can tell from Georgia’s Full Moon. We even get to learn about what it’s like on a “box cover” shoot, as Inari’s Box Gets Shot. With all the learning going on around here, we hope somebody’s picking up something. Gee. Members get everything … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Georgia Adair, Inari Vachs, D.Minion]
3/20/02	Wendy’s making another appearance, this time in the obviously anticipated “ending” of the Chronicles of Nick Manning. That’s how you know sex is over, right? When the guy orgasms? We conclude with volumes seven, eight, and nine, and it was fascinating to see how much film and time they spent documenting male ejaculate. We’d look into the theories behind that, but quite frankly it sounds like way too much work. We’ll let some aspiring Ph.D candidate do it, and then we’ll just read the answer. Until then, enjoy the pictures. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]
3/19/02	D.Minion dove right into this one. Devinn was producing her first show for her contract company Wicked Pictures, and Julia Ann was starring with her in what was her first XXX movie in over a year. Suffice it to say D.Minion was in heaven as Devinn and Julia Made it Beautiful/Nasty. We’re quite certain that D.Minion had her index finger in a cast after this shoot. We mean from taking all these pictures, naturally. Give yourself some time on this one, as you’ve 200+ images to peruse. And when you’re done, you’ll understand this thumbnail. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Charlie, Renee LaRue, Lola, Nakita Kash, Ariel, Adajja, Amber Michaels, D.Minion] DANG! We forgot our blatent plug to sell the movie. Buy it here, please.
3/18/02	Sometimes it’s hard to believe the things that happen to Deb. Really cool things. Like right now she’s off with Juli & Tiffany (from Night Calls for you novices) doing who-knows-what. Next week she’s flying off to Florida with Shayla LaVeaux. The other night she was relaxing in her apartment when Wendy Divine dropped in wearing very little and willing to wear even less. Maybe I’ll just let Deb tell you about it in “Social Intercourse.” [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]
3/15/02	As long as we’re in the Inari Vachs vein, as it were, D.Minion takes time out to provide a public service announcement. In announcing the startling revelation that “Drugs are Bad, OK.” she tells tale of a wayward actor who had partaken perhaps too much of a good thing. More importantly she gives us lots more pictures of Inari with the added motto of “there’s no such thing as too many spread shots.” She’s learning, this one. You don’t even have to learn: You can just look … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, D.Minion]
3/12/02	It turns out that Inari and Dee have Friends in Mo’ Places, and if you understand that reference … well … you probably still won’t understand the bizarre elocution that accompanies some wonderful pictures in this posting. We have omnipresence and afficianados; we have epiphanies and corollaries, and we have them in a porno site. Quite possibly we stand apart from the norm. We’re just not sure toward which direction. We have, however, decided to not worry about it and to send you off to the story. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Dee, Juli Ashton, Risque News Insight]
3/8/02	It’s amazing how often the two sides of the office are coincidentally working on the same type of content around here. While Deb had “her people” working to get up her experiences on Night Calls, Juli had been pushing us to get her own site up to date too. Well, what we have here is a Night Calls marathon going on, and we’ve promised to keep it going until we’re current. Kristal’s working on the image editing work for the February shows, and now you can finally read about the December shows! Feel free to look at the pictures too, if you’re so inclined. Mostly we’ve figured out, it’s good to be Juli and she appears to spend a lot of time with her arms in the air. Fame is an odd animal it seems. It’s less odd than not being a member, however. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
3/7/02	Deb’s been hanging with Juli quite a bit lately – shopping – conventions – working out at the gym. She went along to Night Calls last Wednesday and had quite a good time. Duh! Who wouldn’t? There were several of Deb’s new friends there, too. Deb meets the nicest people – like sexy women who don’t mind taking off their clothes. It’s a great job. Anyway, here’s Deb’s take on Night Calls subject for the evening “First Date Sex.” [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Kelsey Heart, Kaylynn]
3/5/02	Now that Kristal’s pursuing a new look, and a new friend to “look” at, Sweet Georgia, we thought we’d remind you all what the little darling looked like when she first came into the office. We’re all about potential around here, and it looks like we were right about Kristal. She’s turning out just fine in Changing Times … Wait until you see what’s next! [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers]
3/1/02	While you’re waiting for the new chat software to load for Wendy’s chat, you might as well open up another window, and remind yourself that basically Becca’s a Babe! Then you’ll probably want a third window so you can actually purchase Basically Becca from us, as it’s Ashton View’s latest release, and it’s been almost a year to the day since Juli first sought to release it. It just wasn’t perfect in her mind, it seems. Personally, I think she just wanted to do Becca some more. So now you can have Juli AND Becca as Juli and Becca have each other, basically. You don’t have to be a member to buy the tape, but you do to see these special pictures … [FEATURED TAGS: Becca]

Stars:Adaja| Amber Michaels| Ariel| Becca| Charlie| Dee| Devinn Lane| Georgia Adair| Inari Vachs| Jessica Drake| Juli Ashton| Julia Ann| Kaylynn| Kelsey Heart| Kristal Summers| Lola| Nakita Kash| Renee LaRue| Shayla LaVeaux| Tiffany Granath| Wendy Divine

Year:2002

Month:March

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